#1 You attempt to click the 'i' key on your keyboard with your mouse cursor.

(just happened to me - seriously!)


post your!

I'm even too tired anymore to properly completing this pooooooooooooooooooooooo...

You're dead

You cut your arm off in the lathe because the butterflies told you to

You believe that your 5 year old Laptop is Hal9000...

6:You fall asleep in the keyboard.

7. : You can't await to wake up from your nightmare, but you never do.

8. You can't beat beginner minesweeper in less than 30 seconds, even when trying hard.

8. You can't beat beginner minesweeper in less than 30 seconds, even when trying hard.
:lol:

guilty!



You look for a favorite link in the 'recent documents' list :crazyeye:

You keep clicking the same spot. With no result. Escpecting a result.

11:You can't beat Chess on Vista at Level 1

12. You can't beat Chess at Level 1 on XP.

Wait.

Their is no Chess on XP.

You start typing your work in the quick reply box on CFC instead of in Word...:shifty:

You fall asleep. In front of your boss. While he is talking to you.

15:You can sleep with your eyes open.

you have a bad case of qwertyitis on your cheeks

Coffee doesn't help anymore.

(Edit: Never mind, I'm too tired to think of a proper reply to this)

one of the worst is when you typbvgggvbgfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff





and wake up 6 hours later.

You believe yourself to be some kind of hummingbird.

You get a call from 'outside' (thus have to give the name of your workplace in addition to yours) and can't remember what to say.

You have to look at your name-tag to remember your own name. (Yes, I have done this.)

You believe yourself to be some kind of hummingbird.
Let me guess: This reference comes straight from The Simpsons, am I right? :mischief:

Let me guess: This reference comes straight from The Simpsons, am I right? :mischief:
Yep. Now I'll try to drink nectar from Sanjay's head.

Yep. Now I'll try to drink nectar from Sanjay's head.
I bow to you, master! I never would have known how to adequately answer that question! :bowdown: ;)

You start accidentally posting images from Dumpster Sluts without realising it. (I've done that too)

You convert to Buddhism.

You tell your boss what you really do all day.

You bring your pet snake with you in a flight.

You bring your pet snake with you in a flight.

I know a guy who used to smuggle snakes by placing them inside his kid's cuddly pillows. That's one thing that never went on the Xray machine, so he was never caught. :crazyeye:

And another way of noticing you're too tired to work:

you go fetch a snack while your PC reboots, and when you come back from the kitchen you wonder where your coworkers have gone. until you realize that you are working at home..... (facepalm)

I'm even too tired anymore to properly completing this pooooooooooooooooooooooo...

I think you need fiber.

Not quite work but....

When your in Calculus class mechanically taking notes because your too tired to concentrate, and you feel yoursel drifting off and then jerk yourself awake. Upon looking down at your paper you see you wrote...

f(x)=x^3+4x^2+7x+19
f'(x)=When you have a 12 y/o girl

You spend about 2 seconds wondering wtf you would have wrote if you hadn't woken up, then you swear under your breath and hurriedly erase it and hope nobody saw your paper. Then with disaster averted you shudder at the thought of what might have happened had you not woken up...

You spend your entire essay discussing not the actual topic, but the fact that the author's anecdote about her hatred of the blue eyed, blond haired dolls she was given as a child is in fact not an attack on the media's image of beauty, as most would assume, but is in fact the author attempting to cope with the fact that she isn't an Aryan, and is depressed with her genetic inferiority.

The fact that I am passing English at this point is simply astounding.:p

The last three posts have been, to use an internet term, "full of win."

@nc-1701: What exactly do you do "when you have a 12 y/o girl?"

What exactly do you do "when you have a 12 y/o girl?"

What do you think?
:groucho:

What do you think?
:groucho:
Well I know what I'd do - I'm a filthy pervert who cares not one whit for age restrictions. But I'm not nc.

You get into a shouting match about a single word in a typed sentence, and whether or not it should be replaced by another word "because it sounds better." (Again, something that has happened to me. I won though, so yay)

The last three posts have been, to use an internet term, "full of win."

@nc-1701: What exactly do you do "when you have a 12 y/o girl?"
Clearly you do "F'(x)" That's what mah paper said:p

Honestly I have no idea whatsoever... I just woke up to find myself writing that on the paper. Part of me wishes I'de finished whatever I was writing before I woke up, but part of me is happy not to know what I was going to put there... Now the obvious answer for what my unconscious had planned would be aptly described as "jailbait", but my unconscious works in really weird ways that are completely unpredictable by my conscious mind so I don't have a freakin clue:(

Clearly you do "F'(x)" That's what mah paper said:p

Honestly I have no idea whatsoever... I just woke up to find myself writing that on the paper. Part of me wishes I'de finished whatever I was writing before I woke up, but part of me is happy not to know what I was going to put there... Now the obvious answer for what my unconscious had planned would be aptly described as "jailbait", but my unconscious works in really weird ways that are completely unpredictable by my conscious mind so I don't have a freakin clue:(
Well, we know what "F" means, we just have to determine "x." There's a few possibilities for that one. Five, by my count, though it's six if Quagmire is to be believed.

That's what we call 'automatic writing' my friend. You put pen to paper and start writing without thinking about it, and thoughts and desires you didn't even know you had come out. I've done it, and discovered that I wanted to stab my step-father in the eyes with rusty nails. Considering my step-father is a massive tool, this didn't come as much of a surprise to me.

It would appear that your subconscious has a thing for 12 y/o girls. I'd suggest you start typing a post on CFC without thinking about what you're typing. Hopefully we'll all find out what you had in mind.

Well, we know what "F" means, we just have to determine "x."

Titties, maybe?

-You start tracing the wood grain lines on your desk.

-You stare at the same spot for half an hour, without realizing it.

Your writing starts looking like it passed through a shredder.

Your writing starts looking like it passed through a shredder.

You accidentally put your paper through a shredder.

You accidentally put your paper through a shredder.

How does this happen?

How does this happen?

It was three in the morning! I have no idea what my mind was thinking at that point! Probably thought it was a fax machine, or something!:crazyeye:

It was three in the morning! I have no idea what my mind was thinking at that point! Probably thought it was a fax machine, or something!:crazyeye:

I won't question what happens at 3 am.

You tell your girlfriend that you are going to have sex with your ex the next day. And you aren't going to do that, neither do you have a girlfriend.

You tell your girlfriend that you are going to have sex with your ex the next day. And you aren't going to do that, neither do you have a girlfriend.
What the hell?

You pass out.

Someone gives you some french fries, you bite your finger and not the fry more than 10 times while eating them...

You realise that you typed a paragraph worth of words, and you dont remenber typing that

You fall asleep...

Someone gives you some french fries, you bite your finger and not the fry more than 10 times while eating them...

what the hell does this have to do with work?

Some people eat stuff at work. ;)

You type a paragraph w/o looking at the keyboard, only to realize all your keystrokes were one key off (i.e j became h on a QWERTY). It's happened to me before.

You are vaguely aware of somebody saying "did he fall asleep or something".