Here's what you do: You say either one thing that makes dogs better than humans, or one thing that makes humans better than dogs. Afterward you give a point to the species you supported. You copy and paste the scoreboard then add your point.

I'll start to give an example:

No dog has ever walked on the moon. Point Humans!

Humans: 1
Dogs: 0

No trolling. If you don't like this game, than don't reply to it.

Dogs don't troll! Point humans!

Dogs don't troll! Point humans!

Perf, you forgot to copy/paste the scoreboard, but that sounds like a point dogs kinda thing to me.:confused:

Humans: 2
Dogs: 0

Why would you think that?

Anyways...

Dogs can freely lick each others buttholes in public with no embarassment. Point dogs!

Humans: 2
Dogs: 1

In Soviet Russia, dog walks you....

Point Dogs.

Humans: 2
Dogs: 2

Unless really hungry, no human will eat their own poo

Point Humans

Humans: 3
Dogs: 2

Unless really hungry, almost no human will eat others poo

Point Dogs

Humans: 3
Dogs: 3

Humans operate mobile phones.

Point Dogs

Humans: 3
Dogs: 4

Cats have retractable claws.

Point Cats?

Humans: 3
Dogs: 4
Cats: 1

Cats don't scream and run away from mice

Point Cats :lol:

Humans: 3
Dogs: 4
Cats: 2

It's a dog-eat-dog world.

Point everyone but dogs.

Humans: 4
Dogs: 4
Cats: 3

Mice are those who've payed for, constructed and operated Earth.

Point Mice.

Humans: 4
Dogs: 4
Cats: 3
Mice: 1

All of these animals will die.

-1 point everything. +4 points Death.

Death: 4
Humans: 3
Dogs: 3
Cats: 2
Mice: 0

And those dead animals will form the basis for petroleum.

+1 point Oil

Death: 4
Humans: 3
Dogs: 3
Cats: 2
Mice: 0
Oil: 1

Humans use oil, global warming goes up (point death and oil).

Death: 5
Humans: 3
Dogs: 3
Cats: 2
Mice: 0
Oil: 2

Dogs are man's best friend. Point Dogs.

Death: 5
Dogs: 4
Humans: 3
Cats: 2
Oil: 2
Mice: 0

Conversely, men are dogs' best friends.

Point men.

Death: 5
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 2
Oil: 2
Mice: 0

Cats dominate households with dogs, even if the dog is bigger than the cat

Point Cats

Death: 5
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 3
Oil: 2

Mice Removed. It's at 0. If you're going to keep it there, then EVERYTHING should be added, all at 0 points.

Mice Removed. It's at 0. If you're going to keep it there, then EVERYTHING should be added, all at 0 points.

Death: 5
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 3
Oil: 2
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0

Don't forget to add birds, cows, pigs, chicken, duck, Portal Guns, Supercomputers, GLaDOS and of course, Hermann Goering

Don't forget to add birds, cows, pigs, chicken, duck, Portal Guns, Supercomputers, GLaDOS and of course, Hermann Goering

sigh

Death: 5
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 3
Oil: 2
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds, cows, pigs, chicken, duck, Portal Guns, Supercomputers, GLaDOS and of course, Hermann Goering: 0

No, each has to be a separate entity

sigh

Oh and GLaDOS is an awesome boss.

Point GLaDOS

Death: 5
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 3
Oil: 2
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 1
Hermann Goering: 0

:lol: I destroyed this thread

Perfection: 1
Thread: 0

The thread is restored

Point Thread

Death: 5
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 3
Oil: 2
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 1
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 1
Thread: 1

Everything dies, in the cosmic scheme of things.

Point death.

Death: 6
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 3
Oil: 2
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 1
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 1
Thread: 1

You can think with portals with these.

Point Portal Guns

Death: 6
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 3
Oil: 2
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 1
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 1
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 1
Thread: 1

I think, therefor, I am. Since I think so deep, other beings does not deserve to exist.

Point me. :D
Everething else lose all their points.

Deep Thought: 1
God: 0
Death: 0
Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Cats: 0
Oil: 0
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 0
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 0
Thread: 0

:p

Someone close this Spam thread :rolleyes:.

This is a fun random thread! It's the OP's fault for not specifying the rules of the game. :p

Point thread.

Deep Thought: 1
God: 0
Death: 0
Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Cats: 0
Oil: 0
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 0
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 0
Thread: 1

Jack Handy, +1 Deep Thought, Human, and Thread

Deep Thought: 2
God: 0
Death: 0
Dogs: 0
Humans: 1
Cats: 0
Oil: 0
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 0
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 0
Thread: 2

They're super

Point Supercomputers

Deep Thought: 2
God: 0
Death: 0
Dogs: 0
Humans: 1
Cats: 0
Oil: 0
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 1
GLaDOS: 0
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 0
Thread: 2

Another thread I'm whoring out, but you guys would like. (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?p=6879449#post6879449)

Brain spawned!

Supercomputers +1, everything with a brain -1

Deep Thought: 1
God: -1
Death: -1
Dogs: -1
Humans: 0
Cats: -1
Oil: 0
Mice: -1
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: -1
Cows: -1
Pigs: -1
Chickens: -1
Duck: -1
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 1
GLaDOS: -1
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: -1
Thread: 2

A nuke from north korea destroyed everything except dogs and humans! Humans earn three points for suving by hiding in bomb shelters, dogs earn four point for hiding in holes they dug beneth the bomb shelters. Everything else has their points removed, except for death and north korea who earn twelve points each!

Dogs: 3
Humans: 3
Death: 11
North Korea: 12

She's Still Alive

Point GLaDOS

Dogs: 3
Humans: 3
Death: 11
North Korea: 12
GLaDOS: 2

Perfection is (mostly) human so he survives too

Perfection: 20

Deep Thought is located in Magrathea.

Point Deep Thought to not have been damaged by the nuke.

Deep Thought: 2

North Korea is full of humans. Point humans.

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
Death: 11
North Korea: 12
GLaDOS: 2
Perfection: 20
Deep Thought: 2

All Aperture Science technologies can survive up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. So it survived the nuke.

Point Portal Guns

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
Death: 11
North Korea: 12
GLaDOS: 2
Perfection: 20
Deep Thought: 2
Portal Guns: 1

Kim Jong Il forgot his commitments to the Nuke the Whales campaign.

+1 Whales

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
Death: 11
North Korea: 12
GLaDOS: 2
Perfection: 20
Deep Thought: 2
Portal Guns: 1
Whales: 1

I eat whales

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
Death: 11
North Korea: 12
GLaDOS: 2
Perfection: 21
Deep Thought: 2
Portal Guns: 1
Whales: 0

Greenpeace smacks whale-eaters (like Perfection) down.

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
Death: 11
North Korea: 12
GLaDOS: 2
Perfection: 21
Deep Thought: 2
Portal Guns: 1
Whales: 0
Greenpeace: 1

Greenpeace is lame compared to all other things, except Perfection.
+1 everything but Greenpeace; -10 Perfection.

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Death: 12
North Korea: 13
GLaDOS: 3
Perfection: 11
Deep Thought: 4
Portal Guns: 2
Whales: 1
Greenpeace: 1
Lutzj: 1

What does the scouter say about my power level?

OVER NINE THOUSAAAND Points to Stylesrj

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Death: 12
North Korea: 13
GLaDOS: 3
Perfection: 11
Deep Thought: 4
Portal Guns: 2
Whales: 1
Greenpeace: 1
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!!!

Gotta take into account my postcount...

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Death: 12
North Korea: 13
GLaDOS: 3
Perfection: 34,439
Deep Thought: 4
Portal Guns: 2
Whales: 1
Greenpeace: 1
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 9001

Chuck Norris owns

Point Chuck Norris

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Death: 12
North Korea: 13
GLaDOS: 3
Perfection: 34,439
Deep Thought: 4
Portal Guns: 2
Whales: 1
Greenpeace: 1
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 9001
Chuck Norris: 1

DT knows more than CN.

