Just a game I thought up of, someone puts out a strange beggining and then people follow it up

RULES
1. Try not to make it follow a reasonable story line, this should be funny.
2. Keep it moderately clean, please!
3. Have fun!
4. Not a rule, but a side note. Doesn't need to rhyme.
5. Also, if someone puts a blank, you can fill in the blank AND continue the story.

I was working in the lab late one night
when my eyes beheld a terrible sight...

My sixty years old art teacher entered the lab
wearing only a classical French beret

OMFGWTQZ?! I screamed.
Then she passed out..

As i made my way out of the lab
i realized i had skipped art class

But it doesn't matter, TEH ALIENZ abducted me.

But then, as I took a closer look around, they were all wearing really weird hats.

And one of them was really fat...

It was Oprah
She said

"Buy my magazine?"

even though she had already given two copies of it to every man,women and child in existance..........

most of which ended up being used as toilet paper

The anger from the low quality of this toilet paper,
led to a massive riot.

in these riots thousands of houses were TP'ed
this led to Oprah being arrested and charged with...

...a Van de Graaf generator. Unfortunately, she discharged on the Mayor's...

...pacemaker, killing him instantly. Oprah panicked and...

her vajayjay was painin'.

And then my butch hippie art teacher came in (Mine actually is one)

and fixed the vajayjay pain.

Then, Oprah moved to...

...Congo and was never heard from again.
I decided if was a good time for me to...

Begin running away
But suddenly a thousand arrows blotted out the...

street lights, So I ran into a building, and I found...

...myself passing out in a cocktail bar in Tijuana, which was strange because...

I was back across the border neraly nude with a slight pain in my...

...right ear. I had a swollen gland. I probably caught a virus when I...

forced Oprah onto that plane. So, I went to the nearest...

...underground tunnel, because Oprah was in Congo. The tunnel led to...

a secret underground(both litterally and figuratively) orginization controlled by oprah and run by........

polend!!!!

Which had recently had a rebellion led by...

TEH ALIENZ again.

The Aliens said:

FGSFDS! ASDFQWERTYGHJKLUIOP!!! QWER??!?!?!?!

I replied: YIOP[]\789+TEH! N PWNLY!!?

the event was documented for discovery but failed to gross well becuase.......

13375p34k is not understood by the majority of historians. But that would soon change, because...

...the aliens took over earth and made 13375p34k the mandatory first language, failure to learn it properly was punishable by...

...Jove, so we'll bally make sure they learn it, what!

So said the old colonel as he sank deeper into...

the ocean, luckily he was saved by a...

guy in a green shirt, who took off the shirt to expose a purple one underneath, and stabbed his eye.

"Cyanide and happeiness" of course filed a law a copyrite lawsuit against ggganz for his last post, but it was dismissed becuase.......

"copyright" was spelled wrong. ;)

This caused an international uproar over 'What are schools teaching our children?'. led by...

DanQ, who brought CFC into it in a Pearl Harbor like attack, also bringing into question the spelling of "happiness".

And then I went into the closet with the uber-hot female shoe-monster.

Who discussed how she despised grammar nazis at length....

...but was interrupted by a enormous explosion caused by...

terrorists. The terrorists were extremist CFC grammar nazi's who formed a global grammar terror network called...

The CivJunction grammer nazis, formed after...

...the Grammar Nazi convention of 2007, their goal is to...

found a grammar-mistake-free society, luckily, they got ratted out by one...

helluva badly written e-mail sent to the relevant authorities, who immediately executed all involved by...

playing speeches of George W. Bush, this caused the brains of the grammar nazis to...

create rips in the space time continuum. This brought the Headcrabs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headcrabs) from the Half life series. One of them immediately jumped on...

...the Alien that was sent to supervise the execution.
After a brief struggle between the Alien and the Headcrab...

...both asploded because of the...

...rip in the Space Time Continuum. Also, a very famous actor I met was...

actually from planet Mars, and their real name was Gr'lllk. This is related to the main story because...

...the actor was my art teacher's child.

