Low on money? need that new iron sword to conquer worlds unknown? then look no further! Bring your stuff and we can trade 'em, no money needed no money down! We have everything from food to elephant's tusks to ship contracts (after we discover map making that is!) everything you need and best of all, you can always come back and trade the same stuff, again again!
Who needs gp!!
Looking for something and you can't find it? just ask!

Ehecatl Atzin

We just got a fresh shipment of clubs and maces, some wooden shields and spears. And another one with clovis-type arrows and fishing nets!

Iron swords? What's iron? All we know of now is Bronze... :)

Iron! a fancy word spoken by our soothsayers while in trance! they say it's of indestructive nature and of mythical origin! search for it we must if to conquer the lands we shall.

Ehecatl Atzin

put him in the prison for witchcraft! :lol:

LOL, well, witchcraft as a crime wasn't recognized until the middle ages... so the cage will just have to wait ;)

Ehecatl Atzin

No fair ;)

Hehe. I think Ehacatl won that round...:goodjob:

But, wait, if EA weighs the same as a duck.....

then he is a witch! actually maybe we should call him a wizard....

Originally posted by Danke
But, wait, if EA weighs the same as a duck.....


:lol: :rotfl:

Reminder: all department stores must have books to submit to the bank whenever the bank needs them

books?

Books as in account books. And please no shredding or account fraud.

I thought there was going to be some Monty Python quotes there for a while. ;)

Books?!?! what are these books you speak of?? ...another wizard in our midsts we have say I...
Seriously now, what do I put in these books? the things people barter, the inventory I have to barter with?

Very well, my inventory is as follows:

- 5 wooden clubs.
- 10 bronze maces.
- 3 bows with 35 obsidian tip arrows each
- 2 fishing nets (used but good)
- 3 bear skin (for all you explorers out there, you best keep warm)
- 1 copper sword (found in a cave, no one has claimmed it..yet)
- 9 goat's stomach water bags (best in the bussiness)
.....five golden rings!!!!......:lol:

That's about it. Since it's a barter house, I have no prices.

Ehecatl Atzin

We have a new employee, Rangers85. He'll be the clerk at Atzin's house while I'm away on oficial business (tracking new merchandise, tomb raiding and the sort :D ) so, he's in charge if I'm away.

Ehecatl Atzin

Originally posted by Ehecatl Atzin
We have a new employee, Rangers85. He'll be the clerk at Atzin's house while I'm away on oficial business (tracking new merchandise, tomb raiding and the sort :D ) so, he's in charge if I'm away.

Ehecatl Atzin


Yup, that's right, and if you don't come in and barter with me, I'll....errrr, the evil monkey on his own will will assault you on the street with a barrage of rocks and/or wood, depending upon what I....errr it wants.

I have some Magic Beans to trade!! I also have a ring that has some strange runes inscibed on it, you can only see them when you throw it into a fire though. Don't think it's worth much. Any takers?

EA, what can I give you for a water skin, a net and MY copper sword?

No that's my sword. Now get out of my cave Almighty.

HA! This is MY cave. See, it's got my name on it!!
*Zarn informs AJ that that is in fact not his name but a crude picture of a buffalo*
No, over there
*Zarn is astonished to see ALMIGHTYJOSH printed on the wall of the cave*
especially since we haven't learned to read yet!

Anyway, I want a water skin and a fishing net and I have 5 magic beans, the one ring and Zarn's left arm (if he doesn't give up the sword that is) to trade with.

That only means that we are neighbors. That is a different cave. See?
*Almightyjosh notices the words 'The Catholic Republican' on the cave with the crude buffalo picture*
Besides, I need the sword, in case my two lightsabers break (they take alot of time to fix). Not only that, but I made the sword. *Almightyjosh notices the letters Z-A-R-N on the sword. Don't mess with a jedi master. The lightsabers also have my name on it. Actually, I am making a lightsaber right now. If you want it, you can have it, when I am finished. I also need a padawan.

*AJ points out that the Z-A-R-N was crudely scratched on by ZARN about 30 seconds ago. He then proceeds to remove the blade from the handle and displays the intricately carved
MADE IN ASPHINXIA
label on the inside.*

So intellegent for a caveman (Most cavemen would fall for it and believe that the sword was not his/hers). I am willing to take you on as my Padawan, but it won't be easy. Your lightsaber should be completed tomorrow, if you accept. Otherwise it would go to someone else.

Padawan, hmmmmm....
As long as I don't have to give up my day job, sure!

And EA, WHERE IS ARE MY WATERSKIN AND FISHING NET!!!
*rings little bell*

Here is your first lesson. A jedi always has patience, my apprentice. Mediate, AJ.

A waterskin and a club for these two pots, EA.

I'll give you a Deluxe Package of Vegitables from my store if you can get me a golden sword.

I have meditated and have decided I will not chop EA into little bits.
But I would still like to have a waterskin and fishing net.

Originally posted by Almightyjosh
I have some Magic Beans to trade!! I also have a ring that has some strange runes inscibed on it, you can only see them when you throw it into a fire though. Don't think it's worth much. Any takers?

EA, what can I give you for a water skin, a net and MY copper sword?

Sorry for the delay, I was out in the wilderness searching for more stuff to barter. Where is that assistant of mine?!? anyway... hmmm...yes, yes, let's see now..hmm... ahemm.. nice ring, put in on the table, I dare not tuch it...magic beans you say? well..let's have a look now, oh...yes..I know these, very special they are....I'll trade you these items for the net and the water skin. Now, about the sword, since it's yours it's quite valuable..a fine warrior like yourself has no doubt used this item countless times... I'll offer you..let me check what I've got...hmmm..maybe...yes. why not. (searches in the bags he brought from the wilderness) perhaps you'd be interested in these fine leather and bronce boots, finely crafted from a sacrified balrog, enchanted by the wild Luatha tribes to the north, they are quite magical..you can pass thru swamps and walk light as a feather with them. How about it?

