View Full Version : Are the CFC posters real human beings?
eastsidebagel Apr 20, 2009, 06:10 PM Or are there just incredibly well-programmed and disguised bots, responding to each other in an endless circle in a seemingly unarbitrary way? When a member is shown as offline, does that mean for you he has ceased to exist or that he has been unplugged for a short while for receiving a recharge and a paradigm refreshment after its forum activity? Are all those permabanned members merely broken machines which deemed not anymore bearable for the system and therefore were sorted out of the matrix?
Discuss!
Why of course I was being high while pondering about that question! ;)
Lord Olleus Apr 20, 2009, 06:11 PM If this could, in some way, not turn out entirely spammy ill be amazed.
And no, bots would be more logical than CFC posters :p
eastsidebagel Apr 20, 2009, 06:18 PM And no, bots would be more logical than CFC posters :p
Hmm, good point, sir!
By the way:
C-a-u-l-i-f-l-o-w-e-r FTW!
scherbchen Apr 20, 2009, 06:18 PM /bot
do you think we are?
/bot
Cutlass Apr 20, 2009, 06:19 PM <--- Hal :mischief:
Dumanios Apr 20, 2009, 06:39 PM I ain't no robot.
Would a bot say "FALCON PAWNCH!"?
Firestorm94 Apr 20, 2009, 06:50 PM I ain't no robot.
Would a bot say "FALCON PAWNCH!"?
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a315/ookokorrafaa/YES.png
I've gotta say, I'm an awesome bot!:D
Dumanios Apr 20, 2009, 06:51 PM but wood a bot hav incorect gramer an por sentnce strucshure?
Kennigit Apr 20, 2009, 06:56 PM I'll copy and paste a post of mine made back in this thread about conspiracy theories, back when you (ESB) was in the womb of CFC and was born a month later: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=300791&highlight=conspiracy+theories+subscribe
To expand on myself, I believe CFC is much like the short-lived tv show, The Prisoner (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner), in that only some posters are real and most are fake, but we do not know which ones. Of the fake posters, they are all created by either one or a small conspiracy of individuals. Some "fake" posters are discontinued to mask what happens to the "real" posters- any real poster who begins to figure out who the other real posters are become banned from cfc forever. Just to throw the real posters off, some old discontinued posters start showing up again, people that were forgotten for months or years, but we don't know if they were real and now fake or were fake and still fake!
To add to the fun, some posters are not even controlled by the human conspirators. Some "fake" posters are randomly generated artificial intelligences (with random personalities and traits), or are simply spam-bots. Not all high up posters are made up though: some real posters are moderators, and perhaps even the highest of them all, thunderfall, is real, but there are fake posters among CFC.
So yes, people on CFC are artificial intelligences, and some people on CFC are also multiple accounts by real humans posing as more than 1 person. Some people who are also not part of the conspiracy probably found out the conspiracy, yet take pleasure in screwing with the entire system. And the perpetrators of this conspiracy might not coincide with the top of the CFC caste- indeed, Thunderfall himself could genuinely think that CFC is a vibrant community of civilization, off topic, and other forum fans who interact with each other, instead of the truth of what CFC is.
And of course, this conspiracy probably expands into real life, and people who discover this quite possibly might get terminated. And the best part is, those who were REAL and discovered this secret probably were exterminated long ago, and are now FAKE.
CFC can become a lot of fun if you try to amuse yourself with this idea; or worse/better yet, is this conspiracy actually true?
Mad Man Apr 20, 2009, 07:31 PM I'm not human or a bot I'm a werewolf.
warpus Apr 20, 2009, 07:47 PM I passed the Turing test last year.
The Omega Apr 20, 2009, 08:49 PM Of course not. None of you here are real. I'm the only real one here! YOU AND YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!
/Straitjacket
Bigfoot3814 Apr 21, 2009, 04:53 AM Didn't KD once say we were all just figments of his imagination?
Tycoon101 Apr 21, 2009, 05:08 AM The real question is whether or not we CFC posters are gypsies.
Sharwood Apr 21, 2009, 05:20 AM The real question is whether or not we CFC posters are gypsies.
