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Love

Jan 28, 2007, 10:01 AM

Post your funny treads here, nowhere else :mwaha:

I begin whith the unregisted CivIV realese notes (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=131185)

Guangxi

Jan 28, 2007, 11:22 AM

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=203664
an apparently drunk abaddon.

Heretic_Cata

Jan 28, 2007, 01:56 PM

I had this one (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=172153) in my sig a while ago. :D

Kudos to happy alex. :goodjob:

JonnyB

Jan 29, 2007, 03:30 AM

This one (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=157414) is a lot to read but it's hilarious, some of the "conversations" people wrote are really good.

Abaddon

Jan 29, 2007, 04:43 PM

Glad i get a mention *hic* lol... i made an even better psot that night in the funny pictures thread.

Perfection

Jan 30, 2007, 01:52 AM

Here's fifty in honor of Fifty

1. World's Oldest Fetus
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=110211

2. Doughnuts
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=38438

3. What type of Vanilla are you neutral to?
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=120984

4. Improvement on color coded terror alert
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=107390

5. In the future, people brush your teeth for you
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=94804

6. I'm Now More Conservative than ever.
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=112449

7. Favourite destructive activity?
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=36543

8. Can the earth be flat
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=117975

9. Which do you prefer, bananas or flowers?
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=84369

10. The new Haiku Thread
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=43512

11. You are the dictator of the world!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=33571

12. Can ducks pronounce the spanish double r?
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=111244

13. DRAW Your Own Story!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=58978

14. "Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=112708

15. Break free while you still can!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=69553

16. Sex and Cyborgs
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=143115

17. Boiling hot rock the mass of Uranus discovered!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=98063

18. What sport (beside gun/paintball sports) has the best equipment for vandalizing
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=59352

19. Write your owwn story 2, the no-spam edition (READ THE RULES FIRST!)
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=55099

20. Is it true that women?......
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=143689

21. What's your favorite synonym of "pointless poll"?
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=144193

22. Civ4 Sex Creationism Religion Giant Death Robots
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=152536

23. The Alternative Member Photo's Thread III
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=159526

24. The Alternative Members Photos Thread 2
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=155399

25. To all OT Posters
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=107977

26. CFC Wanted Ads
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=71514

27. Prove or Disprove the Tooth Fairy
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=61367

28. The Rurivuelan Civil War
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=74880

29. Methods of Capital Punishment
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=64523

30. George Bush, would you please stop calling me!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=102868

31. Favorite means of ant destruction.
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=29248

32. Image Editing Fun!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=79343

33. Image Editing Fun Episode II
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=83123

34. Image Editing Fun Episode III
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=92056

35. Image Editing Fun Episode IV
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=97292

36. I want to adopt a child. A 40 year old Mexican child. And his family.
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=120997

37. Pro-Life/Pro-Choice: A dilemna no more
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=114824

38. Mmm, Baby-Back-Ribs for the Muslim Council
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=112620

39. Why do we eat Jesus?
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=108584

40. What if I sell cocaine as a cleaner?
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=105249

41. Which CFC members do you want to meet
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=69524

42. What's the 1st image to pop up when you do a google image search of your screen name?
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=104970

43. Blue Skinned People
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=53316

44. Image editing thread VI
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=121102

45. The 12th Planet
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=98113

46. Type your name into Google Image
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=130900

47. Should we destroy the sun?
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=87748

48. What does the world need??
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=43455

49. Hey there, just want to say Hi
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=121173

50. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=168813

Love

Jan 30, 2007, 08:17 AM

Ok, does anyone want to read all perfs stuff? I got no time, whats best?

Guangxi

Jan 30, 2007, 02:10 PM

Ok, does anyone want to read all perfs stuff? I got no time, whats best?
worlds oldest foetus: punning so dreadful its funny.
I'm Now More Conservative than ever: abducted by republican aliens.
of course, best to a look through them all.

got this from rmsharpes sig;
Emergency!! (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=175014)

SuperBeaverInc.

Jan 30, 2007, 02:45 PM

Ok, does anyone want to read all perfs stuff? I got no time, whats best?

What type of Vanilla are you neutral to? is a classic thread

Erik Mesoy

Jan 30, 2007, 03:33 PM

The Red Stranger shortlist:

ECONOMIC MIRACLES (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=197658) (even less credible than any prophet!)

Experts Agree with RS (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=197652) (yes, that would merit a news thread)

The only unbias news (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=199638) (would be that of an omnipresent surveillance state)

I'm going to Iraq! (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=191749) (This can't end well.)

And my personal favorite...

