You might already know the rules to this game already. The first person starts off the story with: Fortunately (Insert something good happening here) and the next person responds with Unfortunately (Insert something bad happening here) and this continues in alternating order.

For example:

First Poster: Fortunately, Larry found a dollar on the sidewalk.
Second Poster: Unfortunately, he was robbed by a hobo afterwards.
Third Poster: Fortunately, Larry was able to kill the hobo.
Fourth Poster: Unfortunately, he was arrested for murder.


I'll start:

Fortunately, Bob won the lottery.

Unfortunatley, Bob only won 50 cents.
Fortunatley, he realized gambling was stupid.

I think this is really similar to good wish/bad wish.

Unfortunatley, Bob only won 50 cents.
Fortunatley, he realized gambling was stupid.

I think this is really similar to good wish/bad wish.

Your only supposed to post one sentence per post. Sorry I wasn't clear about this in the OP; I edited it to avoid further confusion. About the similarity to good wish/bad wish, I admit that this game is very alike but it differs from it in the sense that it is a story game (similar to games such as three word story and one sentence story).

Back on topic:

Unfortunately, his wife didn't and lost all of their life savings playing poker.

Fortunately, Bob had already divorced his wife quite a while ago.

Unfortunately she got the kids, the house, the dog, and he is paying child support.

Fortunately she gets beaten to death by a cop

Unfortunately, the cop now has to deal with those annoyances at the internal affairs office.

Fortunately for the cop, Bob runs internal affairs and didn't much care for his wife.

Unfortunately, Bob's wife had hired assassins to go after Bob in the event of her untimely death.

Fortunately, Bob had life insurance.

Unfortunately, the Life Insurance company shut down.

Fortunately, Bob's children sued the life insurance company and got a 10 Million dollar settlement.

Unfortunately, the life insurance company couldn't afford the settlement and decided to pay them in chickens.

Good News: The chickens were yummy.

Unfortunately, they were infected with bird flu.

Fortunately the children had a rare form of natural immunity to bird flu and after a couple of days in bed they were as fit as a fidle.

Unfortunately, they soon contracted a rare virus delivered to them via the food they had eaten while bedridden.

Fortunately, there was a cure and they used it.

Unfortunate side effect of cure: Fatal in 3 day.

Fortunately the side effects only affect men above the age of 130.

Unfortunately, it causes severe diarrhea in men under that age.

Fortunatley, they had pepto bismal with them.

Unfortunately, this is a really dumb game.

Fortunatley, we are not put off by you, party pooper!

Unfortunately (for Kol.7) Kol.7 gets arrested and executed at the chair for party pooping.

Fortunately, he caused nuclear war with the Revolution against the USSP.

Unfortunately, the Earth cracks open due to too much nukes. Everyone loses!

Fortunately, all of the humans survived and moved to Mars.

Unfortunately they forgot to pack the air.

Fortunately they went through a worm hole to Terra Perfectia, with perfect amount of everything and no carnivores.

Unfortunately, aliens invaded Terra Perfectia.

Fortunately, they all died from the flu.

Unfortunately, it is intellegent Zombie flue. They invade Alien land, infecting more and more per cough and shooting nazors.

Fortunately, the aliens' brains didn't taste good and the zombies decided to leave them alone.

Unfortunately, human brains tasted just fine....

Fortunatley, zombies don't exist.

Unfortunately, a random virus pops up infecting random people and turning them into zombies. Uh oh.

Forunately it randomly disappeared!

Unfortunately, the only survivor was Will Smith.

Fortunatley, he was Hancock and was totally kick-ass.

Unfortunately, Will Smith gets pwned by Samuel L. Jackson.

Fortunately for Will Smith, he was the only survivor, so Samuel L. Jackson was only in his imagination.

Unfortunatley, Samuel L. is sick of these motherf---- movie references on this motherf----- thread.

Fortunately, he saved money on his car by switching to Geico!

Unfortunately, he could have saved more using Progressive.

Fortunatley, like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

Unfortunately, the CEO's of Geico, State Farm, and Progressive get abducted and anal probed by the Mercury Insurance alienz.

Fortunately, they were such good sports and they could be transported back to any point in history that they would care to go

Unfortunately, the time was 1947, the place was Roswell, New Mexico, and they caused a bit of a scare.

Fortunately it was a healthy scare, like one of those fun halloween scares.

But unfortunately, it cost them... their SOOOOOOUUUUULLLLLZZZ!!

Fortunately, they went to the pawn shop and bought themselves some new souls.

Unfortunatly, they belonged to Hitler, Kool Aid man, Ronald mc Donald, and a peice of toast.

Fortunately, Kool-Aid Man burst into the store, yelling "OHH YEAAAH!" and gave his away for free to the people affected

Unfortunately, the Kool-Aid was laced with cyanide.

Fortunately people are not affected by Cyanide

But they still are affected by AIDS (Advanced Idiocy Development Syndrome)

Fortunately that's not a real disease.

Unfortunately, they do have the real thing.

Fortunately, they found a cure

Unfortunately it's not to a real disease

Fortunately, it tastes like beer.

But the beer isn't free

Fortunately, it's fake, and thus not poisonous: it's actually water.

Unfortunately this spammy thread was closed by the mods and all future fortunately-unfortunately games were banned.

Shame that :rolleyes:.

Fortunatley, you're not in charge here dummy.

Unfortunately, Kol.7 thinks, therefore he has :eek:

Fortunately, he dosn't think all the time

Unfortunatley for him, the mods thought he was thinking and then they banned him. ;)

Fortunately the the ESP Centre was created. I know what your thinking. I know that you know what I'm thinking. I know that you know that I know what your thinking

Unfortunately, I don't.

Fortunately, you need not worry, CTP sucks.

Unfortunatly, if we dont change the subject soon this thread will become totaly spammy and kol will act like he is in charge again.

Fortunately, we eat kill fire, and there was much rejoicing

Unfortunately, he had mad cow.

Fortunately, it tastes like beer.

Unfortunatley, it's O'Douls.

Fortunately, it was a dream.

Unfortunately, we have no idea what the hell was going on, so we make up a new theme or something with new characters as it was lost in the passage of time

Fortunatley, there is no "we" or "us", there is only the transparent eyeball.

Unfortunately, the transparent eyeball has pinkeye.

Fortunatley, if the transparent eyeball had pinkeye it would be a pink eyeball, so this it is not transparent anymore, and so can't get pinkeye.

Unfortunately, an ion cannon blasts everything

Fortunately, the ion cannon blast was very weak and did nothing more than give everything a small electrical charge.

Off topic: I wish people on this thread would stop posting things like "Fortunately/Unfortunately, whatever happened in the last post did not happen. Its uncreative and drives the game into pointless loops (not to mention it makes this thread more spammy).

Unfortunately, the ion cannon blast was very strong and did nothing less than obliterate everything.

:evil:

Fortunately, we saved money by switching our money to an offshore bank account in Switzerland

Unfortunately money now has negative value.

Unfortunately, the ion cannon blast was very strong and did nothing less than obliterate everything.

:evil:

Should have seen that coming...:p

Fortunately, people did away with money and formed a perfect utopia where everyone's needs would be immediately satisfied.

Unfortunately, Perfection needs you to die now. :evil:

Fortunately, Perfection does not know how to kill you, because there are so many different options on how to do it that he collapses while trying to decide, giving you time to escape

Unfortunately the ensuign disatisfaction results in the collapse of the utopia and us going back to the normal craphole we're used too.

Fortunately, Bush will be out of office soon enough

Unfortunately, he's planning on bombing Russia before he leaves

Fortunately, Russia could using a good bombing.

Unfortunately, so could we.

Fortunatley, we have tons-o-guns.

Unfortunately, the Russians have bigger guns with big sharp teeth.

Fortunately, they all randomly aspolde.

Unfrotunately, this thread didn't.

Fortunately, this thread will live on!

Unfortunately, you don't get any coupons!

Fortunatly, Walmart has extremly low prices!

Unfortunately, their products are made in China!

Fortunatley, they are processed and assembled in Hong Kong.

Unfortunately, they're stuck in customs for 100 years :(

Fortunately, there's always Target.

Unfortunatley, Target has craptastic commercials.

Fortunately, I don't watch TV!

Unfortunately, the TV watches you!

Fortunately, that's only in Soviet Russia.

Unfortunately, you live in Soviet Russia!

Fortunatley, USA! USA! USA!

Unfortunately, they go back into the Stone Age and have three sticks and a rock for each platoon. And they have to share the rock.

Fortunately, it's the late Stone Age.

Unfortunately, the late stone age still sucks.

Fortunately, I come in a time machine and give them technology.

Unfortunately, they're only up to the Bronze Age, which still sucks

Fortunately, the time machine caused a time flux that made the bronze age actually be a futuristic age.

Unfortunately, it is a dystopian future with mind controlled populations and constant government surveillance.

Fortunatley, Half Life 2 was a fun game, so it wouldn't be that bad really.

Unfortunately, John Freeman has to find his brother in Ravenholdm and he has no wepon

Fortunately, a fully functioning plasma cannon appears out of nowhere.

Unfortunately, it explodes due to an overload.

Fortunately John Freeman takes a Reflex save and only suffers 5 points of damage.

Unfortunately, he only had 4 points of health left.

Fortunately he dies.

Unfortunately, Globex's latest forum game got owned.

Fortunately, John Freeman comes here earlier next time and saves Gorden Freeman

Unfortunately, the G-man shoots them both.

Fortunately, that was a water gun.

Unfortunately, John Freeman then shot a rocket at the G-man, because that was his weakness and the G-man fell.

Fortunately, the Giant Death Robots returned and killed John Freeman.

Fortunately, Gordon Freeman survived.

Fortunately, this is a fortunately. The post above should have been unfortunately, not another fortunately. You're messing it all up man!
Fortunately, we fix this by saying 3 fortunately in a row!

Unfortunately, Gordon Freeman dies of cancer.

Fortunately, everyone else has the magic yellow rubber bands.

Unfortunately, they only provide aesthetics.

Fortunately, John Freeman blew up a house and killed the zombie goasts, so now they were at piece.

Unfortunately, John Freeman was killed a few posts before. Such blatant inconsistencies within the story line cause the universe to collapse.

Fortunately, Simulation X23341A concludes and provides valuable data.

Fortunately, Simulation X23341A concludes and provides valuable data.
Unfortunately, the data are invalidated by the reconstruction of the universe by the Vortigaunts using duct tape and pheropods.

Fortunately, Gordon Freeman solves the problem with a crowbar.

Unfortunately this damages the crowbar beyond repair.

Fortunately, he gets a new crowbar at the 99cents store.

Unfortunately, it's the 1800s and 99 cents is a lotta money.

Fortunately Gordon robs a bank and makes out with 100 cents.

Unfortunately, a police sniper shoots him the in the spine and he becomes a quadriplegic.

Fortunately, Gordon's 1 cent change is enough to buy some candy.

Unfortunately, the candy gives him tooth decay.

Fortunately, he feels no pain.

Unfortunately, he has to hire someone to chew his food for him.

Fortunately, he now knows if someone has tried to poison him.

Unfortunately he poisoned himself.

Fortunately, a Mark 48 ADCAP torpedo slams into his boat. The resulting explosion knocks the poison out of his body.

Unfortunately, Gordon still has to escape Black Mesa

Fortunately, it is already Half-Life 2.

Unfortunately, the Combine are here.

Fortunately, the Vortigaunts will help!

Unfortunately, your computer crashes.

Fortunately, you save a computer technician from being run over by a car and in exchange for saving his life, he agrees to fix your computer and install upgraded parts, making the computer better and faster than ever.

Unfortunately, this does not happen as computer technicians don't carry all the components needed.

Fortunately, his friend happens to be an employee in a computer hardware store and brings all the needed components.

SUPER BUMP!!!!! :bump: :bump::bump::bump::bump::bump::bump::bump::bump::b ump::bump::bump::bump::bump::bump::bump::bump::bum p::bump::bump::bump::bump::bump::bump::bump::bump: :bump::bump::bump::bump::bump:

Unfortunately, his friend will only give them if he beats him in a Texas cage match.

Fortunately, it turns out that a Texas cage match is slang for a tea party

Unfortunately, the tea is high in fructose and artificial additives...

