Mise
Jan 19, 2009, 07:15 AM
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"A blog where I tell cute animals what's what", apparently. An exerpt:
Friday, January 16, 2009
Iguanas are living in the past (http://.%20..%20..%20..%20.youpenguin.blogspot.com/2009/01/iguanas-are-living-in-past.html)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xPRJcY91HB4/SXCc-1fZLzI/AAAAAAAAAJo/X3zuKhqQS2c/s400/Iguana.jpg (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xPRJcY91HB4/SXCc-1fZLzI/AAAAAAAAAJo/X3zuKhqQS2c/s1600-h/Iguana.jpg)
Not to be a dick or anything, Iguana, but you're not a bloody dinosaur. I know you roam around showing off your scaly skin, beady little eyes, and your nose holes. And yes, I've seen your tongue (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00680/iguana-tongue_680292n.jpg). But let me ask you a few questions. Can I ride you? Do you have answering machine messages from Steven Spielberg? WERE YOU ON MY SHOES WHEN I WAS EIGHT???
So don't waddle or slither or whatever you do over here and pretend that you rule the earth. WELCOME TO THE QUATERNARY PERIOD, IGUANA.
"A blog where I tell cute animals what's what", apparently. An exerpt:
Friday, January 16, 2009
Iguanas are living in the past (http://.%20..%20..%20..%20.youpenguin.blogspot.com/2009/01/iguanas-are-living-in-past.html)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xPRJcY91HB4/SXCc-1fZLzI/AAAAAAAAAJo/X3zuKhqQS2c/s400/Iguana.jpg (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xPRJcY91HB4/SXCc-1fZLzI/AAAAAAAAAJo/X3zuKhqQS2c/s1600-h/Iguana.jpg)
Not to be a dick or anything, Iguana, but you're not a bloody dinosaur. I know you roam around showing off your scaly skin, beady little eyes, and your nose holes. And yes, I've seen your tongue (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00680/iguana-tongue_680292n.jpg). But let me ask you a few questions. Can I ride you? Do you have answering machine messages from Steven Spielberg? WERE YOU ON MY SHOES WHEN I WAS EIGHT???
So don't waddle or slither or whatever you do over here and pretend that you rule the earth. WELCOME TO THE QUATERNARY PERIOD, IGUANA.