Why did the blonde democratic senator not go to work today?


Because she heard there was a Liberal Leave policy in effect!

thats one dumb blond...

Why did the blonde democratic senator not go to work today?

because she's running for president . . .

because she's running for president . . .

You know, I didn't even have her in mind when I made that joke up. :) But it could probably fit.

Sorry for asking, but shouldn't this joke fit better in "The hehe haha joke thread"?

EDIT: Ah, now I get it. This is about Blonde jokes. OK. Ignore this.

Hey, which one of the 300 blonde jokes I know should I tell here? ;)

All of them!

I spotted a dead blondie with an MP3 player today. When I examined her I discovered that she had been listening to the MP3 player. I pressed "on" and heard this voice that said: "Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe."

Here's some:

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
You knock on the door.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot.

What do you call a blonde that has dyed her hair black?
Artificial intelligence.

What was the blonde doing up in the tree?
Raking leaves.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, "ALL BLONDES AREN’T DUMB?"
No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.

Why was the blonde so thrilled when she completed the puzzle in six months?
The side of the box said up to three years.

Speaking of Hillary

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Speaking of Blond Joke, why not merge this into the one made by SuperBeaverInc?

A blonde has a garden with some trees she wants to cut down.

She goes to home depot, and the salesman shows here a very nice chainsaw, "that's the best chainsaw we have, with it you can cut a tree in just a few minutes"

She buys it, and come back a week later "This chainsaw doesn't work! It took me 5 days to cut just one small tree!"

The salesman decides to try it, pull on the trigger, and the chainsaw starts "RRRRRRRR"

"What's that noise?" asks the blonde.

That's an unusual blonde who can cut down the tree in five days.

clearly she tried using it like an axe and she did say "small tree"

That's an unusual blonde who can cut down the tree in five days.
Originally it was a joke about a norwegian, but Steph couldn't think practically.

We can make a compromise and say she was a norwegian blonde.

I have another one.

A group of blondes is very upset with their reputation, so they decide to prove they are smart.

So 1000 blondes gather in a stadium, and invite some TV for a demonstration.

One of them is picked randomly, and has to answer a question in front of the TV.

"What is 17 + 26?"

"Hmm... I'm not sure... hmm 51?"

"I'm sorry, it's a wrong answer"

And 999 blondes shout "give her another chance! give her another chance!"

"Ok... What is 8 + 5 ?"

"Hmm... Err... I know! 17!"

"Wrong again"

And 999 blondes shout "give her another chance! give her another chance!"

"Ok, last one. 2 + 2 ?"

"Oh, you really have hard question... Hmm.... 4?"

And 999 blondes shout "give her another chance! give her another chance!"

2 women commiting suidiside (blonde and a brunett)via jumping of a biulding. which hit's the ground first?

brunett.blonde,asks for directions and still is lookning for that biulding 3 years down the line(why don't just use the line hang herself

Its true that blondes have a better time but brunetts remember its was rubbish.