Point Deep Thought

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Death: 12
North Korea: 13
GLaDOS: 3
Perfection: 34,439
Deep Thought: 5
Portal Guns: 2
Whales: 1
Greenpeace: 1
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 9001
Chuck Norris: 1

You're not DT

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Death: 12
North Korea: 13
GLaDOS: 3
Perfection: 34,439
Deep Thought: 4
Portal Guns: 2
Whales: 1
Greenpeace: 1
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 9001
Chuck Norris: 1
Downtown: 1

Nobody cares about Lutzj's, Stylersrj's, or Perfection's self proclaimed fame (except maybe in OT).
-9001 to Styles, 34,437 to Perf, -1 to Lutzj, +1 to The Rest of CFC

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Death: 12
North Korea: 13
GLaDOS: 3
Perfection: 2
Deep Thought: 4
Portal Guns: 2
Whales: 1
Greenpeace: 1
Lutzj: 0
Stylesrj: 0
Chuck Norris: 1
Downtown: 1
The Rest of CFC: 1

Things that actually exist >> things that don't.

-300 points to GLaDOS, Portal Guns; +1 to everything else

Dogs: 5
Humans: 6
Death: 13
North Korea: 14
GLaDOS: -297
Perfection: 3
Deep Thought: 5
Portal Guns: -298
Whales: 2
Greenpeace: 2
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 1
Chuck Norris: 2
Downtown: 2
The Rest of CFC: 2

Stylesrj starts bawling because Catharsis downrated GLaDOS and Portal Guns. I don't. +1 point to me, 1 point to Catharsis, and -1 from stylesrj.

Dogs: 5
Humans: 6
Death: 13
North Korea: 14
GLaDOS: -297
Perfection: 3
Deep Thought: 5
Portal Guns: -298
Whales: 2
Greenpeace: 2
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 0
Chuck Norris: 2
Downtown: 2
The Rest of CFC: 2
D'Artagnan59: 1
Catharsis: 1

I don't really care

Point Aperture Science

Dogs: 5
Humans: 6
Death: 13
North Korea: 14
GLaDOS: 3
Perfection: 34,439
Deep Thought: 5
Portal Guns: 2
Whales: 2
Greenpeace: 2
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 9001
Chuck Norris: 2
Downtown: 2
The Rest of CFC: 2
D'Artagnan59: 1
Catharsis: 1
Aperture Science: 1

Three Points for Cat!

Dogs: 5
Humans: 6
Death: 13
North Korea: 14
GLaDOS: 3
Perfection: 34,439
Deep Thought: 5
Portal Guns: 2
Whales: 2
Greenpeace: 2
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 9001
Chuck Norris: 2
Downtown: 2
The Rest of CFC: 2
D'Artagnan59: 1
Catharsis: 4
Aperture Science: 1

He takes a vacation at times

-1 Death
Point Humans

Dogs: 5
Humans: 7
Death: 12
North Korea: 14
GLaDOS: 3
Perfection: 34,439
Deep Thought: 5
Portal Guns: 2
Whales: 2
Greenpeace: 2
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 9001
Chuck Norris: 2
Downtown: 2
The Rest of CFC: 2
D'Artagnan59: 1
Catharsis: 4
Aperture Science: 1

I use a Giant Death Robot to drain Stylesrj's power to 1

Stylesrj -9000

Dogs: 5
Humans: 7
Death: 12
North Korea: 14
GLaDOS: 3
Perfection: 34,439
Deep Thought: 5
Portal Guns: 2
Whales: 2
Greenpeace: 2
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 1
Chuck Norris: 2
Downtown: 2
The Rest of CFC: 2
D'Artagnan59: 1
Catharsis: 4
Aperture Science: 1

Giant Death Robots are used by Perfection. Giant Death Robots don't drain power, they kill. They're not Giant Power Draining Robots.

Point Perfection
-1 Points for D'Artagnan59

Dogs: 5
Humans: 7
Death: 12
North Korea: 14
GLaDOS: 3
Perfection: 34,440
Deep Thought: 5
Portal Guns: 2
Whales: 2
Greenpeace: 2
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 9001
Chuck Norris: 2
Downtown: 2
The Rest of CFC: 2
D'Artagnan59: 0
Catharsis: 4
Aperture Science: 1

Thread is closed for being pointless spam.

-35000 perfection, - 1000 everything else. CFC + 100

Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Death: 0
North Korea: 0
GLaDOS: 0
Perfection: 0
Deep Thought: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Whales: 0
Greenpeace: 0
Lutzj: 0
Stylesrj: 0
Chuck Norris: 0
Downtown: 0
CFC: 102
D'Artagnan59: 0
Catharsis: 0
Aperture Science: 0

9001-1000 ≠ 0
9001-1000 = 8001

Point Mathematics

Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Death: 0
North Korea: 0
GLaDOS: 0
Perfection: 0
Deep Thought: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Whales: 0
Greenpeace: 0
Lutzj: 0
Stylesrj: 8001
Chuck Norris: 0
Downtown: 0
CFC: 102
D'Artagnan59: 0
Catharsis: 0
Aperture Science: 0
Mathematics: 1

Giant Death Robot stomps stylesrj. Everything else does too. Point to everything, stylesrj goes to 0.

Dogs: 1
Humans: 1
Death: 1
North Korea: 1
GLaDOS: 1
Perfection: 1
Deep Thought: 1
Portal Guns: 1
Whales: 1
Greenpeace: 1
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 0
Chuck Norris: 1
Downtown: 1
CFC: 103
D'Artagnan59: 1
Catharsis: 1
Aperture Science: 1
Mathematics: 1

Three points for Cat!

Dogs: 1
Humans: 1
Death: 1
North Korea: 1
GLaDOS: 1
Perfection: 1
Deep Thought: 1
Portal Guns: 1
Whales: 1
Greenpeace: 1
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 0
Chuck Norris: 1
Downtown: 1
CFC: 103
D'Artagnan59: 1
Catharsis: 4
Aperture Science: 1
Mathematics: 1

Vegeta breaks his scouter yet again

OVER NINE THOUSAAAND Point Stylesrj

Dogs: 1
Humans: 1
Death: 1
North Korea: 1
GLaDOS: 1
Perfection: 1
Deep Thought: 1
Portal Guns: 1
Whales: 1
Greenpeace: 1
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 9001
Chuck Norris: 1
Downtown: 1
CFC: 103
D'Artagnan59: 1
Catharsis: 4
Aperture Science: 1
Mathematics: 1

North Korea decides they might as well Nuke the Whales!

+1 North Korea, Perfection, Death, - 1 Whales, Greenpeace

Dogs: 1
Humans: 1
Death: 2
North Korea: 2
GLaDOS: 1
Perfection: 2
Deep Thought: 1
Portal Guns: 1
Whales: 0
Greenpeace: 0
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 9001
Chuck Norris: 1
Downtown: 1
CFC: 103
D'Artagnan59: 1
Catharsis: 4
Aperture Science: 1
Mathematics: 1

North Korea decides they might as well Nuke the Whales!

+1 North Korea, Perfection, Death, - 1 Whales, Greenpeace

Dogs: 1
Humans: 1
Death: 2
North Korea: 2
GLaDOS: 1
Perfection: 2
Deep Thought: 1
Portal Guns: 1
Whales: 0
Greenpeace: 0
Lutzj: 1
Stylesrj: 9001
Chuck Norris: 1
Downtown: 1
CFC: 103
D'Artagnan59: 1
Catharsis: 4
Aperture Science: 1
Mathematics: 1

Lets see: Death attacks Chuck, he gets in Fey mood, he kills all Forum Gamers and implodes the world killing death.

Nea, CFC is a anti ozone chemical! Causing death and destruction, killing all Forum Gammers and demolishing the human race! Dogs best friends follows while cats die of bordem because of no dogs. Downtown is gone due to no humans. Death dies.


EVERYTHING: 0
Christianity:0
Judiasm:1
Islam:1
Hindus:2
Budhists:3
Doom Worship:4

You Suck! Point Suck!

EVERYTHING: 0
Christianity:0
Judiasm:1
Islam:1
Hindus:2
Budhists:3
Doom Worship:4
Suck:1

They can enter strange moods to make barrels with fancy names

Point Dwarves

EVERYTHING: 0
Christianity:0
Judiasm:1
Islam:1
Hindus:2
Budhists:3
Doom Worship:4
Suck:1
Dwarves: 1

I return with Techno Viking, my loyal ally.

EVERYTHING: 0
Christianity:0
Judiasm:1
Islam:1
Hindus:2
Budhists:3
Doom Worship:4
Suck:1
Dwarves: 1
D'Artagnan59: 1
Techno Viking: 1

You can't really destroy this

Point Mathematics

EVERYTHING: 0
Christianity:0
Judiasm:1
Islam:1
Hindus:2
Budhists:3
Doom Worship:4
Suck:1
Dwarves: 1
D'Artagnan59: 1
Techno Viking: 1
Mathematics: 2

Three points for Cat!

