This thread is specifically made to compile a list of tool tip suggestions to replace the likes of such luminaries like: "Don't fight a land war in Asia" and "Don't bring a gun to a sword fight."

Now, assuming this thread garners the support of the community: less ask, more tell, the tips must be consistent with gameplay and FfH fluff, and of course, always follow The Pants Rule.

And if someone would kindly keep track of all this and make the necessary file changes, this project would be all set to go.

Don't Sleep in a Calabim Lord's mansion

Merrymen are the only UU of "African American" Descent.
and
Courtesan's are invisible, being so kind of the defeats their purpose...
maybe
the Grigori cities have FFVII names, but no adventurers named after its protagonists'.
or
Don't the drown your little brother, it only works in this mod.

Even the strongest of warrior is weak against a spellcaster if theres an army between them.

save your best swears for the lizardmen

"Please obey the Pants Rule."

From NOTW:
the only good wolf is a dead wolf:p

Doubt the loyalty of a Cult of the Dragon Dragon Slayer.

Beware the Homicidal Harlequin!!!

Giggles is NOT a teddy.

A comfy chair is the penultimate torture device.

Please do not feed the Woodelfs.

There is no warranty on a golem.

There is a warranty on a Runes/Order worshiper.

Nobody expects the Bannor inquisition!

never fight a land war in kurioite (sp) empire

Always lock your door when playing with raging barbs.

Tower of Mastery? nah.. don't bother with that thing... it's just a hoax...
- Roland, Revolerman

Nobody expects the Bannor inquisition!

Hmmm, more like "Everyone expects the Bannor inquisition". ;)

Varn Gosam is a thankful ally. :rolleyes:

save your best swears for the lizardmen

TRUE

Just wait until I can cast targeted spells.
-the ai

You call that a daemon *points at tar daemon*
THIS is a daemon *Hybro*

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I love the smell of Meteor's in the morning

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I'll see your Iron and raise you Mithril

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In the woods be spiders, y'arrr!

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Dwarves live in holes, Elves live in Tress, Men live in the Desert!
(Malakim speaker)

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I'd shake your hand but I'd only end up slapping you in the face
(Malakim speaker addressing Dwarf Visitor)

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Watch out for the Rampaging Exotic Vegetable from HELL!!!

Good? Evil? I'm the man with the arquebus!

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Don't bring your demon to a fist fight

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All your culture and technology are nothing compared with starting off with three big men with sticks!
-Charadon

"All your settlement are belong to us!"
-Orthus

"Somebody set up us the barow!"

Whatever happens, we have the fireball casting warriors, they do not! -Amurite Commander

We Are Sheaim!

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If you want to spread your evil religion, ensure at all times you actually have people to spread it to

Nothing beats a well oiled Dwarven Cannon. Except for a Fireball.

Destroy the world!

Not them again!!!
Heavy Crossbowman at the 10th attack of the same Immortals

Not them again!!!
Heavy Crossbowman at the 10th attack of the same Immortals

:rotfl: :rotfl:

-edit: "Sphener at level 10 is weak ....... NOT!"

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.

If in doubt, apply more fireballs.


Make up for with numbers what you lack in technology.


Don't feed the dragon.


Keep your friends close, and your enemies DEAD!

A fireball is not only good for killing your enemies, its also very usefull for roasting pigs.

A fireball a day keeps your enemy's at bay.

Summoners eat pie while eater of dreams eat souls

Calabim unhappiness never lasts longer than one turn.