Here ye shall posthe the stupide quotes of the day

I shall begin:

If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.

It's time to **** or get off the fan.

Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi.
(What Jove may do, is not permitted to a cow.)

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

--Last words of Maj. General John Sedgwick, replying to his aides suggestion to move out of range of Confederate snipers.

"Why have hamburger when you can have steak" :D

"Where can I download this mod named PaleHorse?"

:D

":D"

:D

Originally posted by Chris85
"Why have hamburger when you can have steak" :D

corollarily, why have wine when you can have beer
or, why have playboy when you have internet

one can go on...

"I set the world record for my neighborhood!"

From a list of the top 10 times when usage of the word "f**k" was appropriate, this one got number 10 (I think it shoulda been #1):

"What the f**k was that?" - mayor of Hiroshima