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Rashiminos
Mar 25, 2008, 02:37 PM
Post rumors here. If you use quotes, remove the name of source. Better yet, paraphrase... Please separate rumors from your own material in some fashion.

There's going to be faction elections this week.

Ballazic
Mar 25, 2008, 02:42 PM
Great our nation has tabloids now.

pat123
Mar 25, 2008, 09:44 PM
Read all about it: "MANSA MUSA HAS HERPIES!!! HIS SECRET TAPED CONFESSIONS!! SAYS HE GOT THEM FROM MONTEZUMA!!!"

NZL
Mar 26, 2008, 04:19 AM
Pacal I is dead, Long live Pacal II. Whether he murdered his father to inherit his empire is still unclear, but the more than 50 stabwounds and Pacal Jr.'s bloody Holkan spear are good indications.

Seidrik_The_Gray
Mar 26, 2008, 07:32 AM
Qin was a 50 pound baby at birth! Read how he devoured his twin in the womb!

dutchfire
Mar 26, 2008, 07:33 AM
It's rumour you bloody Americans

Diamondeye
Mar 26, 2008, 07:54 AM
It's rumour you bloody Americans

Seconded!:mad:

Seidrik_The_Gray
Mar 26, 2008, 08:23 AM
This just in! Britain and her former colonies (they must be Deamons or Angels, for more read the follow up article!) are still upset with the Americans (see follow up article on Angels and Deamons)! Their leader claiming that "...those people owe us everything! How dare they leave the empire over allegations of excessive taxes and abuse and neglect! Further, he claims that "...it was our fault for hiring illiterate teachers in the early days, now they[Americans] can't spell anything correctly..."

Methos
Mar 26, 2008, 08:44 AM
now they[Americans] can't spell anything correctly..."

anything
A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

There, I [an American] spelled it correctly! :smug:

Seidrik_The_Gray
Mar 26, 2008, 09:03 AM
anything
A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

There, I [an American] spelled it correctly! :smug:

I am also an American, but I love exchanging funny jabs with the Brits and the Auzzies ;)

Methos
Mar 26, 2008, 09:20 AM
I apologize about the name change. I thought the OP was making the request.

ice2k4
Mar 26, 2008, 10:06 AM
Walking in to the center of the great ring in which many members of the tribe converse, you overhear much whispering:

"Have you head about that mysterious group running around terrorizing the tribe?"

to which the other responds:

"Yes, Yes, I've heard they call themselves the Black Hand. They only terrorize the rich and corrupt though. Sort of a secret, dangerous group if you ask me.

As he lowers his voice:

"Best to stay away from them, I hear they have something to do with Poverty's Pub and the likes.

Rashiminos
Mar 26, 2008, 11:13 AM
Some citizens have pantherskin gloves..., a couple of them were decorated with blood in some symbolic fashion.

Shattered
Mar 26, 2008, 11:39 AM
I have heard of a beast that stalks the horizon and carries off our hunters to an untimely death! I think we should do something about this, should it actually exist.

Seymoo
Mar 26, 2008, 05:00 PM
I heard that the Church of Giruvegan has dirt on all the major faction leaders and is using it to its advantage

Oni of Chaos
Mar 26, 2008, 09:57 PM
I heard that the supposedly brilliant Khmer transport their food via Aqueduct and put ballistae on their elephants that have the ability to fire horse-seeker bolts. Oh yeah, and the Americans have armed their seal navy with guns and infrared goggles. Finally, with the decision to think beyond swords, the Greeks are now making Phalanx formations with axes as the weapon instead of spears.

pat123
Mar 26, 2008, 10:24 PM
I have heard that the Oracle is actually just some woman high on natural gases seeping up from the earth. Now that begs the question...Can I be the Oracle next?!

Joe Harker
Mar 27, 2008, 03:22 AM
This just in!

News not getting to you very quickly. :p

Further, he claims that "...it was our fault for hiring illiterate teachers in the early days, now they[Americans] can't spell anything correctly..."

Always blame the parents! :rolleyes: See if you had stayed with us, you could have learnt so more! :D

Seidrik_The_Gray
Mar 28, 2008, 12:59 PM
Under the Amazing but True category:

Faction/Coallition members actually vote for their own Faction/Coallition!

Also in:
Our Oracle is sexy! just like the one in the story, titled "300". But what "300" means no one knows!

Ballazic
Mar 29, 2008, 10:31 AM
Under the Amazing but True category:

Faction/Coallition members actually vote for their own Faction/Coallition!


More amazing!
Tribal thinks other people are going to vote for them

Oni of Chaos
Mar 29, 2008, 03:10 PM
Click here (http://www.google.com) to see what the Triad leaders really do when they're meeting.

Rex rgis of Ter
Mar 29, 2008, 03:20 PM
Click here (http://www.google.com) to see what the Triad leaders really do when they're meeting.

They google?

Oni of Chaos
Mar 29, 2008, 09:36 PM
They google?

Mwahahahahaha how devious of them. :lol:

Rashiminos
Mar 31, 2008, 06:52 AM
I've been seeing this guy around recently.
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9384/triadcp4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

dutchfire
Mar 31, 2008, 10:29 AM
Picture not working...

Rashiminos
Mar 31, 2008, 11:10 AM
Picture not working...

Imagine a vandalized picture of Alexander until I can get to my home computer.

Ballazic
Mar 31, 2008, 11:22 AM
Oh is some one mad they didn't suck up to the right faction

Rashiminos
Mar 31, 2008, 03:22 PM
Auguries have seen visions of effigies engulfed in flames.

Rashiminos
Apr 01, 2008, 04:49 AM
The picture in post 24 should now show.

pat123
Apr 06, 2008, 08:34 PM
I heard Alexander got plastered last night at the Poverty Pub. Apparently, Hatty broke up with him, and he didn't take it very well. He was sooooooo drunk. I don't to see his hangover. Oh well, :cheers:

Seidrik_The_Gray
Apr 07, 2008, 02:21 PM
Have you seen the (censored) cave painting with Alexander and Hatty?

Seymoo
Apr 08, 2008, 04:56 AM
It wasn't censored when I went in there