Who has recently become the Queen Mummy? :lol:

That is not black humour.
It is not humour. Could see that pun coming from a mile off, like the inevitable Sex Pistols references...
It is sick, disrespectful rubbish. :(

And not even factually correct.

Sorry Matrix...

But I find the joke this funny: [punch]

Originally posted by Sparrowhawk
Sorry Matrix...

But I find the joke this funny: [punch]
wow you found it so funny that you still smile even after someone punches you!
dang you must find this really funny! but this is how funny I find it ::D :confused: :(

well. I'm not insulted, but its not funny. if it were a good joke, on the other hand, it would have been :)

hahahaha, man its cool when people get offended :P

i give it a :flamedevi

:)

Why am I not suprised that you enjoyed this, scorchy?
"Cool when people get offended":rolleyes:
I just hope that you don't get abducted by aliens and give them the wrong idea about the human race, or its close relatives.;)

hehehe.

Great comeback, scorchy my love, but it is against my principles to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.:D

I'd like to see you kick him when he's down though. Surely that's not against your principles?

Originally posted by duke o' york
I'd like to see you kick him when he's down though. Surely that's not against your principles?

Normally it isn't, but I respect the rules and dictates of the board and the moderators like any good fascist would.:D

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
Great comeback, scorchy my love, but it is against my principles to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.:D

Who cut off Scorch's arms???? :confused:

Originally posted by ainwood


Who cut off Scorch's arms???? :confused:

Thats not funny...Unless you think his wits are in his arms...

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
I just hope that you don't get abducted by aliens and give them the wrong idea about the human race, or its close relatives.;)

Funniest line so far on this less than funny thread. "Or its close relatives." Now that was funny.

Not sucking up to my future boss, just calling them like I see them.

Originally posted by Dell19


Thats not funny...Unless you think his wits are in his arms... I think he was refering to the unarmmed part of the sentence...you know, unarmmed.....:lol: anyways.

a big (groan) to Matrix for this joke.

Originally posted by PaleHorse76
I think he was refering to the unarmmed part of the sentence...you know, unarmmed.....:lol: anyways.


Exactly and that part wasn't funny. Its been done too many timeas to be funny anymore...

Originally posted by Dell19
Exactly and that part wasn't funny. Its been done too many timeas to be funny anymore... Well, this is the first time I have seen it, and it's mildly amusing for me. :)

There's always a first time.

Originally posted by Dell19


Exactly and that part wasn't funny. Its been done too many timeas to be funny anymore...

And other old jokes / puns don't get dragged out and posted on these forums? Don't tell me you hadn't seem Simon's joke before!

Originally posted by ainwood


And other old jokes / puns don't get dragged out and posted on these forums? Don't tell me you hadn't seem Simon's joke before!

Simon's joke was slightly better...

And also true to boot.

Originally posted by Dell19


Exactly and that part wasn't funny. Its been done too many timeas to be funny anymore... I will shooting you with my M4! (Tact Ops reference not real life people!!!) ;) It is always funny...the older and more used the better.

Yeah well I'll have a nice grenade waiting for you...

Well, sorry if you didn't find it funny. But when I read it in the standard corner of the news paper where they always make some funny comment, I laughed my @ss off. And so did my (very decent) parents.

Ah well, moving right along...