You might be a Redneck Jedi if:
1 You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2 Your Jedi robe is camouflaged.
3 You have ever used your light sabre to open a bottle of Bud Light.
4 At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
5 You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6 You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
7 The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum skeeters.
8 Wookies are offended by your body odor.
9 You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Light so you didn't miss an interview with any of the Allisons on CMT.
10 You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
11 Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, boy come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
12 You have ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
13 You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
14 You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
15 You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
16 Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17 You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
18 You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
19 You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
20 When your light sabre opens, it plays a few bars of "Dixie."
21 You want to send your speeder bike to Orange County Choppers for overhaul.
22 If you hear . . . "Luke, I'm your father...and your uncle."

23. Your X-Wing has an 8-track.
24. You can't marry the girl you rescued from the Death Star, because there's a law against it.
25. Wookie: D@rn good eatin!
26. Your jedi mentor died shortly after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"
27. When Solo says, "Princess, what a wonderful new smell you've discovered!" He's talking about YOU.
28. You dismantled your protocol droid to make your new belt buckle.
29. You have banta horns on the hood of your X-Wing and a blaster rack on the rear window.

30. You find out Princess Leia is your sister, and you marry her anyway.

30. You find out Princess Leia is your sister, and you marry her anyway.Correction:
30a: You find out Princess Leia is your sister, and you say, "Great! Now, we can get married!"

31. your moisture farm is really just a front for a moonshining operation

32# You know the names of all Starwars-movies made.
33# You actually believe in the force.

35. You fish a thermal detonator...
36. You put six foot high sideskirts on your landspeeder.

Your Wookiee sidekick wears his fur in a mullet...

If you use that force lightning to cook up some steak

32# You know the names of all Starwars-movies made.


So I'm a redneck then?

37. You still call yourself a rebel even though the Clone Wars ended almost 150 years ago.

38. You lynch Jar Jar.

38. You lynch Jar Jar.Waaaiiit a minute! That is what any decent, self-respecting, sentient creature would do. :mad:

(A redneck would do it while wearing white sheets. :p )

39# You speak rubbish all the time
40# You wear a white robe on tuesdays

Waaaiiit a minute! That is what any decent, self-respecting, sentient creature would do. :mad:No, they'd shoot the mofo

41.when you get your robe you rip the sleaves and the bottom half off and put some jeans on then fetch yourself some bud light.

42.you use the force to help you take that enourmous dump of yours

37. You still call yourself a rebel even though the Clone Wars ended almost 150 years ago.
hahahahaha

43. You use the force to cheat at horseshoes.

45. You've barbequed an Ewok.

46.Your Super Star Destroyer is nicknamed the "General Lee"
47.You think Stormtroopers are the superior army by virtue of their uniform color.
48.Sleaveless Jedi robe

49# You have a replica of all the starwars customes ever created!

I think you're just not getting the premise here, Swedishguy.

These are Redneck jokes with a Star Wars twist.

Swedes need to be educated on what rednecks are, I guess

50. You pimp out your lightsaber to make it bigger, louder, and more intimidating.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m164/Jonnydontbacktrack/da_trash.jpg

This is my yard, have you seen my dawg?

Swedes need to be educated on what rednecks are, I guess

We have our own version, thank you very much. :aargh:

You think Luke should have ended up with Leia!

# 51 - Your blaster rifle is double-barreled.
# 52 - ...and it shows, even when the gun is out of sight!

#53 - in your yard you have a old rusted land-speeder on four concrete blocks

54. That R5 droid sitting outside there doubles as the toilet.