Post your best if you have them where you live.

"Yo mama so ugly, when she walked into the bank they turned off the secuirity cameras"

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach, Greenpeace organised an effort to push her back in the water.

"Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight"

Yo mama so fat, she walked in front of the T.V., and I missed a Gunsmoke marathon.

Yo mama so stupid, when she saw a No Standing sign she sat down.

Yo mama so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

http://tijiuanahitsquad.com/pics/hawking.jpg

Yo mama so stupid, she took an IQ test, and the results came back negative.

Yo mama so fat, she has smaller fat people in orbit around her.

Yo mamma's so fat, her yearly food budget is twice the GDP of Senegal.

Yo mamma's so ugly,she turned Medusa to stone.

Thy mother is so nasty such that it sounds like Velcro when she removes her panties.

Hehe. I actually made a bunch of stupid your mother jokes, on spur of the moment. Some weren't funny like your mother's a soda machine, but I'll try to jog my memory.

Your mother's a Super Brie, she has a 99% attraction rate. (Mousehunt reference)
Your mother's a waste of time. (Spur of the moment in school)

Oh, and I also decimated this article (Hurricane Hunter, #6) (http://www.popsci.com/scitech/gallery/2009-01/worst-jobs-science-2009) in the school library. This is my work:

If you freak out when "turbulence" threatens to topple your ####, you probably won’t get into the U.S. Air Force Reserve’s 53rd Reconnaissance of Your mother Squadron. Based at Keesler Air Force Base in Biloxi, Mississippi, the 20 pilots and their crews 'fly' into your dangerous mother, usually four times on missions of up to 12 hours. Think of it: After making it through, they circle around to "do it again." (The first flight was in 1943, when an Air Force colonel "pierced" Your mom just to show British trainees that he could.) Why risk it when d####s and v#######s do a "bang-up job" of tracking Your Mom? Because it’s hard to "gauge the strength and growth" of a Your Mom without "measuring the pressure" in her v####a, and although "radar can map" the center of Your Mom to within 60 miles, being "inside her" brings accuracy to within two. Missions are "round-the-clock" when Your Mom is turned on, and the goal is to "parachute two-foot-long instruments" called d####s through Your Mom to measure "barometric pressure", her speed, and so on. Inside Your Mom, usually at an altitude of nearly 10,000 feet, the "plane" can freefall 1,000 feet. "The Squadron has a plethora of applicants", says Major Chad Gibson, and "no deaths in 35 years." Nevertheless, it’s a maniac’s job. Since the 1960s, four "flights"—36 people—have been lost. One "plane" returned so damaged that it was sent directly to the scrap heap.

Yo mama's so stupid it's hereditary.

Yo mama so stupid old when she was in school, there wasn't a history class.

Shouldn't that be "Yo Mamma is so old"?

Thanks, I will fix that.

Yo mama is so stupid that she walked to school with you because she was in the same grade.

Yo Mamma is so dense every sequence of points in Yo Mamma converges to a point in Yo Mamma.

Yo mama's so fat she's officially consider a carbon sink & when she dies global tempetures will rise 3 degrees Celsius. (just made that up :D)

I made up the dense one but of course I realise I should have said "Yo Mamma is so compact" instead.

I made up all of mine except for the two in post #6.

Yo mama so ugly, the Elephant Man wouldn't tap it.

yo momma so fat, sir mix a lot decided he doesnt like big butts.

yo momma so fat, she fell in love, and she broke it.

Yo mama's so repulsive, when she walks into a mall, people will call the zoo for backup!

"Yo Mama's so stupid, she stole free bread"

yo mamma's so fat, jupiter orbits her

Yo mamma's so chav, her idea of post-secondary education is Grade 6.

Yo mama so fat, the only think stopping her going to Jenny Craig is the door-frame.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

That's the worst I got.

Yo mama so hairy, she went camping and was caught on camera by bigfoot enthusiasts in a film-clip played to this day.

Yo mama so fat, when she travels they put her on one of those trucks with "Oversize" written on the back.

Yes, I came up with those just then.

Your momma's so fat she wears an Oversize truck as a backpack.

Yo mama so fat she keeps an Oversize truck as a snack.

Yo mama so fat, Weightwatchers used her as a before picture for Kirstie Alley.

"Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60min. "

:lol: A classic.

Oldish one: "Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"

Yo momma's so old she died.

