Yeah, this OP kind of sucked. See below.

Nice game, but your rules won't work in a forum setting. People will read everything when scrolling down to the last post, and starting with a story already in place is silly, the entire story should be compsoed of 4 word snippets.

I therefore propose that we follow these amended rules:
1. All snippets should be 4 words long
2. Snippets should be placed in spoiler tags. Only open the last spoiler tag.
3. You must let 3 people post after you before posting again, unless a new game has started.
4. If at least 10 posts have been made and the last post ends a sentance, you may if you choose to end the story and start a new one. To end a story simply open all the spoiler tags, copy and paste the snippets into a new post and then start a new story with 4 words. To prevent crossposting, you may wish to post "I intend to end this story" and then go ahead and put together the story, editing your original post.

So let's start off fresh with

Mary had a little

carrying on perf's story...
trouble with her shoelaces.

Which was funny, because

Err, never mind

monkeys were currently escaping

their circus cages in

to the elephant bellies,

where they were digested...

Into the belly of

Perfection, went the lamb.

The lamb knew he

was married, but couldn't

bear the thought of

lots of candy and

guns, nukes, and planes

and Jared Diamond. From

there, they went bowling.

Mary had a little trouble with her shoelaces. Which was funny, because monkeys were currently escaping their circus cages in to the elephant bellies, where they were digested Into the belly of Perfection, went the lamb. The lamb knew he was married, but couldn't bear the thought of lots of candy and guns, nukes, and planes and Jared Diamond. From there, they went bowling.

These are the voyages

of an obscure captain

who by the way

expected the spanish inquistion and

prepared the soft cushions

for imminent take-off. KRACKATHOOOM

! It was a loud

grunt, yet strangely arousing

alien women probed his

DOUBLE TROUBLE :blush:

bellybutton with much enthusiasm.

These are the voyages of an obscure captain who by the way expected the spanish inquistion and prepared the soft cushions for imminent take-off. KRACKATHOOOM! It was a loud grunt, yet strangely arousing alien women probed his bellybutton with much enthusiasm.

Wow

Though James was a

super-secret agent man

-boy love association member

who decided to instead

live in a yellow

from the expanded universe

came a bacon cheeseburger

that was poisonous. "Donkeey!"

, yelled Mike Meyers, "Don't

cut The Cheese Or

get the **** out

of the burning house

which was started by

the sound of a

spaceship appearing from the

clear blue sky above

the rooftops. Lord, Lord

won't you buy me

some nice new shoes?

Which are white and brown.

Though James was a super-secret agent man-boy love association member who decided to instead live in a yellow from the expanded universe came a bacon cheeseburger that was poisonous. "Donkeey!", yelled Mike Meyers, "Don't cut The Cheese Or get the **** out of the burning house which was started by the sound of a spaceship appearing from the clear blue sky above the rooftops. Lord, Lord won't you buy me some nice new shoes? Which are white and brown.

That was a long one!

Two roads diverged in

the middle of a

thrilling game of traditional

golf is often played

Sigh. congratulations Perfection for ruining what looked like a good game and turning it into a four word story game, as if we don't have enough of those already.

Sigh. congratulations Perfection for ruining what looked like a good game and turning it into a four word story game, as if we don't have enough of those already.

Thats where you are wrong. It is not an ordinary four word story game because people are only supposed to look at the last four words posted and continue on from there (which leads to less grammatical correctness and more incoherence :crazyeye: )

...which makes it even worse then a normal 4 word story.

Come on it is bleeding awesome! The game itself is not that fun but the result really is!

spoiled brats and rich

creamy delicious butter sauce

Sigh. congratulations Perfection for ruining what looked like a good game and turning it into a four word story game, as if we don't have enough of those already.

I believe that this version is much better than how it would've turned out otherwise.

dripping from the end

back to the beginning

@Kol.7, how exactly did I make this another 4 word game? This was always one, I just took the core idea and made it better suited for a forum setting.

of the divergence. I

went to the bathroom.

