In that case I'll have ten r...

No wait, I'm a guest in your country and should behave :D

Kindly treat to me another beer please, oh, and one of those "dau-nutts"?

ill have distilled banana juice!

Cheers VHS!

*clink*

Now, if you will forgive this blatant plus, I have recently opened my Primus Gems and Jewelery Shoppe (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33661) where the people of Fanatika can purchase actual Community gems, taken from the strangling jungles to the north-east of our capitol, hand-cut in the finest workshops of Primus, and - if you so desire - placed in Nibbon-golden jewelery.

hmmm, sounds interresting. I have recently built the tallest building in the world. BTW, does this drink contain alchohol, i'm feelig a little whoozy

In that case you may be interested in our "Fabulously decadent paperweight". Or perhaps, even, we could fashion some gem doorknobs or other itmes for the truly Caligulan offices?

sounds very interresting, however, I have recently dumped all my money in the stock market, and need some time build up my account

I would be more than happy to supply any tenants of your building with wildly expensive office ornaments and the like - if any of them are interested, we could set up a contract and work on some quantity discounts. Have another drink, VHS, and let's get a couple of "specialty of the house" snacks - it's on me! Once you've talked with your tenants, we can work out a contract over dinner some time :)

Just to avoid confusion - no, I don't expect those drinks to come out of the free ten :p

lol, well, i have just built the WTC today, so no one has seen it yet, nor has it registered. *a beer please*. Anyways, I would like to ask you, how do i post a picture that is on my desktop, do you know how to do this?

maybe we can work some discounts, I'll be getting my dividend payments soon, so i expect a heft amount of money shortly.

You can use the image script promp IMG and /IMG in square brackets. Put the URL to your picture in between. Yes, you need to host the picture on some other site and essentially link to it from your post.

k, thx. now, i would like some diamonds for my building. What are you willing to negotiate, so that i dont run up my debt.

Free Beer!

Like a beacon in the night to this wandering philosopher. :D

Set me up with one, Dis, thanks!

Well, stones don't come cheap, but considering that this could be my first sale, with you as my first customer, and to celebrate the construction of your huge tower, I'm sure we can work out a very reasonable price. Basically - what are you looking for? How many stones, what shape, what weight, where do you want them? Of course, large orders can be bought on credit, but as a businessman I'm sure you understand I'll need a little more information on your finance before I commit to that ;)

You should also note that our current stock isn't very large as we have to chop these gems out of thick jungle. The Community government will probably take quite some time to establish a proper infrastructure. Until then, it's up to private prospectors and entrepreneurs to gather up the stones, but we'll deliver, even if it will take a few days.

hmmm...ill think about the shapes

if its free drinks ill have a coke then

also for all you clothes wearers come visit my clothes store

Enter Brother Adam and Sister Eve...

Hello there. We are pilgrims from the Community. We are here to participate in the upcomming religious parade. We saw that you have a tavern here, so we decided to come in. Actually, our Spiritualist leader, Brother McNulty brews a quite delicious beverage called Whisky. We brought a few barrels from the Community and donated them to the organisers of the Parade. We do however have one barrel left.

Anyone want to have a taste?

p.s. We heard that our countryman Maniacialmonkey frequents this establishment. Has he been in lately?

*steps out of the rest room, looks startled for a few seconds, then bursts in laughter*

Well I'll be! Brother Adam and Sister Eve! How very good to see you two! Join me for a drink, and get that barrel set up at the bar - I've been dying for a proper Whisky since I got here. Have some donuts, they're pretty good this time of year. How are the preperations for the Parade coming along?

PS: Uhm, Dis, I've been building up something of a tab today... How much is it so far?

mm the drinks are free remember and its me you showed be worried about i have to do the books mcnulty if you want clothes for yor religion go here
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33334&pagenumber=3

mm went and liked the results

Oy now! I've only had one free beer, it would be rather rude for me to leech on the Rebel's generosity all day. The donuts, drinks I gave VHS, and the drinks for the McNulty's will be paid straight-up. I've been spending like no tomorrow all day so these last few drinks won't kill me - not financially anyway :D

Oh and I do recommend BCGL's shop if you want to get some clothes, he set me up with a couple of these silk toga's - notice the custom dark blue border...

* shows off toga *

Pretty cool eh? I'd be more than happy to buy a couple of robes for the parade, go to the shop and place the order, I'll pick up the check. I'm gonna order some leisure wear to go with my sombrero in a while too, but for now - in between the "server too busy" errors - let's relax and have a few drinks. Will you be joining us, BCGL?

i dont know about him but yeah at times i will i have the whole running of this thing to do very hectic but ill stop by every now and then

I believe there are still 5 free drinks left from the 500 post offer ;-) so come on!

And there should still be one or two free beers from Shaitan.

We would like to taste some local beverage while we crack open this barrel of whisky. What do you recommend?

Well, I sugest either a:
Riot Beer for 10 gold, or a
Bannana Juice for 35 gold.

do you have any vodka yet? pleeeease!?

Have you guys considered buying a mode of transportation yet? It will improve the quality of your life, give you a very high social status, seing as only one person has one so far (NL, our Great Govenor), and look where he is. He bought it before the elections, coincidencs, i think so. So come, and buy a mode of transportation, at the new Fanatikan Transportation Partnership!!

The Great Iguanaman

How about a floating bar? we'll do it nice and custom for ya...

Or a mobile bar on wheels? Just Imagine the possibilities!

The Great Iguanaman

floating, the bar shall be floating :mad: (maybe amphibious)

McNulty's: The riot beer is quite good, and the banana juice is excellent in it's distilled form, just don't drink too much of it. That's an Apolytonian drink, actually. Either way - you must be looking for a place to freshen up and get some rest. My humble hut is at your disposal, of course. Have you ordered those robes yet?

I think there are 3 free drinks left till now? I am lost a bit, so i just proclaim that. Comeone! You can drink what you want!

The pub management happyly announces a new improovement of our service which will catapult us to a new age of brewerage delivery.
A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE!

You can now subscribe to the drinks in the pub and get them freely delivered at your home or shop!

How does that work?
You can subscribe to a pub delivery by posting a order in the pub thread. Please provide with your order that it is a subscription order! (For example: Subscription order for 1x riot beer per chat to lancre castle)
Please also provide where we should deliver the drink.
After the order is processed you will get your receipt with a per turnchat price (see below for the pricing) and you will be delivered the drink with the next turnchat.
You can cancle the subscription at any time with 2 turnchats pre-notice!

