The spanish and the portuguese people are not humans! They are actually another species, Homo Iberius. It has long been thought that the Iberian peninsula was the last bastion for the neanderthaleans and that they died there, but the early europeans settled down with neanderthaleans and created the Iberian species. That could explain some of the weird things going on in Spain and Portugal.

What's your conspiracy theory?

The Freemasons and the Illuminati have teamed together with aliens from Alpha Centauri and have turned the moon into cheese, thus attracting the entire rodent population of Earth. The resultant loss of mass will make the Earth asplode and fulfil their evil plans (whatever they are)!!!!

the CIA, KGB, and MI6 have teamed together to destroy forum games... first they took Unser, then Jono, then Splime....


But were on to them

Jesus was Polish and will be returning to judge a cabbage roll eating contest.

The Swedes have actually been causing our high gas prices. They have been covering up news all over the world and making everybody think that oil was being drilled everywhere, and that the oil supply was going to run out in a few generations. In reality, all the oil of the world is pooled in one great big underground chamber, and it has only one drilling well: in Sweden. They charge so much for it that they make enough money to build fake wells in other locations for news stories, and sometimes to make it really convincing they ship it to the world THROUGH other countires (i.e. Kuwait) so nobody will get suspicious.

They charge a lot, and Bush isn't really making lots of money from them, but is rather forced to buy from them and thus raise prices so that he can continue to buy it.

But unbeknownst to America, they use the money to hire average Americans to PRETEND to be from Sweden and spy on us! Swedishguy is one of their less loyal spies, as he has confessed that he is not a Swede.

The Chinese government striked on CFC today, high casualties were made, unknown forum acces for many people.

The British Royal Family are not human, they are a race of Lizards.

But that isn't a made up one, it's what David Icke, a former goalkeeper for Coventry City, actually believes.

The entire American administration is controlled by a Russians called Yuri (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_%28Command_%26_Conquer%29). It was part of their secret plan for world domination. Unfortunately they ran out of money and are currently using him as entertainment for the highest bidder. That is why he says so many things that are utterly idiotic.

9/11 was actully comitted by pissed off muslims.

9/11 was actully comitted by pissed off muslims.

Let's try to keep them vaguely plausible at least.

9/11 actually happened on September 10th.

THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

Today is really October 29th (in Pacific Time).

Tomorrow is actually yesterday, just no one wants to believe it.

I can't believe nobody has yet mentioned jewish NAzi-communists from mars...

Why won't scientists admit dinosaurs are still alive?

Why do people deny Nazi super science has kept Hitler alive?

Why hasn't NASA repeated the moon landing?


I think they have something to hide...


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y144/Z3r02007/DinosaurNazisinSpace450x365.jpg


That close enough for you?

(This is an actual theory created by me and my friends on a subway ride, and reformed)

The trees are really advanced beings, there are really only 51 trees on the surface, the rest on the surface are skeletons, while any others live deep underground. Trees created humans as an experiment, but we broke free. Now, trees are consorting with the chimpanzees to kill all humans. Carrots are actually organic missiles created by the trees, but they met a genetic error, they grow down instead of up. Rabbits now eat the carrots. Potatoes are really super ninjas that help the humans. Dinosaurs also help humans, but are too stupid to be of any help. Trees are also magnetic, and they are pulling meteors to eventually explode the Earth. However, the ozone layer is an ancient tree forcefield that repels meteors. The trees are slowly dismantling it. Video games were created by those who want to save humans. They hurt your eyesight within one year, but by year 10, you are much smarter, but not as smart as the trees. McDonalds is really chemicals that enhance our senses and brainpower, but too much will cause diabetes. Finally, there are the Pink ponies from Pink Ponyland, who can destroy us easily, but their only goal in life is to prance around, so they won't destroy us purposely.

There you have it in a nutshell.

a group of old nazis years ago in a prison just after ww2 concived a plan for a 4th german empire, and created a secreat organization that has been in the works for the past 50 years. today this organization is called the european union, unwitingly all of europe has surrendered to the nazi cause.
now the 4th empire is readying its self for concquest of the world and ww3

o, and lets not forget the chimps.. a few years back chimps whear discoverd useing spears. this is a singe of chimp evolution and its only a matter of time befor thay discover the use of fire and crude stone working.
well have a revolution of chimps! and it will realy be a planit of the apes

HIV was really a joint-operation by Britain and the US to kill off all the hippies. However, it was too infantile to be of any effect. In the 1970s, the virus escaped after some humanitarian aid was sent there. The virus evolved quickly in the jungle, and spread to humans in the 1980s.

The Sun is consolidating with the Illuminati and Techno-Walrus Associations to capture the only source of large trees in the USA (located on the west coast, the redwoods). These trees are the largest and most vital in the influential lobby of trees and other photon absorbing matter that threaten the Sun's dominance over the earth, thus causing the particles to not form lava and thus causing the Sun's power in the galaxy (and most importantly the local Sole Ar System) to decline. IT'S TRUE!!! FROM SOURCES CALLED MY INSANE MIND!! Oh and also the Portuguese and Turks are creating guitars and drums (Alvarez, Ibanez, Zildjian) in order to addict people to music and cause their hands and muscles to be degraded. This makes it easier for them to invade.

