Do you think God likes bananas? [Archive] - Civilization Fanatics' Forums

Cunobelin Of Hippo

Apr 15, 2002, 12:30 AM

Where's the option 'Gee, looks like Apolyton's down' :D

Simon Darkshade

Apr 15, 2002, 12:47 AM

Amen, Brother Pachy, he says, munching on some tuna.
If there is any mention of strawberries, then I swear I shall have a spasm.

allhailIndia

Apr 15, 2002, 04:21 AM

Of course not. If nearly a billion Hindus keep offering him the same thing almost every other day, he is bound to get sick of it:D

Matrix

Apr 15, 2002, 07:46 AM

Well, I do like bananas. :rolleyes:

But for God...if he doesn't like bananas that means he doesn't like his own creation, which means he failed in something. But God never fails.

Anyway, why don't you ask him yourself? Go to the church, pray and ask. :p Or even better: PM him! He's registered on this forum, you know. :D

duke o' york

Apr 15, 2002, 07:47 AM

What a stupid question. I keep hearing about them but I'm still waiting for someone to prove to me that bananas exist.

Matrix

Apr 15, 2002, 07:48 AM

I just ate one. :rolleyes: Ok, so that one doesn't exist anymore. Sorry, bad example. ;)

LaRo

Apr 15, 2002, 11:52 AM

I got a proof. This is a picture of a identified flying banana (IFB).

Marzipan

Apr 15, 2002, 12:49 PM

Since God exists only in the mind of humans, his likes and dislikes, as all of his other characteristics, are whatever you choose to believe they are. :flamedevi

philippe

Apr 15, 2002, 02:15 PM

so if god likes everything to eat should god like to eat poo and horse**** then?:crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye:

Zarn

Apr 15, 2002, 02:43 PM

I'm too lazy. Can someone get God for me? I now he is on the forum, because I seen him post before. Or did I?:confused:

Lt.Col. Kilgore

Apr 15, 2002, 07:16 PM

After close radiation examining of the 'Shroud of the Banana Republic' we now know that God does in fact enjoy bananas. But only on Tuesdays.

Globber

Apr 15, 2002, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by LaRo
I got a proof. This is a picture of a identified flying banana (IFB).

looks like a flying fedora to me..

Zarn

Apr 15, 2002, 08:37 PM

We also found out that some people think that I am a punk.
I probally am.

philippe

Apr 15, 2002, 08:44 PM

PUNK!

Whiskey Priest

Apr 15, 2002, 09:48 PM

I was created in Gods Image
I like bananas
Then doesn't god like banana's?

Doesn't seem like he would create them if he didn't like them.

History_Buff

Apr 19, 2002, 12:35 PM

If anybody was quick enough to read my God is a monkey thread you'll know how I feel about it.

Dell19

Apr 20, 2002, 03:15 AM

No I wasn't quick enough...I did see that it was locked though...

Lt.Col. Kilgore

Apr 20, 2002, 05:34 AM

Originally posted by History_Buff
If anybody was quick enough to read my God is a monkey thread you'll know how I feel about it.

Hooah!

History_Buff

Apr 22, 2002, 08:44 AM

Dell, go to OT and dig it up. Its a good theory, for something I made up in 5 minutes anyway.

Dell19

Apr 22, 2002, 09:39 AM

Oh about how we were Monkeys first and because God created us in his image then he must be a monkey...Slightly flawed really. The bible is not meant to be taken literally and God could be anything really...

God

Oct 26, 2005, 02:15 AM

I do!

.l.

Perfection

Oct 26, 2005, 08:30 AM

I do!

.l.
Didn't TF close your account?

Takhisis

Oct 26, 2005, 02:40 PM

Why should he?

Maniacal

Oct 26, 2005, 06:43 PM

I don't believe in him (or her, or they) but I voted yes as if god existed (or does exist) then he had better like bananas.

Evil Tyrant

Oct 26, 2005, 08:07 PM

I don't really know. But I like bananas and see no reason for Him to dislike them.

CivFan91

Oct 28, 2005, 08:09 PM

I love bananas! :banana:

I'm surprised nobody used this yet... :banana: