View Full Version : What's Your Dream Team against the Zombies?


puglover
Apr 17, 2009, 11:16 AM
Well, it finally happened! The zombies are running amok in your home country, biting and infecting people, and it's up to YOU to stop them. You get the job of assembling a "dream team" of 5 elites to save the world from the zombie apocalypse. Who do you choose?

(My picks)

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Clint Eastwood in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly". American icon, skilled gunslinger. Fastest draw in the West. Plus he demonstrated his headshot abilities in that scene where he shoots everyone's hats off their heads. Born leader of this little "ka-tet".

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The Terminator. Would blow through mobs of zombies like stuffed animals at a carnival. If he gets bitten, there's no effect whatsoever because he's a cyborg.

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Cthulhu. Nobody messes with an Great Old One, not even the undead. Let's just hope none of the zombies try ramming him.

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John McClane. Chief catchphrase shouter and general blow-stuff-up specialist. Honestly, we can't get anymore hardcore.

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George S. Patton. Remember World War II? Practice.

:nuke:

Aegis
Apr 17, 2009, 12:02 PM
Bruce Campbell
THIS... is my BOOOM STICK!

http://www.azoidx.com/postimages/bruce_campbell_evildead.jpg

Milla Jovovich
She seemed to kick enough ass in the movies.

http://www.pjlighthouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/movei-resident-evil-extinction-milla-jovonich.jpg

Bruce Lee
Speaking of kicking ass... Was anyone better?

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Bruce_Lee_Biography.jpg

Colossus
Impenetrable skin, enormous strength. 'Nuff said.

http://www.comicrelated.com/icon/colossus.gif


Forge
Capable of creating and building any invention his mind dreams of, his weapons and devices would enable our heroes to drive back the zombie plague.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/e/ef/198436-forge_400.jpg

eastsidebagel
Apr 17, 2009, 12:20 PM
Who is better capable of taking care of those hordes of the living dead than the son of God:

http://i41.tinypic.com/28vajr5.jpg

He's the cool sidekick who gets all the jokes and the hot girl at the end:

http://i39.tinypic.com/29ek4qu.jpg

Cammy from Super Street Fighter: She's the above-mentioned girl:

http://i41.tinypic.com/ddyi3s.jpg

For the spiritual guidance in this thrilling post-apocalypse, dolby surround spectacle:

http://i42.tinypic.com/x3ixs8.jpg

The tough guy who joins the gang later, Sylvester Stallone:

http://i43.tinypic.com/ayvleo.jpg

scherbchen
Apr 17, 2009, 12:46 PM
hmmm...

Buffy for the experience and a bonus rocket launcher

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/sayandy/btvs/Innocence.jpg

River Tam for close combat proficiency

http://gothiquefae.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/river-tam.jpg

Lara Croft in case we come across tricky platformish jump-puzzles (extra guns are a bonus)

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a91/mommadrama/Rizzle/angelina-jolie-gl10.jpg

Penelope Cruz because every team should have one (hands gun to Lara Croft if she can't shoot well) and if she's not going then neither am I

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/204/440874076_94976e4e5b.jpg?v=0

Veronica Mars for some old-fashioned sleuthing

http://blogs.pioneerlocal.com/entertainment/vm.jpg

and Leeloo because you never know when you are going to need that multipass

http://kestas.kuliukas.com/MultiPass/leeloo_multipass.jpg

hmmm, say... I sense a pattern here...

Annex
Apr 17, 2009, 01:21 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/chuck_norris.jpg

1) Chuck Norris' beard
2) Chuck Norris' right arm
3) Chuck Norris' left arm
4) Chuck Norris' right leg
5) Chuck Norris' left leg

eastsidebagel
Apr 17, 2009, 01:27 PM
@Annex: This reminds me of this card:

http://i44.tinypic.com/105blmu.jpg

Exodia! Beats everything!

BurnEmDown
Apr 17, 2009, 01:49 PM
FINAL is better :>
*Used to play Yu-Gi-Oh! and not ashamed of it!! I was a kid)

Dumanios
Apr 17, 2009, 06:44 PM
Chuck Norris,nuf said.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/chuck_norris.jpg

Solid Snake,With all those guns,explosives and sneaking skill,he's perfect for the job.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/ssb/images/3/3c/Snakessbb.jpg

Bruce Lee,His skill in fighting means he's gonna kick some @$$

http://mike.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/bruce-lee.jpg

Mewtwo,He is the Ultimate Pokemon after all.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/ssb/images/4/48/Mewtwo.jpg

scherbchen
Apr 17, 2009, 06:53 PM
yeah well my team is prettier than yours! nyeh!

Catharsis
Apr 17, 2009, 07:16 PM
James May

Oozes old-school class, which is probably effective for dealing with zombies

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00333/F_200707_July05ed_i_333351a.jpg

Sergeant Bash

Flamethrower, man. Just don't give the controls to May, he'll only crash it or get lost

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4018/479741-sgtbash_large.gif

William Wilberforce

He kicked slavery's butt, maybe he could do the same to zombies

http://www.cowboybooks.com.au/pictures/WilliamWilberforce.jpg

The Edge

Provides soundtrack for zombie whoopin'

http://assets.mog.com/pictures/wikipedia/1774311/373px-The_Edge.jpg

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

Because come on, he's Max Fightmaster. The zombies wouldn't dare try anything

(No pictures because Max Fightmaster just obliterates any camera that comes near with his sheer awesomeness. Hey my team has two sergeants on it, fancy that.)

PhroX
Apr 18, 2009, 02:34 AM
Hmm...lets see...

Mark. Just cos.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/Misc/chowbetter.jpg


Asia the Invincible. Ronseal.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/Misc/brigitte-lin.jpg


Dredd. Cos he is the law.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/Misc/Judge_Dredd_l-2000AD-poster.jpg


Ami. I think pictures speak louder than words here:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/Misc/machinegirlposter4.jpg


And finally, Brucie. Just in case we find a plane.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/Misc/img_4970_0101BruceDickinson.jpg

jlc102127
Apr 18, 2009, 12:00 PM
I would choose this guy:

:spear:

Maniacal
Apr 19, 2009, 02:10 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/Left_4_Dead_Revised_Cast.jpg

Bill, Francis, Zoey and Louis. With Deus Ex Machina provided by Gordon Freeman, Chell, and cyborgs.

Virote_Considon
Apr 19, 2009, 08:00 AM
1) Ares
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Ares_Canope_Villa_Adriana.jpg/150px-Ares_Canope_Villa_Adriana.jpg
This guy's the God of war, so you know he's gonna kick some ass!

2) Hades
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/38/Hades_Altemps_Inv8584.jpg/150px-Hades_Altemps_Inv8584.jpg
He's the god of the underworld, so he ain't scared of no undead!

3) Poseidon
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Poseidon_sculpture_Copenhagen_2005.jpg/150px-Poseidon_sculpture_Copenhagen_2005.jpg
If those zombies decide somehow that they'll be safer from the threat of my Dream Team by heading to the water (well, as far as zombies can think "rationally", at least. They're more likely to just stumble there for no reason, really), then Poseidon will kick their asses!

4) Apollo
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/86/Apollo_ny_carlsberg_glyptotek.jpg/150px-Apollo_ny_carlsberg_glyptotek.jpg
Not only does he have an awesome bow, but this guy can be the Team healer, too! To boot, he can help predict the future - how awesome would that be?!

