I'm ready now to reveal my yet biggest secret: I can read minds! I'm aware of the future events of everyone of you! I see things which the most of you have never even dreamed of!

To make a long story short: I'm a psychic!

Feel free to ask me any question about yourself you want to receive a plausible and easy to understand answer of, my services are totally gratis and are given to you without any hidden commitments! Try it, and even in the case that you have strong doubts about my alleged supernatural powers, please just invest five minutes of your time and simply give it a shot! With no charges or any other obligations attached to my offer, you have absolutely nothing to lose!

This should be interesting. If it turns out not to be interesting, shame on you for starting this thread.

1) I currently have a type of abnormality on both of my thumbs. What is it and on which thumb is it most prominent?

2) Who did I cosplay as for my high school photo?

3) Which unusual tool does my pocketknife have that replaces which other tool on most of the pocketknives of my friends?

4) What color is my driver's license?

5) Which two currently active posters here do I suspect of being DLs/unnoticeably name-changed accounts of which two other posters?

One of these answers should be PM'ed to me instead of posted publicly; you figure out which one it is. If the questions seem unclear, read my mind and figure out what I mean.

1.)what is my name?(actual name)
2.)what is my quest?
3.)what is my favorite color?
4.)what is the air-speed velocity of a laden swallow?

Should I do it?

I maintain that the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is about 42*, if that helps eastsidebagel out.

Another easy question to answer for a supposed psychic: which civ leadername do I purposely misspell (just by anagram) and how do I spell it?

Seriously, about 42 ft/sec. IN YOUR FACE METRIC SYSTEM

1) I currently have a type of abnormality on both of my thumbs. What is it and on which thumb is it most prominent?
The skin of the bottom side of both your thumbs is burned and touching this area hurts like hell for you. And also, your right one is more currently more painful for you than the left one, which pretty much sucks, since you are a right-handed person.
2) Who did I cosplay as for my high school photo?
Naruto.
3) Which unusual tool does my pocketknife have that replaces which other tool on most of the pocketknives of my friends?
A spoon.
4) What color is my driver's license?
Yellow.
5) Which two currently active posters here do I suspect of being DLs/unnoticeably name-changed accounts of which two other posters?
Sorry, no comment. ;)
But if you don't mind, send me instead a PM about your suspicions, and I'll try my best to verify it or not.
1.)what is my name?(actual name)
Mark.
2.)what is my quest?
Your current quest in life is to get good grades in schools, and also to hang out with your friends to deepen your friendship with them.
3.)what is my favorite color?
A rich shade of yellow.
4.)what is the air-speed velocity of a laden swallow?
Hey, I'm a prophet, not a scientist! ;)
Should I do it?
The crystal ball tells me...Yes!

Another easy question to answer for a supposed psychic: which civ leadername do I purposely misspell (just by anagram) and how do I spell it?
Cat In Here for Catherine.

What are my two favorite colors?

What are my two favorite colors?
Peppermint green and a very dark and noble purple.

What are the names for my cats?

And to spice it up: will you admit that my mind is impenetrable and superior to yours when you get them wrong? Or will you claim I lied to make you admit my mind is impenetrable and superior to yours? :p

What are the names for my cats?
You have two cats in your home which are called "Plaats" and "Baakebaarden". The third one is unnamed because she's a street cat which you just feed on a regular base.
And to spice it up: will you admit that my mind is impenetrable and superior to yours when you get them wrong? Or will you claim I lied to make you admit my mind is impenetrable and superior to yours? :p
Uhmm...this question is just too long and confusing, so I'll just skip it! ;)

How old is my sister?

How old is my sister?
It's hard for me to point out the exact age, but isn't she close to her thirties? :undecide:
Also I'm pretty sure she has either Pisces or Cancer as her zodiac.

You could say her age is negative, but I doubt it considering how old my parents are....

Aka I don't have a sister. :p

You could say her age is negative, but I doubt it considering how old my parents are....

Aka I don't have a sister. :p
But you must have a sister! I think that at least one of your parents is lying to you! :mad:

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and unclear! :p

Or maybe Mirc isn't sure about his sexuality :)
Anyway who's coming to my house tomorrow? hint: I really miss him\her, he\she can't always come, it'll be real fun once he\she comes.

Or maybe Mirc isn't sure about his sexuality :)
Anyway who's coming to my house tomorrow? hint: I really miss him\her, he\she can't always come, it'll be real fun once he\she comes.
It's your brother Zacharya, who is currently deployed in the IDF. Therefore he can only come once a month for a couple of days.

Wrong and wrong, and those aren't even names for anything. Nice try though, upped your pc by one.

