View Full Version : The cake is a lie!


warpstorm
Oct 12, 2007, 11:12 AM
While short, Portal has one of the best end sequences I can remember in a game. Funny and creepy at the same time.

Izipo
Oct 12, 2007, 11:38 AM
Is it the game that comes with the orange box ?
Because I read Postal, at first ;)

warpstorm
Oct 12, 2007, 12:51 PM
Yes, it is one of the games in the Orange Box. It is essentially a First-Person Puzzler (not a shooter as the only "weapon" you get is the Portal Gun).

Maniacal
Oct 12, 2007, 04:41 PM
Yeah, for me Orange Box is annoying, since I already have Half-Life 2 and Ep1, but paying $20 each for Portal, Team Fortess 2 and Ep 2 isn't bad (since I'm going to gift HL2 and Ep1 to a friend).

Still have to buy it. I hope it's availiable locally.

EDIT: Just looked at the Futureshop website, it's $54.99 for PC, $59.99 for X-Box 360, and $64.99 for PS3 (released Nov 7th).

Burn on PS3.

Izipo
Oct 12, 2007, 04:47 PM
Good for me as I never played HL2 when it came out (computer couldn't handle it, changed now)
So, it looks like a veery good deal!

Maniacal
Oct 12, 2007, 04:50 PM
Yeah, plus even if you may not like the gameplay of HL2 (since there isn't much skill needed for most of the weapons) there are TONNES of mods, which can be very different from the game.

GarretSidzaka
Oct 14, 2007, 05:39 AM
I just beat portal after ONE DAY OF PLAY and i consider myself a genius :rotfl: jk

actually, i think that this game is a work of art, and takes the FPS genre forward past shooting. I only wish that it was longer, but then again, the ending sequence was WELL worth it :D

such a beautiful robot singing voice.....

Kozmos
Oct 14, 2007, 06:40 AM
Yup Portal was fun...guess it's story will be continued in HL2 Ep 3.

Maniacal
Oct 14, 2007, 02:03 PM
Bought Orange Box yesterday (It's more of a neon orange), played a bit of Portal Ep2 and TF2, great games. Loving it. Too bad I still have to work for the next 3 nights, but I have 5 days off after that (I only work part time).

Genocidicbunny
Oct 14, 2007, 02:37 PM
Played all 3 new games on my friends computer and all are fun. Now to scrounge up enough money to buy the actual thing for myself.

Maniacal
Oct 15, 2007, 04:16 PM
Okay, I'm stuck in Portal, I can't figure out how to get out of this room.

SPOILER


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b357/PrinceScamp/Portal/hl22007-10-1503-40-52-22.jpg
It's after that room with that rocket launcher or something thing that breaks open two windows for you.

Metromonkey
Oct 15, 2007, 04:22 PM
Put a portal opposite the window then go back to the rocket launcher where it can see you and put a portal behind you and get it to fire a rocket through the portal. You'll have to get it to fire a missile at the Aperture Science Weighted Storage device tube as well.

GarretSidzaka
Oct 15, 2007, 05:53 PM
Yup Portal was fun...guess it's story will be continued in HL2 Ep 3.

i hope so i would like to see where the plot leads. (plus i want that portal gun with a full weapons load-out too :evil: )

Genocidicbunny
Oct 15, 2007, 09:07 PM
Well, considering that as we see in Episode 2, the next locale will revolve around Borealis, a ship fielded by the Aperture Science company, Im pretty sure there's going to be some tie-in with the games. It would be interesting to have both the main character from Portal ( Chell I think, or that mightave changed ) and Alyx by your side. One would use the machine-gun pistol, the other the portal gun..

Maniacal
Oct 15, 2007, 11:56 PM
One thing that is odd, why aren't there any Xen aliens in Apeture Labs? If they were unleashed everywhere in the world... Unless GLADOS got rid of them.

Spoiler (I warned you)


Found the cake, sort of, I have no idea where that room is, but I do know that, as much as I like cake, I don't want to go back into that maze. Also love the new menu background.

And the end credits (which I tried ot take a screenshot of each full page of the song but after a bit it changed pages too fast.

Is there a way to find the credit's song and put it into MP3 format or something? (It would just be so I could listen to it.)

EDIT: Well there is this link, but it means I have to have my browser open.
http://planethavok.com/portal_still_alive.mp3

Genocidicbunny
Oct 16, 2007, 10:33 AM
Why would you need your browser open? to listen to it? Just right click and save-as..

warpstorm
Oct 16, 2007, 12:16 PM
One thing that is odd, why aren't there any Xen aliens in Apeture Labs? If they were unleashed everywhere in the world... Unless GLADOS got rid of them.


What year does Portal take place?

Maniacal
Oct 16, 2007, 02:51 PM
@Stick: That option is grayed out, I'll try it in FF next.

What year does Portal take place?

After Half-Life 1. I was reading a thread on the Steam forums about it's relation to Half-Life, there were a lot of theories (most probably wrong or off).

But here's what I think might have happened;

Bring Your Daughter to Work Day ended up with the daughters in stasis cells.

At a time (or maybe during) after that Half-Life 1 happened.

There is not a single corpse to be found so it is assumed people either became test subjects or fled during the 7 Hour War.

The facility was kept clear of Xen by GLaDOS's use of neurotoxins.

GLaDOS might have become self-aware on BYDTWD.

Time passes.

It's possible GLaDOS became self aware later on and before was reacting to it's programming.

GLaDOS continues experiments.

Since Apeture and Mesa were competing for funding, I beleive that AS is in the former USA somewhere. Especially judging by the last scene.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b357/PrinceScamp/Portal/hl22007-10-1523-06-47-40.jpg
In Episode 3 the Borealis will be a focus, but I do not think that Chell will be appearing since Gordon is probably in Russia and Chell is in the former USA.

