The rules are simple:

1) you must post a funny picture if you laugh

2) If you laugh you lose

3) It doesn't have civ related

4) I don't know how to post a picture, so will the person below me post one.

5) have fun!

I didn't laugh.

I win.

I looked inside your trousers.

I lost :(

shouldn't this include comics or anything other than pictures to differentiate it from the Funny Pix threads?

Zd6ijftMUQM

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/276/47bef2701ef5486454d30dc.jpg (http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=47bef2701ef5486454d30dc.jpg)

WHAT A CREATIVE IDEA OP LUL!

@Bigfoot
I lost.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3200/angelt.jpg

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/276/47bef2701ef5486454d30dc.jpg (http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=47bef2701ef5486454d30dc.jpg)

I never understood what was funny about this.

Anyway,
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/civver/thelongeryoustare.jpg

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/276/47bef2701ef5486454d30dc.jpg (http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=47bef2701ef5486454d30dc.jpg)
I just lost, I found that funny for no reason I can work out.

In what way does this differ from the Funny Pictures thread?

In what way does this differ from the Funny Pictures thread?
It doesn't, and will be closed as soon as Lefty logs on.

Zd6ijftMUQM

I lost.:(

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1676/01may27theclapofdeathcu.jpg

I lost.:(

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1676/01may27theclapofdeathcu.jpg
:rotfl: :goodjob:

Not only did I lose, I woke up my roommate, and he too lost!

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/6825/raffruse.jpg

Zd6ijftMUQM

Seen this a gazillion times. :rolleyes:

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg

It doesn't, and will be closed as soon as Lefty logs on.

Upon reading this, i lost.

Seen this a gazillion times. :rolleyes:

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg

Epic Fail.



http://www.football-media.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/funny-football-media-net.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/3164t4x.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Chris-Brown-jv25.jpg
Chris Brown. Need I say more?

I lost.:(

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1676/01may27theclapofdeathcu.jpg

I lost. How do I post a picture?

It doesn't, and will be closed as soon as Lefty logs on.

:lol: I find this more funny than all the pictures, I don't know why. Just...a nice post all around.

To post an image, go to a site like ImageShack, upload the image from your files, then scroll down to "include details", uncheck that, and copy and paste the stuff in "hotlink to forums" to here.

URL=http://img512.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture11v.png]http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/5540/picture11v.png[/URL]
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/picture11v.png/1/w1024.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img512/picture11v.png/1/)

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg
:D The tub is full of junk so the child must bathe in the toilet, I love it. :D

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=6430123&postcount=98

URL=http://img512.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture11v.png]http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/5540/picture11v.png[/URL]
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/picture11v.png/1/w1024.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img512/picture11v.png/1/)
I won. Conclusively.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=6430123&postcount=98

I almost lost. ;)

I won. Conclusively.

Yaaaaa! I beat somone!!!!! How do you post a picture from fail blog or something like that?

Yaaaaa! I beat somone!!!!! How do you post a picture from fail blog or something like that?

Huh? I believe he was saying he didn't think yours was funny at all?

Huh? I believe he was saying he didn't think yours was funny at all?
yeah, that's what I was saying. VICTORY IS MINE!

You all lose.

http://i44.tinypic.com/23m7b45.gif

You all lose.

I haven't laughed at a single picture yet.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-pimp-alpakah.jpg

http://i29.tinypic.com/2cd7awz.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/14uxop3.jpg

how do you post a picture from a different sight and it is not yours???
for now, here is a link http:////www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/195.jpg

Oh, and another one! http:///imgs.xkcd.com/comics/packages.png

Egad, adress not valid!

http://i42.tinypic.com/2h4yn7k.gif

You cannot possibly NOT laugh at this...

sorry, please ignore the attachment, it's the same as this pic but more hassle.

BEHOLD!!!
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1966/integrationfail.png

You cannot possibly NOT laugh at this...