I'd first met him back in Houston in 1967. There was love in the air in those days - you could tell by the way his...

obscenities flew so gracefully out of his mouth, which was odd because...

he was fresh out of the...

...womb, which means that...

He was kinda short...

on cash. I decided i had enough of him and...

...put down my knife and fork. Unfortunately...

...he picked them up...

...and stabbed himself in his...

...and stabbed himself in his...

Feet, but his foot pads were indeed gelling that day so he was......

angry, pushed harder, and got the for stuck in the foot pads...

...right through his knee. However, he also...

managed to gasp out TEH ALIENS weakness which was...

...rather unhelpful, since he was captured by TEH ALIENZ with a 'z', but nevertheless he vowed to remember the weakness of TEH ALIENS which was...

...dr. Pepper.
However there was nothing he could do to prevent TEH ALIENZ from...

...spraying Dr. Pepper all over TEH ALIENS and causing a war.

This war lasted 100 Years, until finally...

...humans wiped both TEH ALIENS and TEH ALIENZ out using...

Dr. Pepper and Dr. Pepped (because the direction on a keyboard from S to Z is the same as R to D).

Because of this rule, whenever people say Tire they really mean Fire.

And when people say Hi they really say Bi, which sounds like Bye.
This led to the confusion epidemic of 2008 (almost here! [party]).

When the epidemic came, panic happen.

The Panic was followed by widespread looting and...

the s2z effect, causing this post to look like this:
fbwzqsccsfhzj vfbjzlkaffk.kk.kfnkz?

fbwzqsccsfhzj vfbjzlkaffk.kk.kfnkz?

Yes, if you move your hands both one key down and one key to the left, that would be what you type if you try to type that sentence.

GET BACK ON TOOOOOOOOPIC!! [offtopic]

The screams of the emoticon could even be heard in the laboratory employees' lounge. My art teacher shed a tear and exclaimed...

OMGWTFBBQ!??!!?!?one!??!

But she wasn't done yet!!!

Argh! She screamed, and ripped off her

mask, reavealing ...

...a rip in the space time continuum. The next thing you did is that you..

looked carefully at the thing coming out of the hole; a

LOLcat. (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-picturs-cat-in-exhaust.jpg)tendamnchars

The LOLcat turned to the lifeless body of my art teacher and began to...

block the exhaust pipe...

...of the death star that was...

disguised as a red car (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-picturs-cat-in-exhaust.jpg)...

that had been stolen by...

my art teacher, before she died. Then I called the police to have them come investigate how she had died, turned into an LOLcat, and been stuffed into an exhaust pipe. The police didn't believe me, and arrested me for LOLcat murder.

I was released a week later because...

The LOLcat was revived by a...

ancient magic spell that gave all cats 9 lives.
I decided to celebrate my release by...

saving all teh kittehs that were emitted by the meow diesel cars and stranded in the street.

However, some of teh kittehs that I saved were actually...

zombie ninja robot pirate cowboy art teachers with Oprah's head sewn onto their necks, made in a factory in Congo funded by Polend and kept secret by the survivors of TEH ALIENZ, armed with magazine shooters.

I was flabbergasted

Flabberghasted indeed. I asked one if it knew how to talk, and it started chewing on my hair...

and I hit it with...

...my hair.

Then the ______ asploded. :run:

killing everyone in the area but me, i survived due to...

No, you're supposed to fill in the blank!! :crazyeye:

Fine, I'll do it:
city

I survived due to my anti asplosion underpants.

No, you're supposed to fill in the blank!! :crazyeye:

(i though it was related to bad language censorship :lol:)

As i walked though the remains of the city i encountered a...

funny-shaped...

Lizard-like...

albino....

Black.....

sheep! (how could you not see that coming?)

I remembered what I had learned at art class, and yelled...

"Klaatu barada nikto!!"

nuqneH! (http://tlh.wiktionary.org/wiki/nuqneH)...

Didn't ya see my post?

Didn't ya see my post?

you have a keen grasp of the obvious

anyway, back to the story...
So after I shouted "Klaatu barada nikto!!" the funny-shaped lizard-like albino blacksheep rolled itself into a ball and rolled at me.

but instead of running away like any sane person would i...