5) Hephaestus
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Rubens_-_Vulcano_forjando_los_rayos_de_J%C3%BApiter.jpg/180px-Rubens_-_Vulcano_forjando_los_rayos_de_J%C3%BApiter.jpg
This guy can be the Team's technical whiz, making all sorts of zombie-busting contraptions, and of course the inevitable escape vehicle of death, which will be needed at some point.

aaglo
Apr 19, 2009, 03:15 PM
Bloodrayne, because she's ruthless and hard to kill
http://www.fastforwardtheater.com/Bloodrayne_Red_by_BlondTheColorist.jpg

Wolverine, because he's ruthless too and hard to kill too
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/w/wolverine3.jpg

Riddick. He delivers.
http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/545/chroniclesriddickvin8pi.jpg

Indiana Jones, because he's scared only of snakes
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_01/IndianaJones1L_468x663.jpg

Mad Man
Apr 19, 2009, 06:31 PM
Batman-hes right for any team
Claire Redfield-every team needs a chick to keep it from being a complete sausage fest and she's used this kind of crap
George A. Romero-The Zombie Master
Yoda-have the short green Jedi master you should, to completely rule all of there undead arses you must
Jack Bauer-with him on board we should have this done in 24 hours

Sharwood
Apr 20, 2009, 03:27 AM
The Muslim Fantastic Four. And some hot girl for me to bang while they're taking care of the zombies. Which one depends on the mood I'm in at the time.

holy king
Apr 20, 2009, 09:22 AM
i vaguely remember being involved in the creation of the muslim fantastic four...

got a link?

Sharwood
Apr 20, 2009, 09:47 AM
Ask, and ye shall receive:

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?p=7773655#post7773655

Behold! The Muslim Fantastic Four!

The Not-An-Inch-Of-Skin Visible Woman!

http://www.lonelyplanetimages.com/images/preview/19615-70?imageId=109331

The Muslim Torch!

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/french-muslim.jpg

Mullah Fantastic!

http://www.myindiareport.in/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/turban_2.jpg

and finally...

The Thing!

http://www.nextbook.org/images/features/feature_739_story.jpg

Their mortal foe...

MP DOOM!!!!!

http://www.middle-east-online.com/pictures/big/_21410_Geert_Wilders.jpg

Dude, you know it's coming, the sign said so.
Probably the best idea I've ever had.

classical_hero
Apr 20, 2009, 12:26 PM
The starting five of the one and only Dream team.

Starting at Centre is Patrick Ewing.
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/2505/patrickewing7619420.jpg

Starting at Shooting Guard, is the legendary Michael Jordan.
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/9081/michaeljordandrunk77678.jpg

Starting at Point Guard is the the magic one, Earvin "Magic" Johnson Jr.
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9170/aaek00116x20magicjohnso.jpg

Starting at Small Forward is Charles Barkley.
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5206/cbarkleyportrait8146078.jpg

Starting at Power Forward is Karl Malone.
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6223/karlmalone18319610.jpg

They would easily beat the Zombies on the Basketball court.

Flying Pig
Apr 20, 2009, 12:30 PM
Chuck Norris

Clint Eastwood

John Rambo

Indiana Jones

James Bond

Fr8monkey
Apr 20, 2009, 03:10 PM
The starting five of the one and only Dream team.

They would easily beat the Zombies on the Basketball court.


Lame!! 4 Special Olympic members and I could win on the basketball court against zombies!! :lol:

1. Darth Vader: Evil turned good. Can use Dark Side to repel the undead (I think).

http://hunternuttall.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/darth-vader.jpg

2. Yoda: Wise and powerful. BTW you see him kick a$$ in The Clone Wars?

http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_yoda.jpg

3. Gandalf. Wizard and not bad with a sword... and YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

http://www.andurilcollections.com/catalog/images/LR0004_Gandalf%20sword%203.jpg

4. Mad Mardigan: Swordsman and rouge from the movie Willow. A personal favorite from way back.

http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/revieww/rwillow.jpg

4. Imhotep: The Mummy himself. Who better to deal with the dead?

http://www.movievillains.com/images/imhotep.jpg


Other mentions:

6. Indy.
7. Robocop.
8. Centurian (New BSG Robot).
9. Jackie Chan.
10. Terminator.