Yo momma's so old she died.
Dude that's not funny! :undecide:

Yo mama's so old she died... From a T-Rex bite.

Yo mama pushs children from their bikes to smell the saddles.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is my telefone number.

Yo mama's so old,she knew what Odysseus looked like.......from memory!

Your Dad is attracted to yo momma, but only due to the gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she has smaller fat people in orbit around her.

Have you seen that Family Guy episode? :lol:

Yo mama is so stupid that instead of sitting on the couch and watching the TV, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

There are a lot of yo mama jokes that probably wouldn't be appropriate here. :mischief:

Yo mama wouldn't be appropriate here!

Seriously though, she's a very interesting woman, too bad she just can't obey the forum rules. :(

Yo mama's so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.

Yo mama's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she failed a blood test!

:lol:Your Dad is attracted to yo momma, but only due to the gravitational pull.

When someone says something rude about your mum:

you want my comeback ? get it off your mom's chin.

:lol:

When someone says something rude about your mum:

you want my comeback ? get it off your mom's chin.

Let's get off the mom subject, cause I just got off of yours last night. :cool:

I'd say I just got off yours but I'm still on her, so are all of us, because, of course, of her tremendous weight. It's been speculated that our whole universe is just a spec of dirt in her fingernails. Good thing she never cleans 'em! :)

"Keep my mom out of this"*point to crotch*"And ill keep this out of your mom"

Man, there are so many dirty yo mama jokes that I want to post!!! :(

If someone is fat and they are being harassed they can say

"You wanna know why I am so fat? Because everytime I ...k your mom she gives me a biscuit"

Yo momma's so easy she got mistaken as the matrilineal most recent common ancestor.

Yo momma's so fat, her gravity pulls down satellites.

Yo momma's so old and fat, she was the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

Yo momma's so old, her first car WAS the first car.

Yo momma's so old and fat, she was the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

This one was so utterly ridiculous it actually made me lol. :goodjob:

Yo mama so fat Sir Edmund Hilary gave up and planted the flag halfway.

Yo mamma's so ugly...

...Your father was either a blind man or a communal hot tub.
"Guten Tag, mein herr!"
"Oh, barf! Are you a pig! Here's a Deutschmark; go away!"
Soon she was a rich woman.

YO moma so dumb that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

YO moma so ugly she stuck her head out the indow and was arrested for indesent exposure

YO moma so fat that she wore a blue shirt and people yelled "Tidal wave"

YO moma so ugly she stuck her head out the indow and was arrested for indesent exposure
heh, that's a good one.

heh, that's a good one.

thanks

YO mama so old that she has an adigraphed bible

YO moma so that fat that when she sits around the couch she sits AROUND the couch

Yo mama's so poor she lives in a display tent at the Sporting Goods store.

Yo mama's so dumb she heard this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2yLMpGPU8A) & has been staring at this guy's (http://forums.civfanatics.com/member.php?u=85420) profile ever since.

Yo momma's so stupid, she can't spell "I".

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes outside with a green coat, people yell "Godzilla!"

Yo momma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!

Third joke lovingly ripped off from Meet the Spartans.

Yo momma's so fat she sat on walmart and the prices dropped.

YO moma so fat she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

YO moma so fat she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo momma so ugly that when her picture was posted on teh Internets, in the middle of a porn clip, more wangs dropped than when a whole truckload of Chinese phone books toppled over & fell. :D

http://images.china.cn/images1/200801/419123.jpg

"Yo mama so fat, the truck didn't crush her, she crushed the truck"

Yo mama so far she uses real trucks as toy ones.

I'm sad to say I've actually heard this been used before:

Yo momma's so fat, she's obese.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought that joke was funny.

Yo momma's so old, she's older than these jokes!

"Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight"

"Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight"
I was wondering who this belonged to.

http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/solar-powered-flashlight.gif

Yo momma so ugly that when her picture was posted on teh Internets, in the middle of a porn clip, more wangs dropped than when a whole truckload of Chinese phone books toppled over & fell. :D

http://images.china.cn/images1/200801/419123.jpg

touch'e dude

Glad someone appreciated that!

Well, besides yo mama of course! :D

"Yo mama so stupid, she stared at an orange juice can because it said concentrate?"

Yo momma's so polite, she minds her p's and q's.

Stupid, I know.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Yo mamma's so radical, in the time it took you to have your shower she overthrew an African government.

But radical is awesome! ;)

Yo momma's so fat, she caused a solar eclipse when she went skydiving!

Yo mama's so radical she made the ninja turtle's heads explode.

"Yo mama so stupid, she stared at an orange juice can because it said consentrate?"
Yo mama's so stupid she can't spell 'concentrate.' :mischief:

Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped your grandmother.

Yo mama's so old she had 90 husbands before your dad.

Yo momma's so stupid she eats hot dogs on Thanksgiving!

Yes, I actually heard someone use that one.

Yo Momma's so fat they thought that the thing at the far reaches of the Solar System was a planet...

Damnit carmen...

Yo momma's so stupid she can't even understand that these are just jokes.

Yo momma's so fat she's got obesity.
Yo mama's so fat she's as big as a whole city... Mexico City. And she's got the swine flu, and smells like swine poo. Also her favorite color is blue.

My mamma's so fat she uses a bed-spread for her underwear.

My mamma's so fat she uses a bed-spread for her underwear.
Oh yeah, well mine is so fat she uses a bed as a maxi-pad!

hey, wait a minute... :hmm:

My mamma's so fat she uses a bed-spread for her underwear.

Yo momma's so fat she uses her underwear as a bedspread.

Yo momma's so fat she uses her underwear as a bedspread.
yeah with a flower on it too..


I was gonna make a joke about a pillow but someone already covered it with a mattress.:D
My momma's so fat when she sat on dad accidentally we lost him for about 4 weeks, she was carrying him around the whole time.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Old, I know. But not as old as yo momma!

Yo mama's so masculine Elton John had sex with her. On the recieving end!

Yo momma's so gay, she watches the Ellen Degeneres show.

Yo momma is called Eugene and she is the strongest in the women's jail!

Yo momma's so stupid she failed the Turing test. Incidentally, she also failed the mirror test.

Yo mama's like Home Depot. 5 cents a screw.

Yo mama's like Home Depot. 5 cents a screw.
If screws cost 5c in the US, you're getting ripped off royally.

Yo mama's so hairy, she can only be killed with a silver bullet.

If screws cost 5c in the US, you're getting ripped off royally.

Don't apply my metaphors to real life!!

It totally depends on the size of screw we're talking about. Carriage bolts can cost a buck for four, or more.

I've done that much intergration I can intergrate your Mother.

A night with Yo Momma was banned by the UN as cruel and unusual punishment

Yo mama's so fat when she backs up she beeps.

Yo momma's so ugly, she doesn't need a halloween costume, that would be less scary!

Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her

Yo momma's so disgusting her farts cause acid rain.

Shall we keep this going through Mother's Day, then?

Yo momma's such a <female dog>, the government made it illegal to send her mother's day gifts!

yo mamma's so flatulent the power utility cut off the gas during winter because they thought there was a leak, and the house still stayed warm.

Yo mama so flatulent Russia and China are making bids to build a pipeline from her anus.

Yo momma's so fat, she is the state!

Yo momma's so fat her body parts have area codes.

Yo momma's so easy, more people are in her every night than in the world.

Yo mama so fat, when she died she single-handedly fed the entire South Pacific for three years.

The Tribal Feast was legendary, and she fed all 350 of her children.

yo mama's 23

yo mama's 23

Yo momma's so stupid she raised a spammer.

yo mama's 23

I'm deeply insulted. :rolleyes:

yo mamma's so old,she remembers the time she sailed on the Santa Maria!

yo mamma's so old,she remembers the time she sailed on the Santa Maria!

Yo momma's so old, she remembers the time she was the Santa Maria!

Yo moma's so old, she remembers the time she sailed on a Greek Trireme. :p

Yo mama so fat, she's the black hole at the center of the galaxy!

Yo Mama's like a Taco Bell; Cheap, Dirty, and filled with Mexicans.

Yo momma's so ugly, the Aztecs tried to sacrifice her to the Gods, but the Gods rejected her!

Yo mamma's like a cell phone:dumped for a girl who's thinner and nicer looking!

Your mother is like World of Warcraft: $14.99 a month.

Hey, that's not a bad deal. Where do I order yo momma?

Your mother is like World of Warcraft: $14.99 a month.

No, no, it's not your mother, it's yo momma. Your mother sounds all upper-class, sophisticated, and snobby. Remember, this is the internetz, we hate sophisticated.

Yo mama so unoriginal, she's stealing jokes fom another thread.