What is my benefit of this?
* You can buy the drinks in barrels for the wholesale price even if you use it privately! (see below for pricing)
* As subscription customer, you will be listed in the first post of the pub and are eligable for free talking in the pub.

How much does it cost?
* It does not cost you anything. The normal pub prices are taken and then payed per turnchat.
* It is even cheaper! As subscription customer you are eligable for wholesale prices even if you do not use the barrels for a business! So you will get 10l riot beer in a barrel for example for 50gold instead of paying 100 gold if you buy them seperately!

How much of a drink will i need?
That depends on you. I would propose taking it barrel wise per chat, as you will have to survive 3 days with the drink you order ;-)

Brother Adam and Sister Eve speak...

We believe that we shall try the Riot Beer. One each please. Ambassador Maniacalmonkey, we thank you for the sandals that you so generously bought for us. And of course, we shall take you up on your offer to lodge with you. I believe that after we have finished our drinks and allowed these good people to sample Brother McNulty's brew, we shall go to your Gem shop to inspect your wares.

Well, I believe that both of those are free so.....Here you go.

so its another 1 free drink left. hurry up!

dis- is this regarding a rule change?

which one, the free beer? no its because we crossed the 500 post limit with the pub ;-) and shaitan payed for 3 before :-)

no, the subscription.

nope. just to simplify the handling of the pub for the bookkeeping.

***double post***
delete me

***triple post***
delete me

Wow, that was a triple post...Never seen that before. :)

this forum gets on my nerves with its busy messages.

I guess I'll take that last riot beer, Dis. :D

Ok, so we go back to normal biz now :-)

Anyone for a beer-subscription?

I'll have a beer please... It seems my "great contract" with VHS will have to wait for a while as his account has been frozen by the bank. I'm glad I didn't sell him any on credit yet. Perhaps I can interest you in a few ornaments? How about I set some gems into the bar stools of the regulars?

Here u are MM, 10 gold please...
At the moment, i am pretty broke cause i as knight of lancre have to prepare myself for the crusade against the aztecs. Buying armor and weaponry is really expensive! And i overextended my budget a bit in buying shares lately. But i come back as soon as i am in the + again ;-)

Can i interest you in a beer subscription? You would get for example one beer each TC free at your home for only 10g/tc.
You are a heavy-drinker? You can also order barrels at wholesale prices for 50g/tc. They hold riot for 10 single beers, so that would be a 50% discount!

*pays 10g*

Ah, the crusade! I have contacted Eyrie and I'm hoping we will be able to provide a very fitting gift to whoever will lead this brave enterprise. Stay tuned ;)

I will turn down your subscription offer for now, I enjoy the pub too much to sit at home and drink alone... But later, per chance. As ambassador, of course I will need to procure a better dwelling and there will be receptions (including rather large orders of beer) once it's all set, but the funds from the Shoppe need to start coming in first :)

I think after our crusade, the crusaders will bring much wealth to our nation. I hope this will spread in our economy also.
The embassies will be treated like a reseller, so you may order barrels without subscription also. See the 1st post for details.

I would love to go on the crusade but all I have is a sword and a horse, but out of money. Also I want to buy stocks and a better house so I can become a knight. I am currently making about 45 or 50 per t/c so in about 10 t/cs I might be able to be in better money and have a house. And then if we have another crusade I would be able to go.
(Sorry for the bad explanation, I'm kinda tired.:))

Thats ok gunning1 ;). This Crusade would be my first war to take command in the Demogame :). I have already drawn up battle plans, All is left is the President to say the word.
Swordsmen production is proggressing rapidly. :goodjob:

Gunning: As i go, you have to stay here to serve your duty for the nation by serving beer!

CivGeneral: I volunteer to lead the first squadron of crusadors under the Flag of Lancre. May the power be with us!

*roleplay* Lancre! Bah! The Montebello Regiment could easilly win this war without any help from you, Lord Dis. *end roleplay* But regardless, lets get this party started. General, when do you expect the troops to be ready for the opening assault?

Announcement:
New wholesale item-
Botte of distilled banana juice! Check pricelist for details.

*coming through! make way for the rich guy!*

Unbelievable! Dis, set me up for a good all-night boozer and get the next five drinks around here on me as well. Will you check out what Strider just did?? (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=529969#post529969) I've got it made! Wohoo!

:goodjob:

*Rases mug* Hear Hear! :beer:, The lands of the Aztecs will be ours!

I will ensure that the the first squadron of crusadors under the Flag of Lancre will be led by you, Disorganiser :). Keep an eye out for thoes sneeky Jaguar Warriors ;).
Grandmaster, The assaults will beguin at the turn chat tomorrow :). Our archers are near there borders right at this moment waiting for my call when the Presedent calls his.

*Rises*

Tomorow will be a new chapter in Fanatikan history. No longer will we let our opposing nations striking clame onto our spheres-of-influence. We will take back the lands we planed on settleing since our first City was founded. A new chaper will be written in Fanatikan History. The Manfest desteny of Fanatika will become a reality. :beer:

Well said, General. The future of Fanatika is looking bright! May we strike with speed and force through the Aztec monkeys, and liberate the oppressed peoples of their land. May all nations forevermore know and fear the name Fanatika, greatest of nations! And finally, may their god have mercy on their souls, for our warriors shall not! The day of reckoning is upon us, and the Manifest Destiny of Fanatika will be achieved!

Oh yeah and let me get a Weizen, its on Plexus's tab. Check the Shop if you like, its the last post.

All hail Fanatika! Our future looks to be a great one! The Aztecs will fall under our blade!

Quick question - I intend to use the money I'll make off crafting the most AWESOME SWORD IN HISTORY to buy a big, caligulan mansion for ambassadorial use. I'd also like to station a company of Primus Guard spearmen there - who do I talk to about rights of sovereignty and permission to bring Community troops into the mansion?

Don't know MM..... but what I do know is that Spearman are already outdated. Why is a fine ambassador like yourself using obsolete technology to defend himself? Come on down to the Futuristic Weapons Shop and outfit your Guards with state-of-the-art Iron Pikes. Can't beat 'em for defense. Anyway, I guess you would ask either Eklektikos or CivGeneral.