Fortunately, the diabetic had his insulin with him.

Unfortunately, he over-dosed himself.

Fortunately, he was Osama Bin Laden.

Unfortunately, it was the one from the Bizzaro Universe... the good Bin Laden...

Unfortunately, it was the one from the Bizzaro Universe... the good Bin Laden...

Fortunately, Mr Bin Laden united with his earth sibling Osama Bin Laden.

Unfortunately, they were united for only for a second because Mr. Bin Laden detested the other's company so much.

Fortunately, the evil Bin Laden was sent into the Bizarro Universe while the good Bin Laden was cured of his overdose...

Unfortunately, we switched the universe.

Fortunately, somebody had someone kill the evil bin Laden.

Unfortunately, a Combine sniper mistook him for Civgeneral and sniped him. (:p)

Fortunately, DYOS could still continue.

Unfortunately most stories made no sense.

Fortunately, It's an improvement since now all stories make on sense.

Unfortunately, the mods close down DYOS, because it is well over 1000 posts.

Fortunately, I saved its history and I managed to alter the timeline so that it never happened. HIHIHIHI :p

Unfortunately your computer explodes. Data is lost. Thousands of it.

Fortunately, He had it all backed up.

Unfortunately, the backup computer developed an AI from sheer amount of data poured in, and tried to take over the world.

Fortunately, we pulled the plug. Easy enough :)

Unfortunately, it had a built in UPS.

Fortunately someone blows it up.

Unfortunately, it had loaded itself up into the internet and thus made himself immortal by manifesting on every single computer in the world, :mwaha:

Fortunately, it couldn't get into the military networks because of the whole separate networking thing.

Unfortunately Judgement day is started.

Fortunately, Bob (see post 1) convinces god to call it off.

Unfortunatly, he can only reach god by killing himself, and he goes to hell so he never talks to god!

Fortunately, the Judgement day was cancled because god couldn't make it in time

Unfortunatly, God might not exist so we might have just wasted a lot of time.

Unfortunatly, he can only reach god by killing himself, and he goes to hell so he never talks to god!

He's already dead.

Fortunately, Graham Chapman intervenes to end the silliness.

Unfortunately he slips on a bar of soap and dies.

Fortunately the other members of Team Python are, "not dead yet".

Unfortunately, they're zombies.

Fortunately, everyone has a shotgun and unlimited ammo.

Unfortunately, the unlimited ammuntion turned out to be BBs.

TWO POST RULESSSS!!!!!! Or else :ninja:s will find you!!!!

Anyways, ignoring that.

Unfortunately, those zombies were shotgun proof vampires that appeared for some unknown reason.

TWO POST RULESSSS!!!!!! Or else :ninja:s will find you!!!!

:confused: You didn't say anything to kill fire about it, but whatever.

Fortunately, they were allergic to oxygen, so they all died.

Unfortunately, they bribed Chuck Norris before they parted.

Fortunately, Chuck Norris does not accept bribes. He just takes your money anyway.

Unfortunately, the zombies have no money for Chuck Norris to take.

Fortunately, everyone realizes this whole Chuck Norris meme is unfunny and uninspired.

Unfortunately, we still use them.

Fortunately, no one listens.

Unfortunately, some people still read the internets.

Fortunately, we lost what the topic was about and just went dancing.

Unfortunately, we all suck at dancing.

Fortunately, you all die before I can see those terrifying dancing (how is that good? If it's good for me, its good for everyone)

Unfortunately, the Afterlife does exist and it is an eternal disco party.

Fortunately, dancing is optional.

Unfortunatley, it's optional in the sense that they shoot you to double death if you don't

Fortunately, dying in the afterlife means you come back without any memory of dying, or the pain.

Unfortunatley, that only works for one soul every 1000000000000000 years, and with souls that it doesn't work for, you just plain die. No afterlife or anything.

Fortunately, when there is no afterlife, you don't have to live up to any expectations.

Unfortunately, the people are cynical and apathetic of life now and they are so miserable, they blow up the world.

Fortunately, the world they blew up was pluto.

Unfortunatly, all human life was on pluto at the time.

Fortunately, "blowing up" just means getting bigger.

Unfortunately, this only affected the women...