You all know the rules, beat the pic above you somehow.

Part 5 (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=281898)

Let's get things started:

http://signsrus.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny_sign_1.jpg

A funnier sign

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/1118807_a751d65ba5_m.jpg

Still using trams? We modernised you know Newcastle:

http://www.freefoto.com/images/23/22/23_22_6---First-Great-Western-High-Speed-Train_web.jpg

Best I could think of...

Shinkansen FTW!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/83248944_e7243ed05c.jpg

http://look-closer.net/wp-content/myimages/2006/07/NYC072806_026.jpg

NYC

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Zilla98_01.jpg

Let's go Dino Hunting!

http://static.hollywoodvideo.com/images/games/boxart/11915.jpg

You'll need this:

http://news.cnet.com/i/ne/p/2005/Xbox360full_500x526.jpg

http://www.wikinomics.com/blog/uploads/wii.JPG

http://gamer.blorge.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/playstation-3-game-console2.jpg

I BROKE IT!!

http://www.geckoandfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/failure_ps3_fail_boot_hot_heat_blueray_crash.jpg

http://www.rimcapital.com.au/Molten%20Metal%20Graphics/molten%20metal.jpg

Hotter.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/Mass_eject_in_ultraviolet_light.jpg/535px-Mass_eject_in_ultraviolet_light.jpg

I supernova the sun...

http://www.wissenschaft-online.de/sixcms/media.php/373/thumbnails/supernova.jpg.236916.jpg

Not if it's below Chandrasekhar's limit.

http://www.physics.ucsb.edu/~blaes/plous/Chandrasekhar.jpg

He's got one of these named after him.

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/07/asteroid_2_2.jpg

http://sens-de-la-vie.com/Images-dok/doomsday_impact_asteroide_01.jpg

You were asking for this!

http://www.discoveringfloridakeys.com/photos/glass-bottom-boat.jpg

It's not a boat! It's a meteor of doom!

What meteor?

http://fcis.oise.utoronto.ca/~rchilds/ROLEPLAY/red_x_mark.jpg

I can see it, you must have a bad computer. :(

This guy can help you! :D

http://www.primagc.com/prima%20technical%20support.jpg

Outsourcing!

http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/outsourcing1.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9d/Barack_Obama.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/MDvotingmachine.jpg
Somebody's tampering with the machines...

I'm taking the ATM away!

http://www.atmmarketplace.com/images/theft.jpg

Think it over, creeps!

http://geekofalltrades.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/robocop-792844bmp.jpg

A bigger, badder robot:

http://www.visualfxblog.com/images/tf_5_megatron_large.jpg

http://www.timelord.de/new-dalek.gif

http://onceuponageek.com/doctorwho/images/tardis.jpg

Teleportation (or time travel, or whatever TF that thing does) can go wrong...

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/9907/fly1lu5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://tallskinnykiwi.typepad.com/tallskinnykiwi/censorship-small.jpg

http://www.randomhouse.com/teens/firstamendment/images/FirstAmendment.gif

I burn your First Amendment

http://www.funsci.com/fun3_en/fire/fire_01.jpg

http://www.surftravelcompany.com/big-wave1.jpg

BIG BIG BIG BIG WATER! SUCH A BIG BIG BIG BIG WATER!

http://www.militarypictures.info/d/108-3/Virginia_class_submarine.jpg

Just for jokes: BEWARE THE X! BEWARE THE X! :p

http://john-go.com/redX.jpg

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/343/640pxrorschachlikeinkblzk0.png (http://imageshack.us)

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2253/thethingjd2.th.jpg[/URL][URL=http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php]http://img404.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/Lolwut_cat.jpg

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk320/pd771/i-dunno-lol.jpg

http://www.thegrillstoreandmore.com/image/products/thumbs/402935d.jpg

http://www.jewelryandbeading.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/wire-cutters.jpg

http://img.metblogs.com/dc/files/2008/04/nuclearbomb.jpg

Beat That!

http://tintedglasses.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/cockroach-3.jpg

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1816/200bd0.jpg

This is a raid!

http://image.hotdog.hu/_data/members2/178/559178/images/kepek_illusztraciok/Viking%20raid%202.jpg

http://www.horizontalbowhunter.com/images/crossbowman.jpg

Golpher with a bazooka > Man with a crossbow

http://web.mit.edu/mukherji/www/bazooka.jpg

Ork with More Dakka > Gopher with Bazooka

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/more_dakka.jpg

http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07423/Lol_wut_pack.jpg

Backpacks are for little children. Briefcases are for men!

http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50294693/Leather_Briefcase.jpg

The leather has to come from somewhere.

http://blog.pennlive.com/bizarrebazaar/2007/10/large_Cow.jpg

http://cleantechnica.com/files/2008/04/bart.jpg

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/images/FamilyStrangle1.gif

I love how poorly they phrased this.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4629/stopdomesticviolenceex0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hammertime!

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q127/askye7/HammerTime.jpg

Global Warming melts the ice.

http://mpinkeyes.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/global-warming.jpg

http://www.meic.org/images/energy-images/carbon-sequestration/energy-4.jpg/image

Ahem...

http://thebreakthrough.org/blog/2008/04/09/solar%20grove.jpg

Ahem, you try cleaning them...

http://domesticfuel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/powerboostspray.jpg

iRandom Explosion!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/96/IED_Controlled_Explosion.jpg/800px-IED_Controlled_Explosion.jpg

Volcanic eruption beats your puny explosion

http://thegeogblog.edublogs.org/files/2008/05/volcanic-eruption.JPG

*Ahem*

http://vbaines.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/asteroid2.jpg

*Ahem*

http://www.mydigitallife.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/supernova_sn2006gy.jpg

I'd rather live IRL.

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/9930/irlthegamexi2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

There goes outside...

http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/7474/explosion-slice_26.gif

http://ratonland.org/img/articles/bunny-pancake.gif

http://www.potatomato.com/mt/archives/image/DSC01276.jpg

Uh-oh...

http://osocio.org/images/uploads/PETA_logo.JPG

PeTA, meet Frita.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3231/2289627547c1cf3edfdsr0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/cheetah-cubs.jpg

http://www.feelmypain.net/cheater.jpg

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater

http://softduit.com/images/Blog_Folders/article_images/HeyBuddyCanyouSpareaToothpickIvegotsomet_EF15/Can_you_spare_a_toothpick1.jpg

Wal-Mart Greeter.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2963/walmartlq9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I couldn't find an image of a Walmart burning, so here's a building that had "Walmart" somewhere in the search that's burning

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/05/housefire.jpg

A burning house doesn't compare to the White House being obliterated by an alien laser

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050906/050906_independence_day_hmed.hmedium.jpg

This is Barackstan Obamania, you are owned!
http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/obama-looks-to-hollywood-for-support.jpg

:(

Can't see a picture.

Nothing is more sad than an emo...

http://www.fashionshanty.com/images/emo/girls-emo-haircut.jpg

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Kill%20it%20With%20Fire%20Aliens.jpg

http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/975/1099605887.jpg

Fire in the hole!

Fun with grenades:

http://www.freewebs.com/chaosplague/Brumcol%20off%20cliff%20with%20grenade%20-%20dthislnd.JPG

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/1232/1210300064121rv8ej8.jpg

http://thor.info.uaic.ro/~busaco/paint/coloured-tears/Schizophrenia.jpg

A lot of images use this:

http://www.techshout.com/images/photoshop-hd.jpg

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/5524/photoshoopsa6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Kill%20it%20With%20Fire%20Aliens.jpg

You guys suck.

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/water.jpg

http://www.npowersoftware.com/gallery/4GlassShaterLarge.jpg

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4826/live20or20memorex20ii70ty2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I'd much rather glue the glass back together...

http://z.about.com/d/familycrafts/1/0/K/o/1/ct2-16_superglue.jpg

Cold temperature breaks glue.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Icicles.jpg

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/ellis271/arch1701/Global-Warming-Approaching23jan05%203.jpg

Satan lives in a realm of fire.