EVERYTHING: 0
Christianity:0
Judiasm:1
Islam:1
Hindus:2
Budhists:3
Doom Worship:4
Suck:1
Dwarves: 1
D'Artagnan59: 1
Techno Viking: 1
Mathematics: 2
Catharsis: 3

All of you just Won 'One Million punches to the face'!

EVERYTHING: 0
Christianity:0
Judiasm:1
Islam:1
Hindus:2
Budhists:3
Doom Worship:4
Suck:1
Dwarves: 1
D'Artagnan59: 1
Techno Viking: 1
Mathematics: 2
Catharsis: 3
Strongbad: 1
Punches to the face: 1,000,000

Three points for Cat!

EVERYTHING: 0
Christianity:0
Judiasm:1
Islam:1
Hindus:2
Budhists:3
Doom Worship:4
Suck:1
Dwarves: 1
D'Artagnan59: 1
Techno Viking: 1
Mathematics: 2
Catharsis: 6
Strongbad: 1
Punches to the face: 1,000,000

Three points for Cat!

EVERYTHING: 0
Christianity:0
Judiasm:1
Islam:1
Hindus:2
Budhists:3
Doom Worship:4
Suck:1
Dwarves: 1
D'Artagnan59: 1
Techno Viking: 1
Mathematics: 2
Catharsis: 6
Strongbad: 1
Punches to the face: 1,000,000
Cats: 3

All your base are belong to us!

Point Cats

EVERYTHING: 0
Christianity:0
Judiasm:1
Islam:1
Hindus:2
Budhists:3
Doom Worship:4
Suck:1
Dwarves: 1
D'Artagnan59: 1
Techno Viking: 1
Mathematics: 2
Catharsis: 6
Strongbad: 1
Punches to the face: 1,000,000
Cats: 4

Three points for Cat!

EVERYTHING: 0
Christianity:0
Judiasm:1
Islam:1
Hindus:2
Budhists:3
Doom Worship:4
Suck:1
Dwarves: 1
D'Artagnan59: 1
Techno Viking: 1
Mathematics: 2
Catharsis: 9
Strongbad: 1
Punches to the face: 1,000,000
Cats: 4

Dogs eat all humans.

Dogs: 1
Humans: 0


THREAD DONE!

Three points for Cat!

Dogs: 1
Humans: 0
Catharsis: 3

Three points for Cat!

Dogs: 1
Humans: 0
Catharsis: 6

Britain has Dogs, humans, and Catharsis

+7 to Britain, -1,000,000 to Stylesrj, -6 Catharsis, -1 Humans, -1 dogs

Britain: 7
Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,000,000

Three points for Cat!

Britain: 7
Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Catharsis: 3
Stylesrj: -1,000,000

This is totally going to turn into a CFC-meme....

3 points for Cats!

Britain: 7
Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Catharsis: 3
Stylesrj: -1,000,000
Cats: 3

They have furniture that folds to a smaller size

Point Ikea

Britain: 7
Dogs:
Humans: 0
Catharsis: 3
Stylesrj: -1,000,000
Cats: 3
Ikea: 1

This is totally going to turn into a CFC-meme....

Nooo! :run:

Anti-meme negative feedback protection: -3 points Catharsis, -3 points Cats

Britain: 7
Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,000,000
Cats: 0
Ikea: 1

Dawkins (the guy who coined the word meme) was British.

Point Britain!

Britain: 8
Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,000,000
Cats: 0
Ikea: 1

Plywood brushed steel

Point Ikea

Britain: 8
Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,000,000
Cats: 0
Ikea: 2

The puzzling instructions of IKEA furniture makes people smarter.

Point IKEA and humans.

Britain: 8
Dogs: 0
Humans: 1
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,000,000
Cats: 0
Ikea: 3

Both humans and dogs enjoy frisbees.

+1 for the both of them!

Britain: 8
Dogs: 1
Humans: 2
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,000,000
Cats: 0
Ikea: 3

I own a frisbee, point me.

Britain: 8
Dogs: 1
Humans: 2
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,000,000
Cats: 0
Ikea: 3
Kol: 1

Dogs are sweet! One point to them!

Britain: 8
Dogs: 2
Humans: 2
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,000,000
Cats: 0
Ikea: 3
Kol: 1

Everyone hates this guy

-1000000 Stylesrj

Britain: 8
Dogs: 2
Humans: 2
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -2,000,000
Cats: 0
Ikea: 3
Kol: 1

Then we don't give attention to him.


Britain: 8
Dogs: 2
Humans: 2
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -2,000,000
Cats: 0
Ikea: 3
Kol: 1

Too lazy to colour in the name :lol:

Point Stylesrj

Britain: 8
Dogs: 2
Humans: 2
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,999,999
Cats: 0
Ikea: 3
Kol: 1

I don't hate anybody.


+1 for everyone.

Britain: 9
Dogs: 3
Humans: 3
Catharsis: 1
Stylesrj: -1,999,998
Cats: 1
Ikea: 4
Kol: 2
Bigfoot3814: 1

I DO hate everybody: I get one point from everyone else, except Stylesrj, who thrives on my hatred.`

Britain: 8
Dogs: 2
Humans: 2
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,999,998
Cats: 0
Ikea: 3
Kol: 1
Bigfoot3814: 0
Lutzj: 8

Nooo! :run:

Anti-meme negative feedback protection: -3 points Catharsis, -3 points Cats

Britain: 7
Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,000,000
Cats: 0
Ikea: 1

Cats don't have anything to do with it. They just happen to sound like Cat(harsis), which will be the real meme. Therefore, I use cats to make fun of the meme-to-be.

+3 Points to Cats. Also -16 points to Lutzj, because hatred is bad :nono:

Britain: 8
Dogs: 2
Humans: 2
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,999,998
Cats: 3
Ikea: 3
Kol: 1
Bigfoot3814: 0
Lutzj: -8

My guns beat all

+1 Kill Fire's guns
+1 Kill Fire
-1 all exept Kill Fire's guns and Kill Fire.

Britain: 7
Dogs: 1
Humans: 1
Catharsis: -1
Stylesrj: -1,999,999
Cats: 2
Ikea: 2
Kol: 0
Bigfoot3814: -1
Lutzj: -9
Kill Fire's guns:1
Kill Fire:1

This thread has degenerated into wierdness.

+1,000 weirdness, +100 spam, +10 choxorn for pointing this out, +1 to anyone with a non-positive number.

Britain: 7
Dogs: 1
Humans: 1
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,999,998
Cats: 2
Ikea: 2
Kol: 1
Bigfoot3814: 0
Lutzj: -8
Kill Fire's guns:1
Kill Fire:1
Weirdness: 1000
Spam: 100
Choxorn: 10

Monty Python

+10 spam!

Britain: 7
Dogs: 1
Humans: 1
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -1,999,998
Cats: 2
Ikea: 2
Kol: 1
Bigfoot3814: 0
Lutzj: -8
Kill Fire's guns:1
Kill Fire:1
Weirdness: 1000
Spam: 110
Choxorn: 10

Techno Viking beats up stylesrj.

-1,000,002 stylesrj, +10 Techno Viking.

Britain: 7
Dogs: 1
Humans: 1
Catharsis: 0
Stylesrj: -3,000,000
Cats: 2
Ikea: 2
Kol: 1
Bigfoot3814: 0
Lutzj: -8
Kill Fire's guns:1
Kill Fire:1
Weirdness: 1000
Spam: 110
Choxorn: 10
Techno Viking: 10

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE

Point Australia!

Australia: 1

Three points for Cat!

Australia: 1
Catharsis: 3

Three points for Cat!

Australia: 1
Catharsis: 6

-3 points for cat because you can't say the same thing twice.

Australia: 1
Catharsis: 3

Three points for Cat!

Australia: 1
Catharsis: 6

-1,000,000 points Stylesrj and Perfection for never ceasing to give 3 points to Catharsis unbelieveably repeatedly and without reason.

Australia: 1
Catharsis: 6
Stylesrj: -1,000,000
-Perfection: -1,000,000

Kill Fire has guns.

+8 Kill Fire +8 Kill Fire's guns.



