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puglover Apr 17, 2009, 11:16 AM Well, it finally happened! The zombies are running amok in your home country, biting and infecting people, and it's up to YOU to stop them. You get the job of assembling a "dream team" of 5 elites to save the world from the zombie apocalypse. Who do you choose?
(My picks)
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Clint Eastwood in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly". American icon, skilled gunslinger. Fastest draw in the West. Plus he demonstrated his headshot abilities in that scene where he shoots everyone's hats off their heads. Born leader of this little "ka-tet".
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The Terminator. Would blow through mobs of zombies like stuffed animals at a carnival. If he gets bitten, there's no effect whatsoever because he's a cyborg.
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Cthulhu. Nobody messes with an Great Old One, not even the undead. Let's just hope none of the zombies try ramming him.
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John McClane. Chief catchphrase shouter and general blow-stuff-up specialist. Honestly, we can't get anymore hardcore.
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George S. Patton. Remember World War II? Practice.
:nuke:
Aegis Apr 17, 2009, 12:02 PM Bruce Campbell
THIS... is my BOOOM STICK!
http://www.azoidx.com/postimages/bruce_campbell_evildead.jpg
Milla Jovovich
She seemed to kick enough ass in the movies.
http://www.pjlighthouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/movei-resident-evil-extinction-milla-jovonich.jpg
Bruce Lee
Speaking of kicking ass... Was anyone better?
http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Bruce_Lee_Biography.jpg
Colossus
Impenetrable skin, enormous strength. 'Nuff said.
http://www.comicrelated.com/icon/colossus.gif
Forge
Capable of creating and building any invention his mind dreams of, his weapons and devices would enable our heroes to drive back the zombie plague.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/e/ef/198436-forge_400.jpg
eastsidebagel Apr 17, 2009, 12:20 PM Who is better capable of taking care of those hordes of the living dead than the son of God:
http://i41.tinypic.com/28vajr5.jpg
He's the cool sidekick who gets all the jokes and the hot girl at the end:
http://i39.tinypic.com/29ek4qu.jpg
Cammy from Super Street Fighter: She's the above-mentioned girl:
http://i41.tinypic.com/ddyi3s.jpg
For the spiritual guidance in this thrilling post-apocalypse, dolby surround spectacle:
http://i42.tinypic.com/x3ixs8.jpg
The tough guy who joins the gang later, Sylvester Stallone:
http://i43.tinypic.com/ayvleo.jpg
scherbchen Apr 17, 2009, 12:46 PM hmmm...
Buffy for the experience and a bonus rocket launcher
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/sayandy/btvs/Innocence.jpg
River Tam for close combat proficiency
http://gothiquefae.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/river-tam.jpg
Lara Croft in case we come across tricky platformish jump-puzzles (extra guns are a bonus)
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a91/mommadrama/Rizzle/angelina-jolie-gl10.jpg
Penelope Cruz because every team should have one (hands gun to Lara Croft if she can't shoot well) and if she's not going then neither am I
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/204/440874076_94976e4e5b.jpg?v=0
Veronica Mars for some old-fashioned sleuthing
http://blogs.pioneerlocal.com/entertainment/vm.jpg
and Leeloo because you never know when you are going to need that multipass
http://kestas.kuliukas.com/MultiPass/leeloo_multipass.jpg
hmmm, say... I sense a pattern here...
Annex Apr 17, 2009, 01:21 PM http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/chuck_norris.jpg
1) Chuck Norris' beard
2) Chuck Norris' right arm
3) Chuck Norris' left arm
4) Chuck Norris' right leg
5) Chuck Norris' left leg
eastsidebagel Apr 17, 2009, 01:27 PM @Annex: This reminds me of this card:
http://i44.tinypic.com/105blmu.jpg
Exodia! Beats everything!