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1011/1011_satan_at_party.jpg

Real actors > Cartoon

http://i20.tinypic.com/2gxlfmd.jpg

http://www.edopter.com/images_user/ideas/200804/wTY61d

I prefer living with this kind of house:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/house-selling-1.jpg

King Louie's house trumps your house. :smug:

http://images.quickblogcast.com/114196-106548/Versailles_cour_de_marble1.jpg

http://www.ngfl-cymru.org.uk/vtc/ngfl/history/120/versailles/images/index_01.jpg

And because of that, it lead to this:

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/images/hitler1.jpg

http://clapso.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/stalin_color555.jpg

Like Joseph Stalin

The best totalitarian leader of them all:

http://www.calebbooker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/big_brother_theater.jpg

He does not exist. It's all a lie set up by everyone. That's what the book implies. There is no Big Brother

http://conversationagency.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/nothing3.jpg

Hmm... power outblack... uh... blackout...

http://blogs.indiewire.com/mattdentler/archives/SUNblackout.jpg

Don't worry! This guy has the light!

http://i37.tinypic.com/2m2vu38.jpg

Goodbye, Light!

http://solar-center.stanford.edu/SID/images/eclipse.jpg

This death star will destroy the moon and bring back the light!

http://www.windycitylefty.com/images/death_star.jpg

http://swg.allakhazam.com/images/ships/XWing.jpg

Ion Cannons...

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/WWE_Champion2006/IonCannon.jpg

It's just a card, you know.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Yu-Gi-Yo.jpg/800px-Yu-Gi-Yo.jpg

I predict those people will end up like this guy:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/40-Year-OldVirginMoviePoster.jpg

It could be worse, it could be like this woman:

http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/paris_hilton.jpg

IT COULD
http://www.wetasschronicles.com/ParachuteBurn.jpg
BE WORSE

I agree completely. :D

http://empires.strategyplanet.gamespy.com/images/empires/buildings/germany/flak.jpg

I agree the most. I mean, can't get any worse than this... right? You get shot down, your parachute is on fire, flak is everywhere and you have a monkey on you...

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/black-howler-monkey.jpg

Stay out.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Barbered_wire_near_by_the_entrance_of_Auschwitz_I. jpg/180px-Barbered_wire_near_by_the_entrance_of_Auschwitz_I. jpg

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/iranian_freedom_2.jpg

http://mccammon.ucsd.edu/~dminh/nyphilly/images/nyp-23.jpg

I still prefer the whole "French Fries" thing...

http://conveniencestorenews.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/french_fries.jpg

The French Fry is nothing without:

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/03/23-End/ketchup070606.jpg

...which is nothing without...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Bright_red_tomato_and_cross_section02.jpg/220px-Bright_red_tomato_and_cross_section02.jpg

Which in turn is nothing without...

http://www.eais.net/images/farm-land.jpg

Locust attack!

http://plus.maths.org/latestnews/sep-dec07/complex/locusts.jpg

Scramble the fight...er...Crop Dusters!

http://www.cecilw.com/photo/albums/misc/2484_crop_duster.sized.jpg

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w299/mrdjs7/LoL%20Cats/PewPewPew.jpg

Flak gun can shoot through armour... damn crosspost!

http://www.cwgcuser.org.uk/personal/lifrance/images/a01205.jpg

I got it! I got it!

http://www.eliteukforces.info/images/weapons/m136.jpg

Seriously, can you not come up with something more creative than flak?

