You might choose between Chuck Norris and Fonzie!

Choose wisely though, for a day might come where you will regret about what you said here in this thread.

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Why exactly is this in H&J?

Chuck Norris!

I sense no humour here. :scan:

I think we need a fight to the death to find out.

Why exactly is this in H&J?
Frankly, I have no idea! :)

Oh yeah, and Chuck Norris!

Clint Eastwood

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Western/GoodBlondie1.jpg

for a day might come where you will regret about what you said here in this thread...or what you did not say, get some more funny in this tread before I check back

..or what you did not say, get some more funny in this tread before I check back
Close it down if you want, it's not up to the OP alone to make the content of a thread amusing.

none of the named, sry....

Chuck Norris, for sharing my last name.

I never was that impressed with Fonzie TTYTT.

Chuck Norris, for sharing my last name.

I never was that impressed with Fonzie TTYTT.
Why, hello there Narz Norris

Chuck Norris, for sharing my last name.

I never was that impressed with Fonzie TTYTT.
I thought you'd be a big fan of a middle-aged man constantly having sex with high school girls, whom he impressed by taking them for rides on his motorcycle?

Ehhhh!

:lol:

You never let me ride on your motorcycle. :(

:lol:

You never let me ride on your motorcycle. :(
That's because I get my women by offerng them lifts in my car. And you are one ugly chick.

Ehhhh!

I would've be a hot chick had I been born female. And alot more well adjusted too. My mommy wanted a girl. :cry:

Close it down if you want, it's not up to the OP alone to make the content of a thread amusing.
It is up to the OP to actually provide a humourous premise though.

^^^ So did mine, matter of fact. She deserves to have four boys, serves her right.

None of the above or below.

Chuck is a tool :p

Nobody dares say Fonzie for fear of being roundhouse-kicked

Chuck is a tool :p
What did you call me?

Walker, Texas Ranger never jumped the shark.

Walker, Texas Ranger never jumped the shark.

That's cause it was never good enough to decline to the point where shark jumping was an issue. :D

What did you call me?



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Ozzie Osborn bit the head off of a bat,not to be outdone,Chuck Norris bit the head off of Batman.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris doesn't push himself up,he pushes the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn't push himself up,he pushes the Earth down.
Honestly, I've heard that line so many times before already, it lost all its inherent charm...

That's cause it was never good enough to decline to the point where shark jumping was an issue. :D

What? It is the greatest show ever to be rerun on the Hallmark channel!

What? It is the greatest show ever to be rerun on the Hallmark channel!


Oh, please. Even the pilot wasn't good enough to rent a shark to jump. :mischief:

Oh, please. Even the pilot wasn't good enough to rent a shark to jump. :mischief:

But the fight scenes are better than the ones in the Matrix movies!

Sarcasm is so hard to do over the internet :crazyeye:

I wouldn't call either of them my idol, but I prefer Carlos Ray Norris.

He invented a martial art - that makes him just a bit hardcore.

Someone once said that time stops for no man. Whoever he was, he never met Chuck Norris.

I just made that up that fact.

The fonz could pull chicks and kick arse, whereas Norris never pulled chicks.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

The fonz could pull chicks and kick arse, whereas Norris never pulled chicks.
HERESY!!! :aargh: