Thread the previous. (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=300339)

Let the flaming begin. :mischief:

It was so damn cold today!!

You idiot you forgot the angry face.

Fixed.

Don't call me an idiot. I'm a sensitive individual. :cry:

Buses on winter break schedule are horrible slow and I need to get to the office before it closes to get an extension on my term bill.

I feel like I'm in a Mob movie. :sad:

Well I'm a very bad man. So officially I'm with the raven haired girl...unofficially one night at a club I hooked up with a blonde and I gave her my number (idiot) and she wants to see me again. I guess I should feel bad for cheating on her, but I am simply...meh.
Giving a chick your number isn't cheating. Really. :p
If you consider it is, anyone I know cheated so much I can't even remember. ;)

Fixed.

Don't call me an idiot. I'm a sensitive individual. :cry:
I'm sorry I called you an idiot. I wouldn't have to do it if you got things right the first time. :p

I hate revision.

I'm sorry I called you an idiot. I wouldn't have to do it if you got things right the first time. :p

You should know me by now. My incessent rants about my stupidity, particularly around the fairer sex should be a good indication of my retardedness. :p

frendz k yay! :woohoo:

I hate it when posters are so eager to post the next well-used thread.

I hate this damn "new thread crap at 1000 posts" crap. It's crap.

I feel da saym way.

I hate how people always have to rant about everything. :mad: Why cant people just stay positive like me? If people would look more at the bright side of things, the world wouldn't suck so much. :mad:

I slipped and fell on some ice today and hurt my back really badly. :cry:
I can't even stand and I have to get better by tomorrow or I miss my first crew practice. :mad:

frendz k yay! :woohoo:
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I hate it when posters are so eager to post the next well-used thread.
I hate this damn "new thread crap at 1000 posts" crap. It's crap.
I feel da saym way.
I don't understand it either, but that's the way it is.
I hate how people always have to rant about everything. :mad: Why cant people just stay positive like me? If people would look more at the bright side of things, the world wouldn't suck so much. :mad:
Well there's always this thread (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=298128)! Accentuate the positive!
I slipped and fell on some ice today and hurt my back really badly. :cry:
I can't even stand and I have to get better by tomorrow or I miss my first crew practice. :mad:
A hurt back would definitely be tough on a crew team. :cringe:

I stopped getting paid 8 hours ago.

Why am I still working?

I stopped getting paid 8 hours ago.

Why am I still working?

To steal office supplies.

Buses on winter break schedule are horrible slow and I need to get to the office before it closes to get an extension on my term bill.

I try to catch the bus a little early and it didn't show up.

I still got there early though through a nice coincidence.

To steal office supplies.I am actually at home - the office was freezing after 8pm.

The company I work for makes great technology that allows people to access their corporate network securely from anywhere with an internet connection and make and receive calls as if they were at their desk.

It also means I am expected to be connected 24/7.

I didn't get any emails on the 25th but did on the 1st.

Anyways, I have a call in the morning so I think it is time for bed.

my little brother has the flu, which means I might get it. I have to choose between 2 sucky electives for my 2nd semester class (Speech or Drawing). They won't let me take a language, because it isn't a 1 semester class. AND NOW MY HANDS ARE TIRED FROM WRITING AND TYPING!!! :mad:

Argh, it's back to work today. Same old gym, same old volleyball players, same old weight lifters. Same old dirty floor at the end of the night I have to clean up. I hate second shift. :cringe:

I hope I can get back to first shift sometime in the near future. My wife and I hardly get to see each other, and it really puts a crimp in our meal plans--I only get a half-hour dinner break and my wife is rotten at most cooking. Of course, that's another rant entirely.

A lot of work...8:32 pm...time to burn the midnight oil!

time...gone. until february.

Blah Blah My brother is evil Blah Blah school sucks Blah Blah snow Blah Blah Rant Rant Blah Blah

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I slipped and fell on some ice today and hurt my back really badly. :cry:
I can't even stand and I have to get better by tomorrow or I miss my first crew practice. :mad:


A hurt back would definitely be tough on a crew team. :cringe:

My back just got a whole lot worse after taking a nap. It hurts just to sit. Hopefully I'll be better in the morning, otherwise practice will be torture. If I'm not at CFC tomorrow night, just presume that I died of sheer pain. :cringe:

The phrase "instant classic."

THERE IS NO BLOODY SUCH THING!!!!

Either something has stood the test of time and become a classic, or it has not.

The Day The Earth Stood Still (original): Classic
Ol' Yeller: Classic
Cloverfield: NOT A F'ING CLASSIC!
Citizen Kane: Classic
Gone With The Wind: Classic
I Am Legend: NOT A F'ING CLASSIC!

Allow me to respectfully disagree. Snakes on a Plane was an instant classic.

I have to kill you now.

I hate it how Japanese porn has genitalia censored out.

I don't get it.

It's cool, V, I'M with you in the crusade against such silliness!

My Internet was erratic today.
I hate it how Japanese porn has genitalia censored out.

I don't get it.
What Japanese porn are you looking at? :confused:

I need to get back on track with everything. Less procrastination, and also I need to shift my brain into school-mode again.

It was so damn cold today!!

It was so damn hot today!!

My head feels like I bashed it into a wall, hard, multiple times.

Which is strange, because I'm certain I haven't headbutted any walls recently.

Back to school tomorrow.:mad: And until this period is over on February 6 I'll have a of school stuff.

I hate the whole state of Texas. 'Specially Colt McCoy

The amount of money I need has almost doubled. My time to get it has been nearly cut in half.

The amount of money I need has almost doubled. My time to get it has been nearly cut in half.


going to be a daddy, eh?

My right knee has something wrong with it. When I extend it whilst sitting down it makes a slight popping noise and has minor pain. It's fine when standing and bending it.