Laser turrets?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/cnc/images/thumb/c/c1/Generals_Laser_Turret.jpg/200px-Generals_Laser_Turret.jpg

http://hylianhd.rpgplanet.gamespy.com/z5/items/mirror_shield.jpg

I prefer this kind of shield:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/supcom/images/thumb/1/1d/Cybran_shield_insitu.jpg/400px-Cybran_shield_insitu.jpg

How about something more realistic?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ab/THAAD_Launcher.jpg/300px-THAAD_Launcher.jpg

Screw Realism! Surrealism for the win!

http://vpod.tv/Imaginariums/71301/thumb/

Yes, that's from Black Hole Sun's music video. :p

Nope, reality wins...

http://www.metronetiq.com/archives/reality/reality-check.jpg

Nobody gives a reality check like Judge Hatchett.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3999/wallpaper02800pd4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/family-vacations-supreme-court-of-the-united-states.jpg

Acid rain destroys marble

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/acid-rain-1a.jpg

Can't get acid rain if there's no rain in the first place, right?

http://www.schools.ash.org.au/paa2/cwabook/images/drought.jpg

http://bp2.blogger.com/_shNfb4kWu0g/RxWj_YFyCyI/AAAAAAAAAW0/AP2BroFtDhc/s320/Desert+Caravan+Libya.jpg

Night and stars above that shine so bright...

Desert warfare...

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2003/0301/avoid0111.jpg

I am... a terrifying terrorist.

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3638/silenceikillyoucx0.jpg

I am Jose Jalepeno on de steek.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/671/josejalapenopuppetofjefww0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I prefer this puppet...

http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/public/2008/05/achmed.png

Silence! I kill you!

Are you kidding me?

I didn't see choxorn's image, I thought it was a red X.

http://www.piney.com/Flute.bone.jpg

Yes, it's a flute.

http://www.pixelcomic.net/files/ocarina.png

FORE!!

http://www.mountainvalleyproperty.com/uploads/images/golf%20club.jpg

Watch out for alligators.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6529/aligatorruckus468x314fc4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

A larger predator:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2405/2327480629_12b6652600.jpg?v=0

An even deadlier predator...

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/predator-400x300.jpg

This Predator is way deadlier.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4a/MQ-1_Predator.jpg/800px-MQ-1_Predator.jpg

No, Predator has the three laser sight and all sorts of crazy weapons, even a nuke if things go wrong.
All the predator there has is two missiles and no pilot...

The worst predator of them all.
http://oculosis.com/maraby/tmp/pedobear.png

We have your file. You will not escape the combined efforts of the world's police forces.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/60/Interpol_logo.png/202px-Interpol_logo.png

I'll blow up your bloody planet!

http://inquizition.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/deathstar.jpg

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/1348/defstarre6.png (http://imageshack.us)

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/soundandfury/culture/images/whitestone.jpg

She's a deaf star. Punny! :D

Bionic ear :)

http://www.yrsd-dcd.org.uk/images/cochlea1.jpg

Amish people don't like this newfangled tech...

http://powerfulnews.com/Amish.jpg

Jews are cooler!
http://www.tropicalfete.com/fusion_news/uploads/matisyahu1.jpg

We need more Mennonites.
http://www.thelope.com/images/06-10-07s-006.jpg

Nothing beats the original Protestantism

http://isaiah543.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/martin_luther.jpg

http://www.freethoughtpedia.com/images/Atheism_motivation.jpg

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9538/einsteinshowphptextyousyc9.jpg

http://www.atomicdeathray.com/images/einstein-tongue.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/GodfreyKneller-IsaacNewton-1689.jpg

Newton's First Law of Motion:

http://www.k12.nf.ca/gc/Science/Physics3204/Projects2003/SlotA/ProjectA2/car1.jpg

http://www.k12.nf.ca/gc/Science/Physics3204/Projects2003/SlotA/ProjectA2/car2.jpg

http://www.k12.nf.ca/gc/Science/Physics3204/Projects2003/SlotA/ProjectA2/car3.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Seatbelt.svg/156px-Seatbelt.svg.png

http://www.dodge.com/shared/2007/nitro/safety_security/air_bag_protection/images/lb_airbags.jpg

Flying is statistically the safest way to travel.

http://images.betanews.com/screenshots/1014879013-1.jpg

Uh-oh...

http://www.redstaterascals.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/twin-towers.JPG

Obama will hunt down those terrorists and bring them to justice!

