steviejay
Dec 10, 2007, 03:45 AM
Shamelessly 'borrowed' from 'Guardedly Optimistic' (and Digg)
iPod: It’ll break in a year, but by then you’ll want the new one.
Apple: You think you need it, we know you just want it.
Panasonic: Didn’t you mean to buy Sony?
Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.
Hummer: Get the attention you’ve always craved. While filling up the gas tank again.
Taco Bell: You’re drunk and we’re still open.
Zipcar: So convenient that you’ll ignore the high rates AND the dog hair.
Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!
UHaul: We don’t guarantee availability because we can get away with it.
PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, we’ll keep making them.
Ben and Jerry’s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?
Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.
McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.
Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available
Google: We just want to take over the world.
Twitter: What are you doing? How about now? ...and now?
Facebook: A free social network. Now valued at $15 billion!
Facebook: Find all the people from your past you've been trying so very hard to forget.
Blogger: We know you're simple too.
Wordpress: We ain't Blogger.
TheWeatherNetwork.com: If we were actually right sometimes, you'd be paying for this service.
Google: Someday the rest of you will learn how to search.
USA- will the last one to leave please switch off the light!!!
The Republican Party: We care about children. Until they're born.
TheWeatherNetwork.com: Any accurate weather forecast is purely coincidental...
Facebook - Finally speak to the hot chick you had a crush on in Grade 10!
Digg.com: You're not surfing the web on company time, you're "Buzz Monitoring".
MySpace-Lonely? Find your old high school GF and see if she wants to shag.
Google: Are we a verb yet?
Flickr: Where people can steal your high quality photos, ignoring Creative Commons licenses!
Apple: Selling you a pretty PC for a pretty penny.
Democrats-- We care about people. Until they vote for us
E-Vite: When you care enough to do the very least.
The Republican Party: Family values before the bedroom door closes.
Microsoft: "hehehe... what? No, that wasn't an evil laugh."
Google: I know what you did last summer!
Verizon: Can you bill me now?
StumbleUpon: C'mon, one more time. You know you want to.
Youtube: Because you have nothing better to do.
Coca Cola-Enjoy...your trip to the dentist.
Exxon-Mobil: That's right, drop 'em and grab your ankles...
Fox News: You people are so stupid.
Microsoft: Well fix it on the next release or service pack...
Digg.com: You can do your work later anyway.
iPhone: It sucks, but it is from Apple.
iPod: It’ll break in a year, but by then you’ll want the new one.
Apple: You think you need it, we know you just want it.
Panasonic: Didn’t you mean to buy Sony?
Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.
Hummer: Get the attention you’ve always craved. While filling up the gas tank again.
Taco Bell: You’re drunk and we’re still open.
Zipcar: So convenient that you’ll ignore the high rates AND the dog hair.
Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!
UHaul: We don’t guarantee availability because we can get away with it.
PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, we’ll keep making them.
Ben and Jerry’s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?
Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.
McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.
Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available
Google: We just want to take over the world.
Twitter: What are you doing? How about now? ...and now?
Facebook: A free social network. Now valued at $15 billion!
Facebook: Find all the people from your past you've been trying so very hard to forget.
Blogger: We know you're simple too.
Wordpress: We ain't Blogger.
TheWeatherNetwork.com: If we were actually right sometimes, you'd be paying for this service.
Google: Someday the rest of you will learn how to search.
USA- will the last one to leave please switch off the light!!!
The Republican Party: We care about children. Until they're born.
TheWeatherNetwork.com: Any accurate weather forecast is purely coincidental...
Facebook - Finally speak to the hot chick you had a crush on in Grade 10!
Digg.com: You're not surfing the web on company time, you're "Buzz Monitoring".
MySpace-Lonely? Find your old high school GF and see if she wants to shag.
Google: Are we a verb yet?
Flickr: Where people can steal your high quality photos, ignoring Creative Commons licenses!
Apple: Selling you a pretty PC for a pretty penny.
Democrats-- We care about people. Until they vote for us
E-Vite: When you care enough to do the very least.
The Republican Party: Family values before the bedroom door closes.
Microsoft: "hehehe... what? No, that wasn't an evil laugh."
Google: I know what you did last summer!
Verizon: Can you bill me now?
StumbleUpon: C'mon, one more time. You know you want to.
Youtube: Because you have nothing better to do.
Coca Cola-Enjoy...your trip to the dentist.
Exxon-Mobil: That's right, drop 'em and grab your ankles...
Fox News: You people are so stupid.
Microsoft: Well fix it on the next release or service pack...
Digg.com: You can do your work later anyway.
iPhone: It sucks, but it is from Apple.