I have absolutely no idea how I am going to run this, but 40 I thought it would be fun. It will be a choose your own adventure story, but I want people to suggest what to do next and I will choose one of them, possibly the first but not nesecaraly. Or I may give a multiple choice poll and see which decision wins and then make the next picture (or pictures).

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It was a long day at the office, NAME worked 9-5 Mon-Fri for MANIAC (Monetary Assitance Nigerian Internet Advertising Company) in the E-Mail Department as a Creative Writer. This day had been aprticularaly rough as the software that randomizes capitalization and use of leet had been broken by a recent update and NAME had to add them in by hand, a complciated and time consuming process that involved many crumpled sheets of paper and overdosing on caffeine. He is currently just ending a call to his boss and the time is 4:55 PM.

User Input Required
- A name for the main character, this will be revealed in some way at some point. NAME is the current placeholder.
- What shall he do next?

He should be Bob Bobson. He should join the Red Army!

John Anderson: Professional can thrower.

John Anderson: Professional can thrower.

This.
He should look for sombody to talk to about his profession.

John Anderson: Professional can thrower.If he drops the "h" in John he could sing with a high pitched voice something non sensical and think of himself as one of the Elf peopel.

If he drops the "h" in John he could sing with a high pitched voice something non sensical and think of himself as one of the Elf peopel.

How the hell am I supposed to portray that? Anyways, I can't update for a few more hours so keep the suggestions coming.

He should say that he loves his boss before hanging up, due to force of habit

then spend several minutes feeling like an idiot and starring blankly at his monitor before facepalming

Deal. Updating now.

Does anyone have CivGeneral's steam id?



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Realising that you just told your boss "I love you" after he told you you could leave 5 minutes early, you spend the next 5 minutes staring blankly at your computer screen and facepalming, a nearby co-worker who overheard the conversation stares at you in shock.

Great, it is now 5:00 PM, you embarrased yourself in front of a co-worker and while talking to your boss on the phone, now what?

Kill them, the world must never know. Then start worrying about removing evidence because you watch to much CSI

Kill them, the world must never know. Then start worrying about removing evidence because you watch to much CSI

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You spend several minutes considering mrudering your boss and co-worker but decide that you really aren't a murderor. It is 5:10 PM.

SEPULCHRITUDE

SEPULCHRITUDE

What does that mean?

Doesn't matter, it's just a reference and I would've literally burst if I didn't post it. Ignore it. Carry on with your game.

(BTW, "a term used to describe a hot goth girl", apparently. News to me.)

look out the window

SEPULCHRITUDE

:lol: go read MS Paint Adventures and you'll get it.

before leaving for the day he decides to finally fix that picture that is hanging on the wall (The one that is backwards) but completely ignores the piling trash.

Just leave the building.

I would say headbutt the computer monitor, but you seem to not be allowing us to do crazy stuff. :(

Just leave the building.

I would say headbutt the computer monitor, but you seem to not be allowing us to do crazy stuff. :(

I'll do crazy stuff but only if I can figure out how to do it or it isn't too complicated.

His name should be Joe the Freeman.

Next move: login to an anonymous web server and then surf the internet for computer hardware. See what the daily deal on Neweeg.com is.

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You headbut your moniter.

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Ouch, that hurt, you lose 1 HP. The moniter is cracked. But still operating... *wiggles mouse* or the image is frozen in place. Whatever, it has been a hard day at work and you'll just leave it to the evening shift to deal with, along with your overflowing garbage. You decide that since you were off work 20 minutes ago it would be a good time to start heading home but first, you fix the two pictures someone has hung up backwards.

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Do you;

A) Heat up lunch you brought from home and didn't have time to eat.
or
B) Leave the building headed for the subway.

First one with at least three votes in three hours wins.

A!!!

lunch is an important meal of the day

A

Eatin' is important.

Yeah it's a jungle out there, so heat up lunch first.

A.

What game is this?

I'm using Garry's Mod to create a story.

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You survey the "break room" at work, it is extremely messy. Seems like nobody takes out the garbage around here. Repulsed by filth and rotten mess inside the fridge you decide it might be better to just go home.

(Also I was unable to find a working link for food to add into the game, sorry, will keep looking)

Do you;

A) Get a ride home with a co-worker.

or

B) Walk home, it's only a few blocks and maybe you can stop to get something hot to eat.

A, work on your people skills

B. We have to walk. Surely we will get ourselves into some crazy hi-jinks on our way home.

These boots were made for walking.

B sounds good. Is there a bank on the way home? He could rob it!

