You ever notice how you fill in a form by filling it out?
Your house can burn down as it burns up?
When the lights are out they are invisible, but when the stars are out they are visible?
How the alarm goes off by going on?
If a vegitarian eats vegatables, what does a humaitarian eat? :vomit:
A slim chance and a fat chance are the same? :hmm:
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

From a blog: http://loser-blue.bloghi.com/2007/02 I wouldn't go there if you are a leftist.

A slim chance and a fat chance are the same? :hmm:

From a blog: http://loser-blue.bloghi.com/2007/02 I wouldn't go there if you are a leftist.

HAHA this was the best.

You Americans love to confuse foreigners trying to learn your language.
:sarcasm:

well, remeber that:

there's no ham in a hamburger
a pineapple has nothing to do with an apple nor a pine

There are no angels in Los Angelos...

lol please pick on me I forgot how to spell L.A.

HAHA this was the best.

You Americans love to confuse foreigners trying to learn your language.
:sarcasm:

Ermm.. the american language is spanish :p

Your house can burn down as it burns up?
A slim chance and a fat chance are the same? :hmm:
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

From a blog: http://loser-blue.bloghi.com/2007/02 I wouldn't go there if you are a leftist.

I didn't know about the last two until I read this, and I still don't know the expression from the first one. What does the expression "to burn up" mean? :)

"I'm going to burn this thing up" would be something I'd say if I wanted to burn something, probably something you could hold, like paper.
"I'm going to burn this thing down" would be something I'd say if I wanted to burn something big, like a house.

Inflammable=flammable.

A person drives on a parkway and parks in a driveway.

Technically flames leap up.

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? :p

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? :p

It comes from petroleum.

A slim chance and a fat chance are the same?"fat chance" is sarcastic. "There's a slim chance of that happening." means there is a small chance. "FAT CHANCE!!" is sarcastic. If someone wasn't being sarcastic and said "fat chance" they would mean it's likely. But nobody does.

Would a snowball's chance in hell be equivalent to a fireball's chance in heaven?

Dunno, is heaven particularly cold?

Dunno, is heaven particularly cold?

No, it's hotter than hell according to some witty person who calculated it. Look it up on the innerwebs. ;)

Would a snowball's chance in hell be equivalent to a fireball's chance in heaven?

Yes. Neither exist. Thus, the ywo projectiles have the exact same chance.:p

It comes from petroleum.

Hmm, judging from the OP, you're not a wise man. :p

Hmm, judging from the OP, you're not a wise man. :p

I was making fun of a joke. :mischief:

I was making fun of a joke. :mischief:

I wasn't saying wise guys couldn't be funny. They're just not very wise. ;)