BurnEmDown Apr 17, 2009, 01:49 PM FINAL is better :>
*Used to play Yu-Gi-Oh! and not ashamed of it!! I was a kid)
Dumanios Apr 17, 2009, 06:44 PM Chuck Norris,nuf said.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/chuck_norris.jpg
Solid Snake,With all those guns,explosives and sneaking skill,he's perfect for the job.
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/ssb/images/3/3c/Snakessbb.jpg
Bruce Lee,His skill in fighting means he's gonna kick some @$$
http://mike.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/bruce-lee.jpg
Mewtwo,He is the Ultimate Pokemon after all.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/ssb/images/4/48/Mewtwo.jpg
scherbchen Apr 17, 2009, 06:53 PM yeah well my team is prettier than yours! nyeh!
Catharsis Apr 17, 2009, 07:16 PM James May
Oozes old-school class, which is probably effective for dealing with zombies
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00333/F_200707_July05ed_i_333351a.jpg
Sergeant Bash
Flamethrower, man. Just don't give the controls to May, he'll only crash it or get lost
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4018/479741-sgtbash_large.gif
William Wilberforce
He kicked slavery's butt, maybe he could do the same to zombies
http://www.cowboybooks.com.au/pictures/WilliamWilberforce.jpg
The Edge
Provides soundtrack for zombie whoopin'
http://assets.mog.com/pictures/wikipedia/1774311/373px-The_Edge.jpg
Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
Because come on, he's Max Fightmaster. The zombies wouldn't dare try anything
(No pictures because Max Fightmaster just obliterates any camera that comes near with his sheer awesomeness. Hey my team has two sergeants on it, fancy that.)
PhroX Apr 18, 2009, 02:34 AM Hmm...lets see...
Mark. Just cos.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/Misc/chowbetter.jpg
Asia the Invincible. Ronseal.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/Misc/brigitte-lin.jpg
Dredd. Cos he is the law.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/Misc/Judge_Dredd_l-2000AD-poster.jpg
Ami. I think pictures speak louder than words here:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/Misc/machinegirlposter4.jpg
And finally, Brucie. Just in case we find a plane.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/Misc/img_4970_0101BruceDickinson.jpg
jlc102127 Apr 18, 2009, 12:00 PM I would choose this guy:
:spear:
Maniacal Apr 19, 2009, 02:10 AM http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/Left_4_Dead_Revised_Cast.jpg
Bill, Francis, Zoey and Louis. With Deus Ex Machina provided by Gordon Freeman, Chell, and cyborgs.
Virote_Considon Apr 19, 2009, 08:00 AM 1) Ares
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Ares_Canope_Villa_Adriana.jpg/150px-Ares_Canope_Villa_Adriana.jpg
This guy's the God of war, so you know he's gonna kick some ass!
2) Hades
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/38/Hades_Altemps_Inv8584.jpg/150px-Hades_Altemps_Inv8584.jpg
He's the god of the underworld, so he ain't scared of no undead!
3) Poseidon
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Poseidon_sculpture_Copenhagen_2005.jpg/150px-Poseidon_sculpture_Copenhagen_2005.jpg
If those zombies decide somehow that they'll be safer from the threat of my Dream Team by heading to the water (well, as far as zombies can think "rationally", at least. They're more likely to just stumble there for no reason, really), then Poseidon will kick their asses!
4) Apollo
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/86/Apollo_ny_carlsberg_glyptotek.jpg/150px-Apollo_ny_carlsberg_glyptotek.jpg
Not only does he have an awesome bow, but this guy can be the Team healer, too! To boot, he can help predict the future - how awesome would that be?!