Then I just did the impossible.

PWNED!!

How come the S in brownsburg looks funny?

It looks the same as the S in Whitestown, just a bit yellowed.

NgWn7zbgxZ4

I lose!

that was so stupidly funny!
http://www.earthsedge.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/africa.jpg



Not necessarily that funny still an epic fail!

http://www.rightwear.com/products/shirts/a15/bigThumb_a15.jpg

I guess it's funny if you hate Obama. :dunno:

http://www.cyberraga.dk/dagbog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hahafcuktard.jpg

Best video ever

http://www.cyberraga.dk/dagbog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hahafcuktard.jpg

Best video ever

That's good. :lol:

A series that some of you might remember (I just tied the first picture to the latter ones).

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6592/3428478438856dbb7bc8b.jpg
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1411/26940645.jpg
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6724/10359708.jpg
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3380/26730717.jpg

http://www.cyberraga.dk/dagbog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hahafcuktard.jpg

Best video ever
I guess I'm not an idiot, I worked it out without even clicking on it. I wonder how many people get caught though.

I didn't laugh.0.o

Well, we need more pics sheeple!

if you like mythbusters...


http://i33.tinypic.com/244wbc2.jpg

if you like mythbusters...


http://i33.tinypic.com/244wbc2.jpg
I liked this one, but didn't laugh.

Well, we need more pics sheeple!

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I looked inside your trousers.

I lost :(

I lost on the exact 3rd post :(

NgWn7zbgxZ4

Sweet, merciful Jesus, why!!!

http://<a href="http://failblog.org/2009/05/16/slogan-fail-5/"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-18947" title="fail-owned-photo-slogan-fail" src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2009/05/fail-owned-photo-slogan-fail.jpg" alt="fail owned pwned pictures" width="500" height="333" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://failblog.org">pwn and owned pictures</a>

Image didn'y work:sad:. Let me try again:Dhttp://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/230.jpg

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2212/229b.jpgspaces: more important than you think

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2212/229b.jpgspaces: more important than you think
Okay, you beat me.

Okay, you beat me.

Yah!!! Now you post a pic.

if you like mythbusters...


http://i33.tinypic.com/244wbc2.jpg

the hat's photoshoped.:cry:

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/70/208c.jpgI like to keep my thread moving.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/70/208c.jpgI like to keep my thread moving.

http://www.ddcrew.com/rageguy.jpg

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/28/Wutjpg.gif

I have lost like 500000 times :lol:

post a picture.

yeah, that's what I was saying. VICTORY IS MINE!

no, you lost on the first picture.

http://www.gitaar.net/forum/index.php/file/8/7764/buttsecks1.gif

http://www.gitaar.net/forum/index.php/file/8/7764/buttsecks1.gif
I'd do her.

That's why on the 8th day God created paperbags and vodka.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1478/253q.jpg

I'd do her.

Your are a stronger man than all of us.
http://www.funmunch.com/funny_pictures/animals/pictures/funny_animals_pictures_06.jpg

Is that the guy from SNL?

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1478/253q.jpg
heh, almost got me. :D

thanks, I got tons more!http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/2294/243x.jpg

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7930/207v.jpg
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1525/196l.jpg
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9555/190n.jpg

There, that should make up for all the times I laughted.

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7930/207v.jpg
I love how the little redhaired girl is totally nonpulsed. :D

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/6317/faust20.pngThen I just did the impossible.

PWNED!! This should make up for the chuckle I got otta this.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5776/forksandspoons.png

hmm, can't say those two did it for me... :undecide:

hmm, can't say those two did it for me... :undecide:

Well, you should post a picture for all the other times you laughted.

http://jeffhardy787.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-hobo.jpg

I saw one like this in San Francisco:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3417/3377406374_1178a779eb.jpg

I gave that guy 5 bucks.

