http://www.allyourbase-arebelongto.us/node/10
For those of you who don't know where all your base are belong to us came from, it's from an old game, Zero Wing, that contains some of the worst Japanese-English translations ever. Here you can see the part where that one happens, and many other bad translations.

In AD 2010
War was beginning
*explosion*
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you!!
CATS: How are you gentlemen!!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make you time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha....
Captain: Take off every 'Zig'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Zig'.
Captain: For great Justice.

You made me remember "Anders Limpar's Proffs Fotboll"! Arrgh! :gripe:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/222458

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/295929

Two other versions of AYB. The first is a rhapsody version, the other is a tribute after 10 years of AYB.

Here is a flash version:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/media/386.gif

Personally, I believe this thread should be stickied. It's already recognized in the description when you look under the link for this sub-forum

Since this thread has not disappeared yet...

And no, the following is not proper German. It's as bad as the translation it's based on.

The “All Your Base” Speech in Full (With Annotations)

Here, Kennedy is referring to the start of the Cold War:

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In A.D. 1947
Krieg war anfangend.

In A.D. 1947
War was beginning.
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What started the war, he ponders:

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Was macht?

What happen ?
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His answer? The invention of the atomic bomb.

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Jemand stellte auf uns die Bombe.

Someone set up us the bomb.
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Kennedy now taking the audience back to his historic last-minute diplomacy with then Russian Premier Georg Harrison:

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Wir erhalten Signal.
Was !
Hauptschirm schalte ein.

We get signal.
What !
Main screen turn on.
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Kennedy’s famous opening words to the Soviet Premier:

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Es ist Sie !!

It's you !!
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Harrison's pitiful attempt to evade the key issues is summed up here:

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Wie sind Sie Sanftmänner !!

How are you gentlemen !!
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The heart of the speech, and the nub of the peace talks. Kennedy jumps straight in and announces the seizure of the Cuban bases to the as yet unknowing Soviets:

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Ganze Ihre Stützpunkt sind gehören uns.

All your base are belong to us.
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Harrison’s reaction is a typical knee-jerk display of Soviet bravado:

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Sie sind auf der Weg zu Zerstörung.

You are on the way to destruction.
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Kennedy pretends not to have understood: an interesting gambit.

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Was du sagen!!

What you say !!
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Harrison now clearly overcompensating for his weak tactical position. It's plain to see that Kennedy's got him on the ropes.

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Sie haben keine Chance zu überleben bilden Ihre Zeit.

You have no chance to survive make your time.
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Notice how Kennedy makes light of Harrison’s idle threats. This is the finishing blow. And, yes, that's how they laugh in Japan. I mean, Russia.

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Ke Ke Ke Ke Ke ....

Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
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Ending on a triumphant note, Kennedy puts past victories behind him and returns to the present. "Take off every Zig." He implores the assembled Berliners, "For Great Justice".

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Kapitän !!
Nehmen ab jedes ' Zig ' !!
Wissen sie, was sie machen.
Verschieben sie ' Zig '.
Für große Justiz.

Captain !!
Take off every 'Zig'!!
You know what you doing.
Move 'Zig'.
For great justice.
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He retires to a standing ovation.

Here is a flash version:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/media/386.gif

Personally, I believe this thread should be stickied. It's already recognized in the description when you look under the link for this sub-forum
I don't quite follow. What you just posted is not a flash version, it is a .gif. I posted a link to the page with the same .gif, which had a link to a flash version (in case you didn't notice). :confused:

I don't quite follow. What you just posted is not a flash version, it is a .gif. I posted a link to the page with the same .gif, which had a link to a flash version (in case you didn't notice). :confused:

sorry. i'm what some call "technologically impaired". i put it on here so that people could see it without having to use a link.

Oh. Anyway the real flash version is here: http://allyourbase-arebelongto.us/images/AYB.swf
Kinda the same but older thing as what was posted above.
EDIT: IT DOESN'T WORK!! Y n0t??

In A.D. 1917, October revolution was beginning.

Nicholas II: What happen?
Soldier: Somebody set us up the revolution.
Messenger: We get commies.
Nicholas II: What!
Messenger: Main letter open.
Nicholas II: (reading letter) It’s you!!
Lenin: How are you gentlemen!!
Lenin: All your means of production are belong to us.
Lenin: You are on the way to socialism.
Nicholas II: What he write!!
Lenin: You have no chance to exploit the proletariat make your time.
Lenin: Ha ha ha ha ….
Messenger: Czar!
Nicholas II: Take off every ‘kulak’!!
Nicholas II: You know what you doing.
Nicholas II: Move ‘kulak”.
Nicholas II: For great feudalism.

In A.D. 1917, October revolution was beginning.

Nicholas II: What happen?
Soldier: Somebody set us up the revolution.
Messenger: We get commies.
Nicholas II: What!
Messenger: Main letter open.
Nicholas II: (reading letter) It’s you!!
Lenin: How are you gentlemen!!
Lenin: All your means of production are belong to us.
Lenin: You are on the way to socialism.
Nicholas II: What he write!!
Lenin: You have no chance to exploit the proletariat make your time.
Lenin: Ha ha ha ha ….
Messenger: Czar!
Nicholas II: Take off every ‘kulak’!!
Nicholas II: You know what you doing.
Nicholas II: Move ‘kulak”.
Nicholas II: For great feudalism.
In A.D. 2001, Iraqi war was beginning.

Hussein: What happen?
Soldier: Somebody set us up the war.
Messenger: We get yankees.
Hussein: What!
Messenger: Main TV turn on.
Hussein: It’s you!!
Bush: How are you gentlemen!!
Bush: All your base are belong to the U.S.
Bush: You are on the way to democracy.
Hussein: What he write!!
Bush: You have no chance to make guerilla make your time.
Bush: Ha ha ha ha ….
Messenger: Dictator!
Hussein: Take off every ‘fez’!!
Hussein: You know what you doing.
Hussein: Move ‘fez”.
Hussein: For great dictatorship.

In 1774, revolution was beginning.

King: What happen?
Advisor: Somebody set up us the tea.
Underling: We get diplomat
King: What!?
Underling: Main door turn open
King: It's you!
Franklin: How are you gentlemen!
Franklin: All your colonies are belong to themselves.
Franklin: You are on the way to being slightly less immensely powerful than you are already.
King: What he say!?
Franklin: You have no chance to put down rebellion make your time.
Franklin: A penny saved is a penny earned...
King: Take off every "man'o'war"!
King: You know what you doing.
King: Move "man'o'war".
King: For great justice.

Okay, none of you are making any sense! There's nothing between Ha ha ha ha... and Take off every 'Zig'.

In AD 1941, war was beginning.
Roosevelt: What happen?
Advisor: Somebody set us up the harbor!
Other Advisor: We get Zero!
Roosevelt: What!
Other Advisor: Main radio turn on.
Jap: How ale you gentremen!!
Jap: Arr youl Hawaii ale berong to us.
Jap: You ale on the way to destluction.
Roosevelt: What you say!
Jap: You have no chance to take plisonels make youl malines.
Jap: Ha ha ha ha...
Roosevelt: Take off every 'Ship'.
Roosevelt: You know what you doing.
Roosevelt: Move 'Ship'.
Roosevelt: For great freedom.

Okay, none of you are making any sense! There's nothing between Ha ha ha ha... and Take off every 'Zig'.

It's supposed to make sense?:confused:

In the year of our Lord 1501, a great war hath begun.

King: What doth take place?
Servant: Those fiends hath set up us the gunpowder weapon of destruction.
Messenger: Sire, a message hath been bestowed upon us.
King: Darest thou repeat thyself!
Messenger: In the main hall of our castle great, our enemy hath appeared!
King: Thou it be, foulest of them all!
CATS: I bid ye good-den, king and servingmen.
CATS: All thine kingdom doth now belongest to us.
CATS: Thou art on the path to the greatest of destructions.
King: What hast thou spoken now, foe!
CATS: Thy hast no chance to survive, fools! Makest thou the last moments of thine life.
CATS: I shaketh with laughter over thy stupidity, o king!
Messenger: My lord?
King: Send out every zig rider to the last man!
King: Thy knowest what done must be.
King: Zigs, go forth with haste!
King: For our cause is just, and may the lord show us mercy.

That was awesome!!!

