This thread is for "Only in (insert country/region name)..." jokes

Example:

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

This thread is for "Only in (insert country/region name)..." jokes

Example:

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.But we do that too...

I hereby declare this thread dead. Nobody post here. Ever.

why?
(10 chars)

You start a thread to kill it?

You start a thread to kill it?Only in America.

Only in America.

Touché. ;)

I declared it dead because it stunk, but then I saw posts #5,6, and 7.

This thread may hold promise after all...

Only in Romania do girls use CDs as mirrors. :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AM3g1OwOBY

^ This thread ASKED for this video. :D

Only in Britain are pantomines banned from throwing sweets at the audiance... :p

Only In England a pizza arrives before a ambulance.

Only In England a pizza arrives before a ambulance.

Only in kristopherb's house does that happen. ;)

only in Portugal... you kill someone today, are catch 2 years from now, get judged 8 years from now and finally go to prison 10 years from now, to have a sentence of 5 years... (this is an example; but in here, it's really long time to get caught (if they ever arrive to the point of be able to caught you...) and court processes take centuries to happen)

(don't worry, Maddie has got high-priority, our cops don't want to do a bad figure... and the British (sensationalist) press doesn't help...)

Only in France a guy get elected after promising actions to help people facing cost of life and decides to raise his own salary by 140%...and almost everyone find it "not well-timed but normal"

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/effort.jpg

Only in France can you retire somewhere around age 40.

Only in Sweden it is normal for a grown adult to drink milk.

Only in Sweden it is normal for a grown adult to drink milk.


Only in Portugal it is normal for a young teenager to drink beer.

^ Not really. :p

Only in Romania can the 3 main sites of the government be down for 3 days in a row.

Only in Portugal Poland it is normal for a young teenager to drink beer.


Fixed. ;) Somewhat true though... :crazyeye:

Only in England a person orders a large pizza a large chips and a diet coke.

Only in America there is a need for garages.

Only in America there is a need for garages.

Only in Sweden that people think, Only in America there is a need for garages.

Only in this thread could it turn trolly. :splat:

Only in America is everyone rather large. :mischief:

Only in England a person orders a large pizza a large chips and a diet coke.

It tastes better! :mad: :gripe: :aargh:

I thought that large pizza tastes the same as a regular one. Same with fries.

Well... I guess it's different in japan... :p

I thought that large pizza tastes the same as a regular one. Same with fries.

Well... I guess it's different in japan... :p

You don't even want to know what Japanese pizza is like. But I'll tell you anyway: they totally butcher them with mayonnaise.

Japanese Diet Coke also tastes minutely different in a hard to pin down kind of way.

I don't know how I survive here.

Only in Korea are Geeks cool

Only in England a person orders a large pizza a large chips and a diet coke.

Except that in England they're not called that, they're called crisps;)

Only in Korea are Geeks cool

Which Korea?

Only in America there is a need for garages.

That's because of our big-ass cars. You Europeans can fit yours in the closet.

Which Korea?Both.That's because of our big-ass cars. You Europeans can fit yours in the closet.It was MIT (yes, in America) that developed cars which you can fit 8 into a normal parking spot.

Only in Switzerland have I seen a parking spot for women. It was wider than normal but still narrowed then the disabled spot :)

Except that in England they're not called that, they're called crisps.

Except that they actually do have chips in England. They call them fries in the US.

Except that they actually do have chips in England. They call them fries in the US.

I knew that, but who in their right mind eats those with pizza? Even chips/crisps are stretching it a bit.

I knew that, but who in their right mind eats those with pizza?

Evidently, the English.

At least, the English eat chips with their pizza; whether they are in their right mind is not something I am able or qualified to determine.

Only in Northern Norway, there are Dragons.

Only in Northern Finland, there is Santa.

Only in Northern Korea, there are communist countries.

Only in Africa is witchcraft believed to cure AIDS.

http://x024.uploaderx.net/x/1189642284.jpg

Only In Pluto, you'll find an ex-planet

Only from the Sun, Uranus is pretty

Only In Uranus, seamen like to stay

Only in Uranus, people see a massive Black Hole

It's pronounced Yurahnus Not Yuraynes!

http://x024.uploaderx.net/x/1189642284.jpgwtf. How'd you do that?

Maybe he used the same color as the background
Try highlighting it. Still not sure what he did though.

Only in communist Russia dog walks you.
Only in America can you find half of your furniture at garage sales.
Only in the bathroom should one make the holy excrement.
Only in this post the beginnings of sentences repeat themselves.

And about Paradigm I think his Texanism allowed him to break the law of posting. It's sort of like the law of gravity, but if you break it you get fined 200 dollars. (By the way I don't hate Texas)

Maybe he used the same color as the background
Try highlighting it. Still not sure what he did though.
I highlighted and nothing.
I quoted and still nothing. You quote him and see what's there, nothing. I don't understand how he did it.

I swear I had a picture there. Now I don't know if I can find it again, LOL

I highlighted and nothing.
I quoted and still nothing. You quote him and see what's there, nothing. I don't understand how he did it.

It was a picture with a pancake. Believe me, he had a pic there. :)

Only in france will she "keel ur" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25AsfkriHQc&feature=related).

Only in Sweden people say hello when they leave.

But it's that way in Hawaii too.

And in France, 'Salut' means hello and goodbye. :)

And in France, 'Salut' means hello and goodbye. :)


which is really similar to the english 'slut', which may say a bit about the French personality...

Only in Iraq are home movies of insurgent attacks sold.