Client: Plexus for Grandmaster
Order: Weizen
Gold: 10 from Plexus

Here you go.
I guess I do need to look after the pub.

Hmm... How long have you guys been serving doughnuts? I'll have one.

Also, would the Rebel Pub be interested in serving drinks in a banquet I'm planning when we win against the Aztecs?

I'll take a drink of your finest!

30 Distilled Banana Juice (0.1 liter)


Well that appears to be it so I'll take .1 liters of the distilled banana juice! This better be tasty! :D

Octavian, do tell more about this banquet! It sounds like a blast!

Also: Truly it is time for another evolution of this fine pub. I'd suggest adding another drink to the menu, perhaps a good aged distilled banana juice with a higher cost for those customers who wish to only drink the finest! :D

Originally posted by Octavian X
Hmm... How long have you guys been serving doughnuts? I'll have one.

Also, would the Rebel Pub be interested in serving drinks in a banquet I'm planning when we win against the Aztecs?

Rebel doughnuts? Bah!

Actually a donut sounds good...give me whatever donut type is popular!

Also, I am thinking of ordering a few drinks as a promo when my new business gets started up(a free drink for the first 5 who buy something of 50g value or more). How would we work this?

How's the moderating business going gonzo? I recommend the spam speckled doughnut, it's on discount!


Client: Gonzo for civ
Order: doughnut
Gold: 5


Here you go!

Client: Octavian X
Order: Doughnut
GOld: 10

Originally posted by gunning1
Client: Octavian X
Order: Doughnut
GOld: 10

Oops...

Never mind....

Well, a drink to celebrate that we get paid to sit here then, gunning?

Originally posted by Shabbaman
How's the moderating business going gonzo? I recommend the spam speckled doughnut, it's on discount!


Client: Gonzo for civ
Order: doughnut
Gold: 5


Here you go!

Thanks! :D

And did you get my drink order from up above? Have it delivered to me at the Fanatikan General Store :D

And the modding is going good...at least I haven't had to ban anyone in about a week! :crazyeye:

all transactions have been psoted

everyone enjoying the rpg

Of course I'm enjoying it. I've only been here for a couple of days and I am already having a blast :D

P.S. Stop on by the fanatikan general store! :D

Oh yeah, I believe that thread says I payed 300 for the banana juice.....thought that was only 30.....

Originally posted by gonzo_for_civ
Also: Truly it is time for another evolution of this fine pub. I'd suggest adding another drink to the menu, perhaps a good aged distilled banana juice with a higher cost for those customers who wish to only drink the finest! :D
Careful gonzo! You're talking about disorganizer's private stash. :lol:

Originally posted by Shabbaman
Well, a drink to celebrate that we get paid to sit here then, gunning?

Sure.:)

LOL shaitan! :D

Also, I was charged 300 gold in the price thread by BCLG100, the .1 liters of distilled banana juice was only 30 gold, therefore I was overcharged by 270. Please fix this error immediately.

gonzo for civ doughnut 10 6
gonzo for civ banana juice 300 240


The donut was also on discount, and should've been 5 gold.

But anyways.....

Barkeep, hook me up with a famous riot beer! :D

Client: gonzo_for_civ
Order: Riot Beer
Gold: 10

Here you go.

Thank you....*gulp gulp*

Any news on whether or not the price error has been fixed...275 gold is a lot for me to lose.

Also, I'd like to mention here, the Fanatikan General Store is selling engraved walking sticks w/a message of your choice. These fine sticks are a symbol of wisdom and pride. 200g is the price for your custom ordered walking assistant with a lot extra added on for gold plating/gem fitting. We also sell handy knives, but you already know that :D

I think that you should all buy some vehicles. Come on, spend money, keep the economy moving!! Holding on to your money doesnt do a bit of good. Come buy one of my designed automobiles, or design your own!! Its fun for the whole Civ!!

Give me an OJ. (but dont tell SaAm ;))

The Great Iguanaman

Put that OJ on my tab barkeep! I promised him that in another thread. And automobiles aren't invented yet you dopehead!

TO BOOKKEEPING:
please correct the transaction for gonzo. thank you.
TO GONZO:
here is a FREE distilled BJ. sorry for the mistake :-)
i hope bookkeeping will correct it soon.
i will propably add aged juice soon to the list. stay tuned for news.
no subscriptions? come one people! you need something to drink regularly. are you all an pure water or what?

TO all wanting parties, selling stuff etc, for example octavian:

Parties can be done with drink and waiter supply of the pub. Please contact the waiters (gunning, shabbaman) directly for organizational issues. We normally offer wholesale prices if drinks are ordered in barrels.

All drinks in the pub can be baught at wholesale prices in barrels (or the distilled in litre-bottles) for shops. The shop reselling those items can define for itself in which "dose" it will serve the drink.
Same for the parties of course.

For regular selling of items in a shop, i would recommend subscribing to drinks for having it easily handled. A shop yould subscribe for example to 1 barrel of beer. it could then resell 10 literes of this stuff between chats.

Now an example:
The BRS wants to resell riot beer. It buys a 10 litres bottle for 50gold. If the BRS used the 1-litre portion as it is sold in the pub, this barrel will be enough for 10 beer-servings. If the BRS halves the amount resold per serving to 0,5 litres, it can server 20 beers out of the same barrel!
Same of course for any party etc. and for all other products.

@disorganizer - How about a per person straight catering price? That way there's no record keeping necessary at the party site. This is how it's normally done in RL. Say $20 per guest for well drinks and beer, $35 for top shelf. Those are per person prices of course. You could do something similar.

Here's your OJ iguanaman. It's on gonzo!

Client: Gonzo for civ
Order: OJ
Gold: 4


Gunning, here you are! Let's toast! :beer:


Client: Shabbaman
Order: 2 riot beer
Gold: 20

Agreed. Bookkeeping, please contact me on details and with a proposal on how much we could charge. The next update will propably introduce that.
In my imagination, i see 4 different prices:
* only non-dizzy drinks. alcoholics have to be baught seperately
* including "lower beers" (the 10g/beer class)
* including all beers (also the 15g/beer class)
* including "hard drinks" like BJ, SBJ, DBJ, *DBJ, **DBJ, ***DBJ

New products:
Old DBJ!
From one star to five stars, these distilled banana jouces will surely satisfy even the most demanding bon vivant.

They are produced in the distillery, and stored in the basements of the rebel pub for a VERY long time in specially built barrels.
The secrets of production of those specialities goes back to the ancestors of our founding fathers, and is kept secret in the bloodline of the nobles of lancre and ankh for private use.

See updated pricelist:
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?postid=478212#post478212

Shaba, I'll pay for 10 of that. :beer: Cheers!

Originally posted by disorganizer
TO BOOKKEEPING:
please correct the transaction for gonzo. thank you.
TO GONZO:
here is a FREE distilled BJ. sorry for the mistake :-)
i hope bookkeeping will correct it soon.
i will propably add aged juice soon to the list. stay tuned for news.
no subscriptions? come one people! you need something to drink regularly. are you all an pure water or what?

Woohoo Thanks! :D

It's been a lonnggg day! :D

*Walks in the warm and cosy pub and throws his bear skin in the corner*

Hey, this is a nice place. I traveled from the lands of The Community to taste your famous Riot beer. (*tosses 10 gold near the tap*) but that's not the only reason I'm here. I'm here to start a small trading establishment together with my trading partner ScorpiusAP. We would like to offer the people from Fanatika the best items from The Community.

First of all we have the McNulty clan. This religious family are our guides to reach the Spirits. Brother McNulty preaches spiritualism in the Lighthouse and I heard you already met Brother Adam and sister Eve. On top of that they make an excellent whiskey named McNulty's malt whiskey.

Furthermore we have our news bringer, story teller and chief editor OlafS who writes up-to-date stories in his revealing tabloid named The Lake. Of course The Lake will be sold in our small little shop.

Of course you can also buy The Community flag and T-shirts with the flag, the lake or one of our four spirits stitched in these shirts.

If you want to see the items yourself just enter The Community Souvenir Shop (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33903) . You'll be amazed with all the various products the Community has to offer you.

I wonder if the owner of this fine establishment is interested in selling McNulty's malt whiskey? If you are able to buy bottles on a regular base we can lower our price to 75 per bottle (0.5litres). This way you can make a profit and we are making a small profit with a regular income. Furthermore you will have an extra drink to serve in the pub which will probably have a positive effect on the amount of costumers in here.

Get me a liter of riot beer. Did you know that some barbarian challenged me to a dual. :lol: Does he have any brains? him against me. Me! :lol:

:lol: I dont know about thoes Barbarians.

Here you go Zarn, one liter of Riot Beer.

Client: Zarn
Order: Riot Beer
Gold: 10

Hey Dis. I need to purchase one barrel of looterzale. How much? I'll pick it up tomorrow.

Here is your receipt:
Client: Cyc
Item: Barrel of Looterzale
Price: 50 gold

We now offer simplified billing for events!
You know what you want to serve?
You know how many participants you have?
Good! Then you get a fixed price.

There are 4 Versions you can decide between:

"the abstinence"
only non-dizzy drinks are included, all others have to be ordered.
15gold / participant

"the fest"
normal beers and non-dizzy drinks are included
20gold / participant

"the beer-lovers party"
all beers are included
30gold / participant

"the orgy"
all drinks are included. only DBJ-specialities (*ed DBJ's) are excluded
45gold / participant


now isnt that an offer?

note: the serving of those events is not included in the price. the price only includes delivery of brewerage.
for serving-prices and questions on serving a event please directly connect the waiters of the pub, gunning1 or shabbaman!

Originally posted by disorganizer
for serving-prices and questions on serving a event please directly connect the waiters of the pub, gunning1 or shabbaman!

You see? I do have a job, you know! And then there are people complaining that I should work harder...:rolleyes:

?

That was a joke dis...

Oh! Then: HAHA. ;-)
I just couldnt imagine what you mean!

Brother Adam and Sister Eve enter the tavern...

Greetings,

Is there any of Brother McNulty's whisky left that we left in the tavern the last time we were in? If so, could we have a couple of glasses, and a couple of Riot Beer chasers?

Of course my foreign friends. I saved it for you under the bar.
*lifts up barrel o wiskey*
How many beers would you like?

Two glasses of Whisky and two Riot Beers please.

Here is your wiskey, and the beer of course.
This costs 20 gold please ...

Now hows the brotherhood?

"Deposits 20g on the bar"

It's not a brotherhood my friend, as Sister Eve's presence clearly proves. We are called Spiritualists.

Raises the glass of Whisky and downs it in one

Ah! That's the stuff! I hear that Brother McNulty is exporting this whisky to Fanatika now. That's great news.

Lifts the glass of Riot Beer and takes a modest draught

Anyway, we have had some good news on the Mission front. Our good friend Brother Shaitan has offered us a place to set up our Mission. Of course, we have yet to see it, but it is a wonderful gesture.

Another drink of beer

We're really looking forward to the religious parade tomorrow. We donate several barrels of McNulty's Whisky for the after march party, so they'll be a few sore heads the next morning "Laughs" . Seriously, there should be representatives of many different religions from many lands in attendance. It's quite an honour for us to be included.

Finishes the Beer

Well, that was lovely. A good beverage that Riot beer, goes well with the whisky. Barman, see if you can squeeze another round for everyone out of our barrel. We're off to get an early night. A big day tomorrow.

Brother Adam and Sister Eve leave the Tavern, waving to all assembled.

Beware adam and eve, shaitan rhymes with satan!!! :D :D :D

Barkeep.....please...something stiff and <30 gold..you choose..it's been a LOOONNNNNGGGGGGGG and tiring day!

So, where are you from, adam and eve??

I was suspicious of this before, but now I'm sure. I found out that the son of one of the barbarians I killed years ago is living in the Aztec Empire. Apparantly, he told the Aztecs how jedi fight. He somehow saw me fighting and killing those barbs. Isn't that funny? :lol: :lol: :lol:

So, where are you from, Adam and Eve???

We come from the far-off land of the Community. The founder of our religion, Brother McNulty, sent us to this land to attend the religious parade today. We decided to stay on, seeing the need of the people to know the Spirits.

gonzo: here is your smoked banana juice for 25 gold...

btw: you could have had a distilled one for only 30 ;-) but you said below 30 :-P

here is a small one to try it together with your smoked...