...jumped on it by a pogo stick, and then...

crushed it to death with the pogo stick. It ended up looking like a donut.

I begun to pogo my way home when...

A Blue portal opened beneath me, though it was sheathed in blue, meaning...

...red will make it purple. I was stabbed, and very red blood touched the portal, and...

...the portal filed a sexual harassment claim against the very red blood. The person that stabbed me was the strangest person I ever saw: his...

Head seemed transparent. I reached out to touch it, when...

My body was absorbed through his eye sockets at light speed...

and I ended up at grandma's applebutter farm. I proceeded to

grandma's kitchen where...

there was a strong magnetic field which caused the pogo stick to...

turn green because...

green is the opposite of red which is the color of blood, and it's also the color of the vortex plus the color of grandma's applebutter. :yumyum:

Obviously. :rolleyes:

Not obviously. I was red-green colour blind, which meant...

It looked at me balefully

It looked at me balefully

And then cried out, "My horse for a kingdom! MY HORSE FOR A KINGDOM!!!"

King Richard III arrived shortly afterwards, and stated:

You Fool! That's not how it goes!

Then, his mother came, and...

Sent him to bed for being a bad boy and getting his lines wrong. However...

he escaped by MacGyvering the apple butter into an explosive.

He then journeyed off into the distance, on a bigger, more powerful pogo stick, deciding to...

run away from the army of Headcrabs that...

he thought had been wiped out.

But were instead twice their size because...

of the mutant...

...mutant that had a...

...redundancy complex. It reared up on its...

Tail and sprung _____ feet into the...

four tenchars

sticky custard...

And this now makes no sense what-so-ever! :p

GOOD!!! :p

the custard had an acid-like effect on the poor creature.
As it died a horrible death it screamed...

"Dude, I'm totally tripping out right now!"

until a guy jumped out on a motorcycle and saved him, he took off his mask and revealed himself to be...
(What? Its already making no sense before this.)

the purple-shirted eye stabber.
(sorry for not being original)

I asked him where he got that rad hat, but then he...

Imploded...

...but then appeared inside my eye and stabbed it from the inside!!!
But I survived because...(this should be interesting)

...when he had stabbed the inside of my eye it fell on the ground. Since it was approx. 9 centimeters I crushed it. The advantage of being half-blind is that...

My urine turns flurescent pink.

This allows me to attract....

...flies of a certain persuasion, not that there's anything wrong with that, oh no, some of my best friends are...

...from CivUnited, where they have NEVER been stabbed.

Yet... BUT...

...flying knives shredded them, leaving something with the consistency of cottage cheese. Afterwards...

...alphabet soup rained down from the sky...

...providing a short-term solution to world hunger. Meanwhile, at an emergency session of the United Nations Security Council...

...woo was being pitched like nobody's business. But the love-in was disturbed by a...

naughty phrase in the soup...

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Wet themselves with anger. Suddenly, a loud crash came from the floor...

It was George W. Bush naked in a dunce cap.

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had a heart attack. The paramedics were unable to help because...

...of the three-foot lamprey attached to his...

...chest. The UNSC issued Resolution 1801, mandating that...

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Which caused the soldiers in Iraq to make a new nickname out of INOC. by rearanging the letters, they get OINC! (oink)

This angered many Iraqis, causing them to pick up arms and shoot on any American they saw.

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Anagrams are disallowed between the hours of...

2000-0000 as this was the time that most soldiers were drunk and likely to use inappropriate anagrams. This caused,...

...a new ytmnd fad...

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...his auntie, who had been getting along very well since he last saw her...

This fad went by quickly, maily because few people knew what "ytmnd" meant. Back at the CFC Forum a moderator wrote...
LOOOOK EEEET UUUPPPPP!!!!!1

...in the Australian outback, mowing down the local wildlife with a shotgun for their valuable hides and using the money for...

...more ammunition for the shotgun. She was shooting at the wildlife because she wanted to...

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Swedishguy didn't post for 15 minutes, which led to...

anarchy. The Swedish government was overthrown and...

chef brian became dictator, so he...