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/c/z/1/obama_super_obama.jpg

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/images/2008/02/06/superobamagirl_final.jpg

Superheroes are still affected by the law... the police are on their way now.

http://freethoughts.org/archives/police.jpg

Your foolish police cannot resist our DONUT power!

http://macondeals.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/09_krispykreme_lg_l.jpg

Too much of these guys though.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Fat_triglyceride_shorthand_formula.PNG

Too much of these guys though.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Fat_triglyceride_shorthand_formula.PNG

Oil rich countries:http://www.rightblueeye.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/opec.jpg

They're pretty much screwed after we perfect this:

http://www.energytribune.com/live_images/nuclear_fusion.gif

Why bother perfecting it when we can weaponise it?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a281/stylesrj/Other/250px-.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a281/stylesrj/Other/Nuked.jpg

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/525/englishnuclearattacktg0.png

Time for plan B!

http://www.tdhorn.com/blog/uploaded_images/IMG_1373-771504.JPG

Bigger, better boat!

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:KOWCNDR6TKvTAM:http://www.battle-fleet.com/pw/his/air-carrier/aircraft-carrier-0.jpg

And now it's at the bottom of the ocean.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/Cncgzh-win-cover.jpg

We've got plenty of particle cannons here...

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/666/particlecannonob1.jpg

Two words: space mirror.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:xckDQskkPp8wMM:http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/files/articles/space0805eng_485x326.jpg

Reflect this!

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Beam/DeathStar3.jpg

I put the X in the air...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/77/203539247_17882fe21c.jpg

...and I take it down!

http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/home_made_rocket_launcher.jpg

And NO, that is not me! :mad:

Firing countermeasures...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/10/F-16_MLU_of_Royal_Netherlands_Air_Force%27s_Solo_Dis play_Team_%28reg._J-055%29%2C_flares%2C_Radom_AirShow_2005%2C_Poland.j pg/800px-F-16_MLU_of_Royal_Netherlands_Air_Force%27s_Solo_Dis play_Team_%28reg._J-055%29%2C_flares%2C_Radom_AirShow_2005%2C_Poland.j pg

Doesn't stop a dogfight...

http://3dfusion.de/artikel/games/Blazing_Angels_Squadrons_of_WWII/bilder/BA2.jpg

No more war!

http://www.topia.net/Images/Budapest3-20-05.jpg

http://www.davidandgoliathtees.com/shop/images/tees6/3196_0L.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/144843972_8884c9decf.jpg?v=0

Pea soup is damned good.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Snert.jpg/798px-Snert.jpg

...as long as you don't have to look at it.

http://www.redsticker.net/shop/images/PeaSoupFog.jpg

A more famous painting...

http://www.lairweb.org.nz/leonardo/monalisa.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/WIZ/3305~Mona-Lisa-Joint-Posters.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/DaVinci_MonaLisa1b.jpg

OMG SELF-PORTRAIT!!!

We must crack the code!

http://www.illiterarty.com/files/www.illiterarty.com/img/11/da_vinci_code.jpg

http://specialtytoolandbolt.com/troll_images/davinci_cod.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Bacalhau.JPG

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/4577/1031008nj3.jpg

EL KABONG!!

http://earbuds.popdose.com/pykorry/elkabong.jpg

No. There is a wall in the way.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Perfectwall.jpg

Cannons ignore wallshttp://www.civfanatics.com/gallery/files/1/civrev_cannon_thumb.jpg (http://www.civfanatics.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=1486&c=searchresults&searchid=548)

Apathetic Lizardmen ignore everything.

