EDIT: Wrong forum???

1. ...People make "That's what she said" jokes at the wrong moments.
2 ...You're reading a book and you lose your page, forgetting to stick your bookmark in the middle.
3 ...Somebody copies something you did and gets more recognition for it.
4 ...You have a nice summer vacation planed and it rains the whole time your there.
5. ...A parent takes a crying baby to the movies?

Post your annoying tidbits in your day and let's make a list of them!
(Updated 4/19 12:32AM PST)

6.) Trolls troll
7.) You can't sleep:mad:

8:Your unit loses when you have 99.9 odds.

9. The public be all up on yo private beach.

10) You double-post.

11) You accidentally sit on a wet toilet seat.

12) You're bored but you're out of money!

13) You lose the Game.

14:People talk about the game.

15.) school starts

16. You're in the mood and there aren't any women about?

17. There's no toilet paper left in the stall you're at.

18. The entire universe crashes and you have to re Big Bang it. Honestly, you would think I could get it to run for more that 17 billion years.

18. The entire universe crashes and you have to re Big Bang it. Honestly, you would think I could get it to run for more that 17 billion years.
You should have saved it first.

19. When your computer crashes and you haven't saved what you were doing, after about fifteen straight hours of joy.

You should have saved it first.The save was corrupted by a cascading phase change in the vacuum energy.

The save was corrupted by a cascading phase change in the vacuum energy.
That's what you get for using Vista.

20:You have to start a level over when you die almost at the end.

21. You are pouring ketchup and the first thing that comes out is the water.

22. Same thing but with mustard

23. And then, because nothing else is coming out, you hold it up to your eye to look inside, with predictable results...

24. You get hit in the balls. Even softly.

25:When your cat is stepping on your balls.

26. Anybody steps on your balls.

27. You put a flamethrower to your balls.

13) You lose the Game.

and its impossible to win, so that makes it a double whammy! :crazyeye:

Enough balls talk!

28. You forgot to save your game and your computer crashes
29. You LOSE your balls
30. Your balls(or any part of your body) is injured and everything is targeting it

and its impossible to win, so that makes it a double whammy! :crazyeye:

Wrong.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/anti_mind_virus.png

Wrong.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/anti_mind_virus.png

No, if you think about the game you lose, and you were thinking about the game when you read the "you won the game" sign. So, actually you lose. :p

31) You sit on your balls (actually happened to me during English class a week ago).

32) People can't think of anything that doesn't relate to their balls.

33:When you look for your dog for a week and then have to adopt from the animal shelter.

34. You stumble upon this website and think there HAS to be an atheist quote at the end. (http://www.iccm-1.org/)

35. When people hit you for no reason.

36. When people hit you, no matter the reason.

37. When people rape you.

38. the winter season arrives? Seriously, I hate it!

37. When people rape you.
39. When you get caught raping people.

Winter's awesome. Cold > heat.

40:When people slap the crap out of you.Literally

41. When rollercoasters break down just as you're about to board. (Happened today.)

Be worse if you were actually onboard. Believe me. Though technically, that wasn't a rollercoaster.

42. Doves cry.

43. You die.

44. It's Saturday night, all of your friends are on the party, but you must stay at home because you have Aids.

45. When a thread which could have a lot of potential becomes full of poor one liners: empty of wit and humour.

46. When people tell you that your creative humor is unintelligent and lame. ^^^^^^^^^

45. When a thread which could have a lot of potential becomes full of poor one liners: empty of wit and humour.
47. :aargh:

I spent hours making those one-liners up!

I hate it when people don't appreciate my dry, classy humor!

48.) When a certain bagel themed superhero says that his humor is classy.;)

49. The sun is shining on your damn computer screen while you're trying to read and type?

41. When rollercoasters break down just as you're about to board. (Happened today.)

50. When roller coasters break down after you board and leave you trapped dangling in the air... (Happened to me like 2 years ago)

winter's awesome. Cold > heat.

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summer is da best!!!!!!!!!!heat is way superior than cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

51) When people say thst cold is better than hot.

52) There is an exam

53) You have a really boring lesson in class.

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summer is da best!!!!!!!!!!heat is way superior than cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay, you go man! :cooool:

54. Your cat pukes its hair balls on the floor.

55. Your grandmother walks in on you urinating.

56. Your smoking hot stepsister caughts you masturbating, then certain events ensue out of this...

Yay, you go man! :cooool:

What? You live in Canada! :crazyeye:

What? You live in Canada! :crazyeye:
Not now, but very soon.

I always try my best to emulate the sayings of the natives! :lol:

56. Your smoking hot stepsister caughts you masturbating, then certain events ensue out of this...
Why would you hate that? Sounds like a good time.

Why would you hate that? Sounds like a good time.
It would extremely complicate the conditions of further maintaining an ordinary family life though.

57: People say they hate winter

58: Big Brother gets more and more oppressive

59: People say they hate big breasts

60: Women get breast reductions

61: women become (or are) lesbians

It would extremely complicate the conditions of further maintaining an ordinary family life though.

Wouldn't having a hot stepsister already accomplish this?

Wouldn't having a hot stepsister already accomplish this?
If I had a hot step-sister I'd be doing her, and to hell with an "ordinary family life." Never had one anyway.

62. Hot chicks won't sleep with you.

If I had a hot step-sister I'd be doing her, and to hell with an "ordinary family life." Never had one anyway.

A hot stepsister or an ordinary family life?

Look, a step-sister is in no way truely related to you. ESB, what are you waiting for!? Oh, and pics or it didn't happen.

63. Food is promised but comes hours after it is promised. :mad:

64. You're at a restaurant and you can't understand a single thing the waiter/waitress says.

"Howwouldyoulikeyoureggscookedoewijfowj?"
"Um, yes?"

A hot stepsister or an ordinary family life?
Both. 10chars

As I suspected.

65) Your computer freezes up (now happens WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY less often than before on my laptop)

66) You do your best to try to save a dying thread, but in your heart you know that you have failed.

67. You do your best to kill a thread, only to see people posting in it regularly afterwards.

68:You get fined.

69 ...when you don't get any.

70. People hate you cause your beautiful/smart/sexy/Narz/etc.

71:When people repeat annoying internet memes.

71:When people repeat annoying internet memes.
72. lollercoaster, pwned (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0), n00b (http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/01/22/you_fail.jpg)!

http://www.garageracing.com/schel/a/funny/owned/pwned.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/rhv4gy.jpg

Bonus points if you can identify all the memes.

"U LMAO", :lol:

I know them all but "peanut butter jelly time".

I know them all but "peanut butter jelly time".

Oh God no... I can hear the freaks now, bombarding us with links to that...

73. When what I just described happens.

Oh God no... I can hear the freaks now, bombarding us with links to that...

73. When what I just described happens.

Your wish is my command....
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana

And here's more Banana Mayhem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4j-MBnLQo

I was about to do the same thing.