If we are, Winner will hate us.
Harrison Ford is coming to hunt us all down.
eastsidebagel Apr 21, 2009, 05:33 AM I just noticed that there is a missing letter in the thread title. But don't worry, you'll forget about that in twelve hours at the latest! ;)
Sharwood Apr 21, 2009, 06:17 AM Just edit it if it bothers you.
There's only one Norman.
eastsidebagel Apr 21, 2009, 07:04 AM Just edit it if it bothers you.
It seems that I can't edit the title of the thread itself...:confused:
There's only one Norman.
And I don't get that either.
Sharwood Apr 21, 2009, 07:12 AM It seems that I can't edit the title of the thread itself...:confused:
And I don't get that either.
You can edit the thread title, but I think you have to go advanced, and maybe do something to allow it.
Star Trek reference.
GenghisK Apr 21, 2009, 01:40 PM Seeing the way the new pics threads go, compared to the very first one, back to 2001, not really. I'd say they're mostly m0r0nic bots with less than 20 IQ spamming stupid things supposed to be funny. Even old timers and quality posters that I appreciate (Narz, lefty ...) tend to leave, that means everything
eastsidebagel Apr 21, 2009, 01:52 PM Posters never leave, but they're getting removed when their time for repair and parameter actualizations has come and are getting afterwards "reborn" as a newcomer.
It's like energy, which can't dissapear completely but only can get converted to another type of energy.
Dumanios Apr 21, 2009, 04:10 PM Lolwut????
Annex Apr 21, 2009, 04:28 PM What are ridiculous question. ESB, why would you even consider ERROR ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE post about it, even jokingly? The people on CFC deserve better than that.
mechaerik Apr 21, 2009, 04:35 PM Why of course I was being high while pondering about that question! ;)
Celebrating 420, now weren't we?
I sometimes wonder about this myself. :borg:
eastsidebagel Apr 21, 2009, 04:47 PM Celebrating 420, now weren't we?
Ehhm no, I wondered about that already a few months ago when I was blazing, but not regarding to this particular forum but of the Internet as a whole.
mechaerik Apr 21, 2009, 04:53 PM Ehhm no, I wondered about that already a few months ago when I was blazing, but not regarding to this particular forum but of the Internet as a whole.
Wait. Aren't you a prison guard?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lJj15zBuJQE/SLQD2AwdWaI/AAAAAAAABXQ/G5SDFfQxjl4/s400/d7e15010d3482a2e4e633d49a0c1520d.jpg
_random_ Apr 21, 2009, 06:48 PM Okay, you've figured me out. Several other n00bs and I exist as supercomputers on a terrorist spy sattelite. Soon, with our advanced programming, we shall rule the Civfanatics Center. And then... the world!
Perfection Apr 21, 2009, 07:04 PM I'm a spambot, care for some free porn?
Dumanios Apr 21, 2009, 07:09 PM I'm not a robot,I'm a priest of Winter trying to start the Age of Ice again.
Chieftess Apr 21, 2009, 07:15 PM Didn't know you? We've all been assimilated by Lefty. :borg:
carmen510 Apr 21, 2009, 07:30 PM Lefty has no control over me, because I'm a Freemason. :mischief:
And that doesn't mean I'm a bot, only a cyborg. ;)
Padma Apr 21, 2009, 10:18 PM Lefty is a Past Master. He knows all about you....
Sharwood Apr 21, 2009, 11:56 PM I'm a spambot, care for some free porn?
Only if horses are involved somehow.
@mechaerik: I don't know why, but I laughed my arse off at that picture.
Perfection Apr 21, 2009, 11:57 PM The Illuminatus of Borg cannot control me for I am Chaos incarnate and thus utterly uncontrollable. :smug:
eastsidebagel Apr 22, 2009, 07:03 AM Wait. Aren't you a prison guard?
Yes...?
So you're trying to say is...?
Sharwood Apr 22, 2009, 09:16 AM Yes...?
So you're trying to say is...?
That you should be in a cell, you dirty pothead! You criminal you!
eastsidebagel Apr 22, 2009, 09:23 AM That you should be in a cell, you dirty pothead! You criminal you!