5) Hephaestus
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Rubens_-_Vulcano_forjando_los_rayos_de_J%C3%BApiter.jpg/180px-Rubens_-_Vulcano_forjando_los_rayos_de_J%C3%BApiter.jpg
This guy can be the Team's technical whiz, making all sorts of zombie-busting contraptions, and of course the inevitable escape vehicle of death, which will be needed at some point.
aaglo Apr 19, 2009, 03:15 PM Bloodrayne, because she's ruthless and hard to kill
http://www.fastforwardtheater.com/Bloodrayne_Red_by_BlondTheColorist.jpg
Wolverine, because he's ruthless too and hard to kill too
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/w/wolverine3.jpg
Riddick. He delivers.
http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/545/chroniclesriddickvin8pi.jpg
Indiana Jones, because he's scared only of snakes
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_01/IndianaJones1L_468x663.jpg
Mad Man Apr 19, 2009, 06:31 PM Batman-hes right for any team
Claire Redfield-every team needs a chick to keep it from being a complete sausage fest and she's used this kind of crap
George A. Romero-The Zombie Master
Yoda-have the short green Jedi master you should, to completely rule all of there undead arses you must
Jack Bauer-with him on board we should have this done in 24 hours
Sharwood Apr 20, 2009, 03:27 AM The Muslim Fantastic Four. And some hot girl for me to bang while they're taking care of the zombies. Which one depends on the mood I'm in at the time.
holy king Apr 20, 2009, 09:22 AM i vaguely remember being involved in the creation of the muslim fantastic four...
got a link?
Sharwood Apr 20, 2009, 09:47 AM Ask, and ye shall receive:
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?p=7773655#post7773655
Behold! The Muslim Fantastic Four!
The Not-An-Inch-Of-Skin Visible Woman!
http://www.lonelyplanetimages.com/images/preview/19615-70?imageId=109331
The Muslim Torch!
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/french-muslim.jpg
Mullah Fantastic!
http://www.myindiareport.in/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/turban_2.jpg
and finally...
The Thing!
http://www.nextbook.org/images/features/feature_739_story.jpg
Their mortal foe...
MP DOOM!!!!!
http://www.middle-east-online.com/pictures/big/_21410_Geert_Wilders.jpg
Dude, you know it's coming, the sign said so.
Probably the best idea I've ever had.
classical_hero Apr 20, 2009, 12:26 PM The starting five of the one and only Dream team.
Starting at Centre is Patrick Ewing.
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/2505/patrickewing7619420.jpg
Starting at Shooting Guard, is the legendary Michael Jordan.
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/9081/michaeljordandrunk77678.jpg
Starting at Point Guard is the the magic one, Earvin "Magic" Johnson Jr.
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9170/aaek00116x20magicjohnso.jpg
Starting at Small Forward is Charles Barkley.
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5206/cbarkleyportrait8146078.jpg
Starting at Power Forward is Karl Malone.
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6223/karlmalone18319610.jpg
They would easily beat the Zombies on the Basketball court.
Flying Pig Apr 20, 2009, 12:30 PM Chuck Norris
Clint Eastwood
John Rambo
Indiana Jones
James Bond
Fr8monkey Apr 20, 2009, 03:10 PM The starting five of the one and only Dream team.
They would easily beat the Zombies on the Basketball court.
Lame!! 4 Special Olympic members and I could win on the basketball court against zombies!! :lol:
1. Darth Vader: Evil turned good. Can use Dark Side to repel the undead (I think).
http://hunternuttall.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/darth-vader.jpg
2. Yoda: Wise and powerful. BTW you see him kick a$$ in The Clone Wars?
http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_yoda.jpg
3. Gandalf. Wizard and not bad with a sword... and YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
http://www.andurilcollections.com/catalog/images/LR0004_Gandalf%20sword%203.jpg
4. Mad Mardigan: Swordsman and rouge from the movie Willow. A personal favorite from way back.
http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/revieww/rwillow.jpg
4. Imhotep: The Mummy himself. Who better to deal with the dead?
http://www.movievillains.com/images/imhotep.jpg
Other mentions:
6. Indy.
7. Robocop.
8. Centurian (New BSG Robot).
9. Jackie Chan.
10. Terminator.
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