Ehecatl Atzin

Originally posted by Zarn

...A waterskin and a club for these two pots, EA. [/B]

Hmmm..let's see...quite astonishing, especially since we haven't discovered potery yet!...quite crude they are...are you sure they can support water inside them?...hmmm (looks at the second pot quite closely) this one is chipped at the rim...look at this.. tisk tisk...poor craftsmanship, surely made by the Israthlies from the east...I'll give you the fishing net for both of them. Do you agree?

Ehecatl Atzin

Originally posted by Civanator
I'll give you a Deluxe Package of Vegitables from my store if you can get me a golden sword.

Vegetables huh? ....I can always get them from the groceries. What do your vegetables have that are better? let's have a look...a golden sword is quite expensive to attain and only the finests warriors should have them...it's worth more than a bag of onions..

Ehecatl Atzin

Originally posted by Ehecatl Atzin


Hmmm..let's see...quite astonishing, especially since we haven't discovered potery yet!...quite crude they are...are you sure they can support water inside them?...hmmm (looks at the second pot quite closely) this one is chipped at the rim...look at this.. tisk tisk...poor craftsmanship, surely made by the Israthlies from the east...I'll give you the fishing net for both of them. Do you agree?

Ehecatl Atzin

Yes, they are from another civilization. In fact, it is the Israthlies. I wanted a waterskin and club, though.

Hmmm...let's see..what else do you have in those pockets of yours? perhaps a strange rock, a fine piece of flint? you have to offer something else besides chiped pots..a club alone is worth a cotton shirt at the least.

Ehecatl Atzin

These pots were made for the emperor of Israthlies. There are no pots in this nation or in the nation of the Israthlies. They were wiped out by barbarians. They destroyed all their pots. You could find out how to make them. I, for one, don't have the time.

fine, i'll give a deluxe package of vegitables and herbs for the sword.
check my store to see what you are getting.

Good, then, I´ll take it Civanator!

Ehecatl Atzin

Attention! Attention!!

Our recent visit from the Aztecs have given me the oportunity to barter objects with them! I have a new, shiny pure gold sword!! now....who wanted a golden sword?? I have one.

Also, we have some fine obsidian daggers, aparently used for sacrifice in those regions, I recomend using then to cut cucumbers..unless you want to sacrifice a worker somewhere..... They have a solid silver handle with jades at the tip, the blade is pure obsidian that shines velvet black like the moonless night. We have 3.

And we have many (haven't counted yet) huipils they call them, they are a fine garment for women. Made of 100% cotton, they are hand made and addorned with bright, clear colors that make out animals, plants, gods and different patterns. Any takers?

Ehecatl Atzin

PS don't forget, we still have Almightyjosh's sword on display (points at the box above the entrance) and up for barter.

it was me who wanted the gold sword.
here are your packages
*hands over 2 leather bags*

Traded! here 'ya go!
Do you want a sleeve to go with it?

Ehecatl Atzin

what would you take for those golden rings?
how about this:puts down a dagger and a pair of leaather skin boot:

I need theem for my store

Rings? what rings? ooohh....the five golden rings bit? that was just a joke :D But we do have those obsidian blades, quite rare, made of pure silver and jade. They are among the finest things we have to offer. What's that now? you still want rings? hmmmm...let me check....ahhhh..yes..perhaps..(Ehecatl runs to back of the store and comes back with a paper envelope) ....Almightyjosh brought it in from one of his journeys..it had markings but they are now all but gone... it appears to be made of gold but I couldn't melt it. It has a strange power, I dare not touch it....but it is far more valuable than a dagger and some boots..care to offer something else?

Ehecatl Atzin

ok, i'll take the sleeve.

Originally posted by Ehecatl Atzin
you still want rings? hmmmm...let me check....ahhhh..yes..perhaps..(Ehecatl runs to back of the store and comes back with a paper envelope) ....Almightyjosh brought it in from one of his journeys..it had markings but they are now all but gone... it appears to be made of gold but I couldn't melt it. It has a strange power, I dare not touch it....but it is far more valuable than a dagger and some boots..care to offer something else?

Ehecatl Atzin
hmmmm seems vaulable...... Okay how bout these :runs too his horse:: pulls something out of the bag hooked too his horses saddle: : puts down a bunch of odd looking silver rings: I found these in the mountians. they seem too glow in the moonlight.... HOLD ON ONE MOMENT!!!!!! Where did he find this ring?

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Originally posted by Civanator
ok, i'll take the sleeve.

What will you barter for it, hehehehe (Ehecatl rubs his hands greedily)....

Ehecatl Atzin

Originally posted by Obssesed Nuker

hmmmm seems vaulable...... Okay how bout these :runs too his horse:: pulls something out of the bag hooked too his horses saddle: : puts down a bunch of odd looking silver rings: I found these in the mountians. they seem too glow in the moonlight.... HOLD ON ONE MOMENT!!!!!! Where did he find this ring?

Valuable? oh it is!! hmmmm...let me see these here rings...silver eh... looks finely crafted..who made them? Glow in the moonlight huh? interesting..... Where did he find it you ask? I do not know, but he said it was precious...he said it was his..treasure..
So, do you care to barter?

Ehecatl Atzin

I did not know who made them I just found them on the mountain...... I saw the glint of moonlight.... Yes a Barter would be good I have 10 of these stones how about 5 of them for the ring?

Make it six and you have a deal!

Ehecatl Atzin

kay

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