A., if your co-worker is a hot female. (Bonus points if her game model is a hot pr0n star).

Otherwise, B.

Switch off all the lights and get eaten by a grue.

Edit: Failing that, go with B.

Edit 2: And check your inventory.

B. Supposing that getting something "hot" to eat means browsing the nearby red lights district.

Ride co-worker like a mechanical bull.

(by which I mean Option A)

Ride co-worker like a mechanical bull.



Wow, what a waste of time.

Ride co-worker like a mechanical bull.

(by which I mean Option A)

Not if you want a second date.

Also 6-2 in favour of B. I'll get an update this afternoon, hopefully soon.

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On your walk home you decide to pick up a burger at the local fast food joint, seeing as how you havn't had anything to eat since breakfast. Looking at the greasy and somewhat zombie-like workers, you start to feel better about your own job.

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With your burger under your arm (in a take out container), you ponder your route home while waiting for the light to turn red (not that there is any traffic).

A) Left to go to the supermarket.
B) Straight on to a few small stores, and the government building.
C) Right to the gas station. Although there is nothing there for you.
D) Straight home (I need to find which apartment would work for you, so I don't know which direction it is in).

A. We should restock on food.

B. Government buildings sounds cool.

A. Restock on food, because the zombie horror is sure to come soon.

C. All locations in an adventure game must have some uses.

A. You have to get some cleaning supplies for your office.

B!

the government deserves visiting

WAAAAAAAH, I WANT AN UPDATE!!!!


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Hold your horses. I wasn't at the right computer from friday to sunday evening. Update today, I promise!

EDIT: By today I meant today in PST, so it won't be done until tonight after I get home from work.

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Ah yes, the good old Cubs Foods, serving your town for, well, as long as you can remember. A police officer is standing outside, there has been a recent wave of shoplifting.

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You go inside. Those are shopping carts on your right (the character's right, not the viewers).

Will you take a shopping cart or not?
What do you want to buy and how much?

Which one involves you shooting someone or jumping on some crazy Source based physics rocket?

Don't take a shopping cart, we aren't buying much.

Those shopping carts are huge. Take them for a joyride and crash into stuff.

Those shopping carts are huge. Take them for a joyride and crash into stuff.

I second the motion to create a commotion.

I support the motion previously supported

Trolley ride, trolley ride!

Then shoot someone!

Purchase the following:
Doughnuts (donuts)
Remote-controlled car
Use them to get rid of the policeman. Then do the trolley joyride thing.

Buy: matches, butane fluid, glass mason jars, dishrags so we can make molotov cocktails.


Also buy ramen (any flavor, it all tastes the same), oysters, soy sauce, and tuna so we can make some soup.

I'll get an update done tomorrow, maybe two as I have the day off.

Also in the picture where you are standing at the street light, I forgot to mention, the GMAN is hidden in there, there will be cookies and a prize for whoever finds him first.

Small update;
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You ride a cart into the store happy as you can be, which aisle do you go down?

It's 'aisle', not 'isle'. Lets check out contraceptive aisle first! Can't wait to try the new anti-head humpers condoms.


I don't see G-man, in the street light photo, unless he's wearing citizen clothes.

Go down the booze aisle and knock it all on the floor!

I agree. We go down the aisle with the most breakable items.

I concur to these staements of breakable areas.

Motion to break things seconded.

I don't see G-man, in the street light photo, unless he's wearing citizen clothes.

Oh, he's there, he's just really, really hard to find. Also you can't see his head, it somehow got stuck inside something.

Also, I'm having trouble building the store, as it is empty and the default items I have are run down and look fugly.

Download some of the mini object sets:
http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=37407

http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=50364 SUPERMARKET!!!! (just a background)

This guy suceeded.....sort of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Lhp4NxqaQ




EDIT: late breaking news: http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=20972 poptarts
http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=43184
http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=52293
http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=2890 SPAM
http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=20486 PRINGLES

Yeah I have that food pack (the 3rd link).
Also I wish they would stop making models using real life products, GAHUGH. Fugly.

I also agree to the most breakable items. I think I see the G-Man, is he inside the left curved bar which shows the outside of the street?

I think I see him behind the truck.

I think I see him behind the truck.

Look a bit higher.

As for the update, I will do soon, I'm busy tomorrow and the weekend,

Is that him in the circle?
Oh, I'm for breaking stuff too.

Yes, yes it is. Congratulations!

I should update this at some point. I can't few a few days though.

There is a prize, not sure what yet.