Take quotes out of context and let the humour ensue!

"My Social Democratic Party Leader went all the way to London to discuss school politics and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

"Help! The piranhas are trying to take my bubbles!"

"I'm not an owl."

.. you might wanna post the original context? Cos this way they simply sound random...

.. you might wanna post the original context? Cos this way they simply sound random...
That's the whole point...

"We may need you to play twing-twang."

"We may need you to play twing-twang."

My first thought as well :)

What if you're so gay you don't need to practice anymore?

From the "Random Rants Two" thread in Off-topic

lol, but tits not out yet...

From Swedishguy's scenarios thread

That was great! :lol: The woman getting abused ex-boyfriend and ex-husband is funny. :rotfl:

Another

"We can't sir, she's too hot!"

(From a play I was in. The line was originally about a cannon, but out of context... :mischief: )

Saying it increases IQ is like hearing an acid user saying that acid lets you travel in space.

Just had to post this one...

I wonder why your moma is still open!
Tendamnchars.

Ooh, baby, wanna see my spaceship?

HHGG. Who had read it will know.

HHGG.It's H2G2, actually. pretty much the same, just harder to type :)

^ tzoink, tzon, tzoon....

(the tubes crashing in the ground :cool:)
Context can be really important.

Try to guess where this is from:
So? He is only a god

That is one pissed off bear ass!xxxccclll!

<pasi> what is spam

<philippe> Bonjour à tous,
<philippe> J'ai formé trois groupes dans la rubrique D27FRA4, "Samenwerken":
<philippe> - les assureurs: sophie, kevin et deborah
<philippe> - les avocats: tiny, philippe et hanne
<philippe> - les banquiers: auke, tim et stefanie

Some texts from todays log.

Reconfiguring azimuthal sweep angle.

Ten characters.

religion always struck me as something that is open source.

So when a Buddhist says "God bless you" your head explodes?

you may even make your own head asplode! :eek: :run:

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.

It gets kind of fun to hunt for these:goodjob:

Silvers is the holy text for god sake!

Whatsa brotha gotta do to get a Great Prophet up in here! (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=253412)

Cupcakes unite!!

Together we can defeat the brownie menace!

Does gaydar come from God too?

Not if you're a Republican.

If an estimated one million Israeli households light for eight days, they said, it would do significant damage to the atmosphere.

Uhh...yeah...