Australia: 1
Catharsis: 6
Stylesrj: -1,000,000
Perfection: -1,000,000
Kill Fire: 8
Kill Fire's guns: 8

I'm so depressed that this thread has become an orange envelope thread.

But if you can't beat them...... *sigh*

Spammers

- 1,000,000 perfection, stylesrj, -2,000,008 kill fire

Australia: 1
Catharsis: 6
Stylesrj: -2,000,000
Perfection: -2,000,000
Kill Fire: -2,000,000
Kill Fire's guns: 8

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GPKH4GHiihg

Point Socialist World Republic! -1 Point Capitalist pigs

Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 0
Catharsis: 5
Stylesrj: -2,000,001
Perfection: -2,000,001
Kill Fire: -2,000,001
Kill Fire's guns: 7

I am not a capitalist pig (I'm on the slight clef or something, look at my political compass!)

OVER NINE THOUSAAAND Point Stylesrj

Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 0
Catharsis: 5
Stylesrj: -1991000
Perfection: -2,000,001
Kill Fire: -2,000,001
Kill Fire's guns: 7

can't we just delete the spam?

There the list is in quote:

Australia: 0

Three points for Cat!

Australia: 0
Catharsis: 3

(ignores Stylesrj)

I steal and destroy kill fire's guns.

+10 choxorn, -Infinity kill fire's guns.

Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 0
Catharsis: 5
Stylesrj: -2,000,001
Perfection: -2,000,001
Kill Fire: -2,000,001
Choxorn: 10

Thread descending into madness. Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Point to SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 0
Catharsis: 5
Stylesrj: -2,000,001
Perfection: -2,000,001
Kill Fire: -2,000,001
Choxorn: 10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: 1

Kol.7 is mean with no sense of humor and if he doesnt like the thread maybe he should just NOT POST IN IT OR READ IT! +2,000,011 Kill Fire + 2,000,001 Stylesrj and Perfecrion -999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999 Kol.7




Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 0
Catharsis: 5
Stylesrj: 0
Perfection: 0
Kill Fire: 10
Choxorn: 10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: 1
Kol.7: -999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999

Error: Server overload by huge negative number.

Kol.7 reverts to 0, Server -10, kill fire -10 (for causing server overload).

Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 0
Catharsis: 5
Stylesrj: 0
Perfection: 0
Kill Fire: 0
Choxorn: 10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: 1
Kol.7: 0
Server: -10

Three points for Cat!

Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 0
Catharsis: 8
Stylesrj: 0
Perfection: 0
Kill Fire: 0
Choxorn: 10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: 1
Kol.7: 0
Server: -10

Okay, I must know- Styles, Perf, why do you keep on randomly giving Catharsis 3 points for no reason?

Okay, I must know- Styles, Perf, why do you keep on randomly giving Catharsis 3 points for no reason?

I'm sure they do it because they know how much it bothers you.

Headbangers are awesome

+10 all that have 0 +30 Headbangers


Headbangers: 30
Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 10
Catharsis: 5
Stylesrj: 10
Perfection: 10
Kill Fire: 10
Choxorn: 10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: 1
Kol.7: 10
Server: -10

Okay, I must know- Styles, Perf, why do you keep on randomly giving Catharsis 3 points for no reason?
If there's no reason as you suggest, then there must also be no answer to why I do it. ;)

Also...

Three Points for Cat!

Headbangers: 30
Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 10
Catharsis: 8
Stylesrj: 10
Perfection: 10
Kill Fire: 10
Choxorn: 10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: 1
Kol.7: 10
Server: -10[/QUOTE]

Thread becomes spam. Point for spam! Actually, all those other points long overdue? They're here.

Headbangers: 30
Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 10
Catharsis: 8
Stylesrj: 10
Perfection: 10
Kill Fire: 10
Choxorn: 10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: 1
Kol.7: 10
Server: -10
Spam: 393

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms.

Point Worms, -500 Stylesrj

Headbangers: 30
Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 10
Catharsis: 8
Stylesrj: -490
Perfection: 10
Kill Fire: 10
Choxorn: 10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: 1
Kol.7: 10
Server: -10
Spam: 393
Worms: 1

I like using Three Points for Cat, because if Perfection does it, I must follow the meme!

-10 points for Stylesrj for following Perf and being a spammy noob, -10 points for Perfection for setting a bad example for Styles, +107 spam for taking over the thread.

Headbangers: 30
Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 10
Catharsis: 8
Stylesrj: -500
Perfection: 0
Kill Fire: 10
Choxorn: 10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: 1
Kol.7: 10
Server: -10
Spam: 500
Worms: 1

You can make a roast out of this.

Point Dwarven Wine
Point Plump Helmets

Headbangers: 30
Socialist World Republic: 1
Australia: 10
Catharsis: 8
Stylesrj: -500
Perfection: 0
Kill Fire: 10
Choxorn: 10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: 1
Kol.7: 10
Server: -10
Spam: 500
Worms: 1
Dwarven Wine: 1
Plump Helmets: 1

I'ts opposite day! point oppisite day, everything else is reversed

Headbangers: -30
Socialist World Republic: -1
Australia: -10
Catharsis: -8
Stylesrj: 500
Perfection: -0
Kill Fire: -10
Choxorn: -10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: -1
Kol.7: -10
Server: 10
Spam: -500
Worms: -1
Dwarven Wine: -1
Plump Helmets: -1
Opposite Day: -1

3 Points Catharsis!

Headbangers: -30
Socialist World Republic: -1
Australia: -10
Catharsis: -5
Stylesrj: 500
Perfection: -0
Kill Fire: -10
Choxorn: -10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: -1
Kol.7: -10
Server: 10
Spam: -500
Worms: -1
Dwarven Wine: -1
Plump Helmets: -1
Opposite Day: -1

Dogs and humans aren't even in the list anymore. +1 dogs, +1 humans

Headbangers: -30
Socialist World Republic: -1
Australia: -10
Catharsis: -5
Stylesrj: 500
Perfection: -0
Kill Fire: -10
Choxorn: -10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: -1
Kol.7: -10
Server: 10
Spam: -500
Worms: -1
Dwarven Wine: -1
Plump Helmets: -1
Opposite Day: -1
Dogs: 1
Humans: 1

Awe, dangittoheck I was gonna do that!

... point Catharsis.

Headbangers: -30
Socialist World Republic: -1
Australia: -10
Catharsis: -4
Stylesrj: 500
Perfection: -0
Kill Fire: -10
Choxorn: -10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: -1
Kol.7: -10
Server: 10
Spam: -500
Worms: -1
Dwarven Wine: -1
Plump Helmets: -1
Opposite Day: -1
Dogs: 1
Humans: 1

Perfection discovered negative zero! point perfection and negative zero

Headbangers: -30
Socialist World Republic: -1
Australia: -10
Catharsis: -4
Stylesrj: 500
Perfection: (-0+1)
Kill Fire: -10
Choxorn: -10
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: -1
Kol.7: -10
Server: 10
Spam: -500
Worms: -1
Dwarven Wine: -1
Plump Helmets: -1
Opposite Day: -1
Dogs: 1
Humans: 1
Negative Zero: 1

Everyone can go to hell!

Deleted everything exept dogs and human.

Dogs: 1
Humans: 1

A human invented the frisbee.

+1 for humans and frisbees

Dogs: 1
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 1

Kill Fire is generous today.

last 2 posts ignored negitives switched back to positives +10 all +5 Kill fire, Stylesrj, Perf, and Choxorn. -495 Stylesrj because he has too much.

Headbangers: 40
Socialist World Republic: 11
Australia: 20
Catharsis: 14
Stylesrj: 20
Perfection: 16
Kill Fire: 25
Choxorn: 25
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!: 11
Kol.7: 20
Server: 20
Spam: 510
Worms: 11
Dwarven Wine: 11
Plump Helmets: 11
Opposite Day: 11
Dogs: 11
Humans: 11
Negative Zero: 11

kill fire, I ignore you!

Point ignore list, Point humans for being able to ignore.

Dogs: 1
Humans: 3
Frisbees: 1
Ignore List: 1

Three Points for Dogs!

Dogs: 4
Humans: 3
Frisbees: 1
Ignore List: 1

Laser kills everything.

Point for lasers per thing on list!

Dogs: 4
Lasers: 4
Humans: 3
Frisbees: 1
Ignore List: 1

Negative zero actually is a useful expression in certain circles, it's used to indicate a number that is negative, but rounds to zero as a way of distinguishing it between a number that is postive but rounds to zero. This is important because the difference between slightly below and slightly above zero can sometimes have serious physical consequences.

Dogs: 4
Lasers: 4
Humans: 3
Frisbees: 1
Ignore List: 1
Negative zero: +0

Three points for Lasers!

Dogs: 4
Lasers: 7
Humans: 3
Frisbees: 1
Ignore List: 1
Negative zero: +0

Oh God, don't tell me I started a new meme!
Point to God!

Dogs: 4
Lasers: 7
Humans: 3
Frisbees: 1
Ignore List: 1
God: 1
Negative zero: +0

God is dog backwards, point dog

Dogs: 5
Lasers: 7
Humans: 3
Frisbees: 1
Ignore List: 1
God: 1
Negative zero: +0

Hitler had a dog, didn't know what a laser was, hated humans, couldn't throw a Frisbee for crap, wished he had an ignore list, neutral to god, and did not respect the belief of negative zero!

Point Hitler! -1 everything else except god and lasers

Dogs: 4
Lasers: 7
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 0
Ignore List: 0
God: 1
Negative zero: -0
Hitler: 1

He became an An Hero at the end of WWII

-1 Hitler
Point America

Dogs: 4
Lasers: 7
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 0
Ignore List: 0
God: 1
Negative zero: -0
Hitler: 0
America: 1

Sorry, but this really makes no sense at all anymore. Thread closed.

I have received a request to re-open this thread. I suppose I can, but then with a tip: just don't make it too silly. I admit it can be a source of luny creativity. ;)

Hitler was human.
Point Dogs, Frisbees, Lasers, God, Negative Zero

Dogs: 5
Lasers: 8
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 1
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: 0
America: 1

Hitler was a vegetarian.
+1 Dogs, frisbees, -1 Hitler

Dogs: 6
Lasers: 8
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 1

lasers are cool

+1 lasers +1 vegetarian because bigfoot forgot to

Dogs: 6
Lasers: 9
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 1
Vegetarian: 1

These guys blow up labs because they do experiments on animals bred in captivity

-1 Vegetarian

Point Dogs. Dunno why

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 9
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 1
Vegetarian: 0

"Left wing militants come and blow up everything in a 3-mile radius with their lasers!"

+1 Lasers, Vegetarian, Human, -1 Roofers, Wallet, Human

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 10
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 1
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1

Right-wingers are in charge of America for now!
+Right-wingers, -1 Left-wingers, Point America

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 10
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 2
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -1

Disneyworld! Las Vegas! Sushi!

Point America

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 10
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -1

Three points for Cat!

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 10
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -1
Catamarans: 3

Three points for Cat!

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 10
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -1
Catamarans: 3
Caterpillars: 3

Cat destroyed.
All things starting with the letters cat are removed from list.

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 10
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -1

She was a great director!

Point Leni Riefenstahl

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 10
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -1
Leni Riefenstahl: 1

Three points for Cat!

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 10
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -1
Leni Riefenstahl: 1
Cataclysm: 3

Cat -infinity

Cat obliterated

any posts that regard a word that has cat in it is to be ignored.


Dogs: 7
Lasers: 10
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -1
Leni Riefenstahl: 1

Kill Fire's post ignored!

CAT REINSTATED

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 10
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -1
Leni Riefenstahl: 1
Catamarans: 3
Caterpillars: 3
Cataclysm: 3

I have no free will.

3 Points Cat!

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 10
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -1
Leni Riefenstahl: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6

+1 for cat just because the 666 creeps me out, and 777 is lucky.

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 10
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -1
Leni Riefenstahl: 1
Catamarans: 7
Caterpillars: 7
Cataclysm: 7

During a Cataclysm, Caterpillars died and a Catamaran sunk.

-1 all cats
Point Lasers
-1 Left-wingers as it somehow is their fault

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 11
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 0
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -2
Leni Riefenstahl: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6

Ignore list ignores people

+1 ignore list

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 11
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 1
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -2
Leni Riefenstahl: 1

3 points for Cat!

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 11
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 1
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: -1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 1
Left Wingers: -2
Leni Riefenstahl: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3

Dictatorships crave no originality

Point Perfection, sir schwick, stylesrj, and sepamu92 for no originality! Point Hitler for being a dictator! -1 Point Kill fire, mythmonster2 for trying to reinstate originality in this thread! Point Matrix for reopening this thread for people to post stupid things! -1 point Matrix for reopening this thread for people to post stupid things! Point Right Wingers for continuing the trend of points for Cat! -1 Point for Left Wingers for failing to destroy the man! -1 point Communists for having to do with things that are leftist. +1 Point for Hitler, Nazism, as Grammer Nazism runs rampant throughout England. -1 Point for Warhead, because Matrix has explained he hates long posts.

Did I get everything?

Oh yea...

3 Points for Cat!

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 11
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 1
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: 1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 2
Left Wingers: -3
Leni Riefenstahl: 1
Perfection, sir schwick, stylesrj, and sepamu92: 1
Kill fire, mythmonster2: -1
Matrix: 0
Communists: -1
Nazism: 1
Warhead: -1
Catamarans: 9
Caterpillars: 9
Cataclysm: 9
Catapults: 6
Cats: 3

3 points for... bat?

Dogs: 7
Lasers: 11
Humans: 2
Frisbees: 2
Ignore List: 1
God: 2
Negative zero: +0
Hitler: 1
America: 3
Vegetarian: 1
Roofers: -1
Wallet: -1
Right-wingers: 2
Left Wingers: -3
Leni Riefenstahl: 1
Perfection, sir schwick, stylesrj, and sepamu92: 1
Kill fire, mythmonster2: -1
Matrix: 0
Communists: -1
Nazism: 1
Warhead: -1
Catamarans: 9
Caterpillars: 9
Cataclysm: 9
Catapults: 6
Cats: 3
Bat: 3

Superior alien race is pissed at the cats and bats and this entire list.
Everything destroyed, point aliens.

Aliens:1

They never die

3 points for Communists

Aliens:1
Communists: 2

Frisbees were originally going to be called Pluto Platters.

+1 Aliens and frisbees

Aliens:2
Communists: 2
Frisbees: 1

In Soviet Russia, dog throws frisbee to you.

+1 Point Dogs, Communists, Frisbees
-1 Point Humans

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 2

In America, most of the hookers are Russian.
In Soviet Russia, most of the hookers are Russian

+1 America
+1 Soviet Russia
-1 Communists

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 2
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 1
America: 1

In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU!!
Point Russian Reversal, Soviet Russia, and jokes
Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 2
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 2
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1

A lot of things are cool.
Point Soviet Russia(n winter) and Communist(s) (Russian winter)!

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1

Cats return from their catatonia: three points!

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1
Catamarans: 9
Caterpillars: 9
Cataclysm: 9
Catapults: 6
Cats: 3
Catatonia: 3

All cats go catatonic and create a cataclysm which sinks catamarans and kills caterpillars. In anger, the people get some catapults and throw them towards Catatonia where they destroy the entire place.
Liberals are blamed for this incident.

-1 Liberals
-3 to all cats

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 0
Catatonia: 0
Liberals: -1

Catatonia were a Welsh band, from Welsh Wales.

+1 Catatonia, +2 Wales

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 0
Catatonia: 1
Liberals: -1
Wales: 2

There is no spoon

+1 Neo +1 The Matrix -1 spoons

This thread is awesome

+10 HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS (look at the initials)

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 0
Catatonia: 0
Liberals: -1
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: -1
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: 10

Three points for Cat!

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 0
Catatonia: 0
Liberals: -1
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: -1
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: 10
Catharsis: 3

I transfer my points to Catatonia and Welsh Wales because Kill fire forgot them.


Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 0
Catatonia: 1
Liberals: -1
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: -1
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: 10
Catharsis: 0
Wales: 2

Nice generosity!

Three points for Cat!

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 0
Catatonia: 1
Liberals: -1
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: -1
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: 10
Catharsis: 3
Wales: 2

LOL WUT?

-20 HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS
Point Liberals

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 0
Catatonia: 1
Liberals: 0
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: -1
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: -10
Catharsis: 3
Wales: 2

Could someone please close this thread? This is just getting nonsense. If you're not closing it, you should atleast move it to the humor threads.

Oh for Pete's sake, let people have thier nonsensical fun.

Point fun!

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 0
Catatonia: 1
Liberals: 0
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: -1
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: -10
Catharsis: 3
Wales: 2
Fun: 1

NEDM

+1 NEDM, +1 Cats, -1 Dogs

Humans: -1
Dogs: 0
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 2
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 1
Catatonia: 1
Liberals: 0
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: -1
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: -10
Catharsis: 3
Wales: 2
Fun: 1
NEDM: 1

Frisbees were originally old pie tins that college students would throw around.

+1 Frisbees, pie, fun. -1 Higher Education

Humans: -1
Dogs: 0
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 3
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 1
Catamarans: 6
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 1
Catatonia: 1
Liberals: 0
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: -1
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: -10
Catharsis: 3
Wales: 2
Fun: 2
NEDM: 1
Pie: 1
Higher Education: -1

FUNSTRAVAGANZA! 1 POINT INCREASE FOR ALL FUN THINGS! :dance:

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1 :dance:
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 4 :dance:
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 2 :dance:
Catamarans: 7 :dance:
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 2 :dance:
Catatonia: 1
Liberals: 0
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: 0 :dance:
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: -10
Catharsis: 4 :dance:
Wales: 2
Fun: 3 :dance:
NEDM: 1
Pie: 2 :dance:
Higher Education: -1

Deep Thought, you are annoying. If you dont like the thread, leave. Ignore it. Otherwise just deal with and let people have their fun

-999 Deep Thought

Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 4
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 2
Catamarans: 7
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 2
Catatonia: 1
Liberals: 0
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: 0
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: -10
Catharsis: 4
Wales: 2
Fun: 3
NEDM: 1
Pie: 2
Higher Education: -1
Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 4
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 2
Catamarans: 7
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 2
Catatonia: 1
Liberals: 0
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: 0
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: -10
Catharsis: 4
Wales: 2
Fun: 3
NEDM: 1
Pie: 2
Higher Education: -1
Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 4
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 2
Catamarans: 7
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 2
Catatonia: 1
Liberals: 0
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: 0
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: -10
Catharsis: 4
Wales: 2
Fun: 3
NEDM: 1
Pie: 2
Higher Education: -1
Humans: -1
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 4
Soviet Russia: 3
America: 1
Russian Reversal: 1
Jokes: 2
Catamarans: 7
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 3
Cats: 2
Catatonia: 1
Liberals: 0
Neo: 1
The Matrix: 1
Spoons: 0
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: -10
Catharsis: 4
Wales: 2
Fun: 3
NEDM: 1
Pie: 2
Higher Education: -1
Deep Thought: -999

Killfires is too many, I can't keep track. I'm just going to use perfections last one.

Humans invented lotsa stuff. +1 to humans and to all man-made things and +1 Funstravaganzas, because perfection forgot.

Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Aliens: 2
Communists: 3
Frisbees: 5
Soviet Russia: 4
America: 2
Russian Reversal: 2
Jokes: 3
Catamarans: 8
Caterpillars: 6
Cataclysm: 6
Catapults: 4
Cats: 2
Catatonia: 2
Liberals: 1
Neo: 2
The Matrix: 2
Spoons: 1
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS: -9
Catharsis: 5
Wales: 3
Fun: 4
NEDM: 2
Pie: 3
Higher Education: 0
FUNSTRAVAGAZAS: 1

Turns out it was almost everything.

BLACK HOLED!!!! Categories combined in following manner ---->
Communists, Soviet Russia, Russian Reversal ----> Soviet Russia
America, Liberals ----> America
Aliens, Frisbees ----> Aliens
Catamarans, Caterpillars, Cataclysm, Catapults, Cats, Catatonia, Catharsis ----> Cat
Neo, The Matrix, Spoons ----> Woah!
Wales, Higher Education, NEDM ----> NEDM
HDACFSARJCCCCCCLNTS ----> HDSAACWN
Jokes, Fun, Pie, FUNSTRAVAGANZAS ----> FUNSTRAVAGANZAS :dance:


Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Soviet Russia: 9
America: 3
Aliens: 7
Cat: 33
Woah! : 5
NEDM: 5
HDSAACWN: -9
FUNSTRAVAGANZAS: 11

Thirty Three points for Cat!

Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Soviet Russia: 9
America: 3
Aliens: 7
Cat: 33
Woah! : 5
NEDM: 5
HDSAACWN: -9
FUNSTRAVAGANZAS: 11
Catharsis: 33

Plz, I can has NEDM cheezburger?

+3 NEDM, +2 Cheeseburgers, +1 Lolcats

Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Soviet Russia: 9
America: 3
Aliens: 7
Cat: 33
Woah! : 5
NEDM: 8
HDSAACWN: -9
FUNSTRAVAGANZAS: 11
Catharsis: 33
Cheeseburgers: 2
Lolcats: 1

No more frisbees makes me sad...

+1 sadness, -1 FUNSTRAVAGANZAS

Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Soviet Russia: 9
America: 3
Aliens: 7
Cat: 33
Woah! : 5
NEDM: 8
HDSAACWN: -9
FUNSTRAVAGANZAS: 10
Catharsis: 33
Cheeseburgers: 2
Lolcats: 1
Sadness: 1

Liberty!

Point America

Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Soviet Russia: 9
America: 4
Aliens: 7
Cat: 33
Woah! : 5
NEDM: 8
HDSAACWN: -9
FUNSTRAVAGANZAS: 10
Catharsis: 33
Cheeseburgers: 2
Lolcats: 1
Sadness: 1

NEDM makes cats happy!

+1 Cats, NEDM, -1 Sadness

Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Soviet Russia: 9
America: 3
Aliens: 7
Cat: 34
Woah! : 5
NEDM: 9
HDSAACWN: -9
FUNSTRAVAGANZAS: 10
Catharsis: 33
Cheeseburgers: 2
Lolcats: 1
Sadness: 0

A thousand points to Ryan Stiles!

Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Soviet Russia: 9
America: 3
Aliens: 7
Cat: 34
Woah! : 5
NEDM: 9
HDSAACWN: -9
FUNSTRAVAGANZAS: 10
Catharsis: 33
Cheeseburgers: 2
Lolcats: 1
Sadness: 0
Ryan Stiles: 1000

Now, let's go on to a game called "Props"

They wiped out my fortress

Point Demons
-4 Cats for not doing anything to save the fort

Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Soviet Russia: 9
America: 3
Aliens: 7
Cat: 30
Woah! : 5
NEDM: 9
HDSAACWN: -9
FUNSTRAVAGANZAS: 10
Catharsis: 33
Cheeseburgers: 2
Lolcats: 1
Sadness: 0
Ryan Stiles: 1000
Demons: 1

Colin Mochrie > Ryan Stiles

+1001 points Colin Mochrie

Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Soviet Russia: 9
America: 3
Aliens: 7
Cat: 30
Woah! : 5
NEDM: 9
HDSAACWN: -9
FUNSTRAVAGANZAS: 10
Catharsis: 33
Cheeseburgers: 2
Lolcats: 1
Sadness: 0
Ryan Stiles: 1000
Demons: 1
Colin Mochrie: 1001

What does the scouter say?

OVER NINE THOUSAAAND points Scouters

Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Soviet Russia: 9
America: 3
Aliens: 7
Cat: 30
Woah! : 5
NEDM: 9
HDSAACWN: -9
FUNSTRAVAGANZAS: 10
Catharsis: 33
Cheeseburgers: 2
Lolcats: 1
Sadness: 0
Ryan Stiles: 1000
Demons: 1
Colin Mochrie: 1001
Scouters: 9001

Drew Carey has three shows.

+25479 to Drew Carey

Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Soviet Russia: 9
America: 3
Aliens: 7
Cat: 30
Woah! : 5
NEDM: 9
HDSAACWN: -9
FUNSTRAVAGANZAS: 10
Catharsis: 33
Cheeseburgers: 2
Lolcats: 1
Sadness: 0
Ryan Stiles: 1000
Demons: 1
Colin Mochrie: 1001
Scouters: 9001
Drew Carey: 25479

Numbers over a thousand make me sad!

+3 Sadness, Colin Mochrie/Scouters/Drew Carey back to 0.

Humans: 0
Dogs: 1
Soviet Russia: 9
America: 3
Aliens: 7
Cat: 30
Woah! : 5
NEDM: 9
HDSAACWN: -9
FUNSTRAVAGANZAS: 10
Catharsis: 33
Cheeseburgers: 2
Lolcats: 1
Sadness: 3
Ryan Stiles: 1000
Demons: 1
Colin Mochrie: 0Scouters: 0
Drew Carey: 0

Both Colin Mochrie and Scouters are in the same place.


WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

everything was destroyed. Terrorists win.


Restarting...

Restart is done

WTF BOOM +1 Terrorists +1

WTF BOOM: 1
Terrorists: 1

Three Points for Cat! Dog! Humans!

Dogs: 3
Humans: 3
WTF BOOM: 1
Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3

DEagle is for noobs!

+1 Counter-Terrorists

Dogs: 3
Humans: 3
WTF BOOM: 1
Terrorists: 1
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3

Really angry people play counter-strike.

-1 counter strike, +1 anger. :mad:

Dogs: 3
Humans: 3
WTF BOOM: 1
Terrorists: 1
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 1 :mad:

We fear for our safety! We demand military protection!

Point Anger

Dogs: 3
Humans: 3
WTF BOOM: 1
Terrorists: 1
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 2

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
WTF BOOM: 2
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 2
BOOM: 1
Boom:1

We Fear for our safety! We Demand Militrary protection!
Point Terrorists. Point Humans. Point BOOM. Point WTF BOOM. Point Boom.

Shaka Shaka BOOM-Boom. Oh yeah! Shaka Shaka BOOM-Boom. Oh yeah!

+4 pts. Shaka
-1 point BOOM
-1 point Boom

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
WTF BOOM: 2
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 2
BOOM: 0
Boom: 0
Shaka: 4

He's bat-guano crazy

Point Montezuma
Point Shaka

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
WTF BOOM: 2
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 2
BOOM: 0
Boom: 0
Shaka: 5
Montezuma: 1

Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, will there be enough room?

+1 point Alphabet, -26 points Coconut Tree

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
WTF BOOM: 2
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 2
BOOM: 0
Boom: 0
Shaka: 5
Montezuma: 1
Alphabet: 1
Coconut Tree: -26

She'll still declare war on you if she's Friendly ;)

Point Catherine

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
WTF BOOM: 2
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 2
BOOM: 0
Boom: 0
Shaka: 5
Montezuma: 1
Alphabet: 1
Coconut Tree: -26
Catherine: 1

One for the Gipper!

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
WTF BOOM: 2
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 2
BOOM: 0
Boom: 0
Shaka: 5
Montezuma: 1
Alphabet: 1
Coconut Tree: -26
Catherine: 1
Ronald Reagan: 1

NEDM

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
WTF BOOM: 2
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 2
BOOM: 0
Boom: 0
Shaka: 5
Montezuma: 1
Alphabet: 1
Coconut Tree: -26
Catherine: 1
Ronald Reagan: 1
NEDM: 1

Please explain what NEDM means.

Point :confused:

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
WTF BOOM: 2
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 2
BOOM: 0
Boom: 0
Shaka: 5
Montezuma: 1
Alphabet: 1
Coconut Tree: -26
Catherine: 1
Ronald Reagan: 1
NEDM: 1
Confused: 1

Republican Powerthirst! You'll be as culturally unaware as Ronald Reagan! And with new flavors like Rudy Guiliani, who is a like a dog trained to bark 9/11 at EVERY AVAILABLE OPPORTUNITY!

+1 Ronald Regan, Confused, Humans, Dogs

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
WTF BOOM: 2
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 2
BOOM: 0
Boom: 0
Shaka: 5
Montezuma: 1
Alphabet: 1
Coconut Tree: -26
Catherine: 1
Ronald Reagan: 2
NEDM: 1
Confused: 2

YTMND and PTKFGS will be fighting forever.



point YTMND and PTKFGS

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
WTF BOOM: 2
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 2
BOOM: 0
Boom: 0
Shaka: 5
Montezuma: 1
Alphabet: 1
Coconut Tree: -26
Catherine: 1
Ronald Reagan: 2
NEDM: 1
Confused: 2
PTKFGS: 1
YTMND: 1

Quantumn singularity! Things are merged

WTF BOOM is now BOOM
Boom is now BOOM
Terrorists and Counter-terrorists are now Counterstrike
Shaka, Catherine and Montezuma are now Civ IV Leaders
Confused, YTMND, PTKFGS and NEDM are now Websites
Anger has merged with Counterstrike
Coconut Tree has been crushed out of existence

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Counterstrike: 5
Cats: 3
BOOM: 2
Civ IV Leaders: 7
Alphabet: 1
Ronald Reagan: 2
Websites: 5

WTF BOOM cannot be put under BOOM! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! OH TEH NOES!

WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


Restarting again....

Done.

WTF BOOM +3




WTF BOOM: 3

Restoring backup...

Point Backups

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Counterstrike: 5
Cats: 3
BOOM: 2
Civ IV Leaders: 7
Alphabet: 1
Ronald Reagan: 2
Websites: 5
WTF BOOM: 3
Backups: 1

Because Stylesrj's list shortening created the 2nd WTF BOOM, the smilies have decided to restore the full list instead of the shortened one.


+1 Smilies.

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
WTF BOOM: 3
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 3
Anger: 2
BOOM: 0
Boom: 0
Shaka: 5
Montezuma: 1
Alphabet: 1
Coconut Tree: -26
Catherine: 1
Ronald Reagan: 2
NEDM: 1
Confused: 2
PTKFGS: 1
YTMND: 1
Backups: 1
Smilies: 1

NEDM. There once was a video of some teenage boys burning a cat alive posted on Ogrish, a site dedicated to unpleasant, disturbing multimedia, usually violent. Despite this, the people at Ogrish contacted the authorities after finding that it was a Belgian ISP. Then, the footage was posted on YTMND soon after. Many commented, and a user named Titanium-Gecko decided to downvote all YTMNDers who 5-starred the YTMND. One particular user named Spotz did it because of the irony of using Doom bunny music to burning cats. Then, as a response, the epic comment came:

"Okay Spotz. Since you do not "condone" burning kitten your sites have been 3'D until further notice. Still... nothing justifies 5'ing burning kittens. Not even Doom music."

The fad was born: NEDM.

+2 NEDM, +2 YTMND, +1 PTKFGS, -1 Cats


Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
WTF BOOM: 3
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 2
Anger: 2
BOOM: 0
Boom: 0
Shaka: 5
Montezuma: 1
Alphabet: 1
Coconut Tree: -26
Catherine: 1
Ronald Reagan: 2
NEDM: 3
Confused: 2
PTKFGS: 2
YTMND: 3
Backups: 1
Smilies: 1

WTF Boom WTF boomed!

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
WTF BOOM: 4
Wtf BOOM:1
WTf BOOM:1
WTF boom:1
WTF Boom:1
WTF BooM:1
WtF Boom:1
Terrorists: 2
Counter-Terrorists: 1
Cats: 2
Anger: 2
BOOM: 0
Boom: 0
Shaka: 5
Montezuma: 1
Alphabet: 1
Coconut Tree: -26
Catherine: 1
Ronald Reagan: 2
NEDM: 3
Confused: 2
PTKFGS: 2
YTMND: 3
Backups: 1
Smilies: 1

MATHED! All categories are being compressed to only those categories that are invariant of each other.

Boom, Terrorism, thus Counter-Terrorism, and WTF Boom all have Anger as an input function.
Shaka, Montezuma Catherine, Ronald Reagan all have Humans as an input function.
NEDM, PTKFGS, YTMND all have Alphabet as an input function.
Coconut Tree has smilies as an input function.

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Cats: 2
Anger: 2
Alphabet: 1
Confused: 2
Backups: 1
Smilies: 1

30 points for smilies because of TF's increased smilie amount!

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Cats: 2
Anger: 2
Alphabet: 1
Confused: 2
Backups: 1
Smilies: 31

:xmastree:
:xmastree::xmastree:
:xmastree::xmastree::xmastree:
:xmastree::xmastree::xmastree::xmastree:
:xmastree::xmastree::xmastree::xmastree::xmastree:
:xmastree::xmastree::xmastree::xmastree::xmastree: :xmastree:
:xmastree::xmastree::xmastree::xmastree::xmastree: :xmastree::xmastree:
:rudolf::rudolf:

NEDM, PTKFGS, and YTMND always will be separate.

+1 Freedom.

