* did not resign freely, he was forced to do so by a dark conspiracy because of his mental illness. they put him in a secret hospital in Memphis!

*, *, and * did it in a last ditch attempt to get him out of their way!

Anyone else have a conspiracy?

Aliens are controlling our goverment btw!

its true! they already infiltrated the forum! i wanted to post a reply in a critical thread and... it went to another thread! this is strange!

can you provide more detail please? how come gf was on some of the chats in the last days?

they tried to kill me too!

and did you notice that they are trying to steal the nicks in the chat with a thing called "nickserv"? it always tries to force me to change my nick!

The aliens haven't gotten to me y................... Ahhh!!!! they're attacking!!!!! Help!!! they're going for my computer!!!!! Where the heck is my scimitar!!! here it is :ninja: Die scumbags!!! Ahh!!!! Lasers!!!! Help!!! Thank god for rockets!
[plasma] :rocket3:
[plasma] :rocket3:

Well they're dead now but i don't know when they'll come back. send some soldiers to my mansion in Civanatoria quick. I don't know how much time i have left!!

I'm VERY offended!

I would never do such a thing!

Offended? Who said anything about offended? Do you mean offended offended or just offended? Quick, look behind you!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I can say with all certainty that there are no aliens in Phoenatica.:scan: We are not hiding an alien spaceship or plotting with aliens to take over the world. You have nothing to worry about.

They secretly monitor my passwords with their advanced technology like radars and force me to enter chats as "copies" :borg: :vampire: of myself called Zur2, Zur3...... :cry:

if aliens aren't here then who attacked me? I'll take a look at the bodies............................................ .................................................. ......................... OH. I know who they are. They're Aztecs!!! :lol: They're so ugly i thought they were aliens :lol:.

if i wern't part of this "vast conspiracy" i'd say aliens got me..... but i can't. There are no Aliens and * is resigning freely!

I must confess, the province of Ameri, is Phoenatica's shadow government. Oh yea, we are also not a democrasy, we are a communism. :p

*gasp!*

Wat iz diz ding "kommunixm"? ;)

*Whipsers to himself*
Hmmm... what do I do now....
Soon these people will realize I'm allied with the Aliens and then my Military Research with them will be ruined, must solve this some how.....
Well, at least they don't know I'm in on it.... yet

;)

*In a telegraphik message to * *
Beware! I kan read mindz. If you dink anymore * I will expoze you!!!

hey alien dudes: you're with me on this upcoming electio right?
good to hear that ;)

Mind readers back off!

I categorically deny the accusations that I am planning to lead Asphinxia out of the republic and found a new Egyptian Empire! There is absolutely no truth in these rumours!!!!!

What? That's not the conspiracy this thread is about? oh... oops! umm... just carry on then... don't mind me....

Pharaoh *cough* sorry, Governor Eklektikos :egypt: :king:

The conspiracy thread needs to help out the newspaper, tell about us in there!

New Conspiracy!
* is planning a millitary rebellion against the system that we all love, establishing a Millitary Dictatorship with himself at it's head.

Do you see how the origiinal conspiracy is playing ouyt? * could be Pres with * as his Domestic leader/VP! * is biding his time i suspect or the two afforementioned plotters have eliminated him already with their alien contacts.

I retract any specific names noted herin, from herre on out i vow to keep specific people out of this.

Originally posted by Admiral Super
I retract any specific names noted herin, from herre on out i vow to keep specific people out of this.

Good idea and Thank you. :)

indeed

DOM: can you just *-out all names in posts in here?

Just starting to. :)

Done. Any name I saw was *'d out. I didn't check things for context, just eliminated names.

Sorry I didn't see this thread earlier. Having to cover the elections was not planned for. :(

well the "Aliens" are not at my house so that is good.
*Thinks to self*
do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Mind readers beware! cause:
I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes:
I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes:
I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes:
I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves and that is how it goes. Muwahahahahaha

And I assure you, Ameri will not try to succeed from the republic, this will only happen about 850 years from now. :)

Originally posted by Duke of Marlbrough
Just starting to. :)

Done. Any name I saw was *'d out. I didn't check things for context, just eliminated names.

Sorry I didn't see this thread earlier. Having to cover the elections was not planned for. :(

Once again, I commend the CIA on it's ability to edit history!:goodjob: Oops!:eek: Can you edit that?

The Election is skewed, it is entirely fixed!

All of this is because of the grand conspiracy

Watch as * and * and * are elected to powerful positions as * DOESN'T EVEN RUN FOR OFFICE! * was the greatest leader we ever had and the conspirators have ended his reign :eek:

What will they do when they hold real power! maybe work with the aliens to abolish all polls except for Cabinet ones :eek: !

Then they'll abolish those replacing them with "Conspiracy polls"! the entire game will be theirs! they'll banish us to the provincde of * to build them great palaces and Pyramids! We will be their slaves!

:lol: Now that's the way to write a good conspiracy theory. :)

Only The ONe can save US!

* * * * * *! * * * *? *! * * *...

Are those vulgarities? :lol:

At not liberty disclose the nationalities of the people mentioned :rotfl:

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