Originally posted by gonzo_for_civ
Beware adam and eve, shaitan rhymes with satan!!! :D :D :D
Actually, that's what it means. :satan:

I was named after a tropical waters ketch (yacht). It wasn't until recently that I discovered what my name meant. :(

Shaitan's name might explain a whole lot:D

While I'm here, I'll have a glass of water...

here you are octi, 4 gold ;-)

4 gold for a water! what are you serving, san pellegrino?

Originally posted by Zarn
I was suspicious of this before, but now I'm sure. I found out that the son of one of the barbarians I killed years ago is living in the Aztec Empire. Apparantly, he told the Aztecs how jedi fight. He somehow saw me fighting and killing those barbs. Isn't that funny? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yah, now that I am sober, I relize that this is horrible. Dis, give me another beer, so it goes away.

Zarn: Here you are... 10 gold please ;-)

NL: we are a pub. go to the ocean to get a free drink :-P
in fact the prices are calculated to pay for the waiters and the bookkeeping of the pub also. so a kind of base price is applied for all drinks.

Dis, whats the strongest stuff ya have? Bad day....

i'll take a looterzale... What's wrong, GM?

Plexus: Heres your Looter, 10 gold please.


GM: i can recommend a Distilled Banana Juice for 30 at least. But you could also get them up to *****DBJ for 500 gold if you like. How much would you like to spend?

Whats the next step up from 30?

Hard stuff:
40 =10 year old DBJ (one star) (0.1 litre) (*DBJ)
50 =20 year old DBJ (two stars) (0.1 litre) (**DBJ)
60 =40 year old DBJ (three stars) (0.1 litre) (***DBJ)
80 =100 year old DBJ (four stars) (0.1 litre) (****DBJ)
100 =>500 year old DBJ (five stars) (0.1 litre) (*****DBJ)

Ya know what..... I made a coupla sales today and I'm in the mood for some stiff stuff........ lemme get a 5-star DBJ.

Originally posted by Grandmaster
Ya know what..... I made a coupla sales today and I'm in the mood for some stiff stuff........ lemme get a 5-star DBJ.

wow! i will have to resuscitate you after that!

CAUTION PUB! NO OPEN FIRE THE NEXT 5 MINUTES!

*carefully gets a glass out of the upper parts of the bar*
*opens the fridge*
*takes on gloves*
*carefully gets out a small bottle*
dont shake it... carefull... not tooo fast...
*slowly drips the good stuff out into the glass*
well, i think i give you a double for the normal price. you seem to need it my friend...
*carefully brings the bottle back*

now here you are gm... be carefull not to get it on fire or you will blow up bavaria!

Client: GM
Order: *****DBJ
Price: 100gold

Brother Adam and Sister Eve enter the Tavern...

Well, the parade was a bust today. It's been resceduled for tomorrow. We are going to attend, but it's the Harvest Festival back in the Community tomorrow. We are planning on having our own festival here in Fanatika as well. To thank the Spirits for their bounty. The rich fields of grain, and hops, and bananas...that reminds me, Barman, we will have two Riot Beers please.

Many thanks, my friend. Amazing liquor you distill here.... I needed it.

Hey, that would be nice. I could provide the beer. See our new event-prices in the first post. We now charge events per participant rather than per drink ;-)

Here is your beer, McNulty, 2 riot beer for 20 gold.

GM: now tell us what happened. How much did you make?

About 300 gold I made today. And just an overall bad day in RL.....

oh, I'm sorry, hope things get better for you, man

What happened?

Well, in AL, i also had some bad days lately. Lost about 1000 gold in shares :-(
Am almost broke now cause of my land buying.

well, life ain't going well for me either... i just lost 'bout half of my friends. and in the Demogame, I'm just not getting anywhere.

kinda off topic, but, Dis: do you remember our attempt at Ameri indipendence? that was crazy... lol

Yeah :-) Now you finally noticed where the name of the pub comes from.
And btw: look at the map around morgana!
ALL MINE! HuaHuaHua! *evilgrin*

heh, i get it now... :D

Originally posted by disorganizer
gonzo: here is your smoked banana juice for 25 gold...

btw: you could have had a distilled one for only 30 ;-) but you said below 30 :-P

here is a small one to try it together with your smoked...

Yeah, I don't wanna run out of money..no one is buying from my store :(

Brother Adam puts 20g on the bar

Thanks. BTW, McNulty is our surname. We hail from the McNulty Clan in the Community. Please refer to us by our first names, Brother Adam and Sister Eve. That will not confuse us with the founder of our religion, Brother McNulty, who is still back home in Primus.

Takes a draught of the Beer

Good stuff. Anyway, we had thought that the parade would be held today, but at the last minute, Lord Master Zarn of the Jedis tells us at the Ambassador's mansion that it's been posponed untill tomorrow.

Another draught taken

So there we were, dressed up in our best clothes, even wearing those nice sandals that Maniacalmonkey bought for us, and we had nowhere to go. It was a bit off, I can tell you!

Another draught

We finally decided to have a bit of an explore about Bavaria. It's a realy nice place to be sure, no Primus of course, but then what is. We went in to the shops and had a look around, before heading back. We were going to pass the Tavern, but we remembered what a nice time we had yesterday night, so we decided to stop in.

Finishes the drink

A fine way to end the evening. See you soon.

Brother Adam and Sister Eve leave the Tavern

Which store is yours? I have too much work lately with the crusade and lancre i rarely have time to go shopping ...

I own the fanatikan general store. we sell odds and ends among other things. I recommend the walking stick! :D

And I'm gonna need a 1 star distilled banana juice, it has been a LONG day. Longer than yesterday lol.

Well, the news is guys is that the Aztecs know of the Jedi ability to to use mind tricks. We can't use it know, because they are prepared. It's all due to that one barb's son, that told the Aztecs about some of the Jedi secrets.

The days just keep on getting longer, don't they gonzo? ;)

Client: gonzo_for_civ
Order: *DBJ
Gold: 40

But a mind trick wouldn't work on an Aztec anyway, Zarn.

Bartender, I'd like a weizen-riot beer, please.

Client: Cyc
Order: Weizen-riot beer
Gold: 10

Here you go.

Yeah, Zarn, I don't think those Aztec barbarians have too much to trick..... oh yeah and barkeep let me get a Weizen too. Won't be able to hit a barn with an arrow by tomorrow, but whatever......

Client: Grandmaster
Order: Weizen-riot beer
Gold: 10

And here you go. And I don't think they do either.

Many thanks.... a fine brew you all make here.