Waking up in the dark sucks.
Wonder how people in the far north deal with it.

going to be a daddy, eh?

You don't know much about me, do you? :lol:

Somebody is going to lose their ecclesiastical endorsement!

You don't know much about me, do you?

Mormon's are all sterile didn't you know? They grow their ranks by drinking the blood of victim's.

Why is it so ****ing cold. At least if it snowed it would be fun for a bit.

Is it -11C cold? If not, stop complaining, because it's worse here! :p

Is it -11C cold? If not, stop complaining, because it's worse here! :p

Yeah I just saw that on TV. Where is that? I think the coldest in Ireland is -5 in Cork.

Yeah I just saw that on TV. Where is that? I think the coldest in Ireland is -5 in Cork.
-8 in Cavan

Are you guys having a contest or something?

Are you guys having a contest or something?We are never happier than when complaining about the weather.

The coldest in Holland is -18 today (Celsius). I win :lol:.

The coldest in Holland is -18 today (Celsius). I win :lol:.

A couple days ago here it was -32 with windchill.

I win.

My right knee has something wrong with it. When I extend it whilst sitting down it makes a slight popping noise and has minor pain. It's fine when standing and bending it.

Go to a doctor, then. :p

Giving a chick your number isn't cheating. Really. :p
If you consider it is, anyone I know cheated so much I can't even remember. ;)

Well it's not just that *rolls eyes* Using american terms, we went to third base. Oh and I think this one brunette my friend introduced me with via MSN is into me. I mean what the hells. It's like when your with someone you emit a bloody signal that your taken and that instantly makes everyone want you.

38 C in Sydney. I'm melting!

Ugh.

My dad is quite possibly the most disgusting man I know.

I walk into the bathroom? What do I see?

My dad didn't flush the toilet. Normally, he doesn't flush when he pisses (it's still disgusting), but HE TOOK A DUMP AND DIDN'T FLUSH IT.

Dear God, why not just take a crap right in front of me. JUST BECAUSE YOU CLOG THE DAMN TOILET DOES NOT MEAN IT IS AN INSTANT EXCUSE TO NOT FLUSH IT. YOU FLUSH DOWN YOUR CRAP, WHETHER IT'S CLOGGED OR NOT. IF IT'S CLOGGED, GRAB A DAMN PLUNGER AND UNCLOG IT.

It's as simple as that. If it's clogged, plunge it and flush again. Why?

DAD, NOBODY WANTS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DO NUMBER TWO. NOT EVEN YOUR FAMILY.

I mean, pissing without flushing is disgusting (unless there's some place where you can't SEE the piss), but this is just beyond disgusting. Taking a crap and LEAVING IT THERE is just wrong.

Lesson learned: If you want me to go through life without projectile vomiting, flush the damn toilet.

You must have a weak stomach if your stomach turns by looking at poo.

Everyone sees their family as the most disgusting people in the world. Everyone has their disgusting habits. Get over it. :p

Well I'd rather not have to experience that.

Rave: I got Axis & Allies 50th Anniversary Edition today!

Rant/Cons: For $90-100 USD, I got very detailed, but very few plastic figures. And many ships smaller than battleship are easily confused with one another. In-game currency is only one-sided and despite adding two new nations, the amount stayed the same compared to the older Revised Edition. There are way too many dice, I think there are like 12. We also never got an included bag to hold all the necessary chits (Cardboard pieces) that are needed for research, territory, etc.

Finally, the board is huge as hell, about 1/3 the size of my TV (A New Sony Flatscreen, I think 48'? Hard to put it anywhere.

Despite its flaws, its still an extremely good game. And the box art is great.

You must have a weak stomach if your stomach turns by looking at poo.

My stomach didn't turn.

I just don't like seeing somebody's feces in the toilet.

Also, I have a feeling my superintendent won't cancel school (even though the roads will be full of snow and ice). Hell, he only delayed school when TWO FEET hit.

I hate college bookstores.

My stomach didn't turn.

I just don't like seeing somebody's feces in the toilet.

Also, I have a feeling my superintendent won't cancel school (even though the roads will be full of snow and ice). Hell, he only delayed school when TWO FEET hit.

Around here I think the County Commissioners get to decide whether they have school or not.

Well it's not just that *rolls eyes* Using american terms, we went to third base. Oh and I think this one brunette my friend introduced me with via MSN is into me. I mean what the hells. It's like when your with someone you emit a bloody signal that your taken and that instantly makes everyone want you.

Yeah I totally agree about the last part, it always happens to me. I have no idea how, but it does.

About the first, I don't really know what those bases are, so I'm going to inform myself now. :p

Everyone sees their family as the most disgusting people in the world. Everyone has their disgusting habits. Get over it. :p

I have one word for you: roommates

I've got my first permanent grey hair. I'm not even 30 yet, this sucks. I've had two haircuts since it's first sighting so I think it is there to stay.

We are never happier than when complaining about the weather.The docks froze over last night. I don't remember that happening before.

Would there be any benefit in having a thread to discuss the weather?

Would there be any benefit in having a thread to discuss the weather?

I think so, actually I can't believe I haven't seen any yet.

Around here I think the County Commissioners get to decide whether they have school or not.

Around here, the bus company decides whether they're going to drive, and then the schools tend to be closed when they don't, as well over 90% of students take the bus.

Yeah I totally agree about the last part, it always happens to me. I have no idea how, but it does.

About the first, I don't really know what those bases are, so I'm going to inform myself now. :p

Wikipedia is your friend.

Yeah I totally agree about the last part, it always happens to me. I have no idea how, but it does.


I noticed that too... Whenever you're single there are minimal girls interested but once you're taken you suddenly find yourself in an icky situation with a bunch of girls at once.

^^ Self confidence (and access to a female circle of friends).

^^ Self confidence (and access to a female circle of friends).

That's true. It also happens when you're not taken but you get very self-confident, and probably you get a lot of self-confidence when you're taken. Although self-confidence: not a problem for me for quite a while now. :D

Actually, since I got a girlfriend I have seen the exact same amount of interest from women other than her that I had before, which is to say zero. I may be an exception here.

I bet you just don't pay attention. Or you are not as self-deluding as most of us and we're really not getting all the advances we think.

That's a possibility too I suppose.

Rants: first of all, I hate when I get a call and it is a wrong number and I have to tell them this 3 times. Some other company keeps putting our phone number on people's credit card statements, so it happens a lot. It it only one digit off. So I tell them. "No, wait, this is the number I have (never mind you just told me it is the wrong company) so let me ask you my question anyways." Listen, I know what the name of my company is. I even told you, when I answered the phone.

Second of all, I am definitely coming down with something.

Would there be any benefit in having a thread to discuss the weather?

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=295662

is the last one I remember.

Also, I have a feeling my superintendent won't cancel school (even though the roads will be full of snow and ice). Hell, he only delayed school when TWO FEET hit.

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/images/Chalmers1.gif

I hate college bookstores.
As do I.

I want my free book :mad:.

I've been falsely accused of something by a moderator. :(

I feel your pain.

I hate revision and exams.

As do I.

I want my free book :mad:.

Yeah, I got hit in the stomach with a sock full of $$$, so to speak.

I have to reinstall all my games because I got a new computer. At least the new computer is something to be happy about. Oh, and my right knee has been hurting all day, especially when I straighten it.

my dumbass drummer has been flaking out of band practice for three . .. .. .. .in months and it sucks ass.

I'm having jam withdrawals.

I've been falsely accused of something by a moderator. :(

Of this forum, or some other website?

Why can't we all be friends? :(

Of this forum, or some other website?
This forum. :(

You know talking about it will only get you in more trouble...

You know talking about it will only get you in more trouble...

Lol, you warned me about that too in a PM not too long ago. :D

I just crossed 1000 subscribed threads :(

I hate my brother's ability to extend his time on the better computer infinitely and get away with it. :mad:

I hate my brother's ability to extend his time on the better computer infinitely and get away with it. :mad:

A good beating solves all such problems.

That doesn't seem to work much, and he doesn't fight fair.

thats why god invented purple nurples.

When all else fails go for the balls.

I just crossed 1000 subscribed threads :(
I don't subscribe to ANY threads. :smug:

When all else fails go for the balls.

Ah, the classic bruisy twosey

Is this an older or younger brother? If it's older than you're pretty much screwed (and wrong- we older children deserve whatever we want ;)) but a younger brother you can just sit on until they give up.

I'm older, and have tried the "sit on until he gives up" approach. It ends with him either calling our parents or scratching me to death.

If he's younger you should be able to life him up and toss him to the floor. If you can't you need to build some muscle.

I found a long strand of hair in my pot pie! Yuck. I'm too disgusted to finish eating it.

I found a long strand of hair in my pot pie! Yuck. I'm too disgusted to finish eating it.
It's probably yours.

Uh, not if he has short hair. :crazyeye:

It's probably yours.

I have short hair, and it was a long one. :( And its not homemade, it's a frozen pot pie that came in box. All I did was put it in the microwave and started eating.

If he's younger you should be able to life him up and toss him to the floor. If you can't you need to build some muscle.

I told you, he cheats. :p

I have short hair, and it was a long one. :( And its not homemade, it's a frozen pot pie that came in box. All I did was put it in the microwave and started eating.

In a box. Gross. The Hair only adds to the grossness.

You should take it back and demand a refund. My dad would do the same, and he is ALWAYS successful.

I just found out my maternal grandfather died about an hour ago. I hadn't seen him in years (since the funeral of his ex-wife, my grandmother), and so it isn't affecting me that much, but my mon is really upset. He was a pretty cool guy - career Navy, and I looked just like him.

Sorry to hear that :(

I can't put myself on the ignore list...

Sorry Eran. Thats a major bummer :(

Ugh.

Guess what the only bottle of soda in the house is?

SPRITE ZERO. SPRITE GODDAMN ZERO.

I HATE Sprite Zero.

On MSN:

I say:
Sprite Zero tastes awful too
Friend says:
Are you kidding? Sprite Zero tastes great! Try some!
I say:
OK, if you say so...

*comes back later*

Ugh! It tastes like salt!

Go figure. There are a few sodas I don't like: Moxie and anything by Coke with Zero at the end of it.

And the only soda I have is Sprite ZERO.

I always found the Zeros taste pretty much the same as the regular. :dunno:

that makes me want to punch a musketeer in the face.

I'm pretty sure I'm going insane.

Ugh.

Guess what the only bottle of soda in the house is?

SPRITE ZERO. SPRITE GODDAMN ZERO.

I HATE Sprite Zero.

On MSN:

I say:
Sprite Zero tastes awful too
Friend says:
Are you kidding? Sprite Zero tastes great! Try some!
I say:
OK, if you say so...

*comes back later*

Ugh! It tastes like salt!

Go figure. There are a few sodas I don't like: Moxie and anything by Coke with Zero at the end of it.

And the only soda I have is Sprite ZERO.

Why must you start every rant with "Ugh."? And then have a sprinkling of GOD DAMNED CAPITAL LETTERS here and there, presumably for effect?

I always found the Zeros taste pretty much the same as the regular. :dunno:

I always find Zeros far inferior in normal Sprite. On the other hand, it seems the flavour and quality of fizzy drinks depends on where you are/where you bought it from. Perhaps it is just on of them instances. :dunno:

I'm pretty sure I'm going insane.

Why did you post this in Rants then?

