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Psychorg Mar 16, 2007, 06:10 PM In a game such as FFH, with its incredibly detailed background, its countless options of gameplay and unpredictable nature, clashes between lore and actual games are unavoidable. Some are barely worth noting, but others have an ironic twist that make you stop and think. Or at least smirk as you go by... I have listed a few of my favourites below, please feel free to add any others you can think of.
Rosier the Fallen with the loyalty promotion - sure he could be loyal to his civ after the fall, but it still has an odd ring to it...
Corlindale, with his lore, given access to the fire spells.
A Grigori Dragon Slayer, member of the Cult of the Dragon.
Saien Mar 16, 2007, 08:08 PM Given his lore, Corlindale should start with fire spells.
Chandrasekhar Mar 16, 2007, 09:02 PM Sphener and Basium duking it out.
Cassiel building the Mercurian gate (he can do this, right?).
A Calabim (or most any evil Civ) under Republic.
There's more out there, but these come to mind most readily.
Morganknight Mar 16, 2007, 09:24 PM I still don't understand why you feel incongruity with evil civs following a Republic. You are ascribing morality to something that is essentially amoral. sigh.
Nikis-Knight Mar 16, 2007, 09:35 PM It's incongruous because people usually don't think that vampiric despots really care all that much who thier people want to rule them.
Morganknight Mar 16, 2007, 09:49 PM Vampires are often portrayed as masters of deception. What better deception than convincing the masses they are in control by placing your puppets as their representation? The real power never changes...
American Heritage New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, Third Edition - Cite This Source
republic
A form of government in which power is explicitly vested in the people, who in turn exercise their power through elected representatives. Today, the terms republic and democracy are virtually interchangeable, but historically the two differed. Democracy implied direct rule by the people, all of whom were equal, whereas republic implied a system of government in which the will of the people was mediated by representatives, who might be wiser and better educated than the average person. In the early American republic, for example, the requirement that voters own property and the establishment of institutions such as the Electoral College were intended to cushion the government from the direct expression of the popular will.
[Chapter:] World Politics
The American Heritage® New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, Third Edition
Copyright © 2005 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
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loki1232 Mar 16, 2007, 11:03 PM Cassiel building the Mercurian gate (he can do this, right?).
I agree with this one wholeheardedly. From Cassiel's perspective Basium is no different from Hyborem.
Yoshi2942 Mar 17, 2007, 03:15 AM Cassiel can build the gate - I have seen him do it a few times. Infact, the game which inspired my signature was a game which I lost because a few turns after I - playing as Keelyn - summoned the big red oaf, Cassiel followed up by summoning Basium. Maybe he was thinking that the two would duke it out and leave everyone else alone? Seems odd that he'd be willing to give up his city so that the "duking" it out would take place in his backyard... But alas, Falamar turned on me when I declined his offer to take a ride on his boat.
sixs_monkey Mar 17, 2007, 05:01 AM It's incongruous because people usually don't think that vampiric despots really care all that much who their people want to rule them.
Of course, that's -exactly- what a certain VP may well be counting on... :mischief:
Wait, lemme reread what I'm replying to... OK, the VP was counting on the perception that many people have that -their- chosen leader couldn't ever Be a vampiric despot, a different fallacy altogether.
Vampires might chose a style of government that -appears- to respond to the will of the masses in order to exploit one or more of the possible efficiencies it could have.
Rod Mar 17, 2007, 05:46 AM Actually Republic seems to be the ideal form of Government for the Vampires.
We should never forget that Republic is the government of a certain glass of society, rather than an individual (Monarchy, dictatorship), over the other glasses. In most cases republic were/are dominated by the upper class - Ancient Greek City States, Roman Republic, early British Republic, Midage German Hanse City States, early American NewEngland Republic, Modern Russian Federation just to name a few.
So republic is THE government for the Patrician Vampire Families of the Calabim.
loki1232 Mar 17, 2007, 07:04 AM I agree. Personally I see more incongruity with having the Kuriotates use Republic than the Calabim, bu there's always ways to imagine it so it doesn't conflict.
Nero's fire Mar 17, 2007, 09:34 AM I can see it now:"Sure, he may be a blood sucking, canabalistic murderer... but he did say he would lower taxes..."
I assume the case for vampires with republic would be that only vampires are considered to be citizens... this seems a bit more like an oligarchy since vampires would have to be a minority in the society and while they could definatly call themselves a republic (china does) they would hardly be a legitimate one. In other words, unless the majority votes in public officials I don't see the vampires truly responding to this.
But ironic or not, the great thing about FfH is it allows you to do that. Create your own unlikely but possible reason for a republic vampire state. Maybe they are good vampires, who only eat criminals or foriegners. Or perhaps they have powerful control over peoples minds. Maybe even something as simple as a society that actually believes eating people is an acceptable thing for people to do. Still seeing Chand post that made me crack up.
Nikis-Knight Mar 17, 2007, 09:57 AM Of course, that's -exactly- what a certain VP may well be counting on... Valin Phanuel?
loki1232 Mar 17, 2007, 10:23 AM Dick Cheney?
