post the stupidist company slogans you can think on here
made up ones are ok as long as you list a company to go allong with them

i'l start
life is random-apple (i mean come on can't you think of something better when trying to sell somthing like the shuffle... maby something like **** screens)

kind of lame maby you can think of better

Coke brings your dead ancestors back to life.

It was a translation mistake but still great.

Cheapo's Flower Shop:
Roses are red violets are blue... ah f*** it, just buy the damn flowers.

by mennen
tenchar

Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.

Son almost runs into woman in the middle of the day, "That's was a close shave"
Cut to Father upstairs shaving "BARBASOL!"

H&R Block (U.S. income tax preparation company): "You got people."

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb105/infiniteres/GabrieltheOwl300x225.jpg

http://www3.wwnytv.net/wp-content/themes/revolution_news-20/images/FUCCILLO-AUTO-MALLS.gif

Thats what she said.

http://www3.wwnytv.net/wp-content/themes/revolution_news-20/images/FUCCILLO-AUTO-MALLS.gif

Thats what she said.

Exactly what I was thinking.:lol:

Not exactly a slogan, but a really bad advertisment:

http://i318.photobucket.com/albums/mm402/krscholar/Blog/dblcheeseburger.jpg

"Your honor I swear, that burger told me it was 18!"

(hi billy mais(sp?)here) save a trunk- do you have junk in your trunk clean it up with save a trunk

"Vote BNP you know it makes no sence"

Coke brings your dead ancestors back to life.

It was a translation mistake but still great.
:D yes indeed

Welcome to CFC Jvposter! Bine ai venit!

On topic:
While traveling through Spain, by train, to get to a town where I had a performance to make, I saw this in a random railway station:

"To help you with the travel, we are here.

Always in time for late never."

:D Bad translations FTW!

Any MacD add is crap.

The grocery store I work at recently got new aprons that used to just have the logo and company name on them and were nice, but now they say "Experiance the difference Quality makes". Not the worst but it's still lame. Our quality shouldn't be any better than anyone else, although somehow it is in a number of areas (the bakery is pretty good, and our fried chicken in the Deli is apparently better than KFCs).

Not really a bad slogan, so much as the most hilarious juxtaposition I've ever seen.

KFC sign, with slogan: Finger lickin' good!

Upper part of the sign covered by:

Hunter Valley Escorts: Making your night one to remember.

Thus creating:

Hunter Valley Escorts: Making your night one to remember.
Finger lickin' good!

My favourite ever is for Shanks, a company that makes and runs bin lorries.

'Shanks waste solutions'

It might be 'Shanks: waste solutions', but it's funny either way.

New KFC ad - you'll feel like you robbed us.

In a moral culture of law-abiding people, what does that say?

You beat your sweet Aspercreme! Note they changed it quickly to "You bet that it's Aspercreme!" rather quickly :mischief:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/116/254877946_ce80dc676a.jpg

Lmao fail. That is win. :goodjob:

EDIT: 3000 Posts :dance:

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:rotfl:

I've got a few pictures and videos of girls enjoying that very same pleasure.

@BARBEERIAN: WTF!!!!!!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I'm happy to say I have no pictures or videos of that!

:rotfl:

I've got a few pictures and videos of girls enjoying that very same pleasure.

@BARBEERIAN: WTF!!!!!!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I'm happy to say I have no pictures or videos of that!

PM them to me or they didnt happen.

PM them to me or they didnt happen.
No deal. I'm waiting for the girls to become famous enough for me to make money off them. A few are actually bit-part actresses now, so there's a chance.

You sly dog :lol:

You sly dog :lol:
A friend of mine actually had video of Ada Nicodemu - reasonably famous Australian actress, not attractive but man, she... never mind - but foolishly managed to lose it. Could have earnt him quite a bit. Hell, could have earnt him a bit if she wasn't famous, man could this girl... Never mind.

Coke brings your dead ancestors back to life.

It was a translation mistake but still great.it was actually associated with Pepsi (http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/ancestor.asp).

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"50 million customers can't be wrong!" by Marlboro