No, no, it's not your mother, it's yo momma. Your mother sounds all upper-class, sophisticated, and snobby. Remember, this is the internetz, we hate sophisticated.

Yo moma spellz like ann lolcat!

Yo momma's so stupid she raised a spammer.

Why > Is 23 a reference to the Jim Carey movie, or the age at which her first brood of 350 was raised ?

Our momma :lol: is so big she has ceased to move, becoming a mountainous mutant, who loves all her children, everywhere. Her overpowering nurturing instinct is everpresent, along with the telepathic projection of hunger. She is an eating machine fixed to the earth, supporting a multi-layered eco-system. As generation after generation of our siblings work non-stop to feed her ever increasing bulk, another shift works non-stop keeping her fertilized, to produce more feeders. And we all lover her too.

Happy Mother's Day :D

I think 23 is just a random number he picked, since he said the same thing with the number 18 in another thread.

Yo moma so fat,ugly,dumb and old she's the center of my Yo mama jokes:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::co ol::cool::cool::cool::cool:

Yo mamma's so sly, your genus is Vulpes.

Yo Momma so scary, when the stars were right Cthulhu decided he'd rather have a longer lie-in.

Yo momma's nickname in kindergarten was Momma 'Cass.

Yo Mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck in air.

Yo moma is like a cell phone-First she was virgin, now shes pay as you go.

Yo moma is so old, she owes Jesus a dollar.

Yo moma is so fat, when a car has to drive around her it runs out of petrol.

I made up none of them.

"Yo mama's so fat, she put footprints in the sidewalk"

Yo momma's so fat she's got stretch marks under her toe nails.

Yo momma's so dense, to kiss her goodbye you have to cross an event horizon.

Yo momma's so old, she was bitten by the first mosquito to ever exist.

you know, that's not funny.At.All.

Just like yo momma!

Just like yo momma!

So she's not funny. That's a good thing.

That's what she said.

That's what she said.

Ya, yo mamma said that.

Ya moma is stupid.

Yo momma's so poor the government pays her.

OK, let's have fun guys.
Is this a rivalry of tanks ? Let see an M60A3 vs. a Stalin III - mobility and first hit probability to Gamemaster77 with that Shillelagh launcher. Firepower and survivability to Bobbtjoe. You know what ? "Both of Yo mamas wears army boots"

Ya, my momma like da country. Unlike yo mamma, i'm gonna call up da government and get yo mamma banned.

I'm gonna call up da welfare and get you taken away from yo mamma.

Yo mama is old!:cool:

But not as old as yo momma.

But nobody's mom is quite as old as yours, flying pig. ;)

True... I feel very old now.

Yo moma's fat:lol:

Yo momma makes this (http://clashofthetitans.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/obese.jpg) look anorexic and beautiful.

Good one - surprised we're getting away with this.

Yo moma's ugly:p.

......anorexic and beautiful. ? That's a bit of an oxymoron to me.

but your moma smells so bad she scares animals, she can't get close enough to the cows to milk them.

Yo momma makes this (http://clashofthetitans.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/obese.jpg) look anorexic and beautiful.

Yo momma is so old she was the first sex goddess
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/Wien_NHM_Venus_von_Willendorf.jpg

Good one - surprised we're getting away with this.

You mean? (I think i know but I want to know for sure)

You mean? (I think i know but I want to know for sure)

I don't know ? but I didn't have to hide mine :p

? That's a bit of an oxymoron to me.


What I mean is anorexic, but beautiful if she had something on her bones.

more than 150 posts all about yo mamma

What I mean is anorexic, but beautiful if she had something on her bones.

Hey by the way thanks for sharing that - it came in handy, and I was able to give you one in return.:lol:

Yo moma's poor:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yo momma's a man.

Yo momma is so old, she predates gender.

Yo momma's a man.

How would you know?

Yo mama is stupid and ugly:goodjob::goodjob::goodjob::goodjob::goodjob:: goodjob::goodjob:

Enough with the spam, come up with some actual jokes. Even yo momma could come up with better jokes than that.

Yo mama is like Twitter: she can take 140 characters in one session.

Yo momma's so old, she was bitten by the first mosquito to ever exist.

I was trying to say that this has no pun at all.

Pun: Yo moma's sooooo stupid that she brought a roll of toliet paper to a game of craps.

No pun: Yo momma's stupid.