Sureshot Mar 17, 2007, 10:30 AM killing acheron with fireballs before damage types were introduced, and hurting acherons with fireballs collateral damage during patch B.
Koffski Mar 17, 2007, 10:30 AM I just had falamar summon basium (the same round I summond hyborem I guess with the help of an great engineer) and switch to the ashen veil. It is just weird having a diplo modifier of +10 to someone who is at war with me while the modifier towards his partner is -1 but friendly
Chip56 Mar 17, 2007, 12:23 PM Playing as Hyborem and being able to build the mercurian gate
loki1232 Mar 17, 2007, 12:33 PM I don't think you can do this.
Hyborem can only be AV, and thus evil, and only neutrals and good civs can build the mercurian.
Gamestation Mar 17, 2007, 01:56 PM Look out evil! It's Hyborem to the rescue!:lol:
Yoshi2942 Mar 17, 2007, 04:37 PM Definately quick game speed, eh?
Loki - you sure about that? I am pretty sure I remember summoning, and then controlling Basium when I played as the vampires - about 50 turns after I summoned Hyborem and converted the vampires to AV so that they would be on friendly terms with the big red dork.
loki1232 Mar 17, 2007, 04:42 PM huh.
Clearly i'm wrong, but i think it might be a bug.
Chip56 Mar 18, 2007, 06:14 AM Believe me.
I had the option to build the gate when i played as Hyborem.
It is possible that this was tue to a bug but none the less it was pretty interesting.
Kael Mar 18, 2007, 07:34 AM Hyborem can be saved. If he stops worshipping the veil he can build the gate. If Basium comes he won't declare war on him, Basium hates the Ashen Veil, not the infernals. Or more specifically Basium hates Agares, who the Veil worships. If Hyborem is redeemed Basium will leave him alone.
The AI will never do it (summon Basium with Hyborem) but I left it as an obscure option for human players. I figured someone would want to run a Basium/Hyborem team.
I can justify most combinations, the point of FfH is to allow them, and the civs and religions were picked specifically for their ability to be interchanged with each other. But I must admit, the Cult of the Dragon Dragon Slayer is pretty funny.
Gamestation Mar 18, 2007, 09:34 AM Hyborem can be saved. If he stops worshipping the veil he can build the gate. If Basium comes he won't declare war on him, Basium hates the Ashen Veil, not the infernals. Or more specifically Basium hates Agares, who the Veil worships. If Hyborem is redeemed Basium will leave him alone.
The AI will never do it (summon Basium with Hyborem) but I left it as an obscure option for human players. I figured someone would want to run a Basium/Hyborem team.
I can justify most combinations, the point of FfH is to allow them, and the civs and religions were picked specifically for their ability to be interchanged with each other. But I must admit, the Cult of the Dragon Dragon Slayer is pretty funny.
Well I'll be darned. Is that really an intended possibility? I suppose it does mean that the outcasts can actually group together although it still seems a bit weird considering that Basium's introduction says "We've come to fight the Infernal."
BCalchet Mar 18, 2007, 09:48 AM "We came to fight the Infernal, but We soon realized they are pretty decent fellows after all. Now, We fight the Amurites!"
coko Mar 18, 2007, 10:36 AM Curse those mages!
TheJopa Mar 18, 2007, 04:15 PM Hehehe :)
But who is Hyborem anyway? He obviously isn't Agares himself or incarnation of evil, so I would hate to think he is just a minor Agares's henchman
Shadius Mar 18, 2007, 09:40 PM I was under the impression he's Agares' right-hand man, in the same way that Cassiel was Dagda's and Basium was Arawn's. I might be way off, though.
Kael Mar 18, 2007, 10:09 PM I was under the impression he's Agares' right-hand man, in the same way that Cassiel was Dagda's and Basium was Arawn's. I might be way off, though.
You're exactly right, he's the archangel of entropy. Just as Sabathiel is Junil's (as well as the other ones you mentioned).
For most of the gods their archangel is the leader of their angels. But Agares doesn't have an oganized hierarchy. Instead he encourages his angels to compete with each other, and any hierarchy that does exist is pretty fluid. But when he needs something special done, Hyborem is usually the one he calls on.
kenken244 Mar 19, 2007, 04:10 PM here's one: using govannon to teach druids to cast death magic
MagisterCultuum Mar 24, 2007, 01:59 AM I built the Mercurian Gate as Hyborem (with no state religion) in my first game with .20. However, the game promptly crashed and I haven't tried again. The game before that (in .16) I (Flouros) forced Basium to adopt the Veil as the condition for a peace treaty, and got Hyborem to follow the Runes. It seems odd to me that formerly good, Ashen Veil civs still speak out againts evil, and still hate death/entropy mana so much. My solution to that is often to give those mana types away to whoever hates them the most. Sabathiel usually ends up with both death and entropy. One game (after giving her several ritualists in an attempt to convert her) Ethne fought me (Hyborem) using only Veil units, but stuck to her Runes even when the Veil was the only religion in any of her cities (I got the Armegeddon counter to 100 that game).
eerr Mar 25, 2007, 12:15 PM here's one: using govannon to teach druids to cast death magic
death is merely the renewel of life into earth, so that life may begin anew...
MayNilad Man Mar 25, 2007, 12:25 PM Isn't Death in FfH more accurately described as Undeath?/Necromancy?
MagisterCultuum Mar 25, 2007, 12:50 PM Yes. It is a violation of Arawnian death, which would be the continuation in the lifecycle to which eerr refers.
Rod Mar 26, 2007, 09:26 AM I can see it now:"Sure, he may be a blood sucking, canabalistic murderer... but he did say he would lower taxes..."
I assume the case for vampires with republic would be that only vampires are considered to be citizens... this seems a bit more like an oligarchy since vampires would have to be a minority in the society and while they could definatly call themselves a republic (china does) they would hardly be a legitimate one. In other words, unless the majority votes in public officials I don't see the vampires truly responding to this.
But ironic or not, the great thing about FfH is it allows you to do that. Create your own unlikely but possible reason for a republic vampire state. Maybe they are good vampires, who only eat criminals or foriegners. Or perhaps they have powerful control over peoples minds. Maybe even something as simple as a society that actually believes eating people is an acceptable thing for people to do. Still seeing Chand post that made me crack up.
again, you are confusing the concept of republic with democracy. These things are not the same (especially as you are talking about the Western Democracry, but not the original Attic Demokratia)
You are certainly aware that even in the New England States of America in the end of the 19th century there was no equality in treatment of all classes , even when all classes were allowed to vote. (in opposition to Europe were even in late 19th centuries even the Western European States allowed only male taxpayers to vote at all. If you were too poor and in general female you were simply excluded). Still we consider these states to be republics.
Obviously in a Vampire Republic the right to vote would be limited. But this does not mean that only Vampires will have to be considered citizen. More likely all male taxpayers (notice: this includes large chunks of underclass , too) and all Vampires (male and female) would be a good basis. Certainly in such a scenario the Vampires would only 'punish' (hunt) the classes who have no right to vote. This could be subclasses of underclass, but more likely be outcasts (if you have caste system established) or poor immigrants. But this is not different from the feudal scenario were the Vampires are snatching some young and unmarried (and without family) village girl from time to time and nobody really bothers.
So this republic scenario would be completely fine with the established upperclass (mostly belonging the Vampire Patricians themselves) and the upcoming middle class striving to become a Patrician and maybe to buy a glimpse of the eternal life with enough expenditure on the 'right' friends.
Nevertheless, as Orwell states out (1984), people go for revolutions not when they are suppressed but when they see an easy way to graps power.
So as long as the Calabim state is striving and under good governance nobody would even think about replacing the Vampires on top - I mean they do a good job after all and they are damn experienced in all matters of life not to mention their vast amount of knowledge. Who cares what they eat. Some people are vegetarians,some people are eating meat and some people are eating humans ..( but not all humans but just the worthless ones).
Just imagine a poshy fancy party where we all go hunting in the slums at midnight as the highlight .. One really good looking young aristocratic vampire lad is chasing a quite dirty but at least healthy slum girl. Eventually he catches her and gives her her first and final peek .. All his friends (Vampires and Non-Vampires alike) are cheering him and applauding. Later after the official investigation the police states out that she was a homeless and familyless ragpicker, not to mention a notorious thief and a prostitute, immoral by all means. The young lad was fined 50 gold for violating the Rules of Hunt Registration. His family is very unhappy about his ignorance to law. It was his 100th birthday and he was certainly in very jolly mood. Nevertheless the young lad is sorry and promises that next time he will register his party HUNT ..........
Even more likely .. some poor fellow is selling his life for a considerable amount of money (that goes to his family). In this way he declares himself a prey that can be hunted in strictly ruled out bloodsports (no collateral victims etc.). The whole procedure is documented and defined in two volumes of the Combined Public Law of Calabim. You need to study at least one semester to learn about all the details....
or .. or .. or
As long as there are strict rules that punish any Vampire who feasts from 'protected' classes this society would be damn good shape. (notice that in this scenario Alexis would have been sidelined by her family as she is simply notorious. She is now serving as a abbey matron in the Church of the Octopii. Her brother Flaurus is senator of the Prespur State. He will candidate for presidency next year as candidate for the 'United Calabim'-Party. This is the conservative more traditional party in opposition to the reformed 'New Born' Party which is currently ruling the state)
In any way Vampires are more human than we like to believe .. they simply represent our desire for omnipotence and eternal life .. very human concepts ..
(or to quote Quark in Star Trek - Deep Space Nine: "You Humans call us Ferengis greedy Barbarians. But if I look into human history I see slavery, concentration camps and atomic wars. Ferengy history has nothing of these astrocities. We are better than you!")
chocmushroom Mar 26, 2007, 10:48 AM Why all this about Vamparic republics, I think that Clan of Embers..... or any barbarian civ which is a republic is the worst. Looking at Clan, a people who decided on the leader by him being the biggest and strongest, republic does not seem to go.