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/21/Lizardman.gif

I have frills.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Chlamydosaurus_kingii.jpg/800px-Chlamydosaurus_kingii.jpg

No frills...

http://www.yellow-net.com/flyers/on-line/toronto/no-frills-on-line-flyer/no-frills-on-line-Flyer.gif

http://www.milforded.org/schools/eastshore/tdudeck/basic.jpg

Oh yeah?! The most powerful nation on Earth doesn't need your stinkin' metric system! And so does Burma and Liberia.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Countries_adopting_Metric_System_2006.png/800px-Countries_adopting_Metric_System_2006.png

http://www.smilespedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/difference_european_vs_american_girlssized.jpg

http://wcuk.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/unsee.jpg

http://www.catwack.com/pics/983.jpg

Begin the experimental treatment. Tap into the brain's centre of memory.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Parkinson_surgery.jpg/402px-Parkinson_surgery.jpg

Welcome to teh Intarwebz

http://www.valdostamuseum.org/hamsmith/MatrixCode.gif

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/internet-series-of-tubes.jpg

Al Gore invented the Internet, or so he claims... I'm serial!

http://www.solarnavigator.net/media/media_images/Al_Gore_Vice_President_of_the_United_States_offici al_portrait_1994.jpg

No, these guys did. The concept of the World Wide Web was merely a byproduct of their particle experiments.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/CERN_logo.svg/200px-CERN_logo.svg.png

LIKE OH NOEZ CERN'S LHC WILL CREATZ A BLAK HOLE

http://postgradsci.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/fib_blackhole.jpg

The borg ignore the blackhole

:borg:

I AM CORNHOLIO!

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/8971/cornholiojo9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Off to the mental asylum you go!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/The_Rake%27s_Progress_8.jpg/687px-The_Rake%27s_Progress_8.jpg

"A man needs a little madness!" |
http://www.movieforum.com/people/actors/anthonyquinn/images/zorba.jpg

WALL-E watches such videos of things like that...

http://blogs.indiewire.com/reverseshot/archives/wall-e.jpg

I like this metal creation better.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c8/IM006.jpg/250px-IM006.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Rust-flake-macro.jpg

I like blue better

http://www.refugeeblues.com/images/bluestorm.jpg

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:wh2owjkgcLYiSM:http://www.forresthealth.com/store/images/P/prod475-01.jpg

Anti-blue, meet antimatter!

http://teachers.web.cern.ch/teachers/archiv/HST2006/protonic/images/antimatter.png

Boom!

:nuke:

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8068/2189568405c1003315b0re0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/35.jpg

Burger King->McDonalds

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/09/ceo_socnet/image/burger-king.jpg

http://x8a.xanga.com/59ad6ae259531143867011/w106398301.gif

I'd shoot Ronald with this thing... much more fun.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j96/Logicone/RocketPropelledChainsaw.jpg

Built-in:
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:-fGmfkExwCffmM:http://www.digitalbattle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/lancer.jpg

I'd prefer a grenade launcher attached to my rifle.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/M4FiringWithCasingInAir.jpg/800px-M4FiringWithCasingInAir.jpg

Blitzkrieg!

http://z.about.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/t/F/blitzkrieg4.jpg

EPIC FAILhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cd/Map_Battle_of_Stalingrad-en.svg/490px-Map_Battle_of_Stalingrad-en.svg.png

http://cdn.harpercollins.com/harperimages/isbn/large/9/9780060009779.jpg

Even if blitkrieg is a myth, it could kick this guy's ass.

Bah. Who needs blitzkrieg when you have shock and awe!
http://goatmilk.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/450_shock_and_awe.jpg

Guerrilla Warfare isn't affected by Shock and Awe.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/3e/220px-Che.Guerrilla.Warfare.jpg

http://handsumshooter.com/shop/images/gorilla%20warfare.jpg

http://www.lincolnsblog.com/img/common/Articles/Entertainment/Godzilla%20vs%20Kong/Godzilla%20vs%20Kong%202.jpg

Eat missile, you monster!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/SS-15_ICBM.JPEG

Missile shield!

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/06/wbMISSILE_wideweb__470x259,0.jpg