Brace yourself, 'cause I've got a truckload more... ;)

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In 1492, exploration was beginning

Chief: What happen?
Tribesman 1: Somebody set up us the smallpox.
Tribesman 2: We get canoe-house.
Chief: What!?
Tribesman 2: Main greeting turn on.
Chief: It's you!
Columbus: How are you gentlemen!?
Columbus: All your gold are belong to us!
Columbus: You are on the way to being our colony.
Chief: What he say!?
Columbus: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Columbus: Ha ha ha ha...
Chief: Take off every "canoe"!
Chief: You know what you doing.
Chief: Move "canoe".
Chief: For great not-getting-killed.


Please note that the second line is "Somebody set up us the bomb", not "Somebody set us up the bomb". While the second is remotely close to grammatically correct, having the verb before the noun just adds to the effect.

Narrator: In A.D. 2001, war was beginning...

Bush: What happen?
Mayor of New York: Somebody set up us the terror attacks!
Cheney: We get signal.
Rove: What the?
Cheney: Main screen turn on.
Bush: It's you!!
Osama bin Laden: How are you gentlemen!!
Osama bin Laden: All your WTC are belong to us.
Osama bin Laden: You are on the way to destruction!
Bush: (hearing aid losing its battery) What you say???
Osama bin Laden:You have no chance to survive make your time.
Osama bin Laden: HAHAHA!
Bush:Take off every marine!
Bush: I know what I doing.
Bush: Move marines.
Bush: For great Poland.


2 years later, as Saddam was captured...

In A.D. 2003 Bush's other war was beginning...

Al-Qaeda leader: What happen?
Osama bin Laden: Somebody captured up us the Saddam.
Al-Qaeda leader: We get message.
Osama bin Laden: ???
Al-Qaeda leader: Main phone pick up.
Al-Qaeda leader: It's you!!
Bush: How are you terrorists!!
Bush: All your oil are belong to U.S.
Bush: You will also be on the way to destruction!
Al-Qaeda leader: Whaaaa?!
Bush: You have no chance to retrieve your oil, you will die!
Bush: HAHAHA!
Osama: Take off every suicide bomber!
Al-Qaeda leader: You know what you doing?!
Osama: Move suicide bomber.
Osama: For great jihad.

In A.D. 1, life was beginning.
Mary: What happen?
Joseph: Somebody set you up the semen.
Angel: We get hark.
Mary: What!
Angel: Main shaft of light turn on.
Mary: It's you!
God: How are you gentlemen and woman?
God: All your baby are come from me.
God: You have no chance sleep at this hotel make your manger.
God: Ha ha ha ha...
Mary: Take off every 'Womb'.
Mary: You know what you doing.
Mary: Move 'Womb'.
Mary: For great Jesus.

Joseph: Somebody set you up the semen.

What did I just say? It's "Somebody set up you the semen", silly

Please note that the second line is "Somebody set up us the bomb", not "Somebody set us up the bomb". While the second is remotely close to grammatically correct, having the verb before the noun just adds to the effect.

See? There, I said it:rolleyes:

Oops. :blush:

This is turning into a fine art...

In A.D 2004, war was beginning.
Jeremie: What happen?
Odd: Someone set up us the tower!
Aelita: We get signal.
Jeremie: What!
Aelita: Main window turn open.
Jeremie: It's you!
XANA: How are you gentlemen!!
XANA: All your Earth are belong to me.
XANA: You are on the way to destruction.
Jeremie: What you say!
XANA: You have no chance to deactivate tower make your time.
XANA: Ha ha ha ha...
Jeremie: Take off every 'Scanner'.
Jeremie: You know what you doing.
Jeremie: Move 'Scanner'.
Jeremie: For great return to the past now.
http://www.codelyoko.net/

Beautiful. We need more people...

In AD April 2007
Merger was beginning
*ban*
Thunderfall: What happen?
Whomp: Somebody set up us the junk.
Chieftess: We get PM.
Thunderfall: What!
Chieftess: Main forum log on.
Thunderfall: It's you!!
DanQ: How are you gentlemen!!
DanQ: All your post are belong to us.
DanQ: You are on the way to junction.
Thunderfall: What you say!!
DanQ: You have no chance to survive make you merge.
DanQ: Ha ha ha ha....
Thunderfall: Take off every 'OT'!!
Thunderfall: You know what you doing.
Thunderfall: Move 'OT'.
Thunderfall: For great Fanatic.

:rolleyes:

For those of us who get it, that's actually quite good. :)

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.

Homosexual Captain: What happen ?
Homosexual Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Homosexual Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
Fred Phelps: God hates you, you dirty fags!!
Fred Phelps: All your dirty stinking fag base are belong to us.
Fred Phelps: You are on the way to damnation.
Captain: What you say !!
Fred Phelps: You have no chance to be forgiven make your time.
Fred Phelps: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'Fag' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Fag'.
Captain: For great justice.

In AD April 2007
Merger was beginning
*ban*
Thunderfall: What happen?
Whomp: Somebody set up us the junk.
Chieftess: We get PM.
Thunderfall: What!
Chieftess: Main forum log on.
Thunderfall: It's you!!
DanQ: How are you gentlemen!!
DanQ: All your post are belong to us.
DanQ: You are on the way to junction.
Thunderfall: What you say!!
DanQ: You have no chance to survive make you merge.
DanQ: Ha ha ha ha....
Thunderfall: Take off every 'OT'!!
Thunderfall: You know what you doing.
Thunderfall: Move 'OT'.
Thunderfall: For great Fanatic.

:rolleyes:
Total lawlz!!

http://ayborly.ytmnd.com/
If the audio and pics are out of sync try F5.

(HG Wells, War of the Worlds)

General: What happen?
Liutenant: Somebody set up us the spaceship!
Scientist: We get signal!
General: What!?!
Scientist: Main Telegraph operate begin
Martian: How are you men!
Martian: All your Land belong to us
Martian: You are on the way to vaporize!
General: What it say!
Martian: You have no time defend make you times
Martian: Ulla Ulla Ulla Ulla!
General: Take off every earth
General: You know what we doing
General: Move earth
General: For greater man

CEO: What happen?
Broker: Somebody set us up the stock!
Advisor: We get signal!
CEO: What!
Advisor: Main Screen on
Rival: How are you gentlemen!
Rival: All your profit belong to us!
CEO: What he say!
Rival: You have no time save yourselves make
Rival: Mwah ha ha ha!
CEO: Take out every share
CEO: Move every dollar
CEO: For make greater profit!

Thunderfall: What happen?
Moderator: Somebody set up us the spam
Moderator #2: We get PM
Thunderfall: What?
Moderator #2: PM window turn on
Thunderfall: Its you!
Perfection: How are you moderators?
Perfection: All your forum are belong to me
Perfection: You have no chance to delete spam, make your time
Perfection: Ha ha ha
Thunderfall: Take off every mod
Thunderfall: You know what you doing
Thunderfall: Delete Spam
Thunderfall: For great justice

nice! It's great to see thief thread finally revived.

In AD 2352, Halo 2 was beginning
Hood: What happen?
Cortana: Covenant set up us the bomb.
Ship Operator: We get message.
Hood: What!
Ship Operator: Main screen turn on.
Hood: Its you!!!
Regret: How are you gentlemen!!!
Regret: All your earth are belong to us.
Regret: You are on the way to destruction.
Hood: What you say!
Regret: You have no chance to survive glassing make your time.
Regret: Ha ha ha.
Hood: Take off every Pelican.
Hood: You know what you doing.
Hood: Move Pelican.
Hood: For great justice.

In AD 2007 War was beginning

Captain Price: What happen?
Command: Somebody set up us the nuke
Soap: We get signal
Price: What?
Command: Main cell phone turn on
Price: Its you!
Zakhaev: How are you gentlemen!
Zakhaev: All your missile base are belong to us
Zakhaev: You are on the way to destruction
Price: What you say?
Zakhaev: You have no chance to survive make your time
Zakhaev: Ha ha ha
Price: Move out every soldier
Price: You know what you doing
Price: Shoot Pistol
Price: Soap, for great justice

Nice! Can't wait for the Halo 3 one...

Still in AD 2352, Halo 3 was going through level 2.
Keyes: What happen?
Johnson: We must set up Covenant the bomb.
Base Operator: We get signal!
Keyes: What!
Base Operator: Main screen turn on!
Keyes: Its' you!
Truth: How are you gentlewoman!!!
Truth: All your jungle base are belong to us.
Truth: You are on the way to holy destruction.
Keyes: What you say!
Truth: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Truth: Hahaha!
Keyes: Take off every 'Master Chief'.
Keyes: You know what you doing.
Keyes: Move 'Master Chief'
Keyes: For great justice.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f4/Wp_ayb.gif

What's pov?

Point of view?

SS-18 ICBM: What have you done to your avatar???