How about, you have the ability to treat people as bad as possabile with sacrifice the weak. To kill them in your rituals and religion..... but you cannot capture slaves?!?
Schoolarship with barbarians.
Scortched earth and Public healers.
Slavery and protect the meek.
Guarding of Nature and casting enthropy spells
Is that enough :-)
im_robertb Mar 26, 2007, 01:17 PM Why all this about Vamparic republics, I think that Clan of Embers..... or any barbarian civ which is a republic is the worst. Looking at Clan, a people who decided on the leader by him being the biggest and strongest, republic does not seem to go.
Perhaps the Council of Tough Guys votes on who among them is the Toughest, and shall be Ruler.
How about, you have the ability to treat people as bad as possabile with sacrifice the weak. To kill them in your rituals and religion..... but you cannot capture slaves?!?
Animal Husbandry: Everyone but the followers of the Overlords thinks slavery is wrong. You can sacrifice the weak, but that's letting them die rather than forcing them to live a miserable existence.
Schoolarship with barbarians.
We value knowledge, we're just really not good at getting it.
Scortched earth and Public healers.
OUR people are cared for. **** everyone else. BURN IT TO THE GROUND!
Slavery and protect the meek.
They may be slaves, but we like to give them good health care - makes them last longer.
Guarding of Nature and casting enthropy spells
Well, if you also have nature spells, you can wither the enemy's lands, making them easier to capture, and restore them once they're safely in your possession.
The idea being that it's sort of fun to imagine how these sorts of situations work. I had an Amurite army composed almost entirely of Wizards running Military Discipline rather than Scholarship. This doesn't mean my mages are learning swordplay, it means they're learning how to execute battle plans, and fire volleys of fireballs together.
TheJopa Mar 26, 2007, 01:29 PM Well I could swallow scorched earth and public healers-their point is destroying infrastructure, not killing populace, and besides they are caring for their own people, but not for others. And whats wrong with orc republic? They are race just like humans and elves, they can be enlightened as well. If fact I would call you a racist!!! :p
For vampire republic, I dont know, you could justify it but its effects couln't be the same as Malakim or Elohim republic, I mean in GP,culture and happiness bonus.
[NWO]_Valis Mar 27, 2007, 01:52 AM If fact I would call you a racist!!!
Orks, elfs, dwarfs are not a sub-rase of human. They are different species so not a racist but specieist ;) [or whatever you spell it]
Mithrus Mar 27, 2007, 06:53 AM Slavery and protect the meek.Naw, we only enslave the proud aristocrats...
MayNilad Man Mar 27, 2007, 08:42 AM What's ironic is that Kael said he tried to not be so symmetrical, yet if you look at the Armageddon article in the wiki there is a bit of symmetry with the Order and Ashen Veil.
Master_Hugian Mar 27, 2007, 09:53 AM Confessor worshiping Order and Ashen Veil (Elohim only)
zxcvbnm Oct 27, 2007, 05:08 AM Building the Infernal Grimoire and getting orders from heaven and founding the order, especially as infernals
Caradoc Oct 27, 2007, 08:13 PM How about the Grigori building the Alter of Luonnotar and receiving a Great Prophet?
Vortex79 Oct 29, 2007, 01:13 AM Republic is particularly appropriate for vampires if they've bitten or their spawn have bitten the current populace. Don't masters exert a certain level of control over their converts in that structure? So he goes, "Vote for me" and they go "yes master?". So whoever's bitten the most wins the election?
Dodecahedron Oct 29, 2007, 07:24 AM I still don't understand why you feel incongruity with evil civs following a Republic. You are ascribing morality to something that is essentially amoral. sigh.
In the middle ages, "democracy" was a synonym for "demagogy".
it-ogo Oct 29, 2007, 08:54 AM - Giant spider with the Orthus Axe (has been reported somewhere).
- Vampiric elephant (Deadly ivory. Horrible!)
- Blessed worker defending killed Rosier (total mobilization).
- National heroes with hidden nationality. (Well, Black Wind itself is a natural paradox).
Rex rgis of Ter Oct 29, 2007, 06:17 PM - Giant spider with the Orthus Axe (has been reported somewhere)
I got a lion iwth the ax. He attacked Ortus who had barely any health. It was awesome.
wilboman Oct 30, 2007, 05:13 AM Vampiric elephant is great. Dem is some big-a§§ fangs, fo' sho'!
Nikis-Knight Oct 30, 2007, 08:59 AM :lol: If he goes for your neck he is likely to decapitate you!
zxcvbnm Oct 30, 2007, 09:51 AM Republic is particularly appropriate for vampires if they've bitten or their spawn have bitten the current populace. Don't masters exert a certain level of control over their converts in that structure? So he goes, "Vote for me" and they go "yes master?". So whoever's bitten the most wins the election?
Not exactly sure how Ffh vampirism works but it seems that they just die, as feeding/feasting includes a lot of victims and they would eventually end up having everyone a vampire. The relatively few vampires form the aristocracy which is actually the "right" vampire gov, not that there's any problem with republic, they make them bloodpets un-citizens like the slaves were in the US despite the alleged equality of all humans.
Ancient and powerful, the rulers of the Calabim posses a dark secret. Through fell ritual their lives can be prolonged at the expense of others, and by this act Alexis and Flauros have created a decadent vampiric aristocracy. Their battlefield success comes at a price they are only too happy to pay—the blood of their human thralls, kept in miserable conditions to serve as little more than cattle.
Other ironic thing:
Like Hyborem and Basium as a team, buthttp://forums.civfanatics.com/uploads/116386/weird.jpg
Jonas contributed 70 to AC, founded AV, summoned Hyborem, built the Prophecy of Ragnarok, Stigmata on the unborn Rosier the fallen and Mardero, and destroyed half of the civs in the world, and is a teammate of Basium despite having some +25 towards Hyborem...
Well, at least he knows what his enemies are up to...
formless blob Nov 02, 2007, 09:35 AM Cassiel and god king.
wilboman Nov 02, 2007, 09:43 AM Good one:lol:
zxcvbnm Nov 02, 2007, 09:43 AM Cassiel is a former archangel so it's actually believable that he's worshipped.
Cassiel's creed of self-reliance and mortal empowerment yields more than philosophy discussions. His warriors often come to battle fearless, and as dedicated to their nation as most crusaders are to their god.
Scott Alexander Nov 02, 2007, 09:51 AM Charadon the barbaric wolf-man replies to diplomatic deals with "Excellent! I'm quite pleased. Let's sit down and have a jolly cup of tea, shall we?".
zxcvbnm Nov 02, 2007, 09:59 AM :p
Another one:
Hyborem proposes things with: "The peace-loving nation of infernals..."
formless blob Nov 02, 2007, 12:06 PM Cassiel is a former archangel so it's actually believable that he's worshipped.
Well read about the grigori medics, and how Cassiel would not set himself up as a god by granting healing magic. Of course that would be very stupid of him, because god king is way powerful.
jprc Nov 02, 2007, 01:08 PM Playing a game with random leaders, with 7 ladies and 1 man.
The 7 ladies end up being all at war against each other!!
The man is at peace with all of them, good, neutral or Evil.
Ah!!! Falamar ... "you are charming" they all say!!!"
Not sure it is funny, but when you play Falamar and you are a man, you feel good.
(by the way, thank you to the one in the team who though about this modifier)
westamastaflash Nov 02, 2007, 04:47 PM In the middle ages, "democracy" was a synonym for "demagogy".
And it's not like that today :lol:
Scott Alexander Nov 04, 2007, 05:46 AM Basium: "Watch out for our worst enemy, Faeryl Viconia. They can't be trusted."
Worst enemy? Are you sure you're not forgetting someone?
ChaoticWanderer Nov 04, 2007, 09:36 AM A freak with both Heavy and Light promotion.
KillerClowns Nov 04, 2007, 12:22 PM A freak with both Heavy and Light promotion.
That is a bit strange. I tend to refer to them as "fat midgets." Or "Cartmans." :p
loki1232 Nov 04, 2007, 01:22 PM And it's not like that today :lol:
Lol its liek the ffh forum. The pretensions of democracy for public forum, while the vampires manipulate everything from private forum. The calabim and their republic.
it-ogo Feb 04, 2008, 06:08 AM Centaurs in big cities.
Fenboy Feb 04, 2008, 06:25 AM Arthendain & Mary Morbus, or Gilden Silveric and Baron Duin Halfmorn in the same civilisation.
zxcvbnm Feb 04, 2008, 08:02 AM Varn Gosam building Baron
Ur_Vile_Wedge Feb 04, 2008, 08:13 AM I did that in my last game.
The Sheaim converting to the Order.
zxcvbnm Feb 04, 2008, 08:16 AM I did that in my last game.
The Sheaim converting to the Order.
I have even better one: infernals converting to the Order, and upgrading sects of flies to paladins!
Eldric IV Feb 04, 2008, 03:24 PM I am not so well versed in FFH lore but I suppose this is nice:
The Doviello converting to Ashen Vale, building Rosier the Fallen, and then having him single-handedly wipe out every other evil civ in the world (starting with the Sheaim) just to keep the AC down.
bc1 Feb 07, 2008, 02:22 AM The goody Elohim setting up a Calabim (or other normally evil) leader to take charge of their overseas colonies...
zxcvbnm Feb 08, 2008, 06:52 AM Faeryl Viconia converting to Empyrean and being Varn's best friend
Slvynn Feb 10, 2008, 10:10 AM Perpentach converting to Order and being best Varns friend, and when i playing as Hippus/Empyrean, blitz conquested huge land of Varn who was my neighbour, Perpentach was lone Order civ on map, asking repeatedly to convert to Order (Huge Creation map, 19 civs)
Rex rgis of Ter Feb 10, 2008, 12:50 PM Faeryl Viconia converting to Empyrean and being Varn's best friend
She's just pretending to
zxcvbnm Feb 11, 2008, 01:04 PM She's just pretending to
:p actually she did just that. After a while she converted to RoK:(
bc1 Feb 13, 2008, 06:06 AM War elephants with blur (immune to 1st strikes)...
sylvanllewelyn Feb 14, 2008, 10:45 AM Sheaim with The Order. I actually do that. Build the Prophacy of Ragnorok, convert to the order, build planar gates in every city, and push the AC counter all the way. You're "GOOD", which means your lands don't burn up. Now conquer the world with planar gate units.
zup Nov 26, 2008, 02:38 AM Infirmaries and Sacrifice the Weak. Though a healthy sacrifice is probably better than one who is about to die anyway.
