Physical exercise is good for you. We know that we should do it daily, but our bodies don't want us to do too much, so here's a program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.

You may use this program without charge.

01) Beating around the bush
02) Jumping to conclusions
03) Climbing the walls
04) Swallowing your pride
05) Passing the buck
06) Throwing your weight around
07) Dragging your heels
08) Pushing your luck
09) Making mountains out of molehills
10) Hitting the nail on the head
11) Wading through paperwork
12) Bending over backwards
13) Jumping on the bandwagon
14) Balancing the books
15) Running around in circles
16) Eating crow
17) Tooting your own horn
18) Climbing the ladder of success
19) Pulling out all the stops
20) Adding fuel to the fire
21) Opening a can of worms
22) Putting your foot in your mouth
23) Starting the ball rolling
24) Going over the edge
25) Picking up the pieces

Whew! That's a workout! Now sit down and

26) Exercise caution.
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Source: GigglePedia

Teabag your way to fitness with Halo.

As they say out there: lol! Good one!

Sadly, I can't think of anything of my own to contribute with, so I can only applaud your effort.. ;)

27# Burn all your ships.

27# Burn all your ships.

You can burn ships without exerting physical effort. ;)

You can burn ships without exerting physical effort. ;)
Please tell me how.

Please tell me how.

Incendiary bombs. Deployed from aircraft.

Incendiary bombs. Deployed from aircraft.
It requires physical effort to fly the aircraft dropping them.

It requires physical effort to fly the aircraft dropping them.

Unmanned aerial vehicles.

Unmanned aerial vehicles.
You have to pay for them. Money requires physical effort.

You have to pay for them. Money requires physical effort.

Care to explain?

Getting it. You need to work for it

Hopefully

You need to hold the money or the pen to sign check. That's enough exercise for a year for....certain people.:mischief: