The other thread is too slow. I mean, one image per week? :shake:

So this thread will have a new image per 10 replies or more (depends on when I post the next picture).

Enjoy yourself! :goodjob:

I'll start off:

http://www.nwt.se/ArticlePages/200704/26/20070426071207_NWT117/pokemon_2_os.jpg

If you really want to improve it, why not set it up in the same way as the quiz threads, and have the judge be the winner of the last competition?

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea!

"Hello, my name is Swedishguy"

"Sucker." sans quotation marks

Stupid kid owns stupid shelf.

Scientists discover pokemon-playing rabit.

Larry the 82-year-old virgin vividly remembers the day his life started to go wrong.

I wish I was born in Norway too

Larry the 82-year-old virgin vividly remembers the day his life started to go wrong.
:lol:

xcl

Larry the 82-year-old virgin vividly remembers the day his life started to go wrong.

:lol:

xcl

That's not enough.

:lol::goodjob::crazyeye::D:p:clap::rotfl::cheers:

that is

...or then not

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4592/pokemon2os1kopiepe0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Swedishguy, you suck that much.

Note: I'm not the guy in the picture. ;)

see if i care.

Jessica felt her first date with h0tBoiY69 wasn't going as planned

http://www.nwt.se/ArticlePages/200704/26/20070426071207_NWT117/pokemon_2_os.jpg

"I have no life."

Lets wrap this up and get to the next picture!

"Hello, my name is Swedishguy"
:trophy:
Larry the 82-year-old virgin vividly remembers the day his life started to go wrong.
:trophy2nd:
Jessica felt her first date with h0tBoiY69 wasn't going as planned
:trophy3rd:

Perfection has 24 hours to post the next picture.

Catharis's > Perfection's

Second Truronian.

Thirded. Result sullied by favoritism.

Fourthed. Just to add to the vote. Anyway, There's nothing funny about telling the truth.:mischief:

Come on Perfy, hurry up! You've only got 2 hours...

Come on Perfy, hurry up! You've only got 2 hours...Yeah, Perfy. Come on, Perfy. Hurry up Perfy. Perfy!

SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!

http://gettingink.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/angry_man_2.jpg

IT'S YOU!!!!

Perf about to touch a female for the first time...

Larry, a quite well preserved 82-year old virgin, finally took action against the Pokemon company.

"I want YOU for my mathteam".

"That's the last Babe Thread pic you delete!"

"Look at my invisible budgie!"

That looks a lot like Puglover.

"Are YOU the one who corrupted my pokemon database?!"

The Sixth Sense 2 -
This Time It's Personal!

That looks a lot like Puglover.

Wow, I'm flattered. :crazyeye:

Give me Obi-Wan back NOW, or I'll really get pissed!

Canada trys their luck at recruitment for their millitary with their own recruitment poster...

Nobody cares about you.

"You can help me with my constipation!"

"Surely that's not perfection?"

I want YOU.. to pull my finger

"Thould thou thelp me thir? My finger ith a thit thathathythed. Tho'th my theeth.

:trophy3rd:
IT'S YOU!!!!

:trophy2nd:
"I want YOU for my mathteam".

:trophy:
"Look at my invisible budgie!"

Congrats to all players and especially to Catharsis.

Next picture, I want to play.

Seconded...

I PMed Catharsis soon after posting the above. As soon as he shows up, we should get a new one.

I PMed Catharsis soon after posting the above. As soon as he shows up, we should get a new one.
That's good.

Alright, try this one. (Sorry for the text all over the image.)

http://augustcasson.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/weird446.jpg

I always knew he had big balls, but this is...

Ok, be prepared. This caption is little bit longer than the others.

Did you knew there were nanoscopic meteorites, smaller than quarks flying around in space?

The Hithchiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to explain about this phenomena:
"They are called mutator's and does effect our universe pretty often. An example is when this mutator hits a quark, which effects the whole atom, which effects the whole atom, which effects the whole substance (Amino acid), which effects the whole gen, and so on. This leads to that a three leaf club gets an extra club leaf.
This phenomena is the reason why the dinosaures died out and why pecan nut ice cream sells so badly."

The mutator phenomena caused the above post scenario.

"Nike's sponsorship of airbags still has some major drawbacks"

Looks like hailstones. You'll need an umbrella.

"I told you not to park underneath the pigeons, but nooooooooooo"

Nike's economy-sized soccer balls were a big smash.

Gulliver's excessively large balls were causing havoc yet again

...And you never laughed at soccer players again.

YOU BROKED MY HOT WHEELS! :mad:

"Nike moves onto its newest form of advertising, asteroids."

"This is why we play with Puma balls"

Zidane's fury was yet to be settled...

Well, I heard football was popular in Europe, but...

"Out of bounds Zeus, I get a corner kick!"

When soccer balls attack.

LOLZ, what a N00DDI :lol:

Anyone for a game of keepe-uppee?

"I said 'let's buy the Polo,' but nooo, you go on in and say it's not sexy enough for you!"

+points to those who get the video reference (hint: Volkswagen).

Big Ears discovers his partner's secret business interests.

It's not just his ears that are big!

Nike satellite shot down by US naval ship.

FIFA suspects use of steroids in international football.

he really believed "a big penis substitute needs big balls attached to it" was the thought of a genius...

"Nike's new expanding magnoball proves to be a financial mistake for Nooddi"

Timmy made a very mean practical joke to his teacher.

Car = American Economy
Bush's lost balls = Soccer balls

Honourable Mentions

:trophy2:

Zidane's fury was yet to be settled...

:trophy2:

"Out of bounds Zeus, I get a corner kick!"

3rd Place :trophy3rd:

Big Ears discovers his partner's secret business interests.

It's not just his ears that are big!

2nd Place :trophy2nd:

"Nike moves onto its newest form of advertising, asteroids."

1st Place :trophy:

Gulliver's excessively large balls were causing havoc yet again

Well done to everyone who submitted! Warpus has 24 hours to post the next picture.

http://www.fluffysphere.com/images/2006/05/bay_to_breakers/bay_to_breakers_04.jpg

After countless accusations of sexual discrimination, the Blue Man Group seeks to appeal to female audiences by adding a woman as a member.

The Blue Man group's only three fans. Ever.

They were just trying to follow the latest Hollywood trend. Nevertheless, the live-action Smurfs movie was a box office disaster.

"Smurf roleplay is possibly your lamest idea yet. We need to talk about our relationship."

"We bought all of the blue paint we need, but we forgot the toothpaste."

Jesus, I wish they would close their god damn mouths. Bleh.

Why fake tan is dangerous for the colour blind.

The Smurfs are coming...and they will mutate us!

"Before the marathon started, I covered all my body with oil to be able to run faster. It had some side effects however..."

You may be blue, but you can still smile!

i have a blue house with a blue window.
blue is the colour of all that i wear.
blue are the streets and all the trees are blue.
i have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
blue are the people here that walk around,
blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
blue are the words i say and what i think.
blue are the feelings that live inside me.

i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

(I'm sorry for everyone that now hears this song... ;-))

WATCH OUT!
The fat guy's got a knife!

or

SMURF COSPLAY
When anime is not enough

or

FEELING BLUE?
Be happy!

Now the Aliens cant control our minds...

Viagra found to have unfortunate side-effects when used regularly

Birdwatchers pleasantly surprised by sightings of rare blue tits.

"You looking at me?"

Oh, and a cheesy one:

IT'S A TRAP!
The fat guy's got a knife!

The hulk costumes had been a great idea, but he had a strange feeling that they'd done something wrong.

..the athletes began sweating a blue substance after approximately 1 hour of running and breathing the Beijing air.

This picture shows the result of the latest study on the effect of Beijing air on athletes running a marathon.

"After the Gatorade commercial."

http://www.fluffysphere.com/images/2006/05/bay_to_breakers/bay_to_breakers_04.jpg

After hearing the bank manager was a daltonist and couldn't see blue, Jimmy, Joe and Mary thought of an genious plan to go in stealth mode.

(look above their numbers)

ING - Life insurance includes badly tanned skin! Join today!

real life smurfs found. uglier than generally believed.

Thousands gathered Tuesday in protest of Chinese suppression of the Smurf Independence movement.

If you dont see it, the smurfs are kindly with cameras, but really they are paranoid, They see black smurfs everywhere!

The Blues Brothers need a new name after one has a sex change. Entries should be sent to Blues Brothers, PO Box 1000, SW1

After the Chocolate Factory tour, Violet Beauregarde went on to live a happy life, marrying and producing happy three children

Ok New Pic And Winners Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

FYI, that's SF. My hometown. Hell yeah! You can tell by the bus stop in the background.

Edit: Sorry, just a tidbit for you guys.

You may smile, but if you are feeling blue it shows on you.

My apologies for taking a while to judge, but I've been kinda busy lately..

This time around we have a bunch of people who tied for 2nd:

2nd Place :trophy2nd:

The hulk costumes had been a great idea, but he had a strange feeling that they'd done something wrong.

2nd Place :trophy2nd:

Smurf roleplay is possibly your lamest idea yet. We need to talk about our relationship.

2nd Place :trophy2nd:


The Blue Man group's only three fans. Ever.

2nd Place :trophy2nd:


They were just trying to follow the latest Hollywood trend. Nevertheless, the live-action Smurfs movie was a box office disaster.


And the grand winner isssss

1st Place :trophy:


Birdwatchers pleasantly surprised by sightings of rare blue tits.


Alright Catharsis, your turn to post a pic!

In the running again but no cigar. I agree Catharsis' was the best though!

A bit like Eurovision, 2nd place is best.

It's a bit small, but it'll do:

http://somepinkflowers.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/merry_christmas_cat.jpg

Transformation = Almost complete

Radioactive... cat? Am I missing something here? Where's the monkey?

Gentlemen, I present Mr Bigglesworth-238. Half-life ONE MILLION years (X9)

As the Predator approached the cat, his warrior-like instincts surprisingly instructed him to pet the kitten immediately.

"Pose for art class photos? Seriously?"

Little did Hitler cat know, as the green light first enveloped him, how close the aliens would come to helping him acquire world domination. If he knew how it would turn out he probably would've remained as a cat (though eventually he probably would've run away from his abusive Jewish owners).

The Russians boasted on the Americans with their new battleground nuclear weapon. On the battlefield, they didn't heard a scream at all. Just a "mew".

You no liek Hulkcat wen Hulkcat get angry.

and

PSYCHEDELIC CAT IS PSYCHEDELIC, BABY!

The mice were thrilled. This was their best laid plan, and it was going perfectly.

The mutating milk would start to work soon...

"This is Kitty, 7 years old. She, and many other poor little cats has been edited by photoshop. Please save our cats from that faith. Donate money to the recently started fond: "Save the cats" "

"This is the dividing line! Pick a side, because now is the time for action! Now is the time to choose..."
His speech came to a halt as a cat carefully placed itself on the line and started purring. He hadn't considered that choice.

"Looks like your cat was digging around in the radioactive waste containment site again..."

Looks like kitty got into the Happy Fun Ball.

An edgy new character is revealed in the latest screenshots of SinCity 2.

I'm Melting!

Cats: Lovable pets or radioactive time-bombs? More after the break.

"It's curiosity about the local waste dump hasn't killed the kitty, yet."

"You're nothing without me. Remember that."

I can haz funny LSD pill tu?

'I know what you're thinking. "Is my macro funny, or just mundane?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?'

Honourable Mentions

:trophy2:

The mice were thrilled. This was their best laid plan, and it was going perfectly.

The mutating milk would start to work soon...

:trophy2:

An edgy new character is revealed in the latest screenshots of SinCity 2.

3rd Place :trophy3rd:

Radioactive... cat? Am I missing something here? Where's the monkey?

2nd Place :trophy2nd:

Gentlemen, I present Mr Bigglesworth-238. Half-life ONE MILLION years (X9)

1st Place :trophy:

"This is Kitty, 7 years old. She, and many other poor little cats has been edited by photoshop. Please save our cats from that faith. Donate money to the recently started fond: "Save the cats" "

Despite the misspellings, gandhi rules wins! He has 24 hours to post a new picture.

Ooh i won.

/me googles

http://tezndro.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/ouch.jpg

This gives a whole new meaning to 'love bite'.

Yeah, that's really getting rid of the headache. Shock therapy really works.

He didn't even have time to turn around before it came back to bite him in the rear.

A little ambitious?

Where did this half-digested mouse come from?

please just one post, please.

Barney quickly determined why his hose wasn't working.

What people used before the advent of Botox injections.

One of Ralph's crazy money-making schemes--finding and training wild snakes--that came back to bite him.

Ouch !

First gay marriage, now snake marriage... I TOLD you it was a slippery slope!

Apply directly to forehead
Apply directly to forehead
Apply directly to forehead

No, he's not Harry Potter.

"It sucked out my EYEBALL!"

or

Should this ever happen to you, call 911 immediately.
They'll probably just hang up on you, though.

Kevin's sock puppet theatre left the children in tears.

"Hey, I can't be held responsible for what I manage to pull when I'm legless."

This species has never been known to atta...

Why the Bible should never be taken literally

The unsuccessful suspense film Snake on a Man

:trophy2: Honorable mention: This gives a whole new meaning to 'love bite'.

Yeah, that's really getting rid of the headache. Shock therapy really works.

He didn't even have time to turn around before it came back to bite him in the rear.

A little ambitious?

Where did this half-digested mouse come from?

Five is always better than one :p


:trophy3rd: Third place:

This species has never been known to atta...


:trophy2nd: Second place:

Why the Bible should never be taken literally


Aaaand;

:trophy: First place:


What people used before the advent of Botox injections.

Your turn SS-18 :)

I'd like to see who's the best at making something funny from an ordinary picture :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/NATO_Summit_in_Poiana_Brasov_2004.jpg/800px-NATO_Summit_in_Poiana_Brasov_2004.jpg

The vampires are getting a bigger problem these days.

Before things got ugly, NATO was called in to determine who would get the last doughnut.

(referring to the pillar in the middle)

Rule no 1. You do not talk about fight club

Or should that be
Rule number 1: This is a war room. You cannot fight in here.

We are gathered here to settle a very important issue who's answer is still a matter of dispute - is this "Romania" a country in Africa ? Let the voting begin.

Yes, Ring, we ask your guidance (the pillar)


The axis of evil meeting was undisturbed


Are you sure it's an alien artefact? (the pillar)


Hands up! I take that and you can't do anything about it! (the guy on the right with a gun-like thing in his hand, and the pillar)

The pole of the world has finally been found (the pillar... and the compass-looking NATO symbol)

What the world rotates around (the same)

The summoning of the Balor had to be called of when the France representative pointed out it would probably be a fire hazard.

As Romania hosts its first meeting of NATO, the Americans ask where the North Atlantic is.

Pretty soon, the music starts, they start dancing... and then some guy takes away a chair!

It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this Ring?

Issue #17 : What do you think of PETA and the like? That means quit b!tching Alexanddru, random rants is over!

Saddam Hussein denied that he used his own people as human bullseyes for precision air strikes.

"Ok, so does anyone know why we're here?"

"Why soes this deserve to be filmed?"

"Oh my God!!!! How did the radioactive spider get on the pillat!?!??!?"

"What's on the pillar? I can't see it!"

"How come the guys closer to the pillar get the cushy chairs, I want to be comfortable too while sitting here for hours!"

All in favor of directive pzy3062, dictating that underwear should be worn on the outside of your outfit at all times, say "aye".

Various NATO leaders gathered in Romania to sit in a large circle staring a a blue cushion with the last piece of cake on it, waiting or someone to make a move.

Miller Lite and NATO team up to draft the new edition of the "Man Laws"

Romania? I thought they said Rum Mania.

The new international political drama Eastern European Countries Nobody Really Cares About Anymore was off to a good start.

The Romanian ministers of defence gather to discuss NATOs accusation of an inefficient chain of command.

Yesterday the 23rd meeting of Dictators Anonymous began: "Hi, I'm George, and I am addicted to power."

Honorable Mentions :trophy2:
Issue #17 : What do you think of PETA and the like? That means quit b!tching Alexanddru, random rants is over!

The summoning of the Balor had to be called of when the France representative pointed out it would probably be a fire hazard.

3rd :trophy3rd:

Rule number 1: This is a war room. You cannot fight in here.

2nd :trophy2nd:

Hands up! I take that and you can't do anything about it! (the guy on the right with a gun-like thing in his hand, and the pillar)


1st :trophy:
As Romania hosts its first meeting of NATO, the Americans ask where the North Atlantic is.

You're up, Lord Olleus :)

"World leaders await the entrance of Miss Paris Hilton, who upon her arrival will proceed to insert the podium into her vagina."

I don't think that's a podium.. (what the hell IS that thing?).. and I'm late.. but whatever.

I submit this quote not from a desire to win.. but rather out of my own good will and love of humanity. (yeah, that's it)

The resolution isn't very good, but here it is anyway:
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/d/d3/Hugestackofpapers.jpg

When do I have to posts the results?

"Behind the scenes of wikipedia"

This picture of above has absolutely no revelance to the article about Darfur.

"oh Nooooooooooooooooooo!"

Hmm, back issue 401(6) 62-71 sounds interesting. I'll just get it now.

Mad genius invents a new form of carbon sequestration.

But has lost the publisher's style guide in his prototype.

The Dark Ages, pre-computers.

Meanwhile, at the eccentric celebrity news repository...

"If I just keep reading this newspaper, I can not see the pile of work that's waiting for me..."

A man can do any amount of work required, given that it't not the job he should be doing at the moment

Brian's eternal search for a well-written Daily Mail article rages on.

When do I have to posts the results?

After at least 10 replies.


Caption:

"Honey, I told you to clean out the garage!"

"Lemme just finish this article..."

"That's what you always say!"

"Just doin' some light reading."

Like every other morning, Peter regretted leaving his career in porn to become a media manager.

Björn hoped that by the time he'd finished reading the manuals, his IKEA table would be ready for his own funeral buffet.

A modern-day Rip Van Winkle struggles to catch up.

The Internet circa 1958

Newspaper headline: "Spending heavy amounts of time in paper-packed warehouses found to be directly linked to terminal cancer"

Our new, White Power, paper whitener is not a joke! Just look at this man, George Hackensack who is currently in the process of whitening his entire newspaper collection (passed on to him by his father & grandfather before him). The paper he's got in his hands is from 1923 and was positioned by the window in full sun for all of it's 85 year lifespan.

Procrastination: Piled Up.

"This is the Bible? We're gonna have to leave some stuff out."

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/d/d3/Hugestackofpapers.jpg

"I'm sure I've seen this page before ... "

And here are the results, in reverse order:

Honourable mentions :trophy2:

The Internet circa 1958

"This is the Bible? We're gonna have to leave some stuff out."

A man can do any amount of work required, given that it't not the job he should be doing at the moment


Third place :trophy3rd:
Like every other morning, Peter regretted leaving his career in porn to become a media manager.


Second place :trophy2nd:
Brian's eternal search for a well-written Daily Mail article rages on.


First place :trophy:
Björn hoped that by the time he'd finished reading the manuals, his IKEA table would be ready for his own funeral buffet.

Catharsis, its your turn.

Okaaay... try this:

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/net/20070914/capt.e209a6bd81d9e50e8ee11ac297e7e021.jpeg

Donkeys are stubborn, but this is a hard call.

The obvious one:
What ass got stuck in a well?


Oh.

Quite literally, an ***hole.

Eeyore's suicide attempt proves unsuccessful.

"What's that Donkey? You got stuck in a well?"

"I HATE you."

The real origin of the word "ass-hole"

You can lead a donkey to water, but it might be hard to get him out.

"Is the war over?"

A Democrat hunkers down, waiting for the Hilary-Obama conflict to end.

You've certainly got your ass in a jam now!

'See, I fit the elephant's shoes!'

That's American political commentary, I think.

To the previous one:

The complete rules of Mornington Crescent
index:
...

"What are you looking at? Can't a donkey take a crap in private...?"

That's not what I meant with "Throw your ass in the well."

or

To the donkey owners:
Please keep your donkey's away from the well.
To the donkeys:
HEE-HAAAAW!!!

Let me out! I swear I don't know what bucket you're talking about...

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/d/d3/Hugestackofpapers.jpg

"And these are only half the rules to German grammar..."

EDIT: God damnit wrong one.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/d/d3/Hugestackofpapers.jpg
"Heh heh, look at this story, they said 'ass'."

Little Billy's rescue attempt ends in tragedy.

Evil Voice: "Well, well, well... Things don't seem to be going too well for you, Mr. Donkey. Mwahahahahahaha-ha-ha."

Honourable Mentions

:trophy2:

Eeyore's suicide attempt proves unsuccessful.

:trophy2:

You can lead a donkey to water, but it might be hard to get him out.

3rd Place :trophy3rd:

Evil Voice: "Well, well, well... Things don't seem to be going too well for you, Mr. Donkey. Mwahahahahahaha-ha-ha."

2nd Place :trophy2nd:

Quite literally, an ***hole.

(clever, but I think we all saw it coming ;))

1st Place :trophy:

'See, I fit the elephant's shoes!'

That's American political commentary, I think.

For having the audacity to attempt American political commentary in Humour and Jokes, Brighteye wins! He has 24 hours to post the next picture.

(clever, but I think we all saw it coming ;))


Well, someone had to say it. :)

Sorry guys. I've been at a wedding. Captions for either of these will be judged.
I don't have a huge store of good pictures, so maybe you've seen these before.

Disney's latest sequel, Marry Poppins III, flopped spectacularly.

(for both)

John's having a really bad day.

Left pic: "Next time, I get a real kite!"
Right pic: Why you should never have any really weird fetishes.

Left pic:

Doody-doo-doo-doody-doody-doo-doo-doody-doody-doo-dwaaagh-

It's Singin' in the Rain if you haven't noticed.

Left pic:
Clip from the new music video for Rihanna's "Umbrella - Katrina Remix".

Right pic:
A former member of the BBQ-Club shows for the first time for public what cruel rituals they have.

Right pic:
"Next on Blue Peter, how to make ink blot tests at home using an electric sander."

Right Pic:

Barry's Piers Morgan impression was accurate, if slightly obscene.

Left Pic : You cannot defeat my umbrella style! :ninja:

Right Pic : Dude, check out my Halloween costume. My ass is going to be a red-eyed demon! :D

So yeah, mom, now you know. A walk on the beach is just as dangerous. So the bike is $599...

America's Most Insaaaane Home Pictures gets it's first two entries.

honourable mention:trophy2::
Right pic:
"Next on Blue Peter, how to make ink blot tests at home using an electric sander."
3rd Place :trophy3rd:

Right pic:
A former member of the BBQ-Club shows for the first time for public what cruel rituals they have.
2nd place :trophy2nd:(but only because I'd feel bad handing it right back to you)
Right Pic:
Barry's Piers Morgan impression was accurate, if slightly obscene.
1st place, for linking the two together :trophy::
So yeah, mom, now you know. A walk on the beach is just as dangerous. So the bike is $599...

I agree with your choice of winners. Perhaps the best so far in the game. Congrats a_p. :)

Thank you.

I'd like to cede my pic choice to Catharsis or Deep Thought though. More fun to write than to judge.

Little bit off-topic:

I have suggestion.
Why not let each member select a picture on their own and then give a caption to that picture? Does that sound as good idea?

I prefer this way. If I wanted to search for my own pictures and post them all the time, I'd do it in the funny pics thread.

a_propagandist's caption deserves a round of applause. :clap:

Deep Thought, would you like to take this one? I've done three or so already. :)

Okay.
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8453/vcihthzrd6vlde2.jpg
Mine (But it doesn't count):
"Spy 1 to Spy 4, the code is 'Vodka', I repeat, the code is 'Vodka'! Hello? Spy 3, where are you?"

After sleeping and missing the train station every day, Vladimir tried something else to keep him awake. But, it didn't work.

Lazy ninja found on train.

Upon waking James discovered, much to his suprise, that even zero-g trains had slight inconveniences

Monorail human is stuck.

Man to his wife on the train : "So Martha, do you still deny we're descended from apes?"

The crime scene puzzled the investigators until they found the fingerprint on the floor and matched it with the DNA found in the toilet and ruled it a third-degree double-suicide homicide.

"In Soviet Russia, train sleeps on you!"

...and when the sexy Russian women board the train, Abaddon is ready to pounce.

The railway company finds creative ways to maximize passenger capacity.

This was the best bed you could wait in line for in the USSR.

Gregor was always inventing anti-gravity in his sleep.

...and when the sexy Russian women board the train, Abaddon is ready to pounce.

:p to you!

I've got another caption.
Little did Vladimir know how sore his family jewels would be upon awakening.

Arrg! Lok at wot's yov don! You stipd ma ass!

See what happens to those who criticize Vladimir Putin's policies?

:trophy2:th
Lazy ninja found on train.

:trophy3rd:rd
Monorail human is stuck.

:trophy2nd:nd
Man to his wife on the train : "So Martha, do you still deny we're descended from apes?"

:trophy:st
"In Soviet Russia, train sleeps on you!"

Okay, the results may be little dizzy, I just picked four captions I really L'edOL about. But, congratulations Mise! In Soviet Russia, caption to picture posts YOU!