1. First, I take a little off the top, then I take a little more. (barber eating reeses).

2. Pureed with durian, guava and ginsing into a powerful health smoothie.

3. Melt it, spread it onto a sandwich, and consume.

4. Sucking the peanutbutter out with vampiric teeth, then eating the chocolate!

5) pop the whole damn thing in your mouth at once. 2 bites MAX

6) Throw a few in a blender and drink them!

7. In Soviet Russia peanutbutter cup eats you!

8. Grind PB cup up in blender, spread shards into a line, inhale through nose.

9. LIKE DOMINO CHAMP CHARLIE ARMSTRONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HemmX3IoHe8)

10. LIKE RACECAR DRIVER BILL ELLIOT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HemmX3IoHe8)

11. Carve coin features onto the PB cup. Flip cup; If it lands on heads, eat it. If it lands on tails, throw it at an innocent bystander.

12) Smash up several and use as toothpaste!

13) Employ large Norse strongman to squeeze with his massive fists, extracting Reese's juice! Drink juice, and consume the powdery remains as in way 8)

14) Like this but with a Reese's
http://pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF69001BC-Christmas_Surgery.jpg

15. Pick up the PB cup and use it as a frisbee. However, you can't use your hands to catch the cup.

16.) Set it on fire, then eat the ashy remains.

17.) Place in icecream, eat.

18.) Nibble on it like a mouse/squirrel, therefore taking you at least 30 minutes to eat if you do it right.

19.) The wrong way!

20. Spray whipped cream onto the top and call it a "Miniature Cream Pie".

20. Stick a firecracker in it, light firecracker, open mouth.

21. melt thousands of them down and fill a bathtub with melted reese's goo. Lay in bathtub and do not allow yourself to leave until you've eaten all the goo.

22. Cool it down to the temperature in which it becomes a Bose-Einstein condensate, then eat it.

23. Cool it down to below absolute zero while engaging in FTL travel, then eat it as an impossicle!

push out middle eat outer ring throw middle away

Fixing numbering:
26. Have an Asian Palm Civet eat it, then collect its feces and eat the partially digested PB cups.

27. Put the cups on strings, and reinact "War of the Worlds" on a small scale.

28. Crumble over chocolate ice cream and consume.

29. Shine light on the cups and send their shadows around the city. The populace will think that the aliens are invading, but testify that it was only a weather balloon in the swamp gas.

30.) Sleep in a giant egg in a bird's nest. "Hatch" from that egg when the other chicks hatch, thus making the mother bird think you are its child. Have reese's in a birdfeeder near by. Mother bird will eat the reese's and regurgitate it in your mouth! YUM!

31. At a raw foods convention in front of the raw foodies' children.

32. Pull up, hop out, all in one motion. And eat a Reeses while dancing on the hood as the car's still rollin'.

33. Anal Suppository

34. Eat it with telekinetic powers. No hands required!

Seriously, this is the best thread ever.

35. Eat it with feet. No hands or telekinetic powers required!

36. Eat it after you get your degree in calibration!

37. Put your finger in it, and take the top off, then rip the bottom off, and save the peanut butter for last.
38. Eat it like a human being.

39. Split it up into 300mg doses and deliver it in capsules!

40. Savour it for the first time, for you have never had one before!

41. Use your gastrovascular cavity! (works best if you're a jellyfish or anemone)

42. Count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Reeses peanut butter cup.

43. Catching it your mouth when someone drops it from a skyscraper.

44. You have two Reese's cups, and your economic beliefs reflect your preferred method of eating them.

45. Eat them... In... SPARTA!

46. Eat them fried.

47.
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea

48. You are wearing yellow socks,
you must step into a box.
The Resses cup covered in lox,
will help you fend off the rabid fox.

When you are eating cups in a box
while wallowing in lox,
It's call a socks on fox with lox in box Reeses cup!