The toilet exploded and

the sound was heard

all the way over

to the planet of

Radioactivemonkeyland in the galaxy

megauberultrasuper1337h4x0rtodamaxpwnage7 where the alien race

Lived and worked and

ate and slept and

polka'ed all night long.

just in case he edits it
[spoiler]polka'ed all night long.[/SPOILER}
and bigfoot messed up the spoiler and

Godammit, sorry people.

the cow jumped over

the moon. The cow

was milked under it

Two roads diverged in the middle of a thrilling game of traditional golf is often played. Spoiled brats and rich creamy delicious butter sauce dripping from the end back to the beginning of the divergence. I went to the bathroom. The toilet exploded and the sound was heard all the way over to the planet of Radioactivemonkeyland in the galaxy megauberultrasuper1337h4x0rtodamaxpwnage7 where the alien race Lived and worked and ate and slept and and bigfoot messed up the spoiler and the cow jumped over the moon. The cow was milked under it.

Nice one.

Sometimes, you just gotta

Change you mind about

You know I've changed my mind about this game, it is actually a lot better then normal spam games. Just no one mention guns, nukes and planes ;).

Somebody did earlier actually, but I think we turned it around pretty good.

whether you should go

back forward now back

three hops this time!

Slide to the left!

And sing!

Roll left!

Roll Right!

Roll to

the screams of innocents

ring through the dead

with guns, nukes, and

Something much unlike planes

Cha Cha real smooth.

Sometimes, you just gotta change you mind about whether you should go
back forward now back
three hops this time!
Slide to the left!
And sing!

Roll left!
Roll Right!

Roll to
the screams of innocents
ring through the dead
with guns, nukes, and
Something much unlike planes

Cha Cha real smooth.

Nice.

In an old, old

petting zoo, the ponies

all went on strike

Oh we made a song!

at the steel factory

production stopped. A worker

threw out his Stride

along with the trash

Kol, please remember to let others post 3 times before posting again. ;)

I gotta admit, that one was awesome.

which was actually radioactive!

It then exploded, killing

millions of people and
ten characters

dozens of chimpanzees, too

use them for animal

crackers. They were tasty.

In an old, old petting zoo, the ponies all went on strike at the steel factory production stopped. A worker threw out his Stride along with the trash which was actually radioactive! It then exploded, killing millions of people and dozens of chimpanzees, too use them for animal crackers. They were tasty.

Bob was walking along

when he suddenly remembered

Double Post

where his wife was.

She then began to

disco wildly, while accidentally

elbowing some girl scouts

who liked it very

hot and spicy with

large beautiful breasts. She

knew how much money

the crocodile hid under

a pile of oranges

or something. Apples, possibly

being thrown at people

is cause for celebration.

Much unlike when large,

or small or even

huge. Then, the crocodile

said: "hey, whatsamatta you?"

Bob was walking along when he suddenly remembered where his wife was. She then began to disco wildly, while accidentally elbowing some girl scouts who liked it very hot and spicy with large beautiful breasts. She knew how much money the crocodile hid under a pile of oranges or something. Apples, possibly being thrown at people is cause for celebration. Much unlike when large, or small or even huge. Then, the crocodile said: "hey, whatsamatta you?"

I think somebody's been peeking. :mischief:

Golly, do I ever have

:huh: Five words this time?

something to show for

:huh: Five words this time?

Ah . .. .. .. .. Let's just let it go.

the king of the

swingers, oh, the jungle

the mighty jungle, the

hunter hunts his prey

with a shotgun of

high caliber and low

risk of heart disease.

Diarrhea may also occur.

Other side effects include

sweating and loss of

consiousness. A wolf then

I wasn't peeking. I was using a character from my earlier post.

said: "all the better

"and then he walked

on a landmine and

blew up. The wolf

has no time for

listening to you ramble

the decimals of pi.

Someone should probably type it up now, you know? It's been a lot longer then 10 posts since the last one.

Golly, do I ever have something to show for the king of the swingers, oh, the jungle the mighty jungle, the hunter hunts his prey with a shotgun of high caliber and low risk of heart disease. Diarrhea may also occur. Other side effects include sweating and loss of consciousness. A wolf then said: "all the better" and then he walked on a landmine and blew up. The wolf has no time for listening to you ramble the decimals of pi.

How'd we miss two song prompts?

At the world's end,

Well, I messed up the mighty jungle. Sorry.

there will be a

I just wanted somebody to type "OOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEUMM BUMMMMMMM BAWAAAEEE!" Oh well. Jut be on the lookout for song prompts in the future.

time in this country

Road, take me home

to my beutiful wife

I say, "Give me

that old-time rock and

roll. Well, it's not

really that important, so

no one cares. Afterwards

he felt embarrassed and

promptly died. His corpse

was sent away to

the city of Timbuktu

oh Timbuktu, where Hippo

I think we could have over 10 posts a story.

EDIT: Whoops, gotta wait my turn.

has many tourist attractions,


edit: missed the page turnover, but what the heck, it's a non sequitur.

like smack a monkey,

also known as the

rapping nun. They went

crazy, freestylin' Jesus style

money changer ass kicking.

Oh no you d'int!

Oh yes i did!

Hippos

oh go hippos

At the world's end, there will be a time in this country Road, take me home to my beutiful wife I say, "Give me that old-time rock and roll. Well, it's not really that important, so no one cares. Afterwards he felt embarrassed and promptly died. His corpse was sent away to the city of Timbuktu oh Timbuktu, where Hippo has many tourist attractions, like smack a monkey, also known as the rapping nun. They went crazy, freestylin' Jesus style money changer ass kicking. Oh no you d'int! Oh yes i did! Hippos

oh go hippos.

OH MY GOD, LOOK

at The Flying Windows

, a well known local

rollercoaster, which was called

the most sickening ride

but it was called

Kangarooland. The chief kangaroo

bounced into the distance

, over mountains, through valleys

came a fearsome beast

and he devoured the

the iced bun of

Good Burger, home of

the Good Burger, can

be eaten with fries

And dijon mustard. Meanwhile

, somebody else had cornbread.

OH MY GOD, LOOK at The Flying Windows, a well known local rollercoaster, which was called the most sickening ride but it was called Kangarooland. The chief kangaroo bounced into the distance, over mountains, through valleys came a fearsome beast and he devoured the the iced bun of Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can be eaten with fries And dijon mustard. Meanwhile, somebody else had cornbread.

When there's something strange

in your neighborhood, it's

a bird, it's a

flying radioactive super monkey

with a half-life of

666 years. It emits

a pleasant fragrance that

is very intoxicating and

good for your heart

but bad for your

bank account. Too bad

that the Swiss just

keep getting Swisser and

ultimately more Swiss than

Swiss Miss chocolate beverage.

Five words...

But without sugar and

Dammit! Why do I keep doing that! :wallbash:

EDIT: Well actually, I just accidentally repeated the last word of Bartleby's part, so it doesn't matter really.

cream, what could I

do to stop it?

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, it's a bird, it's a flying radioactive super monkey with a half-life of 666 years. It emits a pleasant fragrance that is very intoxicating and good for your heart but bad for your bank account. Too bad that the Swiss just keep getting Swisser and ultimately more Swiss than Swiss Miss chocolate beverage. But without sugar and cream, what could I do to stop it?

A long time ago

, no. Actually, quite recently,

the economy took a

toke from the joint

(BBQ) of Tron, elephant's

got it locked down.

Now a new sentence

begins; now it ends.

And that's the way

I like it, yeah...

that's the way, uh-huh

uh-huh, I LIKE it

very, very, very much!

Then the elephant and

the rhinocerous attacked the

other candidate's position on

gay abortion lapel pins

on their tiny speedos.

And large socks with

designer labels are often

vastly overpriced. I paid

an arm and a

bigger arm. The elephant

Hoping this one lives long!

has only one week

If it's too long it gets to be a pain to gather up though. :shifty:

to get a job.

As a baker or

possibly a dietician. Helpfully,

someone offered him slimjims.

they recommended bananas and

fudge with vanilla taste.

A long time ago, no. Actually, quite recently, the economy took a toke from the joint (BBQ) of Tron, elephant's got it locked down. Now a new sentence begins; now it ends. And that's the way I like it, yeah... that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I LIKE it very, very, very much! Then the elephant and the rhinocerous attacked the other candidate's position on gay abortion lapel pins on their tiny speedos. And large socks with designer labels are often vastly overpriced. I paid an arm and a bigger arm. The elephant has only one week to get a job. As a baker or possibly a dietician. Helpfully, someone offered him slimjims. they recommended bananas and fudge with vanilla taste.

I scream, you scream

HEY! No screaming in

the Hypocrite Hut! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

HEY! SHUT UP THAT

(this has the potential for awesomeness)

DAMN MOUTH OF YOURS

SO I CAN PRACTICE

turning off Caps Lock

when something bad happened

in a Christian school.

Whatever, I'll just go with it.

Nuns charged forth, wielding

baguettes! What the heck?

edit: crossposted with catharsis. Please ignore.

"Dam You to Hell!"

, screamed back little Raphie.