A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-
story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only."
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands,
they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and
once you find what you are looking for, you can stay
there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign
telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excitedand are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, theyhead on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman...

That was the morale of the day.

The way I heard it was:

Floor 1: All men are attractive.
Floor 2: All men are attractive and rich.
Floor 3: All men are attractive, rich, and great lovers.
Floor 4: All men are attractive, rich, great lovers, and ready to commit.
Floor 5: (pretty much the same punch line)

I seem to recall that, somewhere in there, there's a part about being great fathers....

:lol: although i thought it's more true that there is no way to please men. :D

Could they just go round again? It could be applied to most people, that they would see what was on the last floor because it could be something better than was on the current floor.

Dell......its a joke....

The Moral at the end though... Anyway its not as if everything in this forum is a joke.

Joking apart, as we say in the humor and jokes forum.

...:D

Yes, now it has to be aawww, nurses...

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat. In the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the tools he noticed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table. A tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a mug of beer. When the doctor finally came in the man said:
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"
At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled...
Nurse! I said a BUTT LIGHT!!

A blond girl comes screaming from the boss' office:
- I saw our boss' password! I saw our boss' password!
- So, what is it? - someone asked.
It's asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk and asterisk!

Why did God created blonds first than brunettes?
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