as the title said

1)its only a 3000 foot drop while hanging on a string
2)um help
3)kamcarzi
4)how do you belay

What's wrong with 'help'?

5) OMFG, am I quoted in the 'things you don't say while climbing' thread? Yippie!

6) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

7) Is it bad if my rope is coming apart?

8 Look! No hands!

9 come on look down look dooooooooooooooooooown
10 man those stupid mafia is running a helicopter to the top, and what are they doing? Ahh, they just cutting down the roooooooooooooooope!

11)look no rope

12) i think i need to pee... -_-"

13) Of course putty can hold your weight!
14) Thats not a jug, thats my foot!*

*Actually happened :), it was getting dark.

15) Huh? Seriously? THIS ISN'T A DREAM? Oouch! OK, I understand.

16) [to the guy above you] I'm sleeping with your wife.

17. I think i just pooped myself...

18. Is this supposed to happen when I do this?

19. no, your dropping the rope wrong, drop it like this!

20# What does 'TNT' stand for?

21.
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground

It's fun to stay at y-m-c-a
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?

y-m-c-a
you'll find it at the y-m-c-a
no man, young man, does it all by himself
young man, young man, put your pride on the shelf

Y-m-c-a
then just go to the y-m-c-a
y-m-c-a
young man, young man, i was once in your shoes
y-m-c-a
young man, young man, I said, I was down and out with the blues.
y-m-c-a