I was giving an example of what you did, Which isn't funny, so is "Yo momma's so easy, more people are in her every night than the world":sad::sad::sad::sad: I lose faith in humanity.:sad::(:sad::(

I ment that to choxor.

Hey, a bad pun is better than no pun at all. :p

But I wasn't trying.
Spam post

That's what she said.

DAMMIT!!! Not again!!! No peace on the interwebs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad::mad::mad::wallbash:

more than 150 posts all about yo mamma
Yo mama's been on the receiving end of 150 posts many times over.

Your mama so ugly she makes Onions cry.

Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.

Yo moma's like a Chewing Gum machine - 5 pence per blow.

I thinks you mean cence, cenc fvv hfhvfhvhfvfhbvhfbvhfbhvbhfbvbhweuhf dohbqdchb qhwc bhcb HCHr vhrvhbvivcn`N!!!!!!! I get so frusrated some time!!!:mad:
Spam infraction

I thinks you mean cence, cenc fvv hfhvfhvhfvfhbvhfbvhfbhvbhfbvbhweuhf dohbqdchb qhwc bhcb HCHr vhrvhbvivcn`N!!!!!!! I get so frusrated some time!!!:mad:
Considering he's British, I'm sure he means pence. Stop spamming, you're pissing me off.
Do not post complaints about posts, just report them

Yo mama so old, she nailed the knight off Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

I assume the nailing occured when said Knight was still a young man?

Yo momma's so stupid, she climbed a chain-link fence to see what was on the other side.

I assume the nailing occured when said Knight was still a young man?

Yo momma's so stupid, she climbed a chain-link fence to see what was on the other side.
Well, he was alone in a cave for several hundred years, so it just stands to reason.

I thinks you mean cence, cenc fvv hfhvfhvhfvfhbvhfbvhfbhvbhfbvbhweuhf dohbqdchb qhwc bhcb HCHr vhrvhbvivcn`N!!!!!!! I get so frusrated some time!!!:mad:
Spam infraction

Yo momma is so stupid, she complains about people using different currency ;)

Yo momma caused the extinction of the dinosaurs

Yo momma's so ugly,Dracula wouldn't touch her.

Your momma's so fat, when she died, she turned into a block of soap (http://www.deathonline.net/decomposition/body_changes/grave_wax.htm).

that is nasty

yo momma's totem is the Walrus, and when she goes to the beach, environmentalists report a beached whale.

Yo momma caused the extinction of the dinosaurs

I believe I already did that a few pages ago. As thou art stealing my joke, I shall sue you.

Anyway...

Yo momma's like McDonald's: Over 99 Billion Served.

When they saw yo momma, Medusa turned to stone, and the Basilisk died.

Yo momma's so allergic to cats, her eyes watered when I mentioned her dead tabby.

Yo Mamma's like a light switch,turned on even by 4 year olds!

Yo mama so old she breast fed you powder milk,
Yo mama so fat her arse has it's own Social Security card
Yo mama so dumb she ties her shoes with duct tape
Yo mama so ugly people mistake her for Donald Trump

"Yo mama's so fat, she isn't attracted to earth, it's quite the opposite"

the earth is she isn't attracted to earthThat makes no sense. It should be "she isn't attracted to the Earth"

Yo momma's so allergic to cats, her eyes watered when I mentioned her dead tabby. not a yo moma joke, but stil epic win.

Yeah, you say all those things about my momma, but my momma is yo momma!

Oh yeah? Well this land is your land!

not a yo moma joke, but stil epic win.

How is it not a "yo momma' joke? I was under the impression that such a joke only required highlighting a negative characteristic of someone's mother. Was yo momma so daft it's rubbing off on you?

Nah, his momma was so lame it rubbed of on him.

:sad:It is not a yo momma joke cause unrelated it does not make fun of my momma.

Um, yes it does.

Yo momma's so boring people would rather listen to TV garble!

Yo mama so old she breast fed you powder milk
ewww, good one. :D

Yo momma's so smelly she's like that Repel spell in Dragon Warrior, no monsters dare come near, unfortunately the smell is so toxic you lose one hit point for every step you take with her.

Yo Mama is so easy, people always carry around easy buttons when they're around here.

Meh.

:sad:It is not a yo momma joke cause unrelated it does not make fun of my momma.

I am the supreme starter of this thread and what I say goes.