Hey, nobody up for a beer-subscription yet? Or any event to be delivered by us?
Or comments on those two offers?

Brother Adam and Sister Eve enter the Tavern, looking annoyed...

Barman, have you seen Lord Master Zarn? His parade was supposed to start at least half an hour ago, but we have yet to see a single Jedi or a representative of any other religion.

Come to the parade everyone, let's show Coummunity that we know how to celebrate, like last demogame.

The days just keep on getting longer, don't they gonzo?

Client: gonzo_for_civ
Order: *DBJ
Gold: 40


*gulp gulp gulp....belch!*

They sure do gunning. With all this "moderator feedback" coming in lately I'm going insane!!!!

*takes another drink*

of course, in the end no mateer what im going on vacation starting wednesdat!

*yet another drink and belch*

imm berry much loookng forwardz to my cacation/

*gulp...bottles done*

thatnks for heering me outt....now hwbout drvng meeeeeee hooomeesss

Ok, where do you live? I don't want anyone to get injured.

mesa arizona...nd it's hot daawwnnn heeaarrrrrr.....

donut drinks and derives!!!!!!

hws abooooooooooooooootttttt 1 rebl bear thngy 4 teh rownd

No beer for you gonzo! Sorry!
Love your new sig btw.

LOL @ Shabbaman :)

And the new sig is rather snazzy isn't it? :D

now come on people. any1 up for a subscription? you cant live without drinking!

so i will start another special offer:
all special beers (weizen for example) are now at the same price as the normal beers!
and this will last until post 700!

Come on people, that is a great deal. :)

888

Ok, I'll take a Double Rev., Dis.

Client: Plexus
Order: Double-Revolution Beer
Gold: 10

Here you go.

I'm going to need some refreshments at the Grand Tourney. I'm expecting 12 or so guests (I'll give you a final count before tomorrow) and would like them to have your entire regular stock available. I'll take "the orgy" catering level, exact number to be specified later.

Bartenders - I could use your help at the Tourney as well. Whoevery wants to work the tourney will be paid 15% of the bar cost or 100g, whichever's higher.

Well, that depends on the time of your feast.

Shaitan:
good choice! but i think you only calculated the participants... what about giving the spectators also a drink? like "the fest" for spectators and the participants get "the orgy"?
this would total you to 20g/spectator and 45g/participant.

i hope the show starts soon :-) i redid my config as now i finally understood the rules... and i think i got the almost optimum setting to not only be centrated to one event. though i drive a bit of a brutal line in the events i participate!

im also wondering who will clean up your place and collect all the giblets and other rests to recycle them :-)

i also think we should charge a participant fee at the next event. if someone will want to participate and can not afford it, we could use the poor-people funds to get him in.

@Shabbaman - It will be from around 1300 GMT Wednesday to whenever people stop posting Wednesday night/Thursday morning.

@disorganizer - Okay, but we'll need to tally spectators afterwards. No way to know those ahead of time.

Yes, normally there will be entrance fees. This is the first one though and I wanted to make it as easy as possible so I'm footing the complete bill.

@shaitan: ok. we will put enough barrels up on a commissionary base. you will post the number of spectators (fest) and participants (orgy) as soon as possible. i believe at the beginning you should post the participants and afterwards the spectators.

When will it be?

Gunning:
Originally posted by Shaitan
It will be from around 1300 GMT Wednesday to whenever people stop posting Wednesday night/Thursday morning.

Yeah, just saw that. I didn't see that there was another page...

Any amount of time you can spend there would be appreciated. Personal service is so much nicer than the virtual Marillion staff handing out beverages.

@disorganizer - There are a total of 15 competitors at the Grand tourney. I won't know how many spectators until tomorrow.

Originally posted by gonzo_for_civ
LOL shaitan! :D

Also, I was charged 300 gold in the price thread by BCLG100, the .1 liters of distilled banana juice was only 30 gold, therefore I was overcharged by 270. Please fix this error immediately.



The donut was also on discount, and should've been 5 gold.

But anyways.....

Barkeep, hook me up with a famous riot beer! :D

when you said you wanted the same as diabolinex and that is what diabolinex had then that is how much i charged you for

okay sorry for the delay in transactions me and shaitan had a mix up i went away for the weekend and shaitan forgot no matter just means dis you get more money this week

transactions posted

ok. i dont know whether BC already got that, but there, shaitan, is your receipt for the tournament-orgy (participant order):
15*event catering of type "orgy"
=15*45 gold = 675 gold total!

its always nice making business with you, shaitan :-)
although i lost the lists... this lucky jdd... i really need to have a private duell with him on his way home >-)

Well, I'll try to be there.

Guys, I'm not sure what this "orgy" thing is supposed to be, but explicit material such as that isn't allowed by CFC's rules.


Ok, I'm posting as a CFC moderator...

Please don't write any explicit material, mainly the "orgy"-related material. The forum rules supercede the demogame and RPG rules. Please try to keep the forum clean.

due to public request, i must clarify that by the above statement of the word "orgy", a event sold by the pub where all drinks are free (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?postid=478212#post478212) was referenced. The name of that event was derived from the official term "drunken orgy" and has no explicit content at all and thus does not conflict with the forum rules.

so i just add:
dont think so dirty! it was not what you meant!

for a detailed explanation, follow the above link.

Disorganizer, not everyone is going to know of the origanal meaning of that word. These days, someone is going to take it to mean the wrong thing. Someone is bound to possibly be offended by it - possibly a parent who's browsing the CFC forums with their kids. In the C&C forum, chaos erupted because a group didn't like the content of a few users in one of the mod-creation groups. The moderators had to tell them, and the rest is history. The point is, it's a questionable word of which one meaning is against the forum rules. Even if you have a link to what it means (I haven't found that yet..), not everyone is going to look through thousands of posts. The demogame is a large forum - No one in their right mind is going to read all 14,000+ posts. It's not that I'm "thinking dirty". I heard of that word before, and that's the only instance I heard it used. Other people may think the same.

Why am I here? Why am I buying stuff from the dirty cheat who hit me from behind? Why do I really care? Whatever..... barkeep, I need another 5-star DBJ. Maybe it'll make the wounds stop hurting.......

Wow, I'll get that for you....

