View Full Version : Maoist Jokes


CCA
Dec 31, 2006, 03:24 PM
Taken From:http://www.etext.org/Politics/MIM/art/humor/index.html
Lightbulb Joke 1
"How many MCs [MIM comrades] does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

What?

Yeah. Just one to hold the lightbulb and three to make world revolution."

Lightbulb Joke 2
"Question:
How many MIM comrades does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer:
That's a pig question.

[The joke is a dig at MIM's line on security and giving
out information on people persynally. See, e.g.,
MIM's FAQ on security.]"

Lightbulb joke 3
Question:
How many MIM comrades does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer:
Changing the lightbulb would be reformist. We want to change the whole light fixture.

[The joke is a dig at MIM's line in favor of revolution.]

Their Movie and Video Game Reviews are priceless gems of unintentional comedy:http://www.etext.org/Politics/MIM/bookstore/index.html#M




[It's criticism of MIM as deluded.]

Eran of Arcadia
Jan 01, 2007, 12:33 PM
http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/2982/maodv3.jpg

Mise
Jan 01, 2007, 03:16 PM
I was expecting jokes which are prejudiced against people of a certain Mao :(

useless
Jan 05, 2007, 10:47 AM
so was i. lmao.

Phlegmak
Jan 23, 2007, 10:34 AM
This web page is amazing. The video game reviews could have been written by Commie #4522.

http://www.etext.org/Politics/MIM/bookstore/vgames/fallout.html

puglover
Jan 23, 2007, 10:48 AM
This web page is amazing. The video game reviews could have been written by Commie #4522.

http://www.etext.org/Politics/MIM/bookstore/vgames/fallout.html

Fallout is more of a Maoist Role Playing Game

Would that be an MRPG? :lol: Great find, Phlegmak.

pboily
Jan 23, 2007, 03:59 PM
This web page is amazing. The video game reviews could have been written by Commie #4522.

http://www.etext.org/Politics/MIM/bookstore/vgames/fallout.html

Maoists won't like the extreme (however adjustable) amount of violence that exists in this depressing and decayed post-capitalist world. [Sadly, the violence is even a selling-point of the game: "Victims don't just perish--they get out in half, melt into a pile of goo, and explode into chunks of flesh. Yuck!!" reads the promotional webpage.] But there is a great deal of interest to a Maoist in this game, once she knows where to look:
-Racism
-Exploitation
-War and militarism
-Resources and modes of production
-Government types
-Religion as a scam
-Bourgeois psychology and human experimentation
-Prison and slavery
-The U.$ government


No, it couldn't have been written by Commie (see bolded part).

Eran of Arcadia
Jan 23, 2007, 06:04 PM
Oh yeah . . .

It's like the Christian fundamentalists who rate video games. Civ3 gets good marks, but they take away points for having the earth be between 3 and 5 billion years old, and for the Theory of Evolution advancing science.

CCA
Jan 23, 2007, 06:29 PM
Would that be an MRPG? :lol: Great find, Phlegmak.
You mean FranciscoHernan right?

*looks sad but eager*

puglover
Jan 23, 2007, 07:02 PM
You mean FranciscoHernan right?

*looks sad but eager*

Oh, whoops. Thought he posted a similar link from a different website. Didn't realize it was the same one. :crazyeye:

I grant you the right to splat me with a cold fish.

CCA
Jan 23, 2007, 07:05 PM
It may interest people to know that I wrote some of the Video Game reviews:
under the pseudonym Big Jim
Why?
I was bored

Perfection
Feb 14, 2007, 02:57 PM
http://www.pekingduck.org/archives/commupolitan.jpg

Xanikk999
Feb 14, 2007, 08:38 PM
Perfection.. once again you have outdone yourself. :lol: :lol: :lol: