(and I use the term Redneck rather loosely :D )

your leaderhead is Jeff Foxworthy.
you enter your name as 'Bubba'.
build Frito Factories instead of Temples for happiness.
the tech 'In-Breeding' is required before Genetics.
NASCAR is a small wonder.
you have 'Flea' Markets and they produce happiness.
Budweiser, not wines, is a luxury resource.
your capital city is named 'Tater Salad'.
when you declare war your military advisor has two comments:

No! We should respect our neighbors.
Here's their sign.

instead your citizens being Happy, Content and Sad they are Drunk, Asleep and Sober.

:lol:

That's just ... wrong!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

11. . . . you send your Archer to kill that dadgum deer.

12 You've modded the game to have the AI say "You best be getting off my lawn!" whenever your units enter their territory without a RoP.

13. You write to Firaxis saying is no beer resource

14. Your automated worker got thrown out of a bar in NYC....

Hate to be off-topic, but what's a redneck?

The sterotypical Southern USAer.

wikilink

Mirc. Ca taranii pe la noi. ;)

15: Your horse units keep running toward cattle tiles on their own. (Ee-hah! Rodeo!)

16. Your warriors keep trying to ride the cows.
17. And chew the tobacco.

18: instead of anarchies you get secessions

(and I use the term Redneck rather loosely :D )

your leaderhead is Jeff Foxworthy.
you enter your name as 'Bubba'.
build Frito Factories instead of Temples for happiness.
the tech 'In-Breeding' is required before Genetics.
NASCAR is a small wonder.
you have 'Flea' Markets and they produce happiness.
Budweiser, not wines, is a luxury resource.
your capital city is named 'Tater Salad'.
when you declare war your military advisor has two comments:

No! We should respect our neighbors.
Here's their sign.

instead your citizens being Happy, Content and Sad they are Drunk, Asleep and Sober.



LOL GOOD STUFF! :thumbsup: :high5:

19. When you enter the Industrial Age, your leaderhead puts on a baseball cap that says "Nothing runs like a Deere."

20. You mod your jeep units to be Red Ford Monster Pickups with huge wheels with a CB antennae! :) (And I see A LOT of these guys down here in Deland, FL!!!) :scared:

Mirc. Ca taranii pe la noi. ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
They're a lot worse than ours IMHO. :D

@Mirc: to ours, add the american pride, the confederate values and a lot of cars which produce as much pollution/noise/dust/rust as possible and you get rednecks.

12 You've modded the game to have the AI say "You best be getting off my lawn!" whenever your units enter their territory without a RoP.

So how do I make it do that? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So how do I make it do that? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

There's a .txt file somewhere in the Civilization folder that contains all the game texts. Just find the appropriate Advisor quotes and edit them. :D

Mirc. Ca taranii pe la noi. ;)
:lol: :D Thanks!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
They're a lot worse than ours IMHO. :D

@Mirc: to ours, add the american pride, the confederate values and a lot of cars which produce as much pollution/noise/dust/rust as possible and you get rednecks.

:lol: American pride, confederate values and those cars + "taranii" = :wow:
Well, now, I think I know what you (all) mean with those "clues". I have to think of something now!

21. Rifleman and Infantry are modded to be equipped with shotguns.

If you don't understand this thread, check this out:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2XfgoaLPVAo

22. The Education tech is optional.
23. When a worker gets near a cow tile, the cow gets nervous.

24. The Rifleman unit is wearing a doeskin

25. Your Military Academy has the first tank up on blocks

26. You think all countries other than America in Civ are fictional countries

27. You check for an option to create "mexican worker" who is cheaper than the normal worker

America is led by the only confederate president NOT abraham lincoln.

(I forgot the confederacies president)

America is led by the only confederate president NOT abraham lincoln.

(I forgot the confederacies president)

Jefferson Davis.

28.You call Firaxis about a tobacco resource (in the luxury category).
29.You had never heard of any of the cities you build.
30.You want a 'Dukes of Hazzard' world wonder which gives +2 happiness points.

31- Instead of Tanks, you get General Lees
32- Theodora wares Daisy Dukes. (:groucho:.)

33 you brush your tooth

23. When a worker gets near a cow tile, the cow gets nervous.
should read ...gets near a cow tile, whomp gets nervous.

32- Theodora wares Daisy Dukes. Why hasn't someone modded this? :mischief:

28.You call Firaxis about a tobacco resource (in the luxury category).
29.You had never heard of any of the cities you build.
30.You want a 'Dukes of Hazzard' world wonder which gives +2 happiness points.

There is a tobacco resource already. ;) Just that it's bonus, not luxury. It's in C3C.

I'm sorry Mirc, but this whole thread is a joke and you are taking it too literally.

It bothers me a little, because basically we are "allowed" to make fun of certain groups of people but you don't dare say something about certain others. But enough editorial.


34(?) Larry the Cable Guy is the Science advisor.
35(?) You try to select something that won't work and get a message, "That dog won't hunt!"
36(?) You don't need oil to build vehicles, only moonshine.

37. Your style of play is best suited to Agricultural & Religious civs
38. Your SGLs are Dolly Parton, Faith Hill, Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash and the Blues Brothers
39. You think defence is what you put around your garden.
40. You don't research CB, Polytheism & Monotheism but Moonshine, Country Music and Monster Trucks
41. Your Mech Inf skin is a motor home. Or Grave Digger

42. Instead of the Radio Tech, you get the CB tech, and your advisors tell you to "Keep on Truckin', good buddy" :p

43. Two new civs added: Hatfields and McCoys. Both highly aggressive, and AW with each other.

44.New map:The "Hills"
45.New scenario:Kentucky-West Virginia border

It bothers me a little, because basically we are "allowed" to make fun of certain groups of people but you don't dare say something about certain others. But enough editorial.

'And I are one.'
True, but this is a group that can, and does, laugh at itself.

Sadly, there are many people in a whole lot of groups that haven't learned this vital life lesson.

But, forward with the list!

46. Personal Hygiene is an optional tech.
47. Motorized Transport allows a new small wonder, Trailer Park Trash, that acts like a second granary (instead of half of the food box, only one quarter of it is needed before the city can grow), but only if the city is connected to the luxury resource Budweiser.
48. MapStat doesn't show the elapsed game time; it just says 'Git'er done!'
49. Learning Printing Press allows a new great wonder, The Engvall Edifice, (basically just a large sign (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Engvall)), that generates extra happiness.
50. The Great Library is so named that because both coloring books haven't been used yet.
50a. The effects of the Great Library expire with the learning of Fifth Grade Edumacation.

True, but this is a group that can, and does, laugh at itself.

Sadly, there are many people in a whole lot of groups that haven't learned this vital life lesson.

But, forward with the list!

46. Personal Hygiene is an optional tech.
47. Motorized Transport allows a new small wonder, Trailer Park Trash, that acts like a second granary (instead of half of the food box, only one quarter of it is needed before the city can grow), but only if the city is connected to the luxury resource Budweiser.
48. MapStat doesn't show the elapsed game time; it just says 'Git'er done!'
49. Learning Printing Press allows a new great wonder, The Engvall Edifice, (basically just a large sign (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Engvall)), that generates extra happiness.
50. The Great Library is so named that because both coloring books haven't been used yet.
50a. The effects of the Great Library expire with the learning of Fifth Grade Edumacation.

Now I understand why your name is Commando :lol: :lol: :lol:

51- There is no Space Race victory, it's whoever can finish high school first

51- There is no Space Race victory, it's whoever can finish high school first

:rotfl:

..

52- Your computer says 'This side up' or 'Fragile' on the side of it
53- your capital is 'Sweet Home Alabama'

54- Instead of chivalry you get "Southern Values"
55- Your fighters are able to clear jungles (spraying herbicides)

56-You get cowboys instead of knights

Someone should make this for download!

57. Tobacco is a luxury

58. Your galley has a 20 lb thrust Minn Kota weedless trolling motor, raised seats and a livewell

59. When you win, and go to the victory screen to see the other leaders beat up... your's says "Ye'all come back now, ya hear?" :D

59. When you win, and go to the victory screen to see the other leaders beat up... your's says "Ye'all come back now, ya hear?" :D

hmm, I think I heard this quote in StarCraft somewhere (my subconscious tells me at least haha) :scan:

:sheep: 60. You have replaced your regular city graphics with trailerparks.

:run: 61. Instead of the black death plague you have a tornado tearing through those trailer park city graphics.

62. You have replaced the music in Civ 3 with Southern music.

62. You have replaced the music in Civ 3 with Southern music.

That would be a good idea actually considering what it is.

But then I love southern gospel so there yah go.

63. When your warrior gets promoted, he yells "Freebird!"

64. Your tanks are all imobile because they're up on blocks with no tracks.

Now thats funny right there, I don't care where your from.....

http://www.chars-francais.net/images/archives/b1_bis/b1bis_seclin01.jpg

65: Your Civilization music files include both types of music, Country and Western.

64. Your tanks are all imobile because they're up on blocks with no tracks.

Now thats funny right there, I don't care where your from.....

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25. Your Military Academy has the first tank up on blocks

And youse guys thought I was making it up eh? :lol:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/Box180295/RedneckCiv/CultureAdvisor_LarryCableGuy.jpg
66. Larry the Cable Guy is your Culture Advisor.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/Box180295/RedneckCiv/MilitaryAdvisor_gomerPyle_.jpg
67. Gomer Pyle is your Military Advisor.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/Box180295/RedneckCiv/ScienceAdvisor_Ssadams2.gif
68. Soren Sorenson Adams, the inventor of the Dribble Glass, is your Science Advisor.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/Box180295/RedneckCiv/DomesticAdvisor_Granny.jpg
69. Granny (Beverly Hillbillies) is your Domestic Advisor.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/Box180295/RedneckCiv/TradeAdvisor_Haney.jpg
70. Mr. Haney (Green Acres) is your Trade Advisor.

71. You recognize all of the aforementioned advisors without reading the captions.

71. You recognize all of the aforementioned advisors without reading the captions.

Only one I didn't know was the Science advisor. I guess I'll have to do better next time.

Same here, Marsden. I knew all the others on sight. (Maybe I shouldn't admit that, eh?)

Soren Sorenson Adams wasn't my first choice for Redneck Science Advisor. I wanted this lofty position to go the genius who invented the ultimate Redneck Gift of a Lifetime: the whooppee cushion.

Unfortunately, Wiki doesn't know who did that. But they did know who refused to market it, which was Soren Sorenson Adams. His other practical science applications and inventions were enough to catapult him over the other nameless inventor.

:goodjob:

Details on the whooppee cushion are here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence_humor).

69a. You recognize from the picture of the Domestic Advisor that she is in a sedated state.

71a. You immediately can hear the music assiocated with the three of the Advisors and a sound-bite associated with a fourth Advisor.

72. You wish the Science Advisor was in your blood-line.

73. Marketplace improvement has been replaced with "flea market"
74. You build the NASCAR Hall of Fame Great Wonder to add +100 happiness in all cities
75. Instead of the Cathedral, you build "Racetrack" for city cultural points
76. When trying to declare war instead of your advisor options saying " no, we should respect our neighbors and yes, they are scum" it says "at ease boy, and Git Ur Done!"

77. DOW stands for "Declaration of a Whoopin' "

I have to say so far my two favorites are:
22. The Education tech is optional.
23. When a worker gets near a cow tile, the cow gets nervous.

I can't stop laughing about those!

76. When trying to declare war instead of your advisor options saying " no, we should respect our neighbors and yes, they are scum" it says "at ease boy, and Git Ur Done!"

That's funny there, I don't care where your from.:lol:

72. You wish the Science Advisor was in your blood-line.

78. The Science Advisor is in your direct bloodline, and so is his sister.

(That one may take a second to sink in....)

79. Your units never get promoted.
80. Your workers call in sick a lot and go on strike from time to time.
81. Your settlers drive Winnebagos.
82. Your libraries and universities are replaced by bars and strip clubs.
83. The city improvements in 82 subtract from your research - and you're OK with that.

82. Your libraries and universities are replaced by bars and strip clubs.
83. The city improvements in 82 subtract from your research - and you're OK with that.

Hmm.

Would you need bars before strip clubs or strip clubs before bars?

:hmm:

Time for some market research, yes?

:groucho:

84. You have no Great Wonders named after JS Bach, but you do have one named after Catherine Bach.

:lol: Ironically, it looks like just about everybody who posted here is from the South.

85: Your vehicles have a confederate flag painted on the roof. And the doors dont open.

86: Sweet Tea is a lux resource

87: Which style of BBQ is better is debated among all of the advisors

88: Radio is put back into the tech tree but replaced with "The CB"

89: Sanitation tech is pushed back to the modern age, not required for era advancement, and unlocks the new "outhouse" city improvement. In lieu of this, you may also build "the stump."

90. You complete the Hollywood Wonder expectin to win the space race. :confused:

edit: opps though this was 4grounds. Must be Octavius's guest appearnce that through me off. :)

I just noticed that you've been busy in the "4grounds" trying to convert others to the true Civ once again.....

I just noticed that you've been busy in the "4grounds" trying to convert others to the true Civ once again.....

Do you have a beef or something?? We can say this if just a game and really you can't possable think I don't feel the same about this place right? A friend Storm G give me the name and we kinda just laughed and I went on rollin with it for the rep was already established and it was good fun for all.

I know Ive got some people real mad but thats fun to read to isn't it?. Atleast I contribute some entertaiment. I promise even if I sound like Im all serious its really not the case.

OH and I guess you saw my lastest serman? (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=5983005&postcount=32) ... ;) not what you call anti civ4 is it? ..oh I should say twas written before I saw your remark, incase you think it was some lame 'fanbois' stunt I might of picked up in my '4um' travels,..Well, considerin your veiw we better nottake any chances right? (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=5770751&postcount=38)

Ya im sure Its hard for you to believe me puttin in the good word over there, but I promise it ain't nothin new. I mostly dwell the CC for the long range forcast.

AGain, Not sure why the out of blue OT attack but I hope that quells things for now :)

I had a hard time understanding much of your last post :crazyeye:, but anyway my point in saying that was really more out of support than antagonism (I, too, have recently rediscovered the beauty that is Civ 3) so you shouldn't feel bad about making 'sermons.' :D

91. You wonder why food is represented by bread slices instead of hush puppies.

91. You wonder why food is represented by bread slices instead of hush puppies.

Ooooh, that's a good one. I haven't had hush puppies in a while :drool:

92. Instead of your workers building outposts, they build outhouses for your units to "heal" in...but they don't use them anyway.

93. Instead of "We Love the King Day," when your citizens are happy they celebrate "Moonshine Madness Month."

94. Sam Drucker is your trade advisor. (stolen from Mr. Haney :D)

95. Once your civ discovers Radio, there is a small chance each turn of your getting a unique great leader, The Bandit. He cannot be used to rush anything except the Beer great wonder, which may only be rushed from Texarkana. There is a slight possibility of a Texas County Mountie intercepting it before completion, but these odds are decreased if you have The Snowman on your side (called "eastbound and down" in game).

96. Granary is replaced with Moonshine Still (+2 drunk)

97. Catfish and Crawdads are bonus food resources on swamp tiles.
98. The "car on blocks in the front yard" unit has an A/D/M of 1/4/0.
99. The junkyard city improvement allows mechanized units to heal in 1 turn.
100. The civil engineer specialist looks just like Cooter.