Empyrean and Slavery. After careful meditation we have concluded that slavery is good for some people, so we use it nevermind the economic penalty. (Slavery blows)
Runes of Kilmorph and Sheaim: "Long have the mountains stood, longer still the world beneath. But things are about to change."
Annex Nov 27, 2008, 10:36 PM I have even better one: infernals converting to the Order, and upgrading sects of flies to paladins!
The Infernals cannot adopt the Order.
MagisterCultuum Nov 27, 2008, 11:50 PM Hyborem can't adopt the order. Hyborem has a -100 weighting towards al religions but AV, for which his weighting is +100, and you cannot adopt any religion for which the weighting is -100 as the game doesn't recognize them as present in any of your cities. (I tend to get rid of the weighting for OO and CoE, so a human can be more subtly evil if he likes.) If you somehow manage to play an unrestricted leaders game with a different leader of the Infernal civ (which would involve some modding which would be just as hard as just letting him adopt it; this was is possible in FF now though) then you could adopt The Order right after it spreads to your cities, but the religion would still be removed.
mahazel Nov 28, 2008, 09:44 AM Clan of Embers and OO... Fire vs Water?
Baron Von Noob Dec 04, 2008, 04:55 AM Civs that don't even have an access to the sea converting to the Octopus Overlords : "We don't actually know what an octopus is, but the name was catchy".
Guybrush Threepwood becoming a crazed demon after exploring a dungeon.
Arendel Phaedra sitting down for a nice game of Somnium with... Hyborem.
A rather unexpected "Your Chalid Astrakein has been caught torturing war prisoners" event.
The Sheaim rejoicing because of penguins on their coast...
it-ogo Dec 04, 2008, 06:57 AM "We don't actually know what an octopus is, but the name was catchy".
Octopus is the Siamese twins cat.
Corlis Dec 05, 2008, 12:33 AM A rather unexpected "Your Chalid Astrakein has been caught torturing war prisoners" event.It's even better when it's Corlindale :P
Guybrush! Dec 05, 2008, 01:43 AM I quite like the event that lets you stop a war becuase of mercy to the wounded. I once got it after just sacking a town and killing Basium with Hyborem :crazyeye:
Also:
Freak with strong and weak promotion
Freak with heavy and light promotion
Freak with immunity to disease and plague
Perpentach adopts sanity :)
Dumanios Dec 07, 2008, 09:46 PM Arendal Phaedra signing permanent alliance with Faeryl Vicnoia
Ksi Dec 09, 2008, 06:13 PM Slave rushing the Pillar of Chains.
Guale Dec 10, 2008, 06:02 PM I've noticed a few reading through the pedia recently. The fact that Eurobates is supposed to be the most powerful creation of the created yet the avatar of wrath, Meshebber, and I belive a few others are considerably stronger. Hyborem and Basium, two archangels, are both weaker than Mardero and Sphener and nowhere near the Avatar, a fellow archangel.
KillerClowns Dec 10, 2008, 10:32 PM Slave rushing the Pillar of Chains.
Not so much ironic as truly and thoroughly fitting.
I've noticed a few reading through the pedia recently. The fact that Eurobates is supposed to be the most powerful creation of the created yet the avatar of wrath, Meshebber, and I belive a few others are considerably stronger. Hyborem and Basium, two archangels, are both weaker than Mardero and Sphener and nowhere near the Avatar, a fellow archangel.
Yeah, I've always wondered about that. I suppose I could brew up some justifications. Maybe Eurabatres isn't at anywhere near her full power. I've never accepted the Avatar to be an Archangel; I've preferred the old version (it being the manifestation of the hatred and suffering of all the souls of Erebus) myself. I could suggest Sphener is stronger than Basium because the latter no longer has the support of his god. Why Hyborem is weaker then Mardero is beyond my powers of creative excuse-making, as both serve, and are loyal to, Agares. Could argue that Hyborem, breaking forcibly through like he did, was weakened significantly while Mardero, (maybe) being born in Erebus, suffered no such weakening. Nothing I can do explains Meshabber.
Annex Dec 11, 2008, 12:25 AM Why Hyborem is weaker then Mardero is beyond my powers of creative excuse-making, as both serve, and are loyal to, Agares. Could argue that Hyborem, breaking forcibly through like he did, was weakened significantly while Mardero, (maybe) being born in Erebus, suffered no such weakening. Nothing I can do explains Meshabber.
Dont forget, Hyborem also has a one time use immortal promotion. That may account for why he is weaker than Mardero.
Marnok Dec 11, 2008, 08:21 AM Not so much ironic as truly and thoroughly fitting.
I slave-rushed the Statue of Liberty in vanilla Civ4...
mahazel Dec 11, 2008, 09:09 AM I've noticed a few reading through the pedia recently. The fact that Eurobates is supposed to be the most powerful creation of the created yet the avatar of wrath, Meshebber, and I belive a few others are considerably stronger. Hyborem and Basium, two archangels, are both weaker than Mardero and Sphener and nowhere near the Avatar, a fellow archangel.
Brigid - archangel of the fire goddess Bhall, 6str + 3fire + fire affinity (so maybe in fire vault she was much stronger). And she is full immortal, when Hyborem only once... why?
Verily Dec 11, 2008, 02:22 PM I agree. Personally I see more incongruity with having the Kuriotates use Republic than the Calabim, bu there's always ways to imagine it so it doesn't conflict.
I imagine that Cardith Lorda is so popular in Kuriotate-land that they just keep reelecting him (or, rather, that there is only one political party/organization with any support, and that's the group which supports Cardith Lorda).
KillerClowns Dec 11, 2008, 03:07 PM I slave-rushed the Statue of Liberty in vanilla Civ4...
Brilliant. Actually, I once converted to the Council of Esus as the Elohim, and won the game by building the Altar of the Luonnotar with the blood and toil of countless slaves.
But they all went to Heaven, so it was OK, right? :crazyeye:
Nikis-Knight Dec 11, 2008, 07:00 PM But they all went to Heaven, so it was OK, right? Only the ones that survived. I think the implication is that rushing is fatal.
Psycho_Ivan Dec 11, 2008, 07:10 PM The Sheaim rejoicing because of penguins on their coast...
Even apocalyptic harbingers need the occasional entertainment. :lol:
KillerClowns Dec 11, 2008, 07:38 PM Only the ones that survived. I think the implication is that rushing is fatal.
I know. But we were sure to brainwash educate them in the ways of the One before they died.
Oh... wait, sorry, my mistake. It was in the ways of Esus... whoops. :mischief: So, uh, that'd mean a good portion the countless innocents massacred to build our stairway to heaven are suffering in a shadowy hell for their troubles. Heh... bit of an oversight there, eh?
wilboman Dec 13, 2008, 12:03 PM As for Mardero/Hyborem, one could argue that Mardero is less fettered by the inherent inflexibility of being an Archangel, and that his half-humanity is reflected in greater strength (representing his ability to transcend the bonds of the gods), but ultimately lower staying power (mortality). Also, Hyborem may be more of a schemer. He's on top in the fight between Agares' angels at the moment, that doesn't have to mean he's the strongest.
rusty217 Dec 13, 2008, 01:07 PM As for Mardero/Hyborem, one could argue that Mardero is less fettered by the inherent inflexibility of being an Archangel, and that his half-humanity is reflected in greater strength (representing his ability to transcend the bonds of the gods), but ultimately lower staying power (mortality). Also, Hyborem may be more of a schemer. He's on top in the fight between Agares' angels at the moment, that doesn't have to mean he's the strongest.
Actually Hyborem would be the strongest of all the angels at present, he is as strong as Cernunnos, the god of nature, what with being his evil "twin" and all...
MagisterCultuum Dec 13, 2008, 04:23 PM He is as strong as Cernunnos was then, but that my no means means he is equal to the god. The power Sucellus gained in his ascension would greatly dwarf Hyborem, even if Agares has given him more power since then. Also, it is worth noting that Hyborem was created as a dark reflection of Cernunnos at a time when Cernunnos had had his Ara removed from him and his connection to various neutral gods severed. Hyborem was created as his equal when Cernunnos was at his weakest.
Still, Cernunnos was strong enough at the time to dent Agares' breastplate, the greatest injury Agares had ever suffered, even at the hands of a fellow god I believe.
Xyan Dec 25, 2008, 11:19 PM I have a swordman with othus axe. okay, this is common enough, But I can't help wondering whether he wield an axe or a sword.
cyther Dec 26, 2008, 03:26 PM Svarts building the Summer palace and Ljos building the winter palace
Grey Fox Dec 30, 2008, 08:26 AM Svarts building the Summer palace and Ljos building the winter palace
Well since neither of them share rule it wouldn't be so ironic anymore.
Pickly Jul 22, 2010, 06:02 PM (I realize this is a quite big necro, but this does seem the best thread for these)
Sacrifice the Weak not being particularly useful for the Infernals, thanks to the Fallow trait.
Tower of Complacency Kuriotates (as suggested in a lot of strategies) seems a bit off.
I've had several games where Order and Ashen Veil are founded in the same city. (and have had the riot event once.)(Mostly this is for mana access.)
Had a recent game (mentioned in the screenshot thread), where the Bannor (under Evil Decius, which may make more sense in backstory terms) went Armageddon on the world, converting to Ashen Veil, building Prophecy of Ragnarok, and summoning the Infernals.
BlakeTheDrake Jul 22, 2010, 09:31 PM Basium as a Vassal of Hyborem. (I had converted Luichuirp to Ashen Veil and accepted them as Vassals. Then they reverted to Runes and built the Mercurian Gate. Result: Basium entered the world as an obedient Vassal of the Infernals.)