49. Like a serial interface, one bit at a time!

50. Pay Xanikk to eat 1000 of them, and watch him throw up, and then eat that.

51. "I did not get my Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I got peanut butter. I want the press to know this."

52. Stain a girl's blue dress with the drool from your Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

51. "I did not get my Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I got peanut butter. I want the press to know this."


Really? I got chocolate.

53. Breaking it into peices so that it feeds my village for weeks.

54. It has been proven that the average person swallows 8 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in thier sleep.

55. Intravenously

56. Put it in a bottle of diet coke and have it spray into your mouth.

57. Eat em while making out with a hot woman.

58. Cut it down to infintesimally sized pieces and integrate it by parts.

57. Eat em while making out with a hot woman.
That seems physically impossible...

59. wrap 'em up in condoms before swallowing them and transport them to nations where PB cups are illegal.

60. Challenge it to Mortal Kombat. Defeat the peanut butter cup soundly, then eat it viciously as the Fatality.

61. Put them on your Tombstone!

62. Stuff your thanksgiving turkey with 'em!

63. Extract the peanut butter for ANTS ON A LOG!

64. Eat them while posting on CFC at 1 AM.

Push up nose

66. With fork and knife

With a spork

Hay, lack of pattern-recognition boy, use some goddamned numbers (and not wrong ones).

68. As an effigy of Ray Nagin

Hay, lack of pattern-recognition boy, use some goddamned numbers (and not wrong ones).

68. As an effigy of Ray Nagin

Along those lines...

69. Construct a giant New Orleans made of Reeses, eat slowly and methodically.

74. Travel forewards in time an eat

Hey stupidhead, use the right numbers!

71. In an awesome s'more variant! :yumyum: :drool: :yumyum: :drool: :yumyum: :drool: :yumyum: :drool: :yumyum: :drool: :yumyum: :drool: :yumyum: :drool: :yumyum:

Could you not tell i was posting from the future, hense the advance in number?

70. With your elbows
72. Via a catapult
73. Underwater

Your post date completely rules out that from happening

75. Have a Catholic priest tell you that a cracker is a Reese's and it will transubstantiate into a PB cup in your tummy.

76. Baptise the Reeses in the name of the Chocolate, the Peanut Butter, and the Holy Tastiness.

77. Wrap in a chicken

78. In the Afterlife!

In Ancient Egypt, the Egyptions would bury golden Reese's Peanutbutter Cups with their departed Pharohs. When archielogists came across the tomb of King Saputradonspehut the XIII, they found that a half eaten golden peanut butter cup. And the Egyption records state that they had given him a King Sized Pack! :O

79. Fry with then characters

80. Keep frozen in the mods' sacred beer fridge. Serve chilled.

81.
Doctor: "I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above..."

Kramer: "Peanut Butter Cup?"

Doctor: "Those can be very delicious."

82:

Turn the Reese's white on the outside, so it is no longer inferior, and fit to be eaten.

83.

"I like to dissect Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, did you know that I'm utterly insane?"

84:

Nail 95 Theses to it.

85:
Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty PB cups baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the cups began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?

86. Crush 5lbs of Reese's into one small bar to release its AWESOME POWER!

87. fashion a very tiny pie pan for it to sit in and pretend it's a very tiny pie.

88. Use Schrödinger's Equation to calculate the wavefunction of a Reese's Cup, and then calculate the probability that the Reese's Cup exists in your mouth.

89. Empty out a thing of chapstick and then squish the bar into that and then eat it.

90. Eat the plastic container too.

91. With the money you coulda spent to save a starving African child.

92. Declare that you have a fundamental human right to eat reeses to the United States government, and that a particular reese's piece is your property, then smugly eat it.

93. Inject into pizza crust, eat backwards.

94. Con dolcezza

Eat it with someone you love. :(

Next time use numbers, please!

96. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

97. Crush them up, and smoke them like crack cocaine.

97. Crush them up, and smoke them like crack cocaine.
Alternatively,

98. Liquify them and inject via needle to bloodstream

99. Drive down to Illinois and buy a gun permit for your Reeses Cups.

100. 1/3000th of the way there [party]

REESE'S

A Health Peanut Butter Cup.