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Cats: 2
Anger: 2
Alphabet: 1
Confused: 2
Backups: 1
Smilies: 31
NEDM: 3
PTKFGS: 2
YTMND: 3
Freedom: 1

+1 Tyranny

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Cats: 2
Anger: 2
Alphabet: 1
Confused: 2
Backups: 1
Smilies: 31
YTMND: 8
Freedom: 1
Tyranny: 1

WTF BOOM has been seperated again as it cannot be put under any catagory besides WTF BOOM

+5 WTF BOOM

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Cats: 2
Anger: 2
Alphabet: 1
Confused: 2
Backups: 1
Smilies: 31
YTMND: 8
Freedom: 1
Tyranny: 1
WTF BOOM: 5

NEDM will not be separated. PTKFGS, maybe. But NEDM WILL LIVE ON!!!

+3 NEDM

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Cats: 2
Anger: 2
Alphabet: 1
Confused: 2
Backups: 1
Smilies: 31
YTMND: 5
NEDM: 6
Freedom: 1
Tyranny: 1
WTF BOOM: 5

Three Points for Cat!

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Cats: 5
Anger: 2
Alphabet: 1
Confused: 2
Backups: 1
Smilies: 31
YTMND: 5
NEDM: 6
Freedom: 1
Tyranny: 1
WTF BOOM: 5

I know many very angry people. Some of them want nuclear holocaust.

-36 smilies
+6 WTF BOOM

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Cats: 5
Anger: 2
Alphabet: 1
Confused: 2
Backups: 1
Smilies: -5
YTMND: 5
NEDM: 6
Freedom: 1
Tyranny: 1
WTF BOOM: 11

Minor singularity! Freedom and Tyranny have merged into ideologies

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Cats: 5
Anger: 2
Alphabet: 1
Confused: 2
Backups: 1
Smilies: -5
YTMND: 5
NEDM: 6
Idealogies: 2
WTF BOOM: 11

Syles spelled Ideologies wrong!

-1 Spelling, +1 Ideologies

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Cats: 5
Anger: 2
Alphabet: 1
Confused: 2
Backups: 1
Smilies: -5
YTMND: 5
NEDM: 6
Idealogies: 2
WTF BOOM: 11
Spelling: -1
Ideologies: 1

Internet Crashed

Everything: -1
Internet: - Infinity

Backup restored.

Point Backups
Ideologies merged.

Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Cats: 5
Anger: 2
Alphabet: 1
Confused: 2
Backups: 2
Smilies: -5
YTMND: 5
NEDM: 6
WTF BOOM: 11
Spelling: -1
Ideologies: 3

Aliens come back and are once again angered.
Everything goes boom.
Point Aliens,

Aliens: 1

Backup restored.

Point Backups
Point Aliens (for their backup devices)

Aliens: 2
Dogs: 4
Humans: 5
Cats: 5
Anger: 2
Alphabet: 1
Confused: 2
Backups: 3
Smilies: -5
YTMND: 5
NEDM: 6
WTF BOOM: 11
Spelling: -1
Ideologies: 3

Backup failure.

+1 YTMND, PTKFGS, WTF BOOM, and Failure.

Aliens: 1
YTMND: 1
PTKFGS: 1
WTF BOOM: 1
Failure: 1

I don't know what all these acronyms are for!! HELP ME!!

-1 All Acronyms, +1 Confusion

Aliens: 1
YTMND: 0
PTKFGS: 0
WTF BOOM: 1
Failure: 1
Acronyms: -1
Confusion: 1

Backup restored...
Backup corruption.
Shutting down.

Point Corruption.
-1 Backups

Aliens: 1
YTMND: 0
PTKFGS: 0
WTF BOOM: 1
Failure: 1
Acronyms: -1
Confusion: 1
Corruption: 1
Backups: -1

Dogs eat dog food while people eat people food: point humans!

Aliens: 1
YTMND: 0
PTKFGS: 0
WTF BOOM: 1
Failure: 1
Acronyms: -1
Confusion: 1
Corruption: 1
Backups: -1
Humans: 1

Zombies eat people brains

+ 1 point zombies
- 1 point humans

Aliens: 1
YTMND: 0
PTKFGS: 0
WTF BOOM: 1
Failure: 1
Acronyms: -1
Confusion: 1
Corruption: 1
Backups: -1
Humans: 0
Zombies: 1

Aliens eat alien food and make zombies.
Point Aliens
-1 Zombies

Aliens: 2
YTMND: 0
PTKFGS: 0
WTF BOOM: 1
Failure: 1
Acronyms: -1
Confusion: 1
Corruption: 1
Backups: -1
Humans: 0
Zombies: 0

Dogs have fuzzy tails, humans don't, point dogs

Aliens: 2
YTMND: 0
PTKFGS: 0
WTF BOOM: 1
Failure: 1
Acronyms: -1
Confusion: 1
Corruption: 1
Backups: -1
Humans: 0
Zombies: 0
Dogs: 1

The world crash.

Armok god of blood generated a new world.

+ 1,000,000 Armok God of Blook
+ 1,000 Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok: God of Blood
+ 1 Crashes

0M6 U M15P3||3D B|00D!!!!

+5 Spellcheck
-500,000 Armok God of Blood
+1 1337speak

Armok God of Blood: 500,000
Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: 1000
Crashes: 1
Spellcheck: 5
1337speak: 1

Anyone else joining Dwarven Mafia?

Point Mafia Games

Armok God of Blood: 500,000
Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: 1000
Crashes: 1
Spellcheck: 5
1337speak: 1
Mafia Games: 1

Amoke God of Blood pees on animals.

-1 Mafia, -1 Dogs, -1 Cats, -1 Humans, + 1 Armok God of Blood

Dogs: -1
Humans: -1
Cat: -1
Armok God of Blood: 500,001
Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: 1000
Crashes: 1
Spellcheck: 5
1337speak: 1
Mafia Games: 0

All numbers below 1 are removed from the board

Point Chess

Armok God of Blood: 500,001
Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: 1000
Crashes: 1
Spellcheck: 5
1337speak: 1
Chess: 1

Call of Duty pwns Dwarf Fortress!

-990 Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood
-1 Armok God of Blood
+500 Call of Duty


Armok God of Blood: 500,000
Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: 10
Call of Duty: 500
Crashes: 1
Spellcheck: 5
1337speak: 1
Chess: 1

You can't compare a simulation game to a FPS shooter. It's just like saying an apple is a better vegetable.

-499 Call of Duty

Armok God of Blood: 500,000
Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: 10
Call of Duty: 1
Crashes: 1
Spellcheck: 5
1337speak: 1
Chess: 1

Elephants used to be the terror of DF, and carps still are.
5 points to elephants, 10 points to carp, -9 points for Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood

Armok God of Blood: 500,000
Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: 1
Call of Duty: 1
Crashes: 1
Spellcheck: 5
1337speak: 1
Chess: 1
Elephants: 5
Carp: 10

UH OH, DF SIGN REVERSAL!

Armok God of Blood: -500,000
Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: -10
Call of Duty: 1
Crashes: 1
Spellcheck: 5
1337speak: 1
Chess: 1
Elephants: -5
Carp: -10

In Soviet Russia, Russian Reversal reverses YOU!!

Point Russia

Armok God of Blood: -500,000
Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: 10
Call of Duty: 1
Crashes: 1
Spellcheck: 5
1337speak: 1
Chess: 1
Elephants: 5
Carp: 10
Russia: -1

Armok kills you
Dorfs roast carp for bekkist

Armok God of Blood: 500
Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: 10
Dwarfs: 10
Call of Duty: 1
Crashes: 1
Spellcheck: 5
1337speak: 1
Chess: 1
Elephants: 5
Carp: 9
Russia: -1
Bekkist:1

WTF?

+1 1337speak
+5 wierdness


Armok God of Blood: 500
Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: 10
Dwarfs: 10
Call of Duty: 1
Crashes: 1
Spellcheck: 5
1337speak: 2
Chess: 1
Elephants: 5
Carp: 9
Russia: -1
Bekkist:1
Wierdness: 5

Dwarf Fortress owns all simulation games.

+5 Dwarf Fortress
+500 pints of blood to Armok God of Blood so he may drink it as a beverage, with a slice of lime or something. Blood in a shot glass...

Armok God of Blood: 1000
Dwarf Fortress II: Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: 15
Dwarfs: 10
Call of Duty: 1
Crashes: 1
Spellcheck: 5
1337speak: 2
Chess: 1
Elephants: 5
Carp: 9
Russia: -1
Bekkist:1
Wierdness: 5