Genocidicbunny
Oct 16, 2007, 06:27 PM
There are so many theories on how the two will relate. I personally dont have one of my own, but Im sure Portal was a way to introduce AS to the player for its further role in Episode 3. Because you can bet that as soon as the Borealis bit came up and it had the AS logo on there, you knew it would be your next destination.
If you have not played Episode 2, DO NOT READ THE SPOILER!. It contains a major plot part that has to be seen without previous knowledge
Seeing now that Eli has died, we can also expect one of two things from Alyx:
She goes with you and kicks some combine rear end all over the place, maybe even punching an advisor with her bare fists, unless she can find an AR3 ( Cookie if you get where this is from )
She could stay behind, now emotionally broken, leaving you to fight on your own, or possibly with the protagonist from Portal, Chell.

The first is more likely, knowing how tough our girl is ( She survived getting stabbed by a hunter for christs sake, although just barely)

Maniacal
Oct 17, 2007, 12:38 AM
I don't think Chell is anywhere near Gordon. I'm pretty sure Alyx will coem along wanting revenge. It would be out of charactor for her not to.

She goes with you and kicks some combine rear end all over the place, maybe even punching an advisor with her bare fists, unless she can find an AR3 ( Cookie if you get where this is from )
HAH! :lol: I tried to screenshot that whole conversation (I had subtitles on).


EDIT:

http://coldwolf.deviantart.com/art/Portal-love-67101524

http://www.ripcompanioncube.com/

leonel
Oct 17, 2007, 03:54 PM
I wonder if it's the living remains of GLaDOS on the Borealis if the events of Portal take place before the Black Mesa incident.

And I'm sure it's before the Black Mesa incident as the Combine REALLY wants instantaneous and energy efficient portal technology on the same plane of existence instead of portaling between different universes. Otherwise the Aperture campus would already have been overrun by the Combine as they aren't really concerned about casualties at least from the Transhuman wing and wouldn't let a little nerve gas stop them.

Kozmos
Oct 17, 2007, 04:09 PM
It could be they just dont know about Aperture or they just dismissed it as unimportant. (They made shower curtains for a good part of their history) Plus GLaDOS warns you that there is something outside and that something happened and that she cant protect you if you destroy her.

Portal story is definitively post the 7 minute war.

Maniacal
Oct 17, 2007, 04:11 PM
The Borealis disappeared before the Black Mesa incident, so pre-200X (since the calenders in Half-Life are labled 200X). And as Cleric says above, GLaDOS knows about the Xen and Combine. Or at least the Xen.

The Borealis is also almost a legend/myth as (Kleiner?) stated in Ep2, so I bet it was lost in the 1990s.

Genocidicbunny
Oct 17, 2007, 05:23 PM
Btw, to correct Cleric, its the *7 hour* war....7 minutes is what Eli says will happen if the Combine attack again, shortly before he...well, you know.
Speaking of that, that ending almost made me cry..

Maniacal
Oct 17, 2007, 06:52 PM
He said 7 minute war long before the ending.

Well, a little while, close to when you arrive at White Forest.

Genocidicbunny
Oct 17, 2007, 08:06 PM
I consider that the ending cus after that long cut-scene, the rest of the game was easy ( I rock at using the grav gun, so the Strider scene was easy for me )

Maniacal
Oct 17, 2007, 10:04 PM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b357/PrinceScamp/Portal/cakeisalie1zaf867BETA.png

Genocidicbunny
Oct 17, 2007, 10:07 PM
It is not! you clearly see the cake in the end...

Maniacal
Oct 17, 2007, 10:39 PM
It is not! you clearly see the cake in the end...

It's still a lie for Chell.

EDIT: Half-Life 2 maps imported into Portal. http://www.primotechnology.com/2007/10/17/half-life-2-portal/

http://ripcompanioncube.com/forums/

leonel
Oct 18, 2007, 11:10 PM
I think GLaDOS was just saying there was something outside to prevent you from going further. She constantly says stuff and I'm sure you've realized her ability to lie.

Either that or she has prior knowledge somehow of the events to happen.

Maniacal
Oct 18, 2007, 11:55 PM
No, she said that it was worse otuside, and that she was the only thing that stood between it and you.

I forget the exact words now.

leonel
Oct 19, 2007, 04:17 AM
Well how do you know she isn't lying? She said she wasn't trying to kill you when that obviously was the case. She also berates you and mocks your efforts in the final battle so how can we take what she says as truth?

Kozmos
Oct 19, 2007, 07:13 AM
Trust us, Episode 3 will prove us right.

You can also check the Aperture science website for more info. Namely does the Bring your Daughter to work day ring a bell?

*cough* Stasis bed - Chell *cough*

leonel
Oct 20, 2007, 02:18 PM
Trust us, Episode 3 will prove us right.

You can also check the Aperture science website for more info. Namely does the Bring your Daughter to work day ring a bell?

*cough* Stasis bed - Chell *cough*

Gasp ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooh! I gotchya. ;)

Kan' Sharuminar
Oct 21, 2007, 12:23 PM
Bought the Orange Box and completed Portal today, was delightful. Onto Episode One and Two now :D

Genocidicbunny
Oct 21, 2007, 02:02 PM
Bought the Orange Box and completed Portal today, was delightful. Onto Episode One and Two now :D

Good man. Now im going to sulk further that I still dont have the orange box.

Kan' Sharuminar
Oct 21, 2007, 02:18 PM
Heh, I didn't even realise it was out until today. Was forced to decide between it and FM08, ultimately thinking it would be best to buy both :p

Genocidicbunny
Oct 21, 2007, 02:26 PM
Bah! ive not even enough money to buy portal standalone...Friggin paycheck got lost in the mail or something.