In 2008 AD, Super Bowl XLII was beginning.
T. Coughlin: What happen?
Asst. Coach: Somebody set us up the kickoff.
E. Manning: We get football!
T. Coughlin: What?
Asst. Coach: Starting offense turn on!
T. Coughlin: It's you!
B. Belichick: How are you gentlemen!
B. Belichick: All your trophy are belong to us!
B. Belichick: You are on the way to losing.
T. Coughlin: What you say!
B. Belichick: You have no chance to score make your time.
B. Belichick: Hahaha!
T. Coughlin: Take off every "Giant".
T. Coughlin: You know what you doing.
T. Coughlin: Move "Giant".
T. Coughlin: For great victory.

In the year 1939,
Lebensraum was beginning.

Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the telegram.
Operator 2: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator 2: Mainscreen turn on!
Captain: It's you!
Hitler: How are you, Czech infidels of the great Satan?
Hitler: All your country are belong to us.
Captain: What you say!!
Hitler: You are on way to becoming part of an anti-Semitic country.
Hitler: You have no chance to survive, make your time.
Hitler: Ha-ha-ha!
Captain: Crap.

http://ayborly.ytmnd.com/
If the audio and pics are out of sync try F5.

I actually thought it was okay... the end sucked

From the intro of the game Hard Head 2

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9306/hardhead2kz1.png

1. What exactly is that?
2. Could you put it in a spoiler? It's huge and loads slowly.

I'm writing on a major novel sequel named "EPIX".
It will be aparted in five books, "Revealment", "Reborn", "Upgrade", "Vendetta" and "Changes".
It will be a mix of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Narnia, 007 series, Harry Potter, Star Wars etc.
It will basiclly be epic.
This is in the third book, "Upgrade":

The huge ghost ship was going through the dry plains, as a missile was striking the back of it.
Eric: What happen?
Desert Agent Nauler (On the front of the ship): Duh, we got attacked by missile.
(Eric's cell phone calls)
Eric (Going down to lower deck): I got a video call. Fast, main screen on!
Hee Tooler appears on the screen.
Hee Tooler: Morning, ladies and gentlemen.
Eric: Oh, for crying out loud. You again!
Hee Tooler: All your lifes and minds are belong to me.
Eric: Never!
Hee Tooler: Be one of my anti-respected slaves, or vanish!
Hee Tooler is laughing discreticly.
Hee Tooler: You have no chance to see time again.
Eric: I rather eat lobster in front of starving children.

What he don't know is that he is going to do it five days later.

EPIX Coming Soon

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In the year 1939,
Lebensraum was beginning.

Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the telegram.
Operator 2: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator 2: Mainscreen turn on!
Captain: It's you!
Hitler: How are you, Czech infidels of the great Satan?
Hitler: All your country are belong to us.
Captain: What you say!!
Hitler: You are on way to becoming part of an anti-Semitic country.
Hitler: You have no chance to survive, make your time.
Hitler: Ha-ha-ha!
Captain: Crap.
I though it was Poland.

In A.D. 2008 War was beginning

GOP BASE: What happen?
PUNDIT: Somebody set up us the RINO.
PUNDIT: We get signal.
GOP BASE: What!
PUNDIT: TV camera turn on.
GOP BASE: It's You!!
MCCAIN: How are you gentlemen!!
MCCAIN: All your delegate are belong to us.
MCCAIN: You are on the way to destruction.
GOP BASE: What you say!!
MCCAIN: You have no chance to survive make your time.
MCCAIN: Ha Ha Ha Ha ….
GOP BASE: Take off every "donation."
GOP BASE: You know what you doing.
GOP BASE: Remove "donation".
GOP BASE: For great justice.

AD 2101―
A war has begun.
Captain: Tell me what on Earth has happened?
Engineer: It seems someone has installed explosives unnoticed.
Communication operator: Captain! We've received a signal!
Captain: What!?
Communication operator: Visual incoming on the main screen.
Captain: You!?
CATS: You seem to be fairly preoccupied, gentlemen? (with sarcasm)
CATS: With help from the Federation Government forces, we, CATS, have taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Before long, your ship will meet its end as well.
Captain: It-It can't be...!
CATS: I thank you for your cooperation.
CATS: Cherish these few remaining moments of your lives.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ha...
Communication operator: Captain....
Captain: I order all ZIG units to launch!!
Captain: They're all we have left―
Captain: ―to entrust the hope of our future...
Captain: I believe in you, ZIG!!