Bill O'Reily visits CivFanatics!!!! (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=189490) ( :rotfl: )

...
Edit: PS, here is also the thread wherein Red Stranger goes to Harvard (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=162135). Allegedly.

Eran of Arcadia

Jan 30, 2007, 04:24 PM

This one (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=204511) is pretty good.

Wait, what?

SuperBeaverInc.

Jan 30, 2007, 05:23 PM

:lol: I had that exact same though, Eran.

Tycoon101

Jan 30, 2007, 05:27 PM

"I hate bears!" was a great thread, but it was deleted. So was the thread about aborting forum members.

SuperBeaverInc.

Jan 30, 2007, 06:27 PM

It's not a thread, but I nominate this as the funniest post in CFC history

Link (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=1475270&postcount=3)

Kraznaya

Jan 30, 2007, 11:25 PM

SuperBeaverInc.

Jan 31, 2007, 02:05 AM

You could just search for threads started by Red Stranger with the keywords Harvard. :p

Heretic_Cata

Jan 31, 2007, 03:37 AM

Betrayed

Jan 31, 2007, 06:33 AM

Ok, does anyone want to read all perfs stuff? I got no time, whats best?

My favorite is the argument about Earth's flatness. :p

Guangxi

Jan 31, 2007, 10:59 AM

Heretic_Cata

Jan 31, 2007, 11:17 AM

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=141637&page=5
this it? there was some unspecified spam deleted (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=3344272&postcount=58) in the middle though.
Nope - not that. The one i am talking about was about 2 pages long and it was spammed from the 4-5th post and everyone started posting ORLY pics. :) I think all of it was erased :( , because all off it was spam. :)

Sophie 378

Jan 31, 2007, 12:07 PM

The thread with a lot of O RLY pics was very funny too. The title was something about Brokeback Mountain and liberals ... :crazyeye: Maybe someone can find it, i think it was a noob who started it. Hopei it wasn't erased by ainwood. :(

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=141637&page=5
this it? there was some unspecified spam deleted (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=3344272&postcount=58) in the middle though.

Nope - not that. The one i am talking about was about 2 pages long and it was spammed from the 4-5th post and everyone started posting ORLY pics. :) I think all of it was erased :( , because all off it was spam. :)

This has a good collection of orly's. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Heretic_Cata

Jan 31, 2007, 01:28 PM

This has a good collection of orly's. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
:lol::lol: Great thread. :goodjob:

Erik Mesoy

Feb 01, 2007, 09:23 AM

Where's the I'm going to Harvard thread?

Find it and I'll add it.

Guangxi

Feb 01, 2007, 10:38 AM

Find it and I'll add it.
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=162135
:king:

and, in addition;
jesus avatar week from pontiuth pilates sig; http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=195260

Dragonlord

Feb 02, 2007, 06:44 AM

Would some kind Mod please correct the title of this thread? I don't mean to be a spelling Nazi, but every time I see this title I expect to see pictures of funny tires :lol:
I even went so far as to google for funny tires, so I'd have something appropriate to post, but couldn't find anything... :D

Fifty

Feb 05, 2007, 05:57 PM

Personally, I have a fanatical love for the work of Garry Denke. In fact, next to stratego's vanilla thread that Perf has alreayd posted, I'd say that Garry Denke's thread are the best out there.

Pretty much every post he makes is hilarious to me.

HOWEVER, the winner goes to:

Will NIST ever fix their tables? (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=119060)

Also thoroughly hilarious is his apparent goodbye thread (its mainly funny when you consider it in the context of his other crazyass threads):

Who is Lucifer? Who is the Devil? Who is Satan? (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=183127)

Fifty

Feb 05, 2007, 06:27 PM

in honor of Fifty

Have I told you lately that I :love: you?

Guangxi

Feb 07, 2007, 06:07 PM

this him?
http://www.garrydenke.com/

Swedishguy

Feb 08, 2007, 09:16 AM

The funniest thread around is the ''CivIV release notes''. No, I'm too lazy/don't know how to do to give you a linky.

Erik Mesoy

Feb 08, 2007, 10:04 AM

Ahem.Post your funny treads here, nowhere else :mwaha:

I begin whith the unregisted CivIV realese notes (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=131185)
Read. Or the Owl will eat you.

Swedishguy

Feb 08, 2007, 12:24 PM

Ahem.
Read. Or the Owl will eat you.
Oops. Do'h! :blush:

happy_Alex

Feb 09, 2007, 04:09 PM

thanks for the honourable mention Heretic Cata

Heretic_Cata

Feb 10, 2007, 03:00 AM

thanks for the honourable mention Heretic Cata
You're welcome. :) That thread should be an inspiration to us all. :clap: :goodjob:

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