Client: Grandmaster
Order: *****DBJ
Gold: 100

*Careful, careful....*
Here you go my good man. *Hands the DBJ to Grandmaster.*
Be careful with that. :)

GM: well, the word orgy does not refer to any explicit material or meaning. show me a link to something saying contrary things WITHOUT also defining the normal meaning of it.
you wont find it.

Btw:
Here is the link: http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=Orgy


Word History: The word orgy has become connected in the minds of many of us with unrestrained sexual activity, but its origins are much less licentious. We can trace the word as far back as the Indo-European root *werg-, meaning “to do,” also the source of our word work. Greek orgia, “secret rites, worship,” comes from *worg-, one form of this root. The Greek word was used with reference to the rites practiced in the worship of various deities, such as Orpheus and Dionysus. The word in Greek did not denote sexual activity, although this was a part of some rites. The rites of Dionysus, for example, included only music, dancing, drinking, and the eating of animal sacrifices. Having passed through Latin and Old French into English, the word orgy is first recorded in English with reference to the secret rites of the Greek and Roman religions in 1589. It is interesting to note that the word is first recorded with its modern sense in 18th-century English and perhaps in 17th-century French. Whether this speaks to a greater licentiousness in society or not must be left to the historian, but certainly the religious nature of the word has gone into eclipse.

Well, enough of that then. Maybe the CFC mods spend their time writing the disallowed words and verbs dictionary, I don't want to see it when it's finished. Certainly not here in the pub.

A drink, anyone? I'm in a fiery mood today, so I'll give you a doughnut flambe with it if you're kind to me.

well, shabba. you are right.
as i lost the tournament in all my disciplenes (despite the fact i was better than others from specs and things i had), i will need a DBJ. will you drink one with me, shabba? They will go on the house.

Two DBJ's coming up! So you're in a losing streak?

You had an excellent showing, dis. Nothing to be ashamed of in your performance.

Well, our tally was 15 competitors. There were no spectators at the bar. I guess they were all clustered around the pit roast. 15 at 45g each makes the tab 675g.

I think you may need to lower the fest prices a bit. I hadn't thought of it when we discussed it but many of our regular party goers aren't drinkers. Using the fest prices makes the bar tab quite a bit higher than if we just had an open bar and tallied the drinks.

Yeah. *gulp*
And i tried so hard. I believe both jdd and grandmaster were just lucky... *grown*

shai: *huh?*

Maybe they set you up the bomb;)

Originally posted by disorganizer
shai: *huh?*
What?

Mmmm..... 5-star.... good stuff..... thanks Gunning. And dis, no hard feelings?

Nah. Well, at least i own your land. Maybe i build a wall around your castle to get justification :-P

But to be serious, it was all a part of luck. Better stats and horse on my side... and luck on yours :-)

Or you maybe bribed the judges, but i wont find evidence for that one ;-) Like illegal weaponry etc. may also be a possibility.

I will show you next time (although if i know my luck, i wont).

Shai:
About the fest-prices. I think its not too much if you consider one beer costs 10 gold.

so 20 gold per consumer will be the price for 2 single beers, which is lower than the average drinking-practice.

you must consider that people not having to pay for stuff maybe just dont post it. i assure you all of the delivered barrels were empty after the event.
:-)

Yeah, it was largely luck...... and what illegal weaponry? I didn't have one my experimental "muskets" slung across my back...... no.......... Anyway, it was a good competition, and who knows what'll happen next time?

Yeah, right GM. A musket, huh? One of those small insects with wings which stich you?

I've got a bat. Can I join in next time

I've got a bat. Can I join in next time?

EDIT: that's not right! A double post, how did I do that? Well, since I recently acquired a club from the army surplus store to whoopass annoying customers:lol: I've been practicing. So, let's get ready to rumble!

Hmm. What about if we find some people to have a private duel at the rebel pub?
Shaitan could calc the stats :-)

If you'd like to see the first duel, go back to the Marillion's Tourney field.

I will... and would like to practice beat-up a bit :-)

dis ill add it to my next thing i did not see it sorry

Hmmm. Doesnt anybody want to drink anything?

The two Spiritualists come into the Tavern. Their clothes are torn and dirty and they have cuts and bruises...

Barman! Two Riot Beers! We have just been tending to the victims of the Morgana Terrorist Attack. After seeing what we saw today, we definately need a drink!

woohoo 700th post can i still get a free drink?

Actually you're post 701. ;)

What kind of drink do you want?
And...
Client: McNulty (Brother Adam and Sister Eve)
Order: 2 Riot Beers
Gold: 20

Business is slowing down. Must have something to do with the recession... Therefore, it's karaoke time again! For each consumption, you can sing a song for free!

And to fire things up, the first contestant gets a free riot-beer on my account! The winner will receive three *DBJ shots, the runner up two *DBJ shots, and the consolation prize is one *DBJ shot You will be judged on originality and performance!

shabba: i comply. the DBJ's for the contest will be on the house, not on your account. actually a good idea. post an announcement in the bulletin board and the rpg announcement :-)

I've placed it on the bulletin board.
Who's first? I give you the honor, dis...

na, our customers should go forward. just make the band play very loud so it will be heard at the palace :-)

Better make it loud, I don't sing as well as I used to...
OK, here we go...
* speaks quietly to the band... clears throat.. *
This one goes out to the Demogame!

On a long and lonely highway, East of Omaha
You can listen to the engine
Moanin' out as one long song.
You can think about the woman
or the girl you knew the night before..

*10 minutes later *

Here I go again, playin' the star again
There I go, turn the page..

Well, how'd I do?

Well, at the moment the best, but you would have to order somethin' to participate :-)
Each song will cost you something to drink.

Well, to qualify that song, give me a riot...

The first drink was on me! Here's a riotbeer for you, Cyc. I'm glad that our busy rulers can spare the time to visit our pub.

About your performance: I didn't know the lines, so you've got a point on originality. But your performance... let's say, I didn't feel the urge to sing along...

New Pub Thread!

The Rebel Pub management proudly annnounces we finally managed to split our threads. The Rebel Pub (Pub) (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31753) will from now on only hold the pub orders and will be the meeting place for fanatikans and foreigners in Bavaria.

The Rebel Pub (Distillery and Brewery) (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=34668) will be the place to order our event-items as well as subscription and wholesale items.

So enjoy the new setup!

Why thank you Shabbaman...I think. I'll buy you a beer too.

BTW, I'm not a busy ruler...I'm a mere citizen these days.