I'm pretty sure I'm going insane.

how so?:confused:

I can't put myself on the ignore list...

That is truly depressing.

Guess what the only bottle of soda in the house is?

SPRITE ZERO. SPRITE GODDAMN ZERO.

I HATE Sprite Zero.



Uh... Drink something that isn't soda? :p

I'm pretty sure I'm going insane.

I thought you always were.

As to differences between zero/non zero, the zero does most certainly taste like crap.

EDIT: Holy crap! Triple Crosspost!

how so?:confused:

I'm pretty sure this will be related to his bedtime escapade, along with his other psychopath tendencies.

In addition to sleep paralysis, I believe I may have started sleep talking and sleepwalking in which I may have bitten a girls ear off. I am still trying to confirm this.

I wonder if it has anything to do with the chocolate chip cookies I ate last night.

Dude... Get down the doctors... NOW!

For realz, you bit a girl's ear off?

WTF goes on in your dreams!!!!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071029/horrormovies/psycho_l.jpg

I had a freakish series of dreams this morning, I kept waking up going back to sleep and dreaming and waking up again. I think I was acting out my dreams I screamed something in my dream and when I woke up I heard someone outside go WTF!. I hope not because it was something offensive about homosexual's, I honestly don't know why I have nothing against them. Maybe subconscious.

Then I thought I was awake and I went to the mirror and I had white pupiless eyes, I could see my pupil's shrinking, and then I saw my arm and it was a bloody stump and I was covered with blood and I was pale, and apparently I had turned into a zombie. So I left my dorm room and tore this girl's ear and neck off.


From the other thread.

From the other thread.

Did you break her door down to get inside?

Where did you regain consciousness? Inside your dorm room? Or elsewhere?

I don't mean to offend, but it sounds like you are pretty disturbed, man...

From the other thread.

1) get off the drugs
2) if it all happened in your dorm, than I'm pretty sure you would know about it by now
3) get off the drugs

Did you break her door down to get inside?

I my dream she was walking in the hallway. I'm pretty sure it was just the dream though because when I woke up I was in my bed again and no blood. It just seemed like dreams and reality merged this morning. It was very odd. It's probably my eating habits it was those damn chocolate chip cookies I had around 2 or 3.

Where did you regain consciousness? Inside your dorm room? Or elsewhere?

I don't mean to offend, but it sounds like you are pretty disturbed, man...

I'm only being semi-serious here, I know for certain it was just a dream.

Get off the drugs is some pretty sound advice. Take it.

I'm not on any drugs, my weed dried up some weeks ago and no one's in the dorm anyway because its Jesus break. Stop taking me so seriously. It was just a dream and I'm quite sane.

I wonder if it has anything to do with the chocolate chip cookies I ate last night.
Have you eaten any pork rinds recently? I believe they are known to cause sleepwalking.
GOD DAMNED CAPITAL LETTERS
THEY EMPHASIZE MY RAGE :mad:
Stop taking me so seriously.
But that would ruin the whole nature of your humor. :sad:

Have you eaten any pork rinds recently? I believe they are known to cause sleepwalking.

I've been eating four items for the past couple weeks.

1. Cup of noodles
2. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
3. Chocolate chip cookies
4. Salted crackers

This is a pretty good recipe for scurvy now that I think about it.

The blonde I met with again is everything I want in a girlfriend//friend with benefits. The one I'm with right now pales horribly in comparison. Hell she even treats me better then her.

Do them both. Try to a get a threesome in while you're at it.

My rant is that people actually believe me when I say that I bit a girls ear off.

I slept through an important meeting due to illness/blackout/lack of alarm.

not in trouble, actually in less than trouble, but i feel like . .. .. .. . emotionally on top of physically.

My rant is that people actually believe me when I say that I bit a girls ear off.

what do you expect? there are people on here who seem to actually believe the earth is 6000 years old. why not someone who bit a girl's ear off?

Tuesday is now my official 'Crappy Day of the Week'.

Homework Due that Day:

English Anecdote Rewrite (Conference Monday)

Health Courtroom Case Materials Due for Transfer with the Plaintiff. (And I need to find the Wife Witness actor AND write the script, as well as finding case studies and evidence...)

Art Project of Converting a Greek/Roman sculpture into a Renaissance Work. (Help would be appreciated, tell me any famous sculptures you know in the Metropolitan Museum of Art)

And Latin Test on that day. Man, Tuesday is going to SUCK.

I've been eating four items for the past couple weeks.

1. Cup of noodles
2. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
3. Chocolate chip cookies
4. Salted crackers

This is a pretty good recipe for scurvy now that I think about it.
Lol, just a lemon to the side. No matter what. Chili? With lemons. Pizza? Order it with lemons.

So I bought these jeans... and I noticed today that the change pocket is really deep. So deep, in fact, that it is virtually impossible to fish out the change. :mad:

My rant is that people actually believe me when I say that I bit a girls ear off.

Whoa... settle down Mr. Tyson. ;)

I've been eating four items for the past couple weeks.

1. Cup of noodles
2. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
3. Chocolate chip cookies
4. Salted crackers

This is a pretty good recipe for scurvy now that I think about it.
Eat the PB&J sandwich with some orange juice? :)

That's a good idea. I'm going to go buy some orange juice tomorrow.

Where did you regain consciousness? Inside your dorm room? Or elsewhere?

I don't mean to offend, but it sounds like you are pretty disturbed, man...

You have no idea.

1) get off the drugs
2) if it all happened in your dorm, than I'm pretty sure you would know about it by now
3) get off the drugs

Opium. Smokes it way to much.

The blonde I met with again is everything I want in a girlfriend//friend with benefits. The one I'm with right now pales horribly in comparison. Hell she even treats me better then her.

Lucky dude.

That's a good idea. I'm going to go buy some orange juice tomorrow.

Tin glasses ac dinae, mone ryko Silver.

Gullible and naive of the world UNITE!

http://electricityandlust.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/captain-planet.jpeg

Did you get what I said?

Advertisements in general have been getting on my nerves lately, especially weight-loss and informercials that claim they can save you thousands of dollars by whatever hackjob scheme they promote.

Also, Women's World should be used as toilet paper.

Why must you start every rant with "Ugh."? And then have a sprinkling of GOD DAMNED CAPITAL LETTERS here and there, presumably for effect?

Because it's part of my character.

And for effect/making it seem like I'm yelling.

Sam's Hill people. If you don't learn personal finance and how to make a budget, you're going to be POOR if you buy stuff you don't need.

It's not rocket science

Short articles on personal finance pop up all the time

Argh!

that makes me want to punch a musketeer in the face.

OH MAH GOD I JUST POOPED MAH PANTS CAUSE I'M SO SCARED

Seriously. I'm not scared of online threats.

It's veiled, but it's a threat.

OH MAH GOD I JUST POOPED MAH PANTS CAUSE I'M SO SCARED

Seriously. I'm not scared of online threats.

It's veiled, but it's a threat.

Your reaction suggests otherwise.

I hate nail-varnish.

Maybe my "Threats on the internet" part of the endless demotivator would be appropriate for Dart's constant "OMG LIK UR THRETNIN ME" response?

Rant The First: So... Much..... Homework....

Rant The Second: Stupid World History. :mad:

Rant The Third: Can no one come up with decent wishes in the Good Wish/Bad Wish Thread, or decent pics in the Beat the Pic above you thread?

OMG LIK UR THRETNIN ME
http://msp38.photobucket.com/albums/e128/georgekarras/Images/cornholio1.jpg
Rant The Third: Can no one come up with decent wishes in the Good Wish/Bad Wish Thread, or decent pics in the Beat the Pic above you thread?
My pictures were good, but the rest of you guys completely suck and post the same exact crap over and over again. So I stopped bothering.

Your reaction suggests otherwise.

Ever heard of sarcasm?

Warcraft is stupid and the people who play it need to be executed. Or get lives. Whichever one come's first. I've been eagerly following a thread in SomethingAwful hoping to see a young child (or Chinese scammer) get traumatized and all these stupid WOW nerds and losers are arguing against it. It's SomethingAwful dammit to hell with morality their whole humor is based on this stuff. Anyway hopefully the thread shall deliver.

I never get the chance to play any games I want to. :mad:

http://msp38.photobucket.com/albums/e128/georgekarras/Images/cornholio1.jpg

This is now my new threat picture.

Ever heard of sarcasm?

Why did you even bother to reply to him then? Chill out dude.

My pictures were good, but the rest of you guys completely suck and post the same exact crap over and over again. So I stopped bothering.

This is a rant that is needed. IF YOU CANNOT SEE THE PICTURE DON'T JUST SAY 'RED X'D!!!!!!' AND POST A PICTURE OF A RED X. EVERYONE ELSE CAN SEE THE PICTURE YOU GOONS! Stop hatin' on the continuity.

Man D'Artagnan you are right, allcaps is LIBERATING

I KNOW, IT LETS OUT YOUR ANGER A LOT BETTER.

Thankfully, I use allcaps sparingly.

For example, I posted a rant a few years ago about requiring Vista for Halo 2 on PC. The whole thing was in capslock.

My sisters friend has a crush on me :(

And what are you supposed to do when a girl tells you she's PMSing?

Girl: "sorry I'm being a . .. .. .. .. ., I'm PMSing"

Me: "i'm sorry"

Girl: "YOU WOULD BE WOULDN'T YOU!!!"

WTF? I don't see anything I did wrong there at all

YES, ALLCAPS IS TRULY GOOD.

Now, enough of it.

Had to wake up at 6:00 AM to get to my Community Service Credit to help out at my High Schools Admissions Test... as a bathroom monitor. A closed bathroom monitor. Who redirects people to the next floor. And occasionally relieves Proctor Aides for 15 minutes...

Then I had hiccups at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF.

And at dinner, my chest kept hurting and I hiccuped again. And now my chest still hurts.

A sign of impending and massive heart failure.

Had to wake up at 6:00 AM to get to my Community Service Credit to help out at my High Schools Admissions Test... as a bathroom monitor. A closed bathroom monitor. Who redirects people to the next floor. And occasionally relieves Proctor Aides for 15 minutes...
So you're basically doing the same job a paper sign could do. Been there! :cool:

So you're basically doing the same job a paper sign could do. Been there! :cool:

Actually, there was also a 'Closed Bathroom' sign on the door. :p

A sign of impending and massive heart failure.

Is it bad if I'm only 14 years old? Because the hiccups are gone now for about an hour and a half, but I still have slight chest pains, when I breathe in deeply.

My sisters friend has a crush on me :(

And what are you supposed to do when a girl tells you she's PMSing?

Girl: "sorry I'm being a . .. .. .. .. ., I'm PMSing"

Me: "i'm sorry"

Girl: "YOU WOULD BE WOULDN'T YOU!!!"

WTF? I don't see anything I did wrong there at all
Another rant, I hate being last on the page. Read my rant people!!!

Another rant, I hate being last on the page. Read my rant people!!!
I read it before you edited in the extra stuff.
And what are you supposed to do when a girl tells you she's PMSing?

Girl: "sorry I'm being a . .. .. .. .. ., I'm PMSing"

Me: "i'm sorry"

Girl: "YOU WOULD BE WOULDN'T YOU!!!"

WTF? I don't see anything I did wrong there at all
There is no right course of action you can take in this scenario.

