okey, all continue this story with 3 words:

One day when..

Iraq was peaceful...

Seven billion imams...

all were killed...

...by a big...

icecream car with

...hypnotic music/colors...

and a hyperbolic...

...set of tires.

The Iraqians then...

invaded Iranian fertilizer..

and used it...

to make bombs...

which were dropped...

on a doughnut...

which was blown...

up, but then

several Indonesian microphones

recorded Iranian transmissions...

calling the Iraqian...

government to merge...

Microsoft and Yahoo,...

into a supercorporation...

named the Corellian...

Spaceworks Starfighter Company (CSSC)...

whose main product...

is the inverse...

(multiplicitive) of zero!

after CSSC done

sumthin 'r other

they then did...

the limit of...

small stone moving...

at several hundred...

picometers per fortnight...

until it was...

all taken to...

the universal accelerator...

and melted by...

the high forces...

of cheese toast.

Then the Communists

ate the cheese

but it was...

made of snow

that was yellow...

and radioactive. But...

they loved it

This is calculus.

Which became obselete...

when the fascists

invaded Soviet Algebra...

and took numbers

and falsified them

to meet their

lust for imperfectness.

They ate the

cottage with cheese

(Normal cheese not

But the cheese..




they loved it

LOL!

was deliciously stale.

However, a magic...

was poisoned by...

the prime factor...

of eighty-eight.

So then Chinese

called upon the

crossbows of pie

to destroy all

German-Swedish knowledge.

After failing to

rescue the prince...

in Agrabah voiced

a broadcast message

to all noobs...

that Germans should...

get some Lebensraum

to destroy guitars

played by ACDC.

However, their panzers

had heating problems

and fell apart...

and turned into...

Das Deutsch Auto

Schiezerkoffwagen. Meanwhile, French

toasters suddenly got..

thrown out windows...

After bread prices...

plummeted down to...

the sea floor.

They were reserected...

by a portapotty

to rescue japanese

trophy hunters, while

a massive orgy...

was happening in

the dream of...

Alexander the great

who was having

a seizure and...

sex with a

headless, witless mongoose

that killed millions.

of swimming panzers

which exploded into...

the water, obviously.

which became mercury...

, killing baby seals.

who wore pants

and were eaten...
(Nuke Kid, I was trying to tie off the sentence there...)

by a giant...

microorganism who's name...

was lutzj. Meanwhile...

in the country

of the rutabagas

where the legions

of buttheads roamed...

several unarmed Korean

attack dogs with

remote-controlled missiles

and radioactive claws...

{seriously this thread would be a lot better if you lot could get away from the theme of guns and planes and nukes etc for 5 mins}

{But what about cheese toast? Remember that?}

who ate cd's.....

pirated from rappers...

guns, planes, nukes

were destroyed by

George W. Bush...

(I reserve the right to forward my political agenda.)

who left office...



{:woohoo:}

to do nothing

about his career

which previously sucked.

Nukes, and guns...

but mostly balls...

but spiderman decided

...to have a...

really large wad...

of bank robberies

all perpetrated while...

...tossing lunch monkies...

to distract the

flying pigs from

nukes, guns and planes

nukes, guns and planes

:mwaha:4 word alert:mwaha:

heading towards Earth.
__________________^
Note the period...... HERE

asd

{You made that line make it look like it was in your signature. It's exactly the same length.}

I'm gonna strangle you I am nice.

Then Stalin smoked

marijuana and got

Kingdom Hearts so

Heartless + Nazism + USA =

doubleyou tee eff.

Jewish ninja lizards...

with acid blood.

Then Queen Elizabeth

made love to

a bucket of

nukes, guns, planes,

anti-derivatives, tensors, manifolds,

poop, and machines.

Lutzj retook his throne...

of Ancient Russia

and Died Hard.

Bob Lived Free...

Until vogons came...

to eat rutabagas

Lutzj retook his throne...
:nya: Four word alert! :nya:

four word alert,

Swedishguy smiled crazily.

After batman slept

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"Not so fast!"

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Which then kileed

amino acid sequences.

and spoke swedish.

He then proceeded...

to throw tantrums

and eat cheese.

But after eating

Civfan breaks 2-post.

Camembert, foux- du fa-fa...

but ran rubies

in the Ile-de-France.

Alors, il part...

more French words...

to destroy african

terrorist scout organisations...

enslaved to Catherine

to start warmongering

killing many people.

However, their Daschunds

took off their

sofa-pillows and litter-bags

and pooped on

the toilet and

died. Meanwhile, ancient

nukes/guns/planes...
{this should be interesting}

Bombed iraq and

said, "Da, tovarisch."

and "za, vashe"...

[Edit: Yes, a Fiddler reference.]

and "Bonjour madame"

and: LEEEROOOOOOY jenkins

killed himself, so

the instance was...

never happening because

he perished. Then

killed himself with

a plastic mug

...post-death suicide is...

embarrassing because he

had never been

so ugly in

The television show:

Everybody Hates Raymond

and Tortures Him.

They canceled it.

Because Star Wars

came on at...

the same time

and was cancelled.

All of a sudden,

Grandma came and

forgot her laxatives

and was okay.

However, the stench...

of the nukes...

was very good

and children were...

being killed in...

Alice's interesting Wonderland...

, but Blaxoo came...

and killed more.

but after civilization

17 came out ( I can dream, can't I?:mischief: )

, they suffered a

killing frenzy, that...

Blowed The World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The killer killed...

with nukes, guns...

destroyed Genghis Khan

and killed millions.

of tiny rocks

covered in blood

but after that

peace came here.

Then war killed

everyone except me,

until a nuke...

missed me and

the shockwave killed (you anyway)

everyone except me (the words in parentheses don't count as part of the story)