1. With your feet.
2. Stick face into plate.
3. Put food in blender and drink with straw.

Sucking soup through the rectum.

5. Dump the food into a particle accelerator, then stick your head into it and guzzle the food as it accelerates past you.

6. Sitting around a table, with family members

7. Inhale through nose.

8. Inject it directly into the small intestine.

9. South Park Style: Eat it with your but

10. With a dead baby.

11# Go to McDonalds.

12. Through your left ear

13: Through your right ear. (Bet you were wondering how long it was until someone stole it.)

14: With your left hand (assuming you're nor...I mean right handed.)

15: With your right hand (Assuming you're left handed.)

:D

16. eat it like a dog

17. With two dead babies.

18. Insufflate your mashed potatoes.

19. With the other end of the fork.

20# With the side of the fork. (Gee, that's crazy!)

21.
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on the knife

22. All mixed up in wood glue
23. Intravenously

24. Not eating food

25 Flail around like a fish out of water until the food ends up on your mouth

26

The was an Old Person of Ewell,
Who chiefly subsisted on gruel;
But to make it more nice
He inserted some mice,
Which refreshed that Old Person of Ewell.

27: Through the hole in your neck that could also lead to your stomach.

Also works for smoking!

28# Tear up your stomache and put the food in by hand.

29 - In soviet Russia food eats you

31.Drink food with straw via nose.

31.Drink food with straw via nose.

You missed one. 30. absorbing it through the skin

32. During prayer.

33. During Ramadan

34# During Rollercoaster-ride.

35. While surfing on a wave of lava

36. Injecting soup directly into your blood.

37. Upside down

38. Right side up.

39. While going through a portal. except if it's cake.

40. Stuffing it through your ear.

41. Read a book about food and absorb the information as calories instead of... information.

42. Have half a dozen scantily clad maids spoon feed you.

43. Chop off your hand and use it as a spoon.

44# Chop off your hand and eat it. Might cause severe health problems!

45. With a Pen

46. If you are a soldier, sneak into the enemy's camp and replace all of their bullets with small unidentifiable pieces of food, then eat them when they shoot them at you the next morning.

47. Slingshot yourself through a cornfield with your mouth open.

48. Argue over whether corn is a vegetable or a grain so long that God dumps 50 tons of corn on your head, and while you see it fall you have your mouth open (cuz ur screamin) and swallow it all whole.

49. Holding the other end of a three foot spoon.

50. While browsing CFC.

50. While browsing CFC.

I do that all the time.

51# No table prayer! :eek:

52. Instead of using utensils to eat food, use food to eat utensils.

50. While browsing CFC.


To me, that's a standard way to eat food...


53. Sniffing Coke (i'm not talking about Drugs! i'm talking about drinking Coca-Cola with your nose... Not that i do it!)

54. Paint your food then eat it.

55. Licking the screen while looking at a recipe website.

56. Breaking your civilization CDs and sprinkling them over your food.

56. Breaking your civilization CDs and sprinkling them over your food.


:eek:

(although it should be crunchy...) that would be as smart as eating note of 500€!

Not even Bill Gates would do that, Civ is too precious! ;)


57. Parachute yourself and drop the food in midflight, then when you land, open your mouth and try to catch all the food (imagine with rice...)

58# Use arsenik as an extra flavour.

59. Keep eating food until you throw up, then throw up. Then keep eating. Rinse and repeat.

60. Keep eating food until you throw up, then throw up. Then eat the vomit. Rinse and repeat.
61. Eat your poo, like my dog does. (no, really)

62. Keep eating food until you throw up, then throw up. Then eat the vomit. Then eat someone elses vomit. Rinse and repeat.

63. Keep eating until you throw up, then eat the vomit. Keep going until you don't vomit. When it comes out, eat the faeces until you vomit.

49. Holding the other end of a three foot spoon.
My spoon is too big. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)

64. In Soviet Russia, food eats you!

64. In Soviet Russia, food eats you!

That one was done allready so it dosnt count ;)

29 - In soviet Russia food eats you

64. Use the force to pick up food and eat it while it floats.

65. Slash stomach, then put food directly inside.

65. Slash stomach, then put food directly inside.

lol seriously, did you really just happen to make this one up or did you know that was the one before the soviet russia joke?

28# Tear up your stomache and put the food in by hand.

Ok maybe it's not exactly the same...but an odd coincidence if you really didn't know that was right before the SR joke...which coincidently was your last one..

66. Lie on floor with mouth open while blindfold partner tries to drop in spoonfuls of soup.
67. Lie face-down on table with head hanging over edge while blindfold partner (face-up on floor) tries to spit peanuts into your mouth.

68. Allow the food to crawl/jump/wiggle/walk/dance/fly/vibrate/move into your mouth.

69# Put Acetone on your hands, put it on fire, put your hands on some marsmallows and let it melt so that it falls into your mouth.

70. Just wing it.

71. with the packaging unremoved
72. using swedishguy as a knife and Catharsis as a fork
73. launching it away with a ballista and running after it to swallow it while it's still flying

74. New diet: Strictly edible undies!
75. End world hunger: Eat an Ethiopian!

edit: I feel really guilty about that last one, but you know it's funny!

76# Eat like a Tyrannosarus Rex!

77. in front of the plate, with you mouth open, waiting to the food to jump to your mouth (i'm not talking about food that's alive! ;))

78. eat fuel then fart, try to land about 500KM away!
79. eat kerosene then fart, try to land about 5000KM away!
80. eat rocket fuel then fart, try to end up in the Moon and be the first human ever to colonize it!
81. eat a Warp Lane then fart, try to end up in Mars and be the first human ever to step on (and colonize) it!
82. eat the Space Elevator then fart, try to end up in Alpha Centauri and be the first human ever to die burnt in a (faraway) star! (of course you can try to colonize, but you'll have to take more 999 people, because new star systems start with one population, and that's 1000 people (if you're playing with New Earth, it will be even harder, you'll need 15999 instead of 999 people; and i think it is expensive to build 16000 Space Elevators then 16000 people eat each one a Space Elevator; especially if the start to throw up!):D:rotfl::D)

83. Collapse food into singularity, then eat it.

84# Use chewing motions in the air, pretending it's food.

85. In the Restaurant at the end of the Universe.
86. To print a picture of a steak and eat it!
87. McDonalds.
88. To eat in WOW.
89. To create a road to a Wheat and eat it!

90. HOLOGRAPHIC MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
91. Change your CoD name to Om Nom Nom Nom, and make everyone else think you're eating.
92. Take a picture of food, photocopy a million times, end world hunger.
93. Evolve into a being that only needs to eat every nine months, then have a baby, then kill it and eat it, then the baby gives you STRENGTH to have another one, so you do, then you eat it, then have another one....

94. Feed millions with a barrage of MIRV-capable ballistic missiles filled with food.

95. Set off a nuke, then eat the mushroom cloud as a mushroom!

96. when thirsty, drink an ocean
97. go to the moon; and eat it, thinking it's cheese
98. eat batteries and get electrical!
99. remove the fuse, and immediately eat the grenade
100. kill someone and eat him/her; you now know the taste of human flesh and are officially a cannibal! Good Job! :rolleyes:

and for #101

101. eat a portable CD driver with the CIV (BtS) CD in it, then every time you want to Civ, stick your finger to an USB and experiment an all new different sensation of Civing (probably you'll just get electrical shocks...)

and like it was me the one writing the #101; i WON!!! :king: :trophy: :cool:

Please don't close the thread, it was great fun! :)
Let's just keep on with it! ;)

That was fast.

They don't usually close them, unless they start spamming.

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It's okay, I wont close it. Oh, don't cry




Uh, ill stfu now.