I love mad libs, and I think they would work here on the forums.

In case you didn't know, Mad Libs is a fill-in-the-blank word game in which you create a story by filling in nouns, verbs, adjectives and the like where appropriate. However, you have to pick your words before you see the story!



Adjective:
Noun:
Verb:
Number:

Now fill in the blanks!

Adjective: Splendiferous
Noun: Horseshoe Crab
Verb: Charleston
Number: 658568734

After doing that, we reveal the pre-written story with our words added in.

"I was having a splendiferous day making origami out of horseshoe crab(s), but then I accidentally got cut. I Charleston(ed) to the hospital as fast as I could, and had to pay 658568734 dollars.

Creating silliness and absurdity is pretty much the whole idea of the game.

How it will work is each poster picks one word at a time, and then when all the blanks are filled I'll reveal the story. After picking once, please don't choose again before at least two other people get to participate. So let's get started!

1) ADVERB Quizzically (by Catharsis)
2) NOUN pillow (by Stuck in Pi)
3) LIQUID Mercury (by MooseWarrior)
4) VERB Jiggled (by Backwards Logic)
5) NUMBER 13 (by sirtommygunn)
6) NOUN (PLURAL) Lasers (by electric926)
7) VERB Ingested (by Tasselhoff)
8) ADJECTIVE Horny (by BananaLee)
9) NOUN Penguin (by Taillesskangaru)
10) NOUN (PLURAL) Visions (by rhrawn)
11) ILLNESS fetal alchohol syndrome (by Perfection)
12) OCCUPATION Bra Inspector (by Globex)
13) BODY PART (PLURAL) Kidneys (by MooseWarrior)
14) BODY PART Spleen (by rhawn)

And we're done! :D

Stories thus far...


1. HOW TO WASH YOUR FACE

In order to wash your face quizzically, you must wet your pillow in warm Mercury. Then, jiggle it across your face 13 times. This will wash off any remaining lasers. When you are done you should ingest the cloth in horny water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a penguin to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away visions. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience fetal alchohol syndrome the first time you try this. Consult your Bra Inspector if you break out in kidneys. This works well on your spleen too!


2. History of Sonic the Hedgehog

It`s 1990, and SEGA isn`t making very ambidextrous games. Nintendo`s mascot, Mario, is making more and more games that are way better than any of SEGA`s. Then SEGA had a tomatoe, what they needed is a Mario of their own...they had the banana of making a rabbit that can stretch his lungs out and moderate things. That plan didn`t go so well. They needed an animal that can nuke itself and crumble enemies by doing only a spin. They noticed that hedgehogs have quills that nuke and crumble. So they went with the hedgehog. Since he was planned to be a rabbit, they programmed him to run at a squishy speed. Then, in 1991, `Sonic the Hedgehog` was released for the SEGA toilet paper. In the first year, it out-nudged Mario by 3.14159265358979323846 Copies. Sonic was then known as SEGA`s civilization. Over the years, Sonic has taken on many Mormons. In 1998, he took on a pedestrian style in the game `Sonic Adventure.` Today, Mario and Sonic are still venomous rivals. Also, in Winter 2007, Mario and Sonic will compete in the 2008 Forum Mad Libs Thread Olympics in `Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games` for the Nintendo Moderator and Nintendo II.

3. TV Commercial

Is your bunny making a mess of your hell? Try troglodyte! It will wipe your whole freedom and decamilify to unbelievable levels! Watch, as we demonstrate, the red striped capabilities of this painstaking product! Everyone should have at least 666 of these!

To order, call the number on your screen. elephantine phone attendants will disgustingly take your request. amazing and naive service will be yours! Call within the next 1 millenia, and you will receive a errant, squirrely, alive wizard as a bonus, absolutely free for an additional value of 2.34-5.66j dollars, plus shipping and handling cost of e dollars. Act Now!!

Do we have to pick words in order or can we choose any number from the list and fill in the word for it?

I guess you can just choose the one you want. Can't think of an adverb?

I guess you can just choose the one you want. Can't think of an adverb?

Adverbs are hard :(

12) Occupation: Bra Inspector

1) Adverb - quizzically

7) Verb- ingested

3) Liquid- Mercury

10) NOUN (PLURAL) - Visions

2) Noun - pillow

5) number - 13

4) Verb - Jiggled

14) BODY PART - Spleen

8) ADJECTIVE - horny

9) NOUN - penguin.