I saw at least 5 of those there. Somethings ain't right.

http://www.think.cz/issue/49/talisingle.gif

http://jsac.ytmnd.com/

You cannot possibly NOT laugh at this.. That is a double negitive, so you're saying that it's immpossible to laugh at this.
Sincerly,
the grammer nazis

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/281.jpghttp://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/2831.jpghttp://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/277.jpghttp://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/274.jpg

That is a double negitive, so you're saying that it's immpossible to laugh at this.
Sincerly,
the grammer nazis

And I laughed. So I did the impossible.
PWNED!

That is a double negitive, so you're saying that it's immpossible to laugh at this.
Sincerly,
the grammer nazis

Um...

I don't know what to say here... your post isn't funny?

I have a NEW RULE!!!!!! You must post a pic for every time you laughted.:)

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/281.jpghttp://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/2831.jpghttp://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/277.jpghttp://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/274.jpg
You know what's a failure? Sticking the word FAIL on everything.

Um...

I don't know what to say here... your post isn't funny?
I see no joke with my post. @ Phlegmak, I didn't make those pics.

Hmmm... I laughed a couple of times so here's my pic :)

http://forums.civfanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=208585&d=1238266232

I have only laughed at post # 3 so far.

You cannot possibly NOT laugh at this..

That is a double negitive, so you're saying that it's immpossible to laugh at this.
Sincerly,
the grammer nazis

Wouldn't "impossible to laugh at" be....

You cannot possibly laugh at this..

?

Meaning "cannot possibly NOT laugh" would mean it's impossible to NOT laugh.

Wouldn't "impossible to laugh at" be....



?

Meaning "cannot possibly NOT laugh" would mean it's impossible to NOT laugh.

I was going to post this until I saw all the spelling mistakes in his quote there.

Then when he said 'nothing funny about it' i just thought to myself, OK, forget about this

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4329/squarewheel.png
Just look at his face! :rotfl::lol::rotfl:

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6346/advertisingfail2.png

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6517/americanfail.png
China win

That is a double negative, so you're saying that it's impossible to laugh at this.
Sincerely,
the grammar nazis

Sincerely,

The Spelling Nazis.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090602.gif

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/1797/buuuuuuurn.jpg

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6517/americanfail.png
A good one but works without the caption.

A good one but works without the caption.


I know, but I don't have photoshop, so I can't remove the FAIL without taking out part of the pavement as well.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/81049-1/Walken_laugh_lose.jpg

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/95895d1229374265-funny-strange-random-pics-24mcj1g.jpg

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/81049-1/Walken_laugh_lose.jpg

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/293.jpg a kid shirt.
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/292.jpg
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/289.jpg
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/287.jpg

I know, but I don't have photoshop, so I can't remove the FAIL without taking out part of the pavement as well.
The world could use less pavement. :)

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/293.jpg a kid shirt.
Well, to be fair it probably was made in SouthEast Asia.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/81049-1/Walken_laugh_lose.jpg

You are the 100th post!!!!!!!!:trophy::high5::band::dance::bounce:[party]:king::goodjob::cool::scan::D;):):lol:

Calm down, not that big of a deal.

I am still the winner.

Sorry, but you laughted at the third post. And you didn't post a pic. So you are a sore loser.

Sorry, but you laughted at the third post. And you didn't post a pic. So you are a sore loser.

1) There was no pic in the third post.
2) I posted 4 pictures. http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8032878&postcount=15, http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8033557&postcount=18, http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8061236&postcount=30, http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8066680&postcount=42

1) There was no pic in the third post.
2) I posted 4 pictures. http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8032878&postcount=15, http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8033557&postcount=18, http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8061236&postcount=30, http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8066680&postcount=42
well, I posted more pictures http://www.mrsite.co.uk/usersitesv3/adrenalinjunkieross.co.uk/wwwroot/USERIMAGES/thumb_GEORGE%20BUSH%20NINJA.JPG

So? My point is that what you said was an outright lie.

http://raoworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/double-facepalm.jpg

I lost (thanks to the double-facepalm).