[Illustration]

SOME FACTS,

REESE'S Strengthens: Contains 11.13% Proteid.

REESE'S Promotes Energy: Contains 42.34% Carbohydrates, and 2.11% Fat.

REESE'S Builds Bones: Contains 1.62% mineral matter.

REESE'S is Pure: Contains no adulterants.

REESE'S is Digestive: Contains Cerealin, a valuable digestive ferment.

REESE'S is Pleasant: The large proportion of germ renders it sweet and
nutty.

REESE'S is Uric-Acid-Free: Thus Best Peanut Butter Cup for Gouty Subjects.

Dr Gordon Stables says, in "Fresh Air Treatment for
Consumption"--"The Peanut Butter Cup I use is Reese's; I am enthusiastic on it."

101. Alternately, you could go down to your local hospital and name your Reeses cup "Bubba Ludwig".

102. delicately cooked by Super-Heated Steam in jacketed Boilers of Pure Nickel, and daintily served

103. Have your cat eat it, then eat your cat, getting the peanut butter goodness with the cat.

104. In violation of your religious beliefs!

105. Deep fry it state fair style!

106. Eat it on your filthy bed getting crumbs all over your disgusting pillow while watching your half-busted TV like the worthless piece of human garbage you are.

107:

Make a giant tentacle monster stick it up your butt.

108. With chopsticks, so you can feel really Eastern.

109. Without washing your hands beforehand.

110. As Ice Cream.

111. Eat it while conquering India and creating the Mughal Empire.

112. Smear it upon your keyboard, so that every time you type you may lick your fingers in gluttonous delight.

113:

Give it to a pet, and eat thier feces.

114: Like a Ninja!!!!


The Ninja :ninja:

115. Eat the Reese's cups that your probe teams took from the Gaians.

116. Manifest it directly into your stomach!

117. Poop on it, then wipe the poop off, and then eat it.

118. Melt it, then inject it directly into your bloodstream.

119. Add a reese's to a McDonalds Bacon, Egg, and Cheese buscuit for a sweet & savory healthy treat!

120) Reese's Pizza

121. Eat it with a delicious, steaming helping of lost postcount. ;)

122. Flame-broil it Texas-style, roundhouse kick it and then eat it (Chuck Norris' usual lunch)

123. Smuggle them into prison in a bodily orifice then trade some of them for drugs and eat the rest!

124. Eat it whole, in 0 bites.

125. Eat like an Egyptian

126.
Burn It Down

127. while driving!

128. While on the toilet

129. Melt, put into bar mold, freeze, and enjoy.

130. Squeeze through a pasta maker and have reese's spaghetti!

131. With a spoon

132. While speaking with spoonerisms.

133. Smear some extra peanut butter on it!

134. Stewing it, boiling it, barbequing it, spice it, and Smear some extra peanut butter on it

135. Slice it into small bits with a katana, smear it on to an OS-tan's chest and lick away!

136. Write a song about how you will eat it

137. Create a new sport - Extreme Reese Eating - involved around eating Reeses at the most inhospitable or challenging of places to get to.

138. Slit its wrists and cut its throat...

Bum-bumpa-Bah-Buh-Bah

It must be emo!

137)Write the song "reese's...

is a very popular snack."

...

as reeses are better than lemonade

138) GIVE TO REESE

141. Stick in your thumb and pull out PB and say "what a good little boy is me"

142. On A Treadmill

143. Fold it into a crane then consume!

144. Use them to create a game of Jenga, and eat each one that you successfully pull out.

145. In Zero Gravity!

146. When the moon hits your eye like a big Reese-a-pie, that's Hershey...

147. Heat until just barely melty and spread on toast!

146. When the moon hits your eye like a big Reese-a-pie, that's Hershey...

Classic. Very very nice.

148. Crumble it up into small enough pieces, then pull a Homer and ingest each through your nose.

149. pull a Homer of a different sort by writing an epic poem while eating one!

150. Use a whole bunch of them to make a giant model of one and then eat it with some huge machine!

151. Use a debigulator to make millions of microscropic reese's that you could then make a model of a normal reese's with and eat normally!

152. Use the debigulator on yourself and enjoy a single reese's cup until the invention of a rebigulator

153. Use the rebigulator without using the debigulator first.

154. Eat the debigulator and rebigulator topped with a Reeses

155. allow a reese's to be devoured by fire ants, then eat the fire ants.

156. Wrap reese's in prosciutto

157. Crush with hand and lick off.

158: eat it
159: then puke it out
160: then eat it again
161: then puke it out again
162: then eat it again and continue for as long as you like

163: In a McFlurry from McDonalds!

164. In a Blizzard from Dairy Queen!

165. In a REESES PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM BAR!

166. Dipping it into Tuscan milk first!

167. Dipping it into milk, in Tuscany!

168. Blending it with tuscan milk and drinking it out of a hollowed out elephant tusk!

169. While reading this thread! (I bet somebody already said this. How meta).

170. While relaxing in my Relaxman Relaxation Capsule

171. Smash them with a wrench and then lick them off while blaming America's gun culture.

172. Melt in microwave. Drink. Repeat.

173. Eat all varieties: caramel, crunchy, inside-out, marshmallow, dark chocolate, and still decide that original is best.

174. You're going to learn to eat them the RIGHT way, young man!
http://www.bluesbrotherscentral.com/images/2000/sistermary.jpg

175. liquify and have it injected straight into you via an IV

176. find someway to boil it to the heat that it vaporizes, and then inhale it

177. Blend it with coffee and ice and milk for a reese's frappucino!

178. Utilising technology from Doctor Who, create a Reese that is bigger on the inside than the outside, and proceed to feed a small third-world country.

179. Just eat it while beating an egg.

180. Using a Goosy-Grow 4000, enlarge it twice, and it can feed a town.

181. on the mooooon!

182. At the Pittsburgh airport in Moon.

183. Involving Powerade Mountain Blast flavor sports drink somehow!

184. On top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese...

185. While stomping on a box of the generic store-brand reese's wannabes that always taste horrible.

186. a moment after a Hershey's chocolate bar dipped in Kraft Peanut Butter, to wash it down and to teach a lesson

187. at the center of a giant ball of marzipan

188. While up late posting on CFC because you cant friggen fall asleep

189. With a mild sedative, to help you sleep.

190. With a caffeine pill, so you dont have to nap and so can fall asleep at a normal hour tonight

191. Put it in Coke, and add ice cream.

192. Cut a hole in your tummy. Stck it in stomach. Then stich up.

193. Squish a few together to create a giant Reese, so when you eat them you feel like a tiny little pixie.

194. wrapped in bacon!

195. Wrapped in Canadian bacon!

196. Wrapped in imitation bacon!

197. While watching the movie Canadian Bacon

198. With Kevin Bacon

199. While reading the works of Sir Francis Bacon

200. While bakin' a cake.

201. Wrapped in Beggin' Strips dog treats!

http://www.petco.com/Assets/product_images/3/3810053303B.jpg

202. In Bacon County, Georgia

203. Wrapped in fat free raw vegan sustainable sun-fried breakfast crispy strips.

204. Wrapped in pancetta.

206. While skipping numbers in these kinds of threads.

206. While punching LightFang in the face

207. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Reese
~Chinese Proverb

208. Throw hundreds of them into a high powered fan in your room, then lick up the Reese's splatter from the walls.

209. A meal of a thousand Reese's begins with a single mile.

210. dipped in a giant pot of honey!

211. Dipped into peanut butter! :)

212. Dipped in melted Reese's.

213. Heat slightly to make sticky then dip in reeses pieces.

214. heated slightly to make sticky then dip in reeses pieces then roll in caramel and sprinkle with chocolate sprinkles and nuts.

