Although this might not seem funny to some of you, It did make me chuckle.

Grizzly mauls animal rights activist. (http://www.spokesmanreview.com/news-story.asp?date=082702&ID=s1206589)

:lol: :lol:. That is funny.

Here's another good one I heard about:

This woman was at the park near a lake or something, and there was a guy there selling live lobsters. She grabs some of them and runs off and sets them free in the lake.

Lobsters like salt water, not fresh water.

Did she bother to take the rubber bands off their claws so they could feed and defend themselves? If she had, they woulda made her regret it.

If these lobsters were not immediately recaptured, they probably wound up rupturing their poison veins to kill themselves.

Wish I knew where to find the story so I could make sure my details are right.