And so, Hyborem and Basium went on to wipe out the Elohim together. Probably singing this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik) on the way. :lol:
A Moon Jul 23, 2010, 04:24 AM I have a swordman with othus axe. okay, this is common enough, But I can't help wondering whether he wield an axe or a sword.
Both. He attaches the axe to the end of the sword.
Sax power.
scutarii Jul 23, 2010, 03:24 PM by far the biggets irony - to keep peace, you have to go to war.
El Yahpo Jul 29, 2010, 01:46 AM auric ascended wielding godslayer:eek:
Pickly Aug 04, 2010, 06:20 PM Construction quote, paraphrased (I think): "You are foolish to trust in your walls. Nothing can slow the riders of Nox Noctis"
Actual game: Shadowriders are effected by city wall defense.
(Unless you have the Esus shrine, and use the mana to get Shadowwalk, though that is stretching things a bit. :) Plus I may be remembering shadowwalk somewhat wrong.)
Dracosolon Sep 05, 2010, 05:25 AM Os-Gabella (and perhaps Sandalphon) given by Auric to Drifa for lunch.
...gory.
Keelyn warning another Balseraphs-player Perpentach about her father, even if it's technically possible.
A Calabim vampire feeding with the absent-souls(?) of a recently conquered dwarf or Sidar city.
Skarn Sep 13, 2010, 11:51 AM FoL founded by Hippus in the middle of a desert, without a single forest on the whole island. "Yes, we worship cacti here, is there a problem with that?"
Mahala declaring an early war on Ethne, Ethne founding Order, Order spreading to Doviello lands, Mahala converting to Order (!) and establishing a defensive pact with the Elohim. "We need to prepare early to get those Verdandi, you know."
Cassiel switching to Religion in the first few turns (he does that all the time in patch n). "Forget what I said about the gods, that culture bonus is too attractive to pass."
Auric Ascended destroyed by a flurry of fireballs unleashed by a stack of 40+ Amurite mages. "We may not have the Godslayer anymore, but we still know how to kick Mulcarn's butt."
Playing as Faeryl, encountered Arendel in the first few turns, declared war to scout-rush her capital. She ended up destroying mine too. "OK, maybe we took this mutual hatred a little too far here."
Pickly Sep 13, 2010, 10:43 PM Cassiel switching to Religion in the first few turns (he does that all the time in patch n). "Forget what I said about the gods, that culture bonus is too attractive to pass."
Perhaps it's a narcissistic religion.
"The gods do not care for you!1 go and worship yourselves!"
Skarn Sep 24, 2010, 07:41 AM I tend to think that he wants his people to "try and see for themselves that religion doesn't do them any good", but it would probably be better to block this civic (and theocracy, too) from the Grigori anyway.
Just had an awesome Orbis game in which the Lanun declared war to the Infernal because of a failed marriage ("I knew you shouldn't fall in love with demons..."). Some time later, I summoned the mercurians to help in the war against the Infernal. They got the event "some Infernals helped our troops, maybe we should stop the war". And they did. Maybe Basium just found himself some cute succubus after that.
Late in the game I also had the event "a procession of angels was seen in Mercurian lands". A very rare sighting for sure.
IronClaymore Oct 13, 2010, 11:05 PM More of an inconsistency than a true irony, but what with all the talk about the infernals...
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Recently re-read the beltane cycle, and after confirming that Cernunnus is the most manly god to have ever existed, it got me to thinking. Lugus hates the calabim, right, because Alexis ate the soul of one of his clerics? So he cursed them to be sunlight intolerant, and in many modmods there's diplomatic penalties between empyrean religion and calabim civ, and calabim being unable to adopt the religion, etc.
But Agares ate Gower's soul. Not simply some measly cleric, but the guy's son! Centuries on and one ascendancy later, Cernunnus is going to be pretty damn furious about it still. So yeah, a fellowship of leaves civ and the infernals getting on alright really doesn't make sense. The priests would be yelling bloody murder every 10 minutes of every day until they were back fighting the minions of Agares.
Put it this way: a bloke who runs the business of happysunlight and hangs out a lot with the goddess of forgiveness has one of his minor employees murdered during a random mugging, and thusly curses the murderer and all her spawn until the end of time and commands all his other employees to make war upon them.
While a second guy has his very son fall victim to a premeditated murder for callous political gain, and doesn't do at least as much?? C'mon!
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smana May 12, 2011, 04:04 PM alakakzan the assasin: religion Empyrian
BlakeTheDrake May 14, 2011, 10:30 PM Sorry for the necromancy, (-2: "You use Death mana.") but I just encountered a new height of irony: Mutant Cannibal Corlindale! :D
Playing as the Elohim for the first time, I got that 'Your unit has encountered a Chaos Flare' event for Corlindale, and took the gamble. The result was: Immunity to Disease, Resist Cold, Resist Disease... and Cannibalize. So my capital is now home to a mutated, cannibalistic Corlindale, overseeing the final construction of the Altar of Luonotar. :goodjob:
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