215. Heated slightly to make sticky, then dipped in Reese's Pieces, then rolled in caramel and sprinkled with chocolate sprinkles, but without nuts.

216. Heated slightly to make sticky, then dipped in Reese's Pieces, then rolled in caramel and sprinkled with chocolate sprinkles, but without nuts, and wrapped in a giant ball of nouget!

217. Heated slightly to make sticky then stuck to a giant lollipop.

218. Frozen, then shattered with a sledge hammer and eaten!

219. Frozen to Perfection, then broken into Fifty edible pieces

220. Metaphorically

221. While replying to this thread!

222. Eat 2 packages of 2 Reese's each cut into 2 parts.

223. Build a house of cards, trap a little piggie in it, and then eat a Reese's in very related manner...

224. In a dish prepared by Godel's wife.

225. There are no objective truths to reese's eating in this post-industrial late capitalist world. It's all a social construction. Just deconstruct the Reese's and then you'll know the "truth".

226. I know what you're thinkin' punk, you're thinkin': "Did he eat four cups, or only three?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a king sized peanut butter cups package; the most delicious candy assortment in the world and will blow your buds clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question, "Do I feel lucky?"... Well, do ya, punk?!

227. Lick reese's all over so its moist. Break into your school's chemistry supply room. Close your eyes, spin around and point to a random bottle of some random chemical powder. Dredge your reese's in the powder, eat, and see what happens!

228. Break the Reese's in half, take out the peanut butter in one half, stuff it with whatever you want, put the peanut butter on top of the reassembled Reese's and chow down!

229. running it over with your car then putting the remains on your tire and licking it off the tire

230. Over kill fire's dead body!

231. Make a pyramid of a reese's big cup, a regular reese's, a miniature reese's, and a reese's pieces. EAT IT ALL AT ONCE!

232. Hide it in a model outhouse made of Reese sticks and then pretend you're a T-Rex a la Jurrasic Park.

233: Hum Choclate Rain by Zay choclateface while you eat it.

234: In chocolate city with ChocolateUSA

235: Picture the Reeses as an Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson hybird and chomp on it!

236: Pretend you're a research scientists and take little core samples with a coffee straw.

237: Talk dirty to your Reeses!

238. Dip in peanut butter then cover in milk chocolate so you have chocolate-peanut butter-chocolate-peanut butter

239: Throw it away.




















Then eat it out of the trash!

240. With the wrapper
241. With the white tray thing
242. With the black film thing
243. With the wrapper and the white tray thing
244. With the wrapper and the black film thing
245. With the white tray thing and the black film thing
246. With the wrapper, the white tray thing, and the black film thing

247: Be a racist and REFUSE to eat it cause it's brown!

248. Mash into poop shape throw into pool and recreate Caddyshack!

249: Eat it while atop Dollis Hill

250: Place on top of cookie before baking then bake for delicious additional flavor!

251: Give it a little salt, sautee it in a red sauce, drizzle with olive oil, and consume!

252: Shaken not stirred

253: Put your finger in it, take your right finger out, stick your right finger in it and eat. (say to tune of hokey pokey!)

254: Put candles in it and have it be your birfday cake!

255: Play it like a guitar!

256. Have your mother feed it to you pretending it's a flying saucer (works best if you're a toddler)

257: In the spirit of 256, have your mother eat one when you are young, and eat it through her breast as milk.

258. Have your mother not feed it to you because it's bad for you.

259. While drop-kicking LightFang

260. eat it out

261: Just eat it.

WHILE POOPING

262. Melt it and inject the liquid with a syringe.

263: Carve a smile with a knife in it, then lick the knife then eat it while smiling.

264: SMOKE THAT BIZZY LIKE A JOINT yEAAA MAN

265. suck it dry

266. Taking teeny tiny nibbles.

267. snort it!

268. Will it blend? That is the question.

269. While watching Will it Blend? blending a Reese's.