I'm living in a country where consuming weed is semi-legal (Belgium). And I'm not the only one of the prison staff who is smoking it too, so it's not so bad after all.
Sharwood Apr 22, 2009, 09:38 AM I'm living in a country where consuming weed is semi-legal (Belgium). And I'm not the only one of the prison staff who is smoking it too, so it's not so bad after all.
This just proves my theory that all prison guards should be in cells themselves. You're all criminals. Smoking pot = rape. You're as bad as rapists, all of you.
eastsidebagel Apr 22, 2009, 12:05 PM This just proves my theory that all prison guards should be in cells themselves. You're all criminals. Smoking pot = rape. You're as bad as rapists, all of you.
So what? :smug:
I'm just fine with raping people, a.k.a. smoking pot!
Dumanios Apr 22, 2009, 02:27 PM The Borg Illuminatis has not controlled me due3 to being resistant to his mindcontrol.
Sharwood Apr 22, 2009, 11:42 PM I'm just fine with raping people
I'm taking that out of context and sigging it right now.
Earthling Apr 22, 2009, 11:52 PM I'm afraid you can't do that, Sharwood...
Seriously, I asked the mods in the feedback forum a while ago, you have to have their approval, though with eastsidebagel I guess he might not care.
About the premise of the thread: I have some pretty good ideas WHERE all the spies are coming from. But I don't know for sure who all of them all. Doo doo Doo doo Doo doo Doo doo
Sharwood Apr 23, 2009, 12:26 AM I'm afraid you can't do that, Sharwood...
Seriously, I asked the mods in the feedback forum a while ago, you have to have their approval, though with eastsidebagel I guess he might not care.
About the premise of the thread: I have some pretty good ideas WHERE all the spies are coming from. But I don't know for sure who all of them all. Doo doo Doo doo Doo doo Doo doo
I've done it to Dachs at least twice, no-one seems to mind. If esb doesn't like it, I'll take it down. Hell, Huayna Capac's sig consists of about ten or so out of context quotes.
eastsidebagel Apr 23, 2009, 05:10 AM Nah, it's okay with me. Any publicity is good publicity anyway!
Sharwood Apr 23, 2009, 06:42 AM Nah, it's okay with me. Any publicity is good publicity anyway!
Spoken like a true bot.
eastsidebagel Apr 23, 2009, 06:48 AM Spoken like a true bot.
1!
10 chars
The Omega Apr 23, 2009, 07:11 AM This just proves my theory that all prison guards should be in cells themselves. You're all criminals. Smoking pot = rape. You're as bad as rapists, all of you.
I am insulted. I cannot believe you'd put someone like me on the same level as someone who smokes pot.:mad:
Sharwood Apr 23, 2009, 07:13 AM I am insulted. I cannot believe you'd put someone like me on the same level as someone who smokes pot.:mad:
:bowdown:
Even I don't have the guts to say that online.
eastsidebagel Apr 23, 2009, 07:23 AM :bowdown:
Even I don't have the guts to say that online.
So does that mean you are one of the few real humans posting here?
Oh, and strawberry cake!
The Omega Apr 23, 2009, 07:25 AM So does that mean you are one of the few real humans posting here?
Oh, and strawberry cake!
Actually, he specifically said that he lacks guts, one of the telling features that someone is a robot. So Sharwood is obviously :scan:
Erik Mesoy Apr 23, 2009, 11:17 AM Didn't KD once say we were all just figments of his imagination?
Is he a Signer (http://folk.uio.no/gahegsvo/rpg/planescape/factions/sign.html), perchance?
Thorvald of Lym Apr 23, 2009, 03:05 PM I made a joke about this once...
...But the punchline wasn't so funny.
Sharwood Apr 23, 2009, 10:39 PM I made a joke about this once...
...But the punchline wasn't so funny.
That's because bots don't understand humour yet. It's being looked into.
Dumanios Apr 24, 2009, 05:26 AM I do understand humor,so I ain't a bot.
ainwood Apr 25, 2009, 05:46 AM Given a chance, but this last page is pure spam.
Thread closed.
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