100b. Your police look like Roscoe and Enos.

101. The barbarian tribes are all named "Darling."

(and I use the term Redneck rather loosely :D )

when you declare war your military advisor has two comments:
[LIST]
No! We should respect our neighbors.
Here's their sign.


LOL:
a.)No! We should respect our neighbors!
b.)Get 'em done!(or "Get 'er done!)
Also:
102.)When your science adviser is wearing the shiny, reflective glasses you sometimes see on Nascar.

(Three year bump.)

103. Chickens are your bonus grassland.
I don't remember who posted the original chicken resource.

I cleaned that one up and then made a couple more chickens.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=252111&d=1273416250

Uh oh.. I think I'm gonna need them chickens :lol:

104. Your tanks resemble monster trucks.

105. Your military great leaders are named Robert E. Lee, Thomas Jackson or James Longstreet.
106. The only books in your libraries are by Faulkner, O'Connor, Williams, etc.

107. Your Cities have only one big outhouse located on a nearby grassland tile.

(Three year bump.)

103. Chickens are your bonus grassland.

Sheep are used to increase citizen happiness instead of as a resource.

Sheep are used to increase citizen happiness instead of as a resource.

thats great, very funny! :lol:

that reminds me of the joke i was once told (on the other end of the world), why scots do wear kilts...

allegedly because the sheep grew afraid of the zip noise ;)

templar_x

106. The only books in your libraries are by Faulkner, O'Connor, Williams, etc.

And a very good library that would be, indeed. I must protest: these are in no way "red neck writers", nor are they beloved by red necks. Faulkner in particular is a towering giant of world literature, fully the equal of the best that has ever been. Get ye back to your books to learn the truth, without delay!

kk

106. The only books in your libraries are by Faulkner, O'Connor, Williams, etc.
Maybe it could be rendered thusly:

106a. The only books in your library are from the priniting houses of DC, Marvel and Archie.

Kept safe on the outhouse wall! (stapled)

107: Instead of cities, towns and metros, you've got lean-tos, single-wides, and double-wides.

And a very good library that would be, indeed. I must protest: these are in no way "red neck writers", nor are they beloved by red necks. Faulkner in particular is a towering giant of world literature, fully the equal of the best that has ever been. Get ye back to your books to learn the truth, without delay!

kk

Well, if you are a true redneck, you wouldn't be able to read at all! :lol: But Southern Gothic authors are the few "true" "southern" writers. There was not much writing before the 20's and the 30's coming from the south.

Well, if you are a true redneck, you wouldn't be able to read at all! :lol: But Southern Gothic authors are the few "true" "southern" writers. There was not much writing before the 20's and the 30's coming from the south.

If you are a true redneck, you wouldn't want to read--o wait, that describes 90% of the US these days ;)

It's true that Tate, the Fugitives, et al helped spark a true regional movement, but before that the only other was in New England. In fact, those are the only two movements worthy of the name in American literature, although I suppose you could make a case for Naturalism. Perhaps that should be added to the tech tree :lol:

kk

107: Your citizens' We Love the Boss Day celebration includes carbide-shooting. (Look it up.)

Maybe it could be rendered thusly:

106a. The only books in your library are from the priniting houses of DC, Marvel and Archie.

One of the few good bumps, Commando Bob! Enjoyed it tremendously. #106 was covered much earlier - Both of the coloring books in the Great Library are unused!

108. When planting a settler next to a spice tile you say "Big hat, no cattle".

109. When your regular conquistador loses to a warrior you say "That dog don't hunt".

52.
Your world map does not, ever, go beyond your own borders.
53.
When you click on an unhappy citizen, it will say "tuk er jerbs!"

110: You play the Civil war scenario as the south just to say the South did win and feel good about it.

110: You play the Civil war scenario as the south just to say the South did win and feel good about it.

:lol:

I must confess, I have done that.

111: You add a new tech, The Toilet, and it is an optional tech in the Modern Age. (You must have Integrated Plumbing first) ;)

112...you stop playing because NASCAR is on.