My declaration: Is Yo Mama Joke

New decleration: YMJ is now synomonous with "Yo Mama Joke"

Yo mama so fat she sweats gravy!

Did my bold post scare everyone away?

Nah, yo momma was so ugly she scared us all away.

Nah, yo momma was so ugly she scared us all away.
:lol::lol::lol::lol: ooh 1 for the Chox - yo momma is so ugly Salvador Dali painted her just the way she is - without taking acid.

No, no, it's not your mother, it's yo momma. Your mother sounds all upper-class, sophisticated, and snobby. Remember, this is the internetz, we hate sophisticated.

zOMG, u didnt use teh!11!! Sophisticated n00b!!!

I thinks you mean cence, cenc fvv hfhvfhvhfvfhbvhfbvhfbhvbhfbvbhweuhf dohbqdchb qhwc bhcb HCHr vhrvhbvivcn`N!!!!!!! I get so frusrated some time!!!:mad:
Spam infraction

.....It's spelled American currency is spelled "cents", no "cence".

Yo momma's like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!

arrrg.... how is it possible to triple-post!?
note 2 mods...
delete this post.

I know you can.

yo mommas so stupid, so double triple posted!

Yo mama's so bored, she read all 17,300 of my posts.

And was the better for it. :)

Yo momma's so hungry commodity futures increase trading by 500% during her mealtimes.

no posts for nearly a month. :hmm: Time to get this thread back into shape!

Your mom's philosophy. - some cool :cooool: dude from the "What is Philosophy" thread.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks 5 days is "nearly a month".

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born her mama thought she just past a kidney stone.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks 5 days is "nearly a month".

I thought the post above me said "March".

I thought the post above me said "March".

That would have been 2 months. ;)

And before the thread even existed.

And before April existed.

And before the thread even existed.

I meant to say that I thought it said "May"

I'm having a bad week. :blush:

It did say May. There's 5 days between May 31 and June 5.

It did say May. There's 5 days between May 31 and June 5.
I'm having a really, really bad day.:blush:

Then this video is for you.

RmNTAvnSais

So is this one.

7LKUVkRAmPs

And on a less serious note, this one. Sorry it's a live version, WMG is a butthole. :mad:

hZKi2AUZ-Y8&feature=related

The first one doesn't work.

"Yo mama so stupid that your her einstein"

Yo mama's grad picture. She was the prom queen of uglyville.

Is that a man?

Judging from the breasts and feminine like hands I'd say no.

Is that a man?

you tell us. It is yo momma, after all.

Judging from the breasts and feminine like hands I'd say no.

very astute :groucho: now can you guess which one is yo momma ?

Please God, tell me that's a photoshop job!

you should know, it's yo momma (or daddy) !

Yo momma's so bad in every way, you can't stop making up "yo momma" jokes because you have so much inspiration.

It seems that way - just going through your family album. :lol:

I'm having a really, really bad day. But now I am having a great daY!!!!!!!:D

But now I am having a great daY!!!!!!!:D

I have that effect on people. :D

Yo mama so dumb she burnt Ice Cream

But now I am having a great daY!!!!!!!:D

Yo momma's so stupid she was happy when you were born.

Yo momma's so stupid she was happy when you were born.
.....o...........k?


Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Yo mama so fat her teeth have stretch marks!

Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Lady Gaga look like a supermodel.

Bobbtjoe, menstruation seems to have really serious impacts on you...

I'd advise you to contact your doctor... your mood changes seem much more serious than the ones that affect average women...

Yo momma so stupid she played Simlife and put Whales on land!

Yo momma's so huge her monthlies are the cause of red tide off the nearest body of water.

Yo momma's so fat, some islanders tried to sacrifice her in the volcano, but they couldn't get her foot in.

Yo momma's so fat, some islanders tried to sacrifice her in the volcano, but they couldn't get her foot in.

Corrected: Yo momma's so fat, some islanders tried to sacrifice her in the volcano, but they couldn't get her toe in.:D

Yo mam so old her birth certificate is printed in hieroglyphs

Yo momma such a cheap ho she work fo' da man below...

...Fo' free.


(Mad, this .gif version attached will work here...)

....and yo mama's still unemployed

Yo momma's not, but we won't go into that :mischief:

But we will go into yo momma.

But we will go into yo momma.

Oh now that's just wrong dude. In his mama? Seriously? Not his momma.

But we will go into yo momma.

Whatcha say bout my MAMA?:trouble: