In this story, you have to continue the last player's input with 5 more words. Proper Nouns can be counted as one word. The story must not be against anyone unless the person who gets hit with a problem placed himself into it by himself. Finally, I will use this post and the next one to keep track of the story so anyone can read it quickly. ENJOY.


You May Post.

Story Here.




The day began like a sack of potatoes. I like Babe thread and some nice beet and dope, the end.

... Except a new beginning... Which chocked to death on nukes bombs planes and poop. End of the Story.

But this spammy thread was reported and thunderfall gave full approval of orange soda forum parties.

Nevermind the last post. Thunderfall decided all posts should give you always heavy infractions or even a Perma-ban and drop planes, guns and nukes.

Trains and Automobiles with steve.

Sack of potatoes. I like

Babe thread and some nice

beer and dope. The end.

Except for a new beginning,

which choked to death on

wrong thread

nukes, guns, planes, and poop.

End of the story. But

then suddenlly out of nowhere

this spammy thread was reported

and Thunderfall gave full approval

(:joke:)

of orange soda forum parties

Nevermind the last thing. Thunderfall

[Fine, no more silliness]

decided that all posts should

give you always heavy infractions

or even perma-ban and

drop nukes, guns, and planes

Trains, and Automobiles, with Steve

Martin and a fat coked

warning: read the forum rules.

Said philippe, the self-appointed mod.

[Oh and CharlesLi, you forgot my stuff from post #11]

But there is a double

login made by the bigfoot.

Bigfoot didn't approve this statement,

Bigfoot didn't approve approve this statement,

that is not five words.

that is not five words.

Dammit! Fixed now.

that ain't five words too.

"Didn't" is one word, dummy!

Dammit! Fixed now.

reading comprehension, you fail it. :lol: ;)

While getting on-topic, someone accidentally

deleted this horribly spammy thread.

{you Did?}

{out Of Character In Brackets.}

if I were a mod.... :mischief:

Is not smileys a word?

Philippe is just trolling this

yes, but we shall overcome

is an overrated march song

paedophile bestiality whore seminal fluids

Dam you Phillip, I said no specifics.

Also, you are trolling this. This game has acceptable rules and I know by the goodness in all none will be broken unless its avatar is Phillip.

Final warning before tellin'

you fail using five words

That's it, you are Told!

[I broke my own rules...]

It's two thousand eight, mofo.

Dear god this is lame.


Can we stop ruining it?


Seriously, either we stop or....

this tread will go BOOM

it looks like philippe won.

Five dollar - - Five dollar footlong.

Who let the dogs out?

Woof, woof, woof, woof! And?

Don't you forget about me!

Love will keep us together!

If I see more 'Wrong' (yuck) things I will start a new one.

Rules, must wait 2 posts before posting again.

Post must be on the story and not just puns/against another player/bad mouthing characters. Remember, we are playing narrators making a story. THIS TIME I hope we actualy get a story.

Of course. Now I need to ask. Would you all like 5 words and Proper nouns as 1 word or Sentences?

THIS GAME OFFICIALLY ENDS: NEXT GAME IN DISCUSSION.

Love will keep us together!

I really doubt I can.

I really doubt I can.

Was reffering to the song.

Using five words only good!

It'll end when mods descend.

Which they will very soon

What's love got to do?

Got to do with it?

Shame that this dont give

We're no strangers to love!

Ok, thats IT, the point

You just got Rick Rolled!

Go go go go go!

What's the deal with airports?

Airline food is bad yes?

A nice cold fish head?

Love is always on time!

I must admit i aint.

Actually you are on time

I am not on time

Hey, speak for yourself, Styles!

Once upon a time in

a land that time forgot...

electric926 managed to get confused.

But five word stories started

In Before Teh Lock Lol!!!!

Do you feel lucky, punk?

said the gangster before he

accidentally shot himself in the

land of milk and honey.

But he ate some spinach

While the victim got away.

We didn't start the fire!

However Perfection did cause it

Luke, I am your father.

Perfection said. Then, a donkey

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said the gangster before he accidentaly shot himself in the land of milk and honey. But he ate some spinach while the victim got away. We didn't start the fire, however Perfection did start it. "Luke, I am your father!" Perfection said. Then, a donkey

Double post.

OK, I was posting a new post instead of editing the last one. I came to my senses.

ate some good tasting grass

And exploded. so then the

farmers ate pigs instead. Hey!

"...what's the matter you? Why?"

, said the above poster's mother. ;)

But the donkey didn't die,

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said the gangster before he accidentaly shot himself in the land of milk and honey. But he ate some spinach while the victim got away. We didn't start the fire, however Perfection did start it. "Luke, I am your father!" Perfection said. Then, a donkey ate some good tasting grass and exploded. So then the farmers ate pigs instead. Hey! "What's the matter with you? Why!", said the above poster's mother.
;) But the donkey didn't die,

not yet of course! But

soon I will kill it...

With my explosive flatulence at...

Stylesrj. But he defends with

shield. You gain 200 meat!

Way too bad, another try

on the football field with

the not-dead-yet donkey, gangster's victim.

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said the gangster before he accidentaly shot himself in the land of milk and honey. But he ate some spinach while the victim got away. We didn't start the fire, however Perfection did start it. "Luke, I am your father!" Perfection said. Then, a donkey ate some good tasting grass and exploded. So then the farmers ate pigs instead. Hey! "What's the matter with you? Why!", said the above poster's mother.
;)But the donkey didn't die, not yet of course! But soon I will kill it with my explosive flatulence at Stylesrj. But he defends with shield. You gain 200 meat! Way too bad, another try on the football field with the not-dead-yet donkey,gangster's victim.

Is the gangster electric926? Find out in the next installment!

It's JUST LIKE A MINI-MALL

except there's no Jamba Juice!

She seems to have an

wonderful time! Things that bother

Stylesrj amuse me greatly. Poop

The gangster was electric926. But

Abaddon saved the say with

his British election threadstravaganza! Hooray!

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said the gangster before he accidentaly shot himself in the land of milk and honey. But he ate some spinach while the victim got away. We didn't start the fire, however Perfection did start it. "Luke, I am your father!" Perfection said. Then, a donkey ate some good tasting grass and exploded. So then the farmers ate pigs instead. Hey! "What's the matter with you? Why!", said the above poster's mother.
But the donkey didn't die, not yet of course! But soon I will kill it with my explosive flatulence at Stylesrj. But he defends with shield. You gain 200 meat! Way too bad, another try on the football field with the not-dead-yet donkey,gangster's victim. The gangster was elecric926. But then the donkey defended with the 200 meat! The gangster ate all of it when the donkey defeated him Yay!

Finished a very old story.

That was what she said

after she ate the ham

that was evil. A cat



I actually want coherent stories. They're fun. But people, this is not Non Sequitir.

ate more evil ham, killing

more and more goblin zombies

and elves. The elf leader

That was what she said after she ate the ham that was evil. A cat ate more evil ham, killing more and more goblin zombies and elves. The elf leader,

outraged, said "I DEMAND VENGANCE!"

but there was no supply!

But then the merchants came

and sold vengeance to elves.

That was what she said after she ate the ham that was evil. A cat ate more evil ham, killing more and more goblin zombies and elves. The elf leader, outraged, said "I DEMAND VENGANCE!" but there was no supply! But then the merchants came and sold vengeance to elves.

OOC: WTF this is a 5 word story that will never ever end.

By trying to **** them, which ....

...caused a lot of people...

raging hemorrhoids that burnt like

raging hemorrhoids. Anyway he escaped...

...to start up a new...

Story.

In a world beyond...

the galaxy that we live

...was a peaceful one for...

many years but even they

fell to the aliens. But,

...there was one last hope...

OOC: Trying to add a little consistency. This is technically the same story.

... the aforementioned elves earlier mentioned...

And that was the SWORD


(grumble: n00bs always going for the sword grumble grumble good thing I have a ******* shot gun)

which had relations with a

wormhole. Both were sick...

...of stabbing aliens from the...

Planet Earth, which was taken...

to a place where they store all the ailiens from planet Earth.

After Seon's painful gruesome death,

Perfection died of unknown causes

...He was not mourned by...

Anybody of any intellect whatsoever :mwaha:

and cardgame just broke the 2 post rule again...

but that was okay because

it isn't so much a

...violation as it was a...

mistake that few care about.

Because this thread is so...

fictional unlike the real version...

OOC: Shouldn't we get back to the topic?

Seven sailors slided swiftly suddenly...

slightly to the left and...

died because of an unstable

nuclear reactor which ignited the...

...two post rule violations in...

this thread. Cardgame was lynched

but survived unscathed and returned...

...only to fall down a...

hole. This thread is dead.

Not. This was a triumph....

to bring this back alive.

Wrong again, cuvplayah. Wrong again. 2 post rule exists for a purpose
Ignore that. Stylesrj, I hope you get the reference.

...I'm making a note here...

on the properties of ZOMBIES...

Even though you broke my

super duper mega power re-animator

...and killed me!
And tore...

a hole right through the...

...center of the earth. It...

...threw every piece into a...

vortex that occured because of...

a mutation that occurred in

...Canadia! Just then, the Scalers...

hurt because they were so...

rejected by their alien peers,

...and steam powered tanks and...

the resulting pollution... cough, cough,...

...was lethal. World of Warcraft...

Is a very addicting drug

Well said, oyzar, well said.

Said civplayah, breaking from World of Warcaft (Proper nouns count as one word!)

So... I'd likta know WDWGFH?

where do we go from here

(double post as owner of this game)

NEW STORY STARTS HERE!

John...

was a crazy physicist who

...pushed me off a cliff...

west india man fell into...

a deck of cards in

...Spain, and then promptly went...

to the potty on the...

Charles-Li posting factory in Australian

...Territory. I didn't really do...

..that much Poop did I?

eat in the penguin lands

...for it is a goodly...

...bananna split with whipped cream...

...and a lot of caramel...

chocolate flavored indian man in

...Russian cream sauce. Cannibals rejoice...

...for the god of destruction...

had destroyed humans for meat

...for we tasted like bacon...

in an alpaca's belly full

of crap. Die you b!t¢h

rearing animal lover, because

Мать Россия (Mother Russia) hates you idiot.

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ibexdk.gif

Two post rule violations are...

the result of making gaps in

society. Homework absolutely F'ing sucks

and it blows too, ladies

would use homework as tampons...

(No more posts... consolidation of all previous posts underway!)

Sack of potatoes. I like

Babe thread and some nice

beer and dope. The end.

Except for a new beginning,

which choked to death on

nukes, guns, planes, and poop.

End of the story. But

then suddenlly out of nowhere

this spammy thread was reported

and Thunderfall gave full approval

(:joke:)

of orange soda forum parties

Nevermind the last thing. Thunderfall

[Fine, no more silliness]

decided that all posts should

give you always heavy infractions

or even perma-ban and

drop nukes, guns, and planes

Trains, and Automobiles, with Steve

Martin and a fat coked

warning: read the forum rules.

Said philippe, the self-appointed mod.

[Oh and CharlesLi, you forgot my stuff from post #11]

But there is a double

login made by the bigfoot.

Bigfoot didn't approve this statement,

that is not five words.

Dammit! Fixed now.

that ain't five words too.

"Didn't" is one word, dummy!

reading comprehension, you fail it. :lol: ;)

While getting on-topic, someone accidentally

deleted this horribly spammy thread.

if I were a mod.... :mischief:

Is not smileys a word?

Philippe is just trolling this

yes, but we shall overcome

is an overrated march song

paedophile bestiality whore seminal fluids

you fail using five words

That's it, you are Told!



It's two thousand eight, mofo.

Dear god this is lame.


Can we stop ruining it?


Seriously, either we stop or....

this tread will go BOOM

it looks like philippe won.

Five dollar - - Five dollar footlong.

Who let the dogs out?

Don't you forget about me!

Love will keep us together!

I really doubt I can.

Was reffering to the song.

Using five words only good!

It'll end when mods descend.

Which they will very soon

What's love got to do?

Got to do with it?

Shame that this dont give

We're no strangers to love!

Ok, thats IT, the point

You just got Rick Rolled!

Go go go go go!

What's the deal with airports?

Airline food is bad yes?

A nice cold fish head?

Love is always on time!

I must admit i aint.

Actually you are on time

I am not on time

Hey, speak for yourself, Styles!

Once upon a time in

a land that time forgot...

electric926 managed to get confused.

But five word stories started

In Before Teh Lock Lol!!!!

Do you feel lucky, punk?

said the gangster before he

accidentally shot himself in the

land of milk and honey.

But he ate some spinach

While the victim got away.

We didn't start the fire!

However Perfection did cause it

Luke, I am your father.

Perfection said. Then, a donkey

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said the gangster before he accidentaly shot himself in the land of milk and honey. But he ate some spinach while the victim got away. We didn't start the fire, however Perfection did start it. "Luke, I am your father!" Perfection said. Then, a donkey

ate some good tasting grass

farmers ate pigs instead. Hey!

"...what's the matter you? Why?"

, said the above poster's mother. ;)

not yet of course! But

But the donkey didn't die,

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said the gangster before he accidentaly shot himself in the land of milk and honey. But he ate some spinach while the victim got away. We didn't start the fire, however Perfection did start it. "Luke, I am your father!" Perfection said. Then, a donkey ate some good tasting grass and exploded. So then the farmers ate pigs instead. Hey! "What's the matter with you? Why!", said the above poster's mother.
;) But the donkey didn't die,

soon I will kill it...

With my explosive flatulence at...

Stylesrj. But he defends with

shield. You gain 200 meat!

Way too bad, another try

on the football field with

the not-dead-yet donkey, gangster's victim.

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said the gangster before he accidentaly shot himself in the land of milk and honey. But he ate some spinach while the victim got away. We didn't start the fire, however Perfection did start it. "Luke, I am your father!" Perfection said. Then, a donkey ate some good tasting grass and exploded. So then the farmers ate pigs instead. Hey! "What's the matter with you? Why!", said the above poster's mother.
;)But the donkey didn't die, not yet of course! But soon I will kill it with my explosive flatulence at Stylesrj. But he defends with shield. You gain 200 meat! Way too bad, another try on the football field with the not-dead-yet donkey,gangster's victim.

Is the gangster electric926? Find out in the next installment!

It's JUST LIKE A MINI-MALL

except there's no Jamba Juice!

She seems to have an

wonderful time! Things that bother

Stylesrj amuse me greatly. Poop

The gangster was electric926. But

Abaddon saved the say with

his British election threadstravaganza! Hooray!

That was what she said

after she ate the ham

that was evil. A cat



I actually want coherent stories. They're fun. But people, this is not Non Sequitir.

ate more evil ham, killing

more and more goblin zombies

and elves. The elf leader

That was what she said after she ate the ham that was evil. A cat ate more evil ham, killing more and more goblin zombies and elves. The elf leader,

outraged, said "I DEMAND VENGANCE!"

but there was no supply!

But then the merchants came

and sold vengeance to elves.

That was what she said after she ate the ham that was evil. A cat ate more evil ham, killing more and more goblin zombies and elves. The elf leader, outraged, said "I DEMAND VENGANCE!" but there was no supply! But then the merchants came and sold vengeance to elves.

OOC: WTF this is a 5 word story that will never ever end.

By trying to **** them, which ....

...caused a lot of people...

raging hemorrhoids that burnt like

raging hemorrhoids. Anyway he escaped...