I though it was Poland.September '39. Czechoslovakia was under German control since March.

Just when you thought it couldn't butcher English any worse...

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In the beginning, Creation was starting.

Adam: What happen?
Eve: Somebody set up us the forbidden fruit.
Serpent: We get signal.
Adam: What!
Serpent: Message go on.
Adam: It's you!!
God: How are you creatures!!
God: All your freedom are belong to me.
God: You are on your way to destruction.
Adam: What you say!!
God: You have no chance to survive make your time.
God: Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
Eve: Adam!!
Adam: Take off everyone.
Adam: We know what we doing.
Adam: Move everyone.
Adam: For great humanity.

It doesn't make much sense. So sue me.

In A.D. 1800some
Slavery was continuing.

Father: What happen?
Mother: Somebody set up us the plantation.
Daughter: We get shadow.
Father: What!
Mother: All eyes look up.
Father: It's you!!
Overlord: How are you black workers?
Overlord: All your labour are belong to me.
Overlord: You are on the way to nowhere.
Father: What you say!!
Overlord: You have no chance to break free, make my bed.
Overlord: *whip whip whip whip*
Daughter: Father!!
Father: Take off every slave!
Father: We know what we doing.
Father: Move to Canada.
Father: For bright future.

In Team Fortress 2, War was beginning.

BLU Heavy: Vat happen?
BLU Engineer: Somebody done set up us the demoman!
BLU Engineer 2: We're getting a signal!
BLU Heavy: Vat!!
BLU Engineer 2: Main screens' turnin' on!
BLU Heavy: It's yu!
RED Spy: How are you gentlemen?
RED Spy: All your control points are now the property of RED.
BLU Heavy: Vat you say?
RED Spy: I do believe our demoman have made sure you have no chance to survive make your time.
RED Spy: Ha ha ha ha.
BLU Heavy: Take off every 'Pyro'.
BLU Heavy: You know what you doing.
BLU Heavy: Move Pyro.
BLU Heavy: For great spy-check.

In Masyaf, invasion was beginning.

Al-Mualim: What happen?
Archer: Somebody set up us the traitor.
Assassin: We get message.
Al-Mualim: What!!
Assassin: Main gate going down.
Al-Mualim: It's you!!
Robert de Sable: How are you Assassins?
Robert de Sable: All your fortress are belong to us.
Al-Mualim: What you say!!
Robert de Sable: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Robert de Sable: Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
Al-Mualim: Take off every 'Altair'.
Al-Mualim: You know what you doing.
Al-Mualim: Move 'Altair'.
Al-Mualim: For great assassination.

In 2014 AD, war was beginning.

Greek Leader: What happen?
Advisor: Somebody set us up the missile?
Greek Leader: What!!
Advisor: Main telephone pick up.
Turk Leader: How are you greeks!
Turk Leader: All your base are belong to us.
Greek Leader: What you say!!
Turk Leader: You have no chance make your time.
Turk Leader: Tchehehe.
Greek Leader: Hide in every 'Bunker'.
Greek Leader: You know what you doing.
Greek Leader: Find 'Bunker'.
Greek Leader: For great guerilla warfare.

In 2014 AD, war was beginning.

Greek Leader: What happen?
Advisor: Somebody set us up the missile?
Greek Leader: What!!
Advisor: Main telephone pick up.
Turk Leader: How are you greeks!
Turk Leader: All your base are belong to us.
Greek Leader: What you say!!
Turk Leader: You have no chance make your time.
Turk Leader: Tchehehe.
Greek Leader: Hide in every 'Bunker'.
Greek Leader: You know what you doing.
Greek Leader: Find 'Bunker'.
Greek Leader: For great guerilla warfare.

Come on, at least provide names...

http://ayborly.ytmnd.com/
If the audio and pics are out of sync try F5.

"All your base ae belong to us."

"O RLY"

"YA RLY"

:bump: This thread must live on.

Here is one of mine...

The Spanish Armada!