Oh and also the Portuguese and Turks are creating guitars and drums (Alvarez, Ibanez, Zildjian) in order to addict people to music and cause their hands and muscles to be degraded. This makes it easier for them to invade.<<<NEWS FLASH>>>
The Avedis Zildjian Company has been using its cymbal production as a cover to build Drums of WAR!!

The political philosophy known as neo-conservatism was originally intended to be ironic. The idea was for everyone to be so repelled by it's egregiously self serving ethos that they would unite in their desire for a more honest, open, and benevolent democracy and for everlasting peace and world citizenship.

Unfortunately, the irony was lost on a few...impressionable souls who took this ethos seriously and used it's tenets to make themselves and their ideological allies incredibly wealthy and powerful, and used their consolidated media and law enforcement connections to remove all reference to the original intent of this philosophy.

Canada actually rules the world: everything we think we know about the world is one big lie. In reality, the U.S.A loved being a colony, and did whatever Britian wanted it to do. Canada, however, rebelled and captured all of North America with Russian and Native American help, but later the Canadians betrayed them, taking over all of the America's. Exactly 3 years afterwards, they developed the hydrogen bomb. (Canada was already in the age the rest of the world is in right now, as I'm typing this, they are in the "future" of the rest of the world, and they'll only give it to us 300 years after they perfect it.) With the hydrogen bomb, they took over the world, and created an alternate universe which is what we all believed actually happened, and fed it to us. But I found out! i found ou... *I get kidnapped by a big muscular Canadian guy in a black trenchcoat and taken to Alberta, which the actual Canadian capital for secrecy reasons, where I am executed for knowing the real story.*

You mean you found oot.

There's a theory that if you know both the answer and the question about the life, the universe and everything else the universe will disapear and something more complex will be created.

There's another theory that this already happened.

The mods are out to get me :scared:

In reality, a guy called Thunderfall has nothing to do with Civfanatics forums. They are really developed by CIA, so that CIA can slowly take over the world while we post here and don't notice a thing.

The real truth is, that there's people amongst us that are TIME TRAVELLERS FROM THE FUTURE!! They came here to pose as normal people, and, when they die, they return to the future and clone themselves to return to return to the past! All of our modern technology is really from the future! Real deal! The future wants to invade the past!

Ainwood is sneaking laxatives into my breakfast cereal.

The real truth is, that there's people amongst us that are TIME TRAVELLERS FROM THE FUTURE!! They came here to pose as normal people, and, when they die, they return to the future and clone themselves to return to return to the past! All of our modern technology is really from the future! Real deal! The future wants to invade the past!


That's not a conspiracy theory, that's a dream!





Mankind is controled by giant green aliens, called Nuht'c (no plurar).

They created Earth because they are nearly on extinction and need to look how other races survive. Every day they are expirementing with us via robots, that pretend to be our bosses, wifes, parents. Ofcourse, not all people are robots, but every person has atleast 1 robot to expirement with us.

America is NOT their headquarter. This is the place where they go to have fun when they are bored. Russia is controled by Nuth'c gangsers and smugglers. China is controled by ordinary people, not by Nuht'c.

Their base on Earth is an ordinary cave in Africa. It may be an ordinary cave (actually it's the biggest cave on the planet) but it's full of strange equipment.

When the Nuht'c find how to survive, they will leave the planet, or more likely, convert it into an intergalactic amuzement park.

All of Whomp's posts contain hidden death threats against me.

There's a theory that if you know both the answer and the question about the life, the universe and everything else the universe will disapear and something more complex will be created.

There's another theory that this already happened.
Well duh! We already know that the answer is 42 (no relation to question 42 of the Impossible Quiz on notdoppler.com), but we don't know what the answer is! But here's my theory:

The Earth has already been blown up, right before it solved the question, but they recreated it, right where it was, and the mice are still trying to figure out what the question it, after they already found the answer to be 42.

If you don't know what I'm talking about then you get out TOO much.

All nations are really run by one person, and all countries' supposed leaders are just high-ranking officials.

All things that require donations really just give all the money to the government, rather than help people.

Shocking secret:

#fiftychat is actually run by Perfection :wow:

Perfection has screwed with my computer causing me to be unable to use the chat room at all.

Chieftess is preventing people from joining #fiftychat and then blaming it on me.

Yeah, I can't connect to anything no matter which of the 5 servers I choose.


[pissed]

You probably have a java problem try irc at work.

at work.You know I'm 13, right?

And I tried the things the forum recommends, mIRC and Trillian, but I can't find anything to just connect to a CHAT ROOM.

I'm also 13 and i figured it out...

Huh, what?? What did you do?? Halp! PM me plz.

Let's not and say we did! It can be it's own conspiracy in itself!

Japan doesnt exists, it was made up by the koreans and Americans so they can distract people in WWII to conquer the world

Elvis = Hitler
Its true!!

Nobody can change their hair that fast.