...to start up a new...

Story.

In a world beyond...

the galaxy that we live

...was a peaceful one for...

many years but even they

fell to the aliens. But,

...there was one last hope...

OOC: Trying to add a [I]little consistency. This is technically the same story.

... the aforementioned elves earlier mentioned...

And that was the SWORD


(grumble: n00bs always going for the sword grumble grumble good thing I have a ******* shot gun)

which had relations with a

wormhole. Both were sick...

...of stabbing aliens from the...

Planet Earth, which was taken...

to a place where they store all the ailiens from planet Earth.

...He was not mourned by...

Anybody of any intellect whatsoever :mwaha:

and cardgame just broke the 2 post rule again...

but that was okay because

it isn't so much a

...violation as it was a...

mistake that few care about.

Because this thread is so...

fictional unlike the real version...

OOC: Shouldn't we get back to the topic?

Seven sailors slided swiftly suddenly...

slightly to the left and...

died because of an unstable

nuclear reactor which ignited the...

...two post rule violations in...

this thread. Cardgame was lynched

but survived unscathed and returned...

...only to fall down a...

hole. This thread is dead.

Not. This was a triumph....

to bring this back alive.

Wrong again, cuvplayah. Wrong again. 2 post rule exists for a purpose
Ignore that. Stylesrj, I hope you get the reference.

...I'm making a note here...

on the properties of ZOMBIES...

Even though you broke my

super duper mega power re-animator

...and killed me!
And tore...

a hole right through the...

...center of the earth. It...

...threw every piece into a...

vortex that occured because of...

a mutation that occurred in

...Canadia! Just then, the Scalers...

hurt because they were so...

rejected by their alien peers,

...and steam powered tanks and...

the resulting pollution... cough, cough,...

...was lethal. World of Warcraft...

Is a very addicting drug

Well said, oyzar, well said.

Said civplayah, breaking from World of Warcaft (Proper nouns count as one word!)

So... I'd likta know WDWGFH?

where do we go from here

(double post as owner of this game)

NEW STORY STARTS HERE!

John...

was a crazy physicist who

...pushed me off a cliff...

west india man fell into...

a deck of cards in

...Spain, and then promptly went...

to the potty on the...

Charles-Li posting factory in Australian

...Territory. I didn't really do...

..that much Poop did I?

eat in the penguin lands

...for it is a goodly...

...bananna split with whipped cream...

...and a lot of caramel...

chocolate flavored indian man in

...Russian cream sauce. Cannibals rejoice...

...for the god of destruction...

had destroyed humans for meat

...for we tasted like bacon...

in an alpaca's belly full

of crap. Die you b!t¢h

rearing animal lover, because

???? ?????? (Mother Russia) hates you idiot.

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ibexdk.gif

Two post rule violations are...

the result of making gaps in

society. Homework absolutely F'ing sucks

and it blows too, ladies

would use homework as tampons...

(No more posts... consolidation of all previous posts underway!)

Consolidation complete! Said Charles as...

he landed in another universe

al makes all your film

In your bed! I ripped

my ass open. it hurt.

a whole flock of sheep

In Maryland. I wish for

brown paper packages tied up

with extraordinary efficiency. India has

a monopoly on the world

on flying pigs with swineflu

drugs, fetching over 1000 pounds

sterling. Any video game that

they played was straight away

in the never ending story

which then ended. A rabbit

killed itself, and then I

ate the remains of said

Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!

who proceeded through your bowels...

...and then into the depths...

of the 666th level of

Space Invaders. All of a

sudden, I ended up on

highway to hell, which actually...

...is more like a street...

dance troupe from New York.

Being naked for Our God's...

...amusement, for a chance to...

engage in sexual pleasure with

Your mother while simultaneously doing...

...a flying hatchet drop kick...

...was Bruce Lee. However, then

Johnny B. Goode turned up

...and played rock like he...

had never died, but he _ _ _

moved from New Orleans to

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