Is it bad if I'm only 14 years old? Because the hiccups are gone now for about an hour and a half, but I still have slight chest pains, when I breathe in deeply.

The cause of which is no doubt due to severely clogged arteries. You'll need an emergency triple bypass.

There is nothing right you can do in this scenario.

Ignore her pointedly.

Bigfoot is right, there is absolutely no way to win.

The cause of which is no doubt due to severely clogged arteries. You'll need an emergency triple bypass.

I think I found something that may explain my problems, although I'm still sure it is at least mildly serious: Costochondritis. It has many of my symptoms now, and I had no prior major health problems. (Overweight for my age group, but also much taller. Don't exercise much, but I do it irregularly. Eat somewhat unhealthy, but take in a good amount of veggies & vitamins)

I have no family history, no former chest pain, no pain anywhere else in my body except when breathing deeply (And its not hard to breathe), etc.

Plus, my pain is coming from the breastbone, and I had continually hit it there during my hiccups to stop it, and one of the key factors causing this condition is a blow to the chest.

Hopefully, it is just that, but I will see if its something more serious. :sad:

I'm done with allcaps for now.

Revision and exams.

Actually, there was also a 'Closed Bathroom' sign on the door. :p

Cutbacks. At least you kept your job. What about the bloke who was replaced by a piece of paper?

Rant: HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD FOR SO LONG?!?

Rant: my new school is HORRIBLE

How could it be HORRIBLE?

Please give some more detail on the second rant.

How could it be HORRIBLE?
Please give some more detail on the second rant.
NJ Rank (claimed) for Standardized Test Scores :#1
AZ Rank (openly stated) for Standardized Test Scores: #48

Transfering from period schedualing to Block Schedualing = HORRIBLE transition

No German Class, No AP Bio class

English 4, the second highest English class in that school, is teaching 3rd grade grammar

Intro to Business, the second best of the like 8 electives, teaches you how to make tables on world

Hon. Chemistry, once again, a step in the wrong direction

ADV Math -> Hon. Col. Trig.... I'm not sure if its technically the right transition, but I know everything in that book we're using, and its the highest math class they offer (as I need to complete that class before I can get into Pre-Calc)

AP/Hon. US History I.... ONLY good class, by that, I mean ONLY class teaching me something

Drafting, fun, but pointless nonetheless

and overall, I'd say I'm the smartest person in that school... staff included

and even overall in the town, I'd say I'm second to only my father

EDIT: not to mention when I asked my guidance counselor about decent alternatives, none of them included me not wasting more time at that school

So just ride it out man. And I bet those people can rope a calf better than you can.

crazed triple post

stupid triple post

So just ride it out man. And I bet those people can rope a calf better than you can.
I'm not sure if I'm going to survive that long, even if it is just until May. I seriously think I have already lost soo much knowledge...

and as cool as it would be to rope a calf, I'm not sure if that can get you into college

RANT: this computer is being slow as molasses!!

I'm not sure if I'm going to survive that long, even if it is just until May. I seriously think I have already lost soo much knowledge...
I hope you don't walk around that school sounding like this. You're probably going to get your ass kicked.
and as cool as it would be to rope a calf, I'm not sure if that can get you into college
You'd be surprised.

The people in the apartment next to us re-did their floors and now the whole place smells like paint thinner, and I have to open my window even though it's cold and snowing because I can't take it anymore.

I hope you don't walk around that school sounding like this. You're probably going to get your ass kicked
I don't, but even if I did, I'm sure most wouldn't get what I am talking about..... and I'm not kidding. Seriously, I'm not.

I'm trying to convince my mom home-schooling is better than this... as it is (and this coming from me is big, as I really disagree with home-schooling)

See didn't I warn you about McCainistan?

See didn't I warn you about McCainistan?
thats just them without their political affiliations......

but yes.... everyone here likes McCain.... it bothers me

What, not even one Obama supporter? *Looks at County Election Map to find the one with the most McCain supporters* Graham County?

Just make some friends and make the best of it. I'm sure there are plenty of colleges who would love to accept the smartest kid in your school, the diamond in the donkey pile, et cetera et cetera.

What, not even one Obama supporter? *Looks at County Election Map to find the one with the most McCain supporters* Graham County?
if there are Obama supporters, they sure know how to hid here
Just make some friends and make the best of it. I'm sure there are plenty of colleges who would love to accept the smartest kid in your school, the diamond in the donkey pile, et cetera et cetera.
Well, I'm trying to make the best of it... although I still want the best of it be the best for ME. And being #1 isn't all its cracked up to be, now that my class rank went down the toilet because I moved. So I can't prove I'm #1. I could've proved I was #1 back in my old school, as I was before the transfer (and would've meant more due to the higher competition for that rank)
Right now I'm hoping to get the best education I can to get a good SAT score and perhaps go to BYU, as all 4 of my other syblings went there.

My sisters friend has a crush on me :(

And what are you supposed to do when a girl tells you she's PMSing?

Girl: "sorry I'm being a . .. .. .. .. ., I'm PMSing"

Me: "i'm sorry"

Girl: "YOU WOULD BE WOULDN'T YOU!!!"

WTF? I don't see anything I did wrong there at all

What the hell is PMSing? And I check on google but only sites about Premenstrual Syndrome came up.

Had to wake up at 6:00 AM to get to my Community Service Credit to help out at my High Schools Admissions Test... as a bathroom monitor. A closed bathroom monitor. Who redirects people to the next floor. And occasionally relieves Proctor Aides for 15 minutes...

Then I had hiccups at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF.

And at dinner, my chest kept hurting and I hiccuped again. And now my chest still hurts.

You were still hiccuping? :lol: Fail. I thought after you drank apple juice it went away. You weren't hiccupping on the train.

A word of advise don't come to OT until you turn 21.

What the hell is PMSing? And I check on google but only sites about Premenstrual Syndrome came up.
:lol::lol: :rotfl:

What the hell is PMSing? And I check on google but only sites about Premenstrual Syndrome came up.

If you are this naive you should get off the internet before you do some serious damage.

What the hell is PMSing? And I check on google but only sites about Premenstrual Syndrome came up.
That would be it ;)

What the hell is PMSing? And I check on google but only sites about Premenstrual Syndrome came up.



You were still hiccuping? :lol: Fail. I thought after you drank apple juice it went away. You weren't hiccupping on the train.

Well, my hiccups suddenly came back during dinner.

As for PMSing, :lol: :lol:

We should make a demotivational poster about this, or post it on the failblog. :lol:

I hate revision and exams.

My god, sp, even Bush could tell you that. :lol:

What the hell is PMSing? And I check on google but only sites about Premenstrual Syndrome came up.

I was going to make some witty comment, but than I realized that I didn't know what "PMS" was when I was 13 years old either.

Rant: I hate the History Channel so much right now. It is waaay to catered to conservative christian fundamentalists in America. Not to mention its repetitiveness. And how can I take it seriously, when it has shows trying to prove the possibility of UFO's, ghosts or big foot?

Transfering from period schedualing to Block Schedualing = HORRIBLE transition

Yeah, we go from period scheduling to block scheduling and then back to period scheduling again.

Confusing.

But then again, they overcomplicate everything at my school. For example:

Twenty-six letters in the alphabet. Two F wings.

Also, the worst part of my school's scheduling:

If the block day is a snow day, WE HAVE TO MAKE THE BLOCK DAY UP ON FRIDAY.

And if that isn't annoying enough, the Wednesday block day schedule is pushed to Thursday and Thursday is pushed to Friday. WHAT IS SO HEINOUS OF KEEPING THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE AT THURSDAY?

It eliminates confusion. For example, my friend needed to give me something in school last Thursday. He thought it was a Wednesday instead and all of a sudden, I'm without that something because MY SCHOOL LOVES TO OVERCOMPLICATE THINGS.

Then, don't even friggin' get me started on Friday. I end my day with Geometry. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WANT TO END MY WEEK WITH TWO GODDAMN HOURS OF GEOMETRY WHEN ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE GONE AND I HAVE NOBODY TO TALK TOO!!!

I have three science exams coming up, and I haven't really done any revision for them what-so-ever. They are worth 25% of my final grade... but I just have no enthusiasam about it at all.

What the hell is PMSing? And I check on google but only sites about Premenstrual Syndrome came up.

Oh Lawd!

Here's a mini rant. I think I'm falling for the blonde because she is as every bit crazy as I am. Meanwhile I have nudging feeling that the raven haired girl is going to try and salvage the relationship when I try to end it. I dont want to hurt her, but I have no idea how to tell her I'm not that into her anymore despite the pains I've gone through to actually get her.

I just have one question: WTF color is raven?

I just have one question: WTF color is raven?

i think its black.

is it that hard to guess?

Then why not just say that? It's not a freaking Edgar Allen Poe poem.

D'art, I thought you said allcaps was gone...

But yeah, your school sucks, I get it. Am I the only person in this thread with awesome teachers and friends?

D'art, I thought you said allcaps was gone...

But yeah, your school sucks, I get it. Am I the only person in this thread with awesome teachers and friends?
Choxorn what is with this snippy attitude you've had lately?

Because, it's fun. :p

Oh Lawd!

Here's a mini rant. I think I'm falling for the blonde because she is as every bit crazy as I am. Meanwhile I have nudging feeling that the raven haired girl is going to try and salvage the relationship when I try to end it. I dont want to hurt her, but I have no idea how to tell her I'm not that into her anymore despite the pains I've gone through to actually get her.

Please do keep us posted.

i'm torn weather i should care if anyone noticed i was gone or not...and angry at myself no matter the answer,lol

I suggest you check the random raves thread for some good news...

I just realized I frickin hate my bad habit. I post threads as soon as they pop into my head without thinking about whether or not they really make sense.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It shows you have a great IMAGINATION.

My sister is making me a TV dinner...and acting like she is doing me a huge favour by popping something in the microwave and serving it to me.

She's too old to think that she is any kind of cook by doing that.

My sister is making me a TV dinner...and acting like she is doing me a huge favour by popping something in the microwave and serving it to me.

She's too old to think that she is any kind of cook by doing that.

It's very difficult for some people to operate a microwave. Stop being arrogant!

Got distracted by the Golden Globes, now I still need to finish my homework. Well It looks like it will be a all-nighter.

:coffee:

Reading some of the old threads in site feedback makes me wish I was around then. Thunderfall actually had a personality back then as opposed to being the all knowing, all powerful overdiety that he is now. I wish floppa would still post, he seems like a really cool guy

No offence TF. I love you just the way you are! But can you imagine him posting this?? http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=28845

My mom's sick, so's my youngest brother, and my youngest sister. My dad HAS to go to work, or he's fired. I, with my brother, who has already been sick, and my sister, who willget sick, have to take care of my baby sister. Pray for me, if you aren't atheist, I'm going to be sick. :sad:

Dude how many siblings do you have? Are you Mormon?

For my rant:

My mom read some article about mouthwash causing oral cancer and freaked out about it and sent me frantic messages to stop using mouthwash. Why do people believe everything they read in the papers? Just about everything causes cancer weather its cell phones, microwaves, ciggrates or whatnot. So no I will not stop. In fact I shall use mouthwash even more frequently now.

Dude how many siblings do you have? Are you Mormon?

Hey! Them's fightin' words! How dare you thus impugn his honor!

(Also: 5 siblings that he mentioned. 6 kids is not that unusual . . . )

Dude how many siblings do you have? Are you Mormon?

shut up, I have 2 brothers and 2 sisters.:mad: If you have a problem with that, keep it to yourself. I'm taking enough sh*t as it is.:cry:

Ah, I guess "youngest sister" and "baby sister" are synonymous . . .

Hey! Them's fightin' words! How dare you thus impugn his honor!

(Also: 5 siblings that he mentioned. 6 kids is not that unusual . . . )

I've never known anyone who had more than two kids. Five or six kids seems massive. Imagine the laundry and grocery and drama. I thought maybe he was one of those Mormon fellows with 20 kids.

shut up, I have 2 brothers and 2 sisters. If you have a problem with that, keep it to yourself. I'm taking enough sh*t as it is.

It was just a question stop PMSing.

Ah, I guess "youngest sister" and "baby sister" are synonymous . . .

yeah, sorry, i couldn't be more specific, it took me forever to type while holding her.

I've never known anyone who had more than two kids.

Do they not have large families in India?

Five or six kids seems massive. Imagine the laundry and grocery and drama.

It doesn't seem that big from the inside. And the older kids can be made to do a lot of the chores, including watching the younger kids (as firestorm indicated he is doing at this very moment).

Do they not have large families in India?

What do you think I am? I only move in high class circles. Maybe the peasants have 100 kids, but everyone, every single person I knew was either an only child, or had one sibling tops.

It doesn't seem that big from the inside. And the older kids can be made to do a lot of the chores, including watching the younger kids (as firestorm indicated he is doing at this very moment).

How are the costs dealt with? I remember hearing that raising one kid to adulthood costs roughly $150,000. So five or six could you would be up to a million. And then there's college.

A lot of that expense is fixed and doesn't have to be incurred each time with each subsequent child. Also, a lot of colleges do have financial aid.

I've never known anyone who had more than two kids.

You've never known about Sarah Palin?

I've known plenty my age where the families have 3 kids, and both of my parents have 3 siblings (and tell me that, in their days, lots of people had 4 kids). So no, it's not that uncommon, here at least.

Last night I was either amazingly stupid, which really didn't seem to me at the time, or extremely unlucky. Unbelievably unlucky, actually.

Well, it's definitely not a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I should go on with my life.

i'm torn weather i should care if anyone noticed i was gone or not...and angry at myself no matter the answer,lol

In online communities, generally, nobody notices when you leave.

In online communities, generally, nobody notices when you leave.
Oh you silly. Well to be fair, I didn't notice Mowque was gone, but when I was happy he came back.

Last night I was either amazingly stupid, which really didn't seem to me at the time, or extremely unlucky. Unbelievably unlucky, actually.

Well, it's definitely not a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I should go on with my life.

Please explain. :)

Got a nice eye twitch that developed out of the blue yesterday. Real annoying.

Still haven't fired my bus driver after she's gotten worse and worse.

For ansar's bus driver, complaints don't help. For mine, they make her even worse. Even when her ass could be in the biggest trouble it could be, she still manages to get us to school late. She arrived at the bus stop at 7 today, even after my mom finally complained. We ended up missing half of first period.

And another thing, ansar: your bus driver has struck fear into my heart about when mine gets old.

my grandfather was one of 12 kids until he became one of 2 kids.

also, its this crazy thing called...reusing. hand-me-down's. not every shirt one wears must be new. i had some of my older brothers things growing up.

:mad:

So, after months and months of the JobCentre constantly reassuring me that, so long as I do under 16 hours a week, going to college will not affect my dole... And now, they're (most probably) going to completely cut off my dole due to college, although I have to wait god knows how long for them to make this decision!

:mad:

well seeing as your from GB, i feel sorry for you. No money sucks

Service at McDonald's is so slow this morning. When I finally got to make my order(a Latte, which by the way was awful), they took about 10 minutes just to get it to me. Then I was so late to school I just stayed home anyway.

Service at McDonald's is so slow this morning. When I finally got to make my order(a Latte, which by the way was awful), they took about 10 minutes just to get it to me. Then I was so late to school I just stayed home anyway.

You didn't go to school just because of a cup of coffee? :dubious:

:lol:

Lucky...

When I went to this thread, some ad auto-sent me to some other stupid site. :mad:

Notify Thunderfall, or post in the site feedback section.

Still haven't fired my bus driver after she's gotten worse and worse.

For ansar's bus driver, complaints don't help. For mine, they make her even worse. Even when her ass could be in the biggest trouble it could be, she still manages to get us to school late. She arrived at the bus stop at 7 today, even after my mom finally complained. We ended up missing half of first period.

And another thing, ansar: your bus driver has struck fear into my heart about when mine gets old.

Guess what?

She's getting switched to another route sometime this week. Hopefully tomorrow.

:woohoo: :banana: :bounce: :band:

Notify Thunderfall, or post in the site feedback section.

It was only once.

Guess what?

She's getting switched to another route sometime this week. Hopefully tomorrow.

:woohoo: :banana: :bounce: :band:

Then isn't it a Rave? (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=305188)

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Facebook keeps giving me this message, whats going on? I had this before but it went away and now its back and not letting me sign in.

Facebook keeps giving me this message, whats going on? I had this before but it went away and now its back and not letting me sign in.

The site is undergoing maintenance. There is nothing you can do, this happens to everyone, so just wait it out.

I want to stab the person who thought it'd be a good idea for Windows Automatic Updates to constantly pester me about restarting my computer despite the 10 times I've already told it I'll restart later...

Facebook keeps giving me this message, whats going on? I had this before but it went away and now its back and not letting me sign in.

I never got this.

I want to stab the person who thought it'd be a good idea for Windows Automatic Updates to constantly pester me about restarting my computer despite the 10 times I've already told it I'll restart later...
I wouldn't stab the man himself. I would stab everyone in his family.