^ You forgot to put a number on. ;) ^

113: You wonder why there is no Confederate States of America as a tribe.

114: You wonder why the capitol of America isn't Richmond.

115: When you build Richmond, you build the palace there IMMEDIATELY, even if it is a one tile island in the middle of nowhere.

There's a saying that floats around here.

"Virginia Commonwealth University is in the bad part of Richmond. But that implies a good part of Richmond." :lol:

Sorry...

116 - Instead of factories, you build cotton gins.

117: You mod the game to make Richmond the default capitol for America.

118. Oops. I think GamezRule is right. I think I posted this one before.

119. Your idea of fortifying a tank is putting it on blocks in the front lawn.

^ Didn't you already post that? ^

EDIT: Aabra.

120: You start a war just to get a better spot for your TV antennae.

120: You start a war just to get a better spot for your TV antennae.

Touche!

:goodjob:

For all those who don't know what a redneck is, I thought the following explains it quite well:

__________________________________________________ ________
Marine Boot Camp, Parris Island, South Carolina

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But by now I am getting used to sleeping in late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.
Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing.. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting back at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake.. I only beat him once.. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.


Your loving daughter,
Alice

For all those who don't know what a redneck is, I thought the following explains it quite well:

__________________________________________________ ________
Marine Boot Camp, Parris Island, South Carolina

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.


Your loving daughter,
Alice

:goodjob:

:lol::lol::lol:

more than 10 chars :mischief:

Coming from a German, at that! :lmao:

121. One of your Small Wonders is called 'Goooolly!' where you rebuild The Pyramids out of empty beer cans.

122: You might be a redneck if you mod The Confederate States of America to replace "America" as a civ.
123 If you research Monotheism and Theology first when you reach the middle ages. Instead of continuing to Education though you make a beeline towards Engineering > Invention > then finally gunpowder because you love guns and conservative christianity! You put off education for as long as possible.
124 You rename Sun Tzus, "My Gunrack!". Which puts a barracks in every city on the continent. Everyone knows rednecks all own a gun which makes them dangerous. Sun Tzus now requires gunpowder though.
125 Your favorite government is anarchy because you are a hardcore libertarian and do not like having the government get into your business in ANYTHING! Even stuff like making sure the water supply is safe and to ensure the police force is maintained.
126 You cant understand why you have war weariness when you have been fighting another civ for a long time.
127 You would willingly serve your country and do not understand why drafting your population makes your cities unhappy.

128: You replace Coloseums with Rodeos.

129: If you think researching nationalism first should start a golden age for your civ.

130: You replace the tank with a monster truck! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

131: If you are disappointed that when you research Music Theory you don't get to build "Nashville" as a wonder for country music.

132: Your city list includes Trailer Park, Richmond and Nashville. In that order.

I don't know if this is in here...

133: You've renamed the barbarians the N word.

I don't know if this is in here...

133: You've renamed the barbarians the N word.

Nerd?

Nerd?

Actually, a true rednecker probably would consider nerds the equivalent of barbarians.

134. Always attacks Lincoln first -if he hasn't modded him out of the game. (Then again, what rednecker would mod?)

135. Always puts Lincoln in the game for the satisfaction of killing him.

Actually, a true rednecker probably would consider nerds the equivalent of barbarians.

134. Always attacks Lincoln first -if he hasn't modded him out of the game. (Then again, what rednecker would mod?)

135. Always puts Lincoln in the game for the satisfaction of killing him.

Meh I always put lincoln in my games but I just do it because I get satisfaction from seeing his ugly mug and corny retorts "Sorry but that offer smells like barrel full of dead fish in July". :lol:

I don't know if this is in here...

133: You've renamed the barbarians the N word.

136: You mod the game to give the barbs Impis and Numidians.

137. You rename the "game" resource "varmints".

138. Citizens working marsh or jungle no longer die of disease, they die of "gator attack".

139: You replace the towns with trailer parks, cities with Biloxi, and Metros with Nashville.

140: You mod America in the following ways: to have Larry the Cable Guy as president.
141: Barracks are renamed Basements, 'cause that's where yer gun vault is.
142: Monster Trucks are your Unique Units.
143: America has Richmond as a capital.

145. WWE is a Great Wonder and makes 2 unhappy people content.

144: You can't count. :p

:joke:

146: When enemy civs are furious with you, they say "WWE is fake!"

144: You can't count. :p

:joke:


Busted!

:old: and no :coffee:

147: When you wonder why Egypt has a city called Memphis, Memphis isn't in Egypt!

148: You mod civ according to the rules of Racial Holy War. (http://web.archive.org/web/20080212094700/http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/rahowasucks.html) (The game is awful, and I haven't played it.

149 New unit: powerboat. Sinks outside of coastal tiles. Specs. Off=0, def=0, move=10, hp=1, can transport 1 foot unit.

150 New building. Country-western bar. Causes -2 happiness in city it's located in, +1 happiness in all the others.

(I didn't read the whole thread yet, sorry if these are already named.)

151

if all the great leaders/scientists are named after nascar drivers.

151

if all the great leaders/scientists are named after nascar drivers.

You say this like it is a bad thing.

:lol::lol::lol:

152
all the leaderheads are nascar drivers

152
Klu Klux Klan replaces Templar, which produces a clansman instead of crusader, klansman have attack 8 defense 6 move 3 and 5 HP bonus
they have a combat bonus against Zulus
(if Shaka hasn't alredy been taken out of the game)

this is NOT funny. Racism is never pretty and you just added to the ugliness of the world and CFC.

other people posted stuff like this, ill change it
I live in Kentucky and see this sometimes
Im not racist or else I wouldnt make fun of it

this is NOT funny. Racism is never pretty and you just added to the ugliness of the world and CFC.
If you can't handle jokes which are obviously not aimed at being racist, on an internet forum, in a thread where everyone posts such things... Well, I think you're stupid. Just my opinion, which I am free to state, and with which I don't mean to offend you at all.

If you can't handle jokes which are obviously not aimed at being racist, on an internet forum, in a thread where everyone posts such things... Well, I think you're stupid. Just my opinion, which I am free to state, and with which I don't mean to offend you at all.

so you find the concept of "Strange Fruit" to be a really, really funny joke.

if it was your mother, father or brother hanging by the neck from a tree would it be funny?

The Klan is the embodiment of pure evil... Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk!

so you find the concept of "Strange Fruit" to be a really, really funny joke.

if it was your mother, father or brother hanging by the neck from a tree would it be funny?

The Klan is the embodiment of pure evil... Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk!

I say it's Westboro Baptist Church if only because of this.
http://www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tumblr_l0fv24CuFZ1qzy1hfo1_500.png

this is NOT funny. Racism is never pretty and you just added to the ugliness of the world and CFC.

I say, I must agree with darski here. Sometimes it helps if one ridicules the evil things in the world, but it's a very delicate matter, which can go wrong/annoy others. So best is probably to deal with them by not giving them any attention (or any stage where they can present themselves) at all.
I haven't been in the states for 18 years now, is the KKK still active?! I hoped it would have died out by now... But then, the Neo-Nazis here in Germany don't get any wiser either... So it's probably a common thing across humankind. :(

darski is right, I shouldn't have posted that

153 You rename your Golden Age to Hunting Season.

154 The icon for your mech infantry is a pink Cadillac with a set of steer horns mounted on the hood.

have any of you ever been in a rednavk's house, i have.

155: The bonus resource "Game" is actually a luxury resource that provides happiness because there is no redneck that doesn't love hunting!

154 The icon for your mech infantry is a pink Cadillac with a set of steer horns mounted on the hood.

Now that is a class act :lol:

156. You dress like ancient age Abe.

Now that is a class act :lol:

Hey, thanks.