In AD 1588
War was beginning
*ships move to the English Channel*
Queen Elizabeth: What happen?
English War Minister: Somebody set up us the Armada.
English Foreign Advisor: We get message.
Lizzy: What!
EFA: Let in him.
Lizzy: It's you!!
King Phillip II: How are you gentlemen!!
Phil: All your England are belong to us.
Phil: You are on the way to Catholicism.
Lizzy: What you say!!
Phil: You have no chance to survive make you time.
Phil: Ha ha ha ha....
Lizzy: Take off every 'Ship'!!
Lizzy: You know what you doing.
Lizzy: Move 'Ship'.
Lizzy: For great Anglicanism.

Ok, I based this on something in the Tom Petty documentry, where there's a lot of legal tangles with the record company and they're subpoeneing his notebooks, so he hides them.

In A.D. 1979
Record was beginning.
Tom Petty: What happen ?
Benmont: Somebody set up us the lawsuit.
Mike: We get letter.
Tom Petty: What !
Mike: Main letter open.
Tom Petty: It's you !!
Evil Record Company People: How are you gentlemen !!
Evil Record Company People: All your songs are belong to us.
Evil Record Company People: You are on the way to destruction.
Tom Petty: What you say !!
Evil Record Company People: You have no chance to survive make your record.
Evil Record Company People: Ha ha ha ha ....
Mike: Tom Petty !!
Tom Petty: Hide every 'notebook'!!!
Tom Petty: You know what you doing.
Tom Petty: Move 'NOTEBOOK'.
Tom Petty: For great music.

In A.D. 2008
Financial meltdown was beginning
Paulson: What happen ?
Analyst: Somebody set up us the subprime mortgage.
Bernanke: We get message.
Paulson: What !
Bernanke: Main screen turn on.
Paulson: It's you !!
Bankers: How are you gentlemen !!
Bankers: All your credit are belong to us.
Bankers: You are on the way to recession.
Paulson: What you say !!
Bankers: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Bankers: Ha ha ha ha ....
Bernanke: Paulson !!
Paulson: Take off 'bailout'!!
Paulson: You know what you doing.
Paulson: Move 'bailout'.
Paulson: For great economy.

In AD 1664
Plague was beginning
*Cough*
Charles II of England: What happen?
Advisor: Somebody set up us the infected Merchants.
Second Advisor: We get messanger.
Charles II of England: What!
Second Advisor: I open main door.
Charles II of England: It's you!!
Louis XIV: How are you gentlemen!!
Louis XIV: All your health are belong to us.
Louis XIV: You are on the way to death by plague.
Charles II of England: What you say!!
Louis XIV: You have no chance to survive plague make you time.
Louis XIV: Ha ha ha ha....
Charles II of England: Take off every 'Doctor'!!
Charles II of England: You know what you doing.
Charles II of England: Move 'Doctor'.
Charles II of England: For great cure.

A DYOS one...

In AD2008
War was beginning
*explosion*
CivGeneral: :confused:
Thorvald: :shifty: set up us the :backstab:.
Bjorn: We get signal.

:bump:

CivGeneral: What!
Bjorn: :badcomp: turn on.
CivGeneral: It's you!!

:bump:

SAC: :hatsoff:!!
SAC: All your avatars are belong to us.
SAC: You are on the way to :assimilate:.

:bump:

Captain: :wow:!!
CATS: You have :nope: chance to survive make you :please:.
CATS: :mwaha:

:bump:

CivGeneral: Take off every 'cruiser'!!
CivGeneral: You know what you doing.
CivGeneral: Hyperspace 'cruiser'.

:bump:

CivGeneral: For great freedom!

Warning! Swenglish language.

Aar 2101 äfter Kristian, the waret beginnade.
Pang!
Kaptein: Va häppende?
Öperätör: Någnböddy bomba oss.
Öperätör 2: Vi getter signaalet.
Kaptein: Vad getter? Bää?
Kaptein: It isar dyou.
KATTER: Haw mår una, gentellherrar?
KATTER: Alla baser belångar tool uss.
KATTER: Dyou und alla come destrojjas.
Kaptein: Woot sa dyou!?
KATTER: Dyou hava noll chans to sörviva. Mäcka dyoun timmar.
KATTER: Asg (LOL).
Kaptein: Tacka alla croosar.
Kaptein: Dyou nöwwar va dyou döar.
Kaptain: Hipperspejsade croosar.
Kaptain: För ore justitseminister.

Let's do some CS action!

In AD 2008
cs_crackhouse was beginning
SEAL: What happen?
SIGN: Somebody set up us the round.
Special Forces: We get chat message.
SEAL: What!
Special Forces: I see who it is.
SEAL: It's you!!
Arctic Avenger: How are you CT's!!
Arctic Avenger: All your hosties are belong to us.
Arctic Avenger: You are on the way to T victory.
SEAL: What you say!!
Arctic Avenger: You have no chance to win go AFK.
Arctic Avenger: Ha ha ha ha....
SEAL: Send out every 'CT'!!
SEAL: You know what you doing.
SEAL: Move 'CT'.
SEAL: For great CT win.

Google's translation. Which is more accurate?

2101
The war has just begun.
Captain: What do the words and [sic]!
The engineer: someone, such as bomb-making.
Communications officer: Captain! Communications have joined!
Captain: What!
Communications officer: the vision comes to the main screen.
Captain: Oh you!
CATS: You do not look to the past, gentlemen.
CATS: military cooperation with the federal government allows you to our base, all we have CATS.
CATS: You also our ship, now it will end.
Captain: If penal fit!
CATS: you, we thank you for your cooperation.
CATS: at most, remaining life, the important advance made.
CATS: HAHHAHHAHHAHHAッ
Communications officer: captain.
Captain: ZIG marching orders to all the machines! !
Captain: I have to charge them.
Captain: We hope to the future
Captain: beg you. ZIG! !

In A.D. 2008
Obama was winning.

McCain: What happen?
Davis: Somebody set up us the lose.
Palin: We get signal.
McCain: What !
Palin: Main screen turn on.
McCain: It's you !!
Obama: How are you gentlemen !!
Obama: All your vote are beswing to me.
Obama: You are on the way to disgrace.
McCain: What you say !!
Obama: You have no chance to rebound, plan your retirement.
Obama: Ha ha ha ha ....
Palin: Johnny !!
McCain: Take off every 'Smear'!!
McCain: You know what you doing.
McCain: Fling 'Mud'.
McCain: For Rovian fear tactics.

Since this thread has not disappeared yet...

And no, the following is not proper German. It's as bad as the translation it's based on.

The “All Your Base” Speech in Full (With Annotations)

Here, Kennedy is referring to the start of the Cold War:

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In A.D. 1947
Krieg war anfangend.

In A.D. 1947
War was beginning.
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What started the war, he ponders:

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Was macht?

What happen ?
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His answer? The invention of the atomic bomb.

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Jemand stellte auf uns die Bombe.

Someone set up us the bomb.
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Kennedy now taking the audience back to his historic last-minute diplomacy with then Russian Premier Georg Harrison:

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Wir erhalten Signal.
Was !
Hauptschirm schalte ein.

We get signal.
What !
Main screen turn on.
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Kennedy’s famous opening words to the Soviet Premier:

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Es ist Sie !!

It's you !!
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Harrison's pitiful attempt to evade the key issues is summed up here:

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Wie sind Sie Sanftmänner !!

How are you gentlemen !!
--------------------

The heart of the speech, and the nub of the peace talks. Kennedy jumps straight in and announces the seizure of the Cuban bases to the as yet unknowing Soviets:

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Ganze Ihre Stützpunkt sind gehören uns.

All your base are belong to us.
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Harrison’s reaction is a typical knee-jerk display of Soviet bravado:

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Sie sind auf der Weg zu Zerstörung.

You are on the way to destruction.
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Kennedy pretends not to have understood: an interesting gambit.

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Was du sagen!!

What you say !!
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Harrison now clearly overcompensating for his weak tactical position. It's plain to see that Kennedy's got him on the ropes.

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Sie haben keine Chance zu überleben bilden Ihre Zeit.

You have no chance to survive make your time.
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Notice how Kennedy makes light of Harrison’s idle threats. This is the finishing blow. And, yes, that's how they laugh in Japan. I mean, Russia.

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Ke Ke Ke Ke Ke ....

Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
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Ending on a triumphant note, Kennedy puts past victories behind him and returns to the present. "Take off every Zig." He implores the assembled Berliners, "For Great Justice".

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Kapitän !!
Nehmen ab jedes ' Zig ' !!
Wissen sie, was sie machen.
Verschieben sie ' Zig '.
Für große Justiz.

Captain !!
Take off every 'Zig'!!
You know what you doing.
Move 'Zig'.
For great justice.
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He retires to a standing ovation.

Lulz:lol:

That is a hilarious interpretation.