And in France, 'Salut' means hello and goodbye. :)

Same in Romanian. And same word too. :)

Only in Iraq are home movies of insurgent attacks sold.

Only in America are home movies of rabid animal attacks sold.:lol:

Only in America are home movies of rabid animal attacks sold.:lol:

Only in Iran are tickets to public executions sold. :p

Same in Romanian. And same word too. :)
LIKE IN NUMA NUMA! :p

LIKE IN NUMA NUMA! :p

Yeah. Like in that stupid song. :p

Only in Iran are tickets to public executions sold. :p

Only in China is attempting to sell tickets to an execution punishable with execution.

Only in America...do they have the most food in the world. :mischief:
and the most diets to keep us from eating it :D

Only in America...do they have the most food in the world. :mischief:
and the most diets to keep us from eating it :D
QFT!!!11one :rotfl:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol:lol:lol:lol:

QFT!!!11one :rotfl:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol:lol:lol:lol:
I'm guessing you liked that one...:lol:

Here's one...

Only in America...do we complain constantly about the price of gas...and ignore a 4$ coffee from Starbucks. :crazyeye:

It may be 3$. I've never went to Starbucks :(

Only in America...do we complain constantly about the price of gas...and ignore a 4$ coffee from Starbucks. :crazyeye:


Only in America...do people complain constantly about the price of gas...and drive a big SUV.

only in Portugal... some people have really expensive cars and are homeless...

HEY! Let's all start a trend where we write "Only in [name of internet community]..."

Only in CivFanatics do we start trends as a joke.

Only in Singapore do people say "I tink Singlish is veli bad lar...."

(Some of you may not get this)
Only in /b/ is it thought that HALO is a pretty cool guy.

only in Portugal... some people have really expensive cars an are homeless...

:rotfl: that was a good one. I'll try to think of one for Poland, but i'm not to creative.

:rotfl: that was a good one. I'll try to think of one for Poland, but i'm not to creative.


sadly, what i wrote is true...
you don't need much creativity to think about these... just think about the truth!

Only in Christianity is putting ash on your head normal.

Only in Texas is putting a huge, barely necessary hat on your head normal.
(Turbans don't count as hats in my book.)

Only in Christianity is putting ash on your head normal.

No, just Catholicism. One of the interesting side effects of all those years of Catholic school was seeing who had ash on their foreheads and who had the clean foreheads. Like today, one of the lawyers in the place where I work came in sporting the forehead ash.

No, just Catholicism. One of the interesting side effects of all those years of Catholic school was seeing who had ash on their foreheads and who had the clean foreheads. Like today, one of the lawyers in the place where I work came in sporting the forehead ash.
Really? They do that at my school and it's an Anglican school.

Chips/Fries should be called - just like in Sweden - Strips.

Crisps/Potato Chips should be called Sliced Potato.

Only in Britain is putting extra letters into words considered to be better.

No, America just removed those letters.

Britain left them in. Lazy bums.

Only in America do people order the Super-Deluxe Upsized Burger meal with a diet coke

Only in Sweden...

http://www.bobungecopy.nu/bilder/celina.jpg

Only in Sweden 6 is "sex" and end is "slut".

Only in China RQLEXes with six-point-crowns are made.
Only in America they are bought via e-mail.

Only in Finland the CEO of the national broadcasting company publicly uses the F-word and does stupid stuff in Facebook

Only in France people will travel to some random country and expect everyone to speak French.

Only in Norway is the sales tax higher than the price of the item.

OK, it's 1/5. So sue me.

Yeah, I'm gonna sue you. I mean, that's like saying something like:
"Only in Iraq... is the number of U.S. soldiers killed each day the same as how many we send there each day.
"Okay, it's [insert ratio here]. So sue me."

Only in Iran are there no homosexuals.

Do people find digital watches a fantastic invention.

No we don't. :confused:

Only in Sweden... you find swedishguy

Whew. That's good:p

Only in Finland...

you swim in the icy waters and roll in the snow in winter...
but heat up a room to boiling point and stay there at summer.

Only in Sweden... you find swedishguy
Great, where can I download it? ;)

Only in Estonia... are people happy about having been occupied by Sweden.

Only in the airport everyone is a suspected terrorist.

EDIT... oh, but that ain't funny (and this is a humour forum).

Only in ggganzland... do jellyfish fight headcrabs and ALIENZ.

Only in mathematics is an asymptote real.

Only at my school is French history considered useful.;)

Only at my school is French history considered useful.;)


Only in my school is French considered totally useless (only my French teacher doesn't share the same opinion!)

;)

Only at my school do guys tell me that a girl likes my AFTER she asks me to hold her hand. :rolleyes: Way to go, Captain Obvious.

Only in ggganzland... do jellyfish fight headcrabs and ALIENZ.

Only at my school do guys tell me that a girl likes my AFTER she asks me to hold her hand. :rolleyes: Way to go, Captain Obvious.

Girls ask to hold your hand in gganzland... jellyfish fights headcrabs in the real world.

Only in Soviet Russia...
...road forks you!

Girls ask to hold your hand in gganzland... jellyfish fights headcrabs in the real world.
Sorry, where's gganzland? I live in ggganzland.

BTW that really did happen, the hand thing, I just don't really care that she likes me. I already have a crush on someone, but it isn't really a big enough crush for me even to want to do anything about it.

Only in Québec do you clear your driveway with a steamshovel.

Only on the Internet can you see, for free and without much consquences, can you see the depravity of man.