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the Swedish navy to bombard American soil.

But then the chipmunks

died. Meanwhile, the flotilla of Swedish ships sailed on...

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sinking two American carrier battle groups and two dozen submarines in Naval Station Norfolk.

Alarmed by this turn of events, the Canadian Navy activated its countless...

beavers, but the plan backfired causing much of Canada's....

lumber to disintegrate, showering major Canadian cities in sawdust and blocking out the sun for weeks to come.

Every living thing died as weeks turned into millenia of pure, utter darkness. :smug:

This caused house prices to drop dramatically. The outraged Daily Mail ran this headline on the front page:

"Urinals soon to be extinct. Buy soon!"

Under it was a smaller headline detailing the world's largest pancake. This would be important news for millions later on.

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an all out invasion, however the army got its direction mixed up and went to...

THA MOON, and they didn't bring proper spacesuits so...

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...and pushed the button!!

Australia blew up by accident.

But some Australian guy that was vacationing in New Zealand also had a button and pressed it and THA MOON blew up and the dead bodies fell on the President of the United States and killed him.

Millions of moon fragments rained down upon population centers, killing hundreds of millions.

Then I ran to the...

incineration facility.

With global agriculture grinding to a halt, all that was left was a giant pancake, enough to feed a few billion people for a decade.

I finished the pancake in 10 minutes and then was :whipped: for stealing ides from the what happened before thread.

edit#2: then a Space Hamster invasion fleet landed in Denmark to begin the reconquest and rebuilding of the earth. Their ships were powered by...

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..giant multi-spectral oscilating telescope ontop of Mount Everest to study in detail Princess Madeleine's anatomy, no matter where she went in the world, and no matter what clothes she put on. The Space Hamsters found this very interesting. Meanwhile...

EconomistBR became enraged at this...

...but any concerns about whether or not the luscious princess was going to be wearing the red evening dress with blue sash or vice versa seemed quite petty all of a sudden. This was because a very bloody coup d'etat had just taken place at the Society for Industrial and Applied Mathematics.
The old faction, who firmly believed that that 0-0=0, were replaced by a new one that stated that "nothing minus nothing logically equals everything." The effects of the bloody showdown (in which the President and Vice President were messily eviscerated with protractors) included...

...half price on double-sided tape.

... and a buble gum. He used the bubble gum to create a new earth...

and was promptly executed by the state of Sweden for coercing Princess Madeleine into a forced marriage.

Five Marine Expeditionary Fleets were deployed towards Europe in revenge for the Norfolk incident.

...and a battle ensued for 15 days. Their ammo are hotdogs, sausages...

And recently used napkins tainted with...

used urine filters. Both sides suffered heavy casualties but...

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Brazil, where Economist BR lived (but not for long...)

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Canada! also..

Princess Madeline killed Jessica Simpson and Eva Mendes from jealousy, and EconomistBR for cheating.

Meanwhile, it was realised that the human race was in danger of becoming horribly inbred, as 99% of the population were the offspring of EconomistBR and his various wives. To solve this problem, it was decided that...

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ggganz and any girl of his choice. :D

...and kill almost everyone instead of saving them. He became a sith lord, then...

Luke Skywalker dropped from the ceiling, where he had been hiding like a ninja, and chopped his head off.
Lutzj then accepted the burden of maintaining Earth's population.

(EconomistBR, It's Demigod, not Semigod)

DanQ again launched a Grammar Nazi attack, this time specifically on EconomistBR, and lutzj joined them. With Pericles, they were UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!

...but the decisive battle of Bremen, the DanQ forces had won...

... Yet they had overlooked Luke Skywalker, who again dropped from the ceiling like a ninja and killed all of DanQ's best generals. Percles attacked the Grammar Nazis' left flank as they haplessly screamed "YOU SPELLED PERICLES WRONG! THERE IS NO PUNCTUATION AT THE END OF THIS SENTENCE

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Fatty, Obese, Oh-My-God-What-the-****-is-That?, and Seemingly Pregnant.

...they are all from the family of...

a man named Zhuge Liang.

...but was married by two, namely, SS-18 and Lutzj...

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