Brother Adam puts 20g on the counter...

Thanks Barman.

Both the Spiritualists drink the beer

We needed that! The attack on Morgana was a terrible outrage against the innocent. If the Jedi had not been there.....

Brother Adam is lost in his remembered thoughts...

Aye, the terrorist leader is caught. I hope that the police deal with him so that justice is done. I hope he gets sent to prison.

We will have to go and see if we can get new clothing now. The rips and burn marks only serve to remind us of that terrible day.

I believe so. Hope you didnt get a too bad image of our nation. Some peope just dont realize what they do with such a nonsense.

Ho barkeep! A riot beer, if you please!

*tosses 10 gold on the counter*

I don't get over here as much these days, what with training various lords the art of unarmed combat, and chasing those god-forsaken terrorists through the hills of Kultis. Wasn't able to catch any, though.

Makes me think my decision to stay behind from the Crusade was correct. We will need someone here to help watch and protect from these fiends.

Hy Padma, my dear neighbor! Hows the biz?
Heres your mug, thanks for the 10.

Hey Padma!

Dis, you beat me to it, I had just posted it right after you.

Hehe. Im fast tonite but gone soon ;-)
Have to train for the crusade abit.

Hey Padma, i wonder why people dont settle in lancre at the beach. It would be a nice place for summer houses...

I agree, dis. I love the view out of my castle windows at Kultis, looking out over the last set of hills before the sea. It's a beautiful sight in the mornings. :)

And hi to you, too, gunning. :D

It's almost odd to see both of you here at the same time.

Yeah. Also the Lancre mountains---- i have perfect sunrise view over morgana and a sunset view over the valeys... you MUST visit me someday!

I'll visit someday, and yes it is strange for both of us to be here at the same time. :)

I will certainly come visit sometime, dis. But you may end up visiting me, first. ;) I am beginning planning for a combination wake (for my dying uncle at Mara) and celebration over gaining the actual tutle of Count Mara. If my uncle passes on before the Aztec wars truly start, and the Crusade rides away, that is.

Padma: Sure thing!
Next 10 beers go on my PERSONAL account. I finally officially own "the oliven zweige"!
Huray!

Honour Poll (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33188)

I'd like a distilled banana juice please, mr barkeep :beer:

Here you are Mr. President! 30 gold please.

U like a free beer with it? I received my first honour today! So the beer goes on my account ;-)

Dis, I'll take a Weizen. Better not buy any of the distilled stuff again, people'll think I'm gonna burn stuff down....

lol, I'll take a looterzale, dis

I wish I was joking, Plex, I really do.... problem is I'm not.

Hey, BTW everyone, new proposal for a National Sport (out with the old PI Donsig!)

Its called "Lets all see if we can prove that GM is a member of an illegal organization!"

Any takers?

Dis is gone so...

Client: Grandmaster
Order: Weizen-Riot-Beer
Gold: 15 from disorganizer's account

Client: Plexus
Order: Looterzale
Gold: 10 from disorganizer's account

Totaly that was 25 gold from disorganizer's account.
Come on people, buy more stuff. Still 8 free ones left!

Dis is gone? Define "gone?" As in not here right now, or as in left the DemoGame? One can never be sure these days.....

Ah, just gone for a while from the pub. Don't worry. :)

I'm not worrying. When I saw the words 'dis is gone,' I was rejoicing :D

J/K

As long as I'm here, I'll have a water...

Here you are oct, 4 gold please :-)

So, Cyc, it seems that you're the winner of the karaoke contest...

EDIT: Post #666 :satan: :mwaha: muahaha!

Well, as long as nobody else applies... its a shame... :-) Not to judge about his performance, but that noone else had a try.

Maybe he was just too good at it? Who knows..

Sister Eve comes up to the stage...

This is a song of worship that the Spiritualists sang at the Harvest Festival not long ago...

"Spirit of Harvest, Spirit of field,
Give thanks now to Terra, in nature revealed.

Give thanks to the sun, the wind and the rain,
And thanks to the crops that feed us again.
The grain safely cut is gathered inside,
We thank you, Oh Terra, for all you provide!"


Steps down from the stage

Hmm...

A plus for performance, but I doubt if we can accept this in the category 'karaoke'. You did make up the lines yourselves, didn't you?

Ah, good. I would really like to take a rain check for that 3-star drink. That way I can enjoy it during our Victory Party after the war. Thanks again.

I would like to buy Brother Adam and Sister Eve a brew, if they would accept.

Nobody's going to compete with cyc and mcnulty?
Here are your brewski's cyc!

EDIT: no order here

Shabba: Please edit the above. Those 2 beers go on my private account for my hounour. Still 6 free beers to serve.

I would like to buy Brother Adam and Sister Eve a brew, if they would accept.

We would be happy to sup with you Cyc. We would gladly have a Riot Beer apiece.

Or and Barman, are you importing Brother McNulty's Whisky yet?

Not yet man. We still sell our own hard stuff... did you try our *****DBJ yet? 500years old!
I can give you a small trial of the **DBJ, but be prepared to roll on the floor beneath our tables!

Hi, Dis! I will take one of your free beers. :D

I may have to lay off the harder liquors, for a while. Maybe it was that blow to the head I received at the Tourney, but I have been having difficulty with ... well, with reality, I suppose. I was on my way to the Pub, here, a while ago, and everything seemed normal. Then, it was like the world disappeared, and there was nothing, and no-one, around. Now, I am here safely, and it is like nothing ever happened.

Well, like I said, maybe it is too much liquor, or perhaps that blow Plexus gave me in the Brawl.

Here you are my friend... and still 5 more free beer left.
Well, in fact it may be the *****. Our alchemists in Lancre recently found out that this stuff really starts to bend the magical dimension arefact to an extend where you could slip directly through the holes in l-space.
They still research that one, but we noticed you can be at lancre at one minute, and at least from our memory be at the pub in the other. Strange things... which could happen.


Receipt:
1 rebel-beer, 10 gold from disorganizers private account

can i have a coke and does anyone know how to get this in to my sig? saying designer warehouse like it does with my safari thing
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33334

here is your coke BC, 4 gold please....

well, just go to your profile and enter:
[*url=heretheurlwheretogo]textyouwannahave[*/url]

but leave out the *'s

Hi, BCLG!

try adding (without the space after the "[") [ URL=http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33334]The Designer Warehouse[/URL]