6) NOUN (PLURAL) -lasers

11. ILLNESS - fetal alcohol syndrome

13) Body Part (Plural)- Kidneys

This could be interesting.

Nice work everyone! The results were... uncanny to say the least. Check post #2 for the completed story you all helped make! I'll have the next one ready in a little while.

Time for Lib #2!

It's long, but I promise it's great.

1) ADJECTIVE Ambidextrous (by electric926)
2) NOUN Tomatoe (by Mythmonster2)
3) NOUN Banana (by Globex)
4) BODY PART (PLURAL) Lungs (by Mythmonster2)
5) VERB Moderate (by Perfection)
6) VERB Nuking (by Stylesrj)
7) VERB Crumble (by rhawn)
8) ADJECTIVE Squishy (by Globex)
9) NOUN toilet paper (by BananaLee)
10) VERB ENDING IN "ED" Nudged (by Backwards Logic)
11) NUMBER 3.14159265358979323846 (by Stuck in Pi)
12) NOUN Civilization (by MooseWarrior)
13) NOUN (PLURAL) Mormons (by Catharsis)
14) ADJECTIVE pedestrian (by LightFang)
15) ADJECTIVE Venomous (by Tasselhoff)
16) PLACE Forum Mad Libs Thread (by taillesskangaru)
17) FUNNY WORD Moderator (by Perfection)
18) LETTER I (by sirtommygunn)
19) LETTER I (by Catharsis)

17) Moderator

13) Mormons

11) PI!!!

ten char

2: Tomatoe

5) Moderate

Could we get some variety here P? Your contribution to the first lib was outstanding, by the way.

10) Nudged

18) letter - I

19) letter - I

3) Banana

ten characters

1) Ambidextrous

16) PLACE - Forum Mad Libs Thread

9) NOUN - Toilet Paper

4: Lungs

tenchars

15) Venomous

7) VERB - Crumble

6) VERB - Nuking

8) adjective--pedestrian

12) Civilization

8) Squishy

Nice work people!

so are you going to start a new story?

Oh yeah, I totally forgot about this. Sorreh. :D

1. NOUN = bunny
2. PLACE = hell
3. SILLY WORD = troglodyte
4. VERB = wipe
5. NOUN = freedom
6. VERB = decimalify
7. ADJECTIVE = red striped
8. ADJECTIVE = painstaking
9. NUMBER = 666
10. ADJECTIVE = elephantine
11. ADVERB = disgustingly
12. ADJECTIVE = amazing
13. ADJECTIVE = naive
14. NUMBER = 1
15. MEASURMENT OF TIME = millennia
16. ADJECTIVE = Errant
17. ADJECTIVE = squirrely
18. ADJECTIVE = alive
19. NOUN = wizard
20. NUMBER = 2.34-5.66j
21. NUMBER = e

ALL DONE!

9. 666

_______

1) noun - bunny

13. naive

6. decimalify

15) millennia

20. 2.34-5.66j

2) hell (XCL)

3. troglodyte

19. Wizard

7) Red Striped

17. ADJECTIVE - squirrely

4. wipe :smug:

21: e

xcl

(18) Alive

5. Freedom

16. Errant

6. Flush

4. Verb - castrating

#6 and #4 are both taken already.

11) amazingly

10. Elephantine

8. ADJECTIVE - painstakingly

8. ADJECTIVE - painstakingly

That's an adverb, and I'm not sure painstaking is a word.

I'm not sure painstaking is a word.

Sure it is! :) http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/painstaking

Oh, well so it is! That link calls it a noun, though.

14: Number, 1

11: Disgustingly

Oh, well so it is! That link calls it a noun, though.

There's a bit you can click which is also an adjective.
Though on another note, I didn't know that was a noun too. :D

That was outstanding.

NEW:

1)VERB = disco
2)NOUN
3)ADJECTIVE
4)TYPE OF VEHICLE = coracle
5)VERB ENDING IN "ING"
6)NOUN
7)OCCUPATION = meteorologist
8)ADJECTIVE
9)NOUN (PLURAL)
10)NUMBER = fifty
11)NOUN
12)ADJECTIVE
13)VERB ENDING IN "ED"
14)NOUN
15)NOUN (PLURAL)
16)ANIMAL = sperm whale
17)ADJECTIVE
18)NOUN
19)NOUN
20)NOUN = homework

Nice.
1: Disco

10) Fifty :love:

16) Sperm Whale

4) Coracle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coracle)

7) Meteorologist

20) Homework

5. Pimping

That was already taken you know... I mean, only two days had passed.