That's what this is all about isn't it? ;)

Right then Mister Psychic:

1) In what month of 2007 did I become a member of the internet forum 'Civilization Fanatics Center'?

2) What false name do I go by on said internet forum?

3) What English county am I currently back in?

4) Which cartoon cat, named after a particular way of preparing a certain meat dish, once said the quote in my signature on the aforementioned internet forum?

5) I recently posted in a thread made by a German man who claimed to be psychic. What was the forum name of that German man?

Guys I think I stumped him

Wrong and wrong, and those aren't even names for anything. Nice try though, upped your pc by one.

That's what this is all about isn't it? ;)
You know what, if embarrasing me by discrediting my awesome abilities with your blatant lies, I call your further counselling with me as cancelled!
Good day, sir! :(
1) In what month of 2007 did I become a member of the internet forum 'Civilization Fanatics Center'?
2007 was a leap year, therefore February was ommited in it. By giving my first shot: Was it January? :dunno:
2) What false name do I go by on said internet forum?
Catharsis, but this also your name in RL.
3) What English county am I currently back in?
Ireland County.
4) Which cartoon cat, named after a particular way of preparing a certain meat dish, once said the quote in my signature on the aforementioned internet forum?
Define..."cartoon cat".
5) I recently posted in a thread made by a German man who claimed to be psychic. What was the forum name of that German man?
Johannes Kroschwitz. Well yeah, that's really my name.
Guys I think I stumped him
No wait, I did see that!

You know what, if embarrasing me by discrediting my awesome abilities with your blatant lies, I call your further counselling with me as cancelled!
Good day, sir! :(I see. Thanks for answering my second question after all.

Next question: Do I believe that your desire to reply is larger than your indignation over the post count accusation?

Peppermint green and a very dark and noble purple.

Wrong and wrong :p

1) What's my favorite color?

2) What piece of headgear have I recently acquired?

3) What are my two favorite hobbies?

What are the names of my 2 cats?

Why does this thread suck so much?

All were wrong!

Alright then, some basic questions:

1) I'm currently playing HoI2 as Turkey and writing an AAR, although this wasn't my choice, rather it was people on CFC who voted. What would I have choose?
2) Which anime character will I cosplay tomorrow at the Animania Festival?
3) Which letter of the alphabet is silent in my RL surname?

What breed is my pet dog?

It's your brother Zacharya, who is currently deployed in the IDF. Therefore he can only come once a month for a couple of days.

WRONG :P 10chars

wtf ?

Next question: Do I believe that your desire to reply is larger than your indignation over the post count accusation?
I'll give you an answer as soon as I get an apology letter together with a paycheck from you.
1) What's my favorite color?
Yellow.
[QUOTE]2) What piece of headgear have I recently acquired?
A wig.
3) What are my two favorite hobbies?
Cooking and dawing.
What are the names of my 2 cats?
Herschel and Poky.
Why does this thread suck so much?
I'm offering you my help to allow your spirits to soar through the highest levels of transcendency and I get flamed by you!
Shame on you! :mad:
1) I'm currently playing HoI2 as Turkey and writing an AAR, although this wasn't my choice, rather it was people on CFC who voted. What would I have choose?
Nothing. You don't even own this game.
2) Which anime character will I cosplay tomorrow at the Animania Festival?
Princess Monoke.
3) Which letter of the alphabet is silent in my RL surname?
The "H".
What breed is my pet dog?
I can't tell. He ran away three years. Get over it, kid!
wtf ?
Don't let the paint which you spilled get dry on the carpet. Those stains may never go out again!

Nothing. You don't even own this game.

First half is correct, sort of. I would just choose to play whatever nation most posters voted for. Second half is also correct - I borrowed the game off a friend. Good job. :goodjob:

Princess Monoke.

I'm not even going to Animania tomorrow. Ha! :D

The "H".

None of the letters in my surname are silent. :p

So that's one out of three.

So that's one out of three.
An increase of my correct predictions of over infinite per cent! :D

Should I learn French or Spanish?

who am i and where am i going?

Should I learn French or Spanish?
None of the above-mentioned but German instead.
who am i and where am i going?
A human being.
To the worms.

I think he already knows German

I think he already knows German
OK, that's not a joke post like the ones before: It takes years over years to get a grip on the German language. Seriously, I would never encourage anybody to even give it a try, because if you get bored or you just lose motivation along the way, learning all that mind- bogglingly hard German grammar brought you absolutely nothing at the end.

Thread closed.
Its sort of a mix between a poster centric and an "ask a ...." thread, the one prohibitted and the other requiring pre-clearance.