I lost (thanks to the double-facepalm).

post a picture, please :)

I'll post two just for you bobbie baby! :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/trevorharden/iwantyou.jpg

http://www.condimentking.com/images/umar_saeed_adbusters.jpg

http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny%20pictures/lkpdutch/Funny%20Pics/funny.jpg
http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-graphs-hokey-pokey-flow-chart.gif
http://www.commentbuddy.com/comments/Funny/funny_3.gif
http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny%20pictures/mdv_03/funny%20icons/Funny.jpg
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q166/lkpdutch/Funny%20Pics/funny.jpg

Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.






0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.



The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.

As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.


The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.

Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"





Just to show you all that all the posts don't have to be pictures ;)

The geography of a woman
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there

http://www.designmyprofile.com/images/graphics/other/funny/myspace-graphic-funny073.jpg

Still haven't laughed at any pictures yet.

I have only laughed at post # 3 so far.

Still haven't laughed at any pictures yet. oximoron, don't you think?;)


Don't lie.

oximoron, don't you think?;)


Don't lie.

For the millionth time, post #3 did not have a . .. .. .. .ing picture in it!!!!

They don't have to be pictures!!! You lost!

They don't have to be pictures!!! You lost!

http://apublicdefender.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/facepalm.jpg

Yes, but I said:

Still haven't laughed at any pictures yet.

Do you get it now?

http://www.commentbuddy.com/comments/Funny/funny_3.gif
I didn't lol but she's got a point there. :D

Also, that's child pornography & you could get 15 years in jail for posting it.

Also, that's child pornography & you could get 15 years in jail for posting it.

No because

1) I didn't make it

2) It isn't a real picture

3) no privates are shown

Sincerely,

The Spelling Nazis.

I woold liek too poont owt htat I am a grama naxee, knot a speling natzee.

Siceersly,
da gramer knotzee

I would like to point out that you are being an idiot.

~Sincerely,
A Concerned Party

Fixed!
-sincercly.
da grama knoteezis

Fixed.

I would like to point out that you are being an idiot.

-Sincerely,
A Concerned Party
Fixed!
-sincercly.
da grama knoteezis

Fixed!
-sincercly.
da grama knoteezis

http://www.pleaselink.me/_/myconfinedspace/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2008/12/hello-good-sir-on-behalf-of-the-internets-i-must-regretfully-inform-you-to-gtfo-and-take-your-fail-with-you.jpg

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1897/raffrusej.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=raffrusej.jpg)

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/8201/raffyouruse.jpg (http://img197.imageshack.us/my.php?image=raffyouruse.jpg)

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/299.jpg


http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/298.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DnLhrxq2gk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eshipmentoffail%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuljzU5egog&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eshipmentoffail%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded


Two very short Hilarious videos.

The first one was just mean, the second one I nearly lost.

I'm winning thus far.

Watch & lose :smug: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJjUVIIYptE)

You will all lose!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPfkxOy7Cmw) :evil:

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4254/12443549184922623.png

Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of @#$%^&* who want off, get the @#$% off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of @#$%^&* who are getting on, get your @##$%^ in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are @#$%^& off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the @#$% in the kitchen."

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN VIEWED 3,000 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ;) :D :p :rolleyes: :eek: :lol: :mischief: :crazyeye: :cool: :scan: :king: :nuke: :goodjob: :trophy: :smug:

Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

You already told that in the lame jokes thread.

I thought this thread was only for pictures?

You already told that in the lame jokes thread.

I thought this thread was only for pictures?
no, as I stated
just to show that all posts don't have to be pictures. ;)

You already told that in the lame jokes thread.

He repeatedly posts a lot of his stuff. He posts pics here and in the funny-pics thread, jokes here and the joke threads, and fail pics in at least 2 threads: this one, his fail thread, and the funny-pics thread.


To be honest, it gets kind of annoying.

Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of @#$%^&* who want off, get the @#$% off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of @#$%^&* who are getting on, get your @##$%^ in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are @#$%^& off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the @#$% in the kitchen."
Not too bad. :D (though I didn't lose)

He repeatedly posts a lot of his stuff. He posts pics here and in the funny-pics thread, jokes here and the joke threads, and fail pics in at least 2 threads: this one, his fail thread, and the funny-pics thread.


To be honest, it gets kind of annoying.:p:p:p


To be honest, I lost at reading that. Time to go post the same thing in three different threads!

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."





Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"




101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.




102: POST THE SAME THING ON DIFFERENT THREADS!

The customer reviews for the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt (http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/dp/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top).

The Less You Know, The More You Make
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.

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NEW RULE: if you seen the same pic on a different thread and laughted, but didn't laugh at the ones here, you still need to post a pic.

shipmentoffail indeed :ack:

Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy

I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it.
William Faulkner

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
Steve Martin

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
Mel Brooks

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley

A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
William Faulkner

The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
Robert Benchley

Sorry for the double post, but no posts in NEARLY A WEEK!!!!!! Am I the only one who posts on this thread now-a-days?



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a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnMDrv8Mx3E


There, some one has to laugh at atleast one of those. And for the b@sterd who laughted but didn't post something funny, so help I will hunt you down and kill you like the little runt you are. :sniper:

Sorry for the double post, but no posts in NEARLY A WEEK!!!!!! Am I the only one who posts on this thread now-a-days?


You're the only one who posts in this sub-forum now. We all vacated when you started spamming the place.

You're the only one who posts in this sub-forum now. We all vacated when you started spamming the place.

But it'll stay up there, I'll keep bumping it.

Adding the word "FAIL" to a picture instantly makes it unfunny.

But it'll stay up there, I'll keep bumping it.

You are a loser.

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That is a spectacular photograph, and it's instantly destroyed with the goddamn word FAIL on it.

Actually, 8 days is more than a week.

To remove to amount of FAIL in this thread, even though I haven't laughed YET:

http://media.fukung.net/images/19/americans.gif

I lost. :lol:

To remove to amount of FAIL in this thread, even though I haven't laughed YET:

http://media.fukung.net/images/19/americans.gif
Unfortunately, that's fake.

Adding the word "FAIL" to a picture instantly makes it unfunny.


I agree. That is why I dont visit 'fail' picture sites... I hate it!:mad:

Unfortunately, that's fake.

And an old one, with a couple of versions.

Unfortunately, that's fake.

Still a funny story.

I think its genuine, except it was off one of our colonies in the middle of nowhere.

Unfortunately, that's fake.
Snopes, or it did happen :p

This solves it. (http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp)

I'm aware its fake, but its still a cheap joke. :p

This, on the other hand, is not:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-joker-fail.jpg?w=454&h=328

I'm aware its fake, but its still a cheap joke. :p

This, on the other hand, is not:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-joker-fail.jpg?w=454&h=328

There's a whole (genuine) comic of the Joker and Batman exchanging boners. :lol:

Oh, and, as usualy, why does some idiot feel the need to write "fail" across the picture? Particulalry when there is nothing "fail" about it.

Oh, and, as usualy, why does some idiot feel the need to write "fail" across the picture? Particulalry when there is nothing "fail" about it.
Probably it's the brother of the guy who is running around making every other picture into a demotovational with redundant text.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-joker-fail.jpg?w=454&h=328
That's why Batman is better. :smug:

Here's a few more, MINUS THE "FAIL"!!! :p

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/batman01.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/batman07.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Phrox/woodenboner5ye.jpg

"Pulling" the boner. A gun made of "wood". Can this really be accidental?

:eek: :lol:

^^^:lol: :lol:^^^

I think the artist got drunk that day

boner
"blunder," 1912, baseball slang, probably from bonehead "stupid person" (1908). Meaning "erect penis" is 1950s, from earlier bone-on (1940s), probably a variation (with connection notion of "hardness") of hard-on (1893).

http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/dog-cat.jpg

FAIL TIME WITH BOBBYJOE!

http://www.break.com/index/tree-cutting-goes-very-wrong.html

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addicted much? (You will all lose!!!!:evil:) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMdxCVuGR0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eshipmentoffail%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded

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Now with that out of the way, there's this video to show you. This isn't a fail, it is just sad. :(. Here's the link. I don't think they should have aired it. http://tiny.cc/link763


Gotcha! Here's the real video: http://rightwingvideo.com/?p=1117

I did the opposite of laughing, so I probably won.

There wasn't an opposite of laughing before, but there sure as hell is now.

Well done Bobbt.

EDIT: I clicked on your tinylink, and got this. I took the liberty to adjust it accordingly.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8321/bobbtjoe.jpg

There wasn't an opposite of laughing before, but there sure as hell is now.

Well done Bobbt.

Thank you! :)

I think the first link I put in that post is the funniest.

This made me chuckle (http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/kasparov-past-his-best)

Also this thread was epically awesome! :D (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=325986)

'Twas a trainwreck, alright.

HOW THE EFF has he not been banned yet? :rolleyes:

This made me chuckle (http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/kasparov-past-his-best)

I was rofling because of that. :rotfl:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-horse-in-car.jpg

HOW THE EFF has he not been banned yet? :rolleyes:
Good question.

I looked inside your trousers.

I lost :(

Made me laugh


http://nopostagerequired.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/1-palin-school-girl.jpg

I'm aware its fake, but its still a cheap joke. :p

This, on the other hand, is not:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-joker-fail.jpg?w=454&h=328

http://tvland.classictvhits.com/FlyingNun/Pics/FlyingNun02.JPG

FAIL TIME WITH BOBBYJOE!



It sure is. Bobbtjoe, most of the images you posted aren't failures at all.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-massage-chair-fail.jpg?w=500&h=400

Indeed, that dangerous power cord is a safety fail, the Penetrator 2000 must use a lot of electricity.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-massage-chair-fail.jpg?w=500&h=400
It took 10 pages.
I lost. :D

I've had trouble not giggling like a girl during BobbyT's posts, so:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_05/MentosPOP_800x532.jpg

I've had trouble not giggling like a girl during BobbyT's posts,

I have trouble keeping my lunch down...

I have trouble keeping my lunch down...
I lost, a little. :D

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/0/pyzamOmgWtf.jpg

Are you supposed to laugh at the pics or the commentary?



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Are you supposed to laugh at the pics or the commentary?

Marriage Demotivational


:lol: :eek: :lol:

Any.


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That marriage motivator looks like it has to be from a porn set.

That marriage motivator looks like it has to be from a porn set.

Not necessarily. Just freaky people. http://www.amazon.com/Puppy-Papers-Womans-Life-Journey/dp/1884760031

http://www.amazon.com/Puppy-Papers-Womans-Life-Journey/dp/1884760031

Close enough.

It took 10 pages.
I lost. :D

:bump:





True, but that doesn't mean you don't have to post a god-damn picture.


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HOW THE EFF has he not been banned yet?
It was

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What's so funny or a fail about a sign telling people not to leave trash near the gate?


http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/436.jpg


It's a tourist attraction called the Secret Nuclear Bunker. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Nuclear_Bunker)

What's so funny or a fail about a sign telling people not to leave trash near the gate?


Dump. right next to a bathroom.

Dump. right next to a bathroom.

200TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!*




To celebrate.....





http://www.canpages.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/worlds-largest-pizza.jpg

WORLD'S LARGEST PIZZA!!!!!



*sorry for double posting

http://nonav.com/images/funny/BabyJesusCry.jpg

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/426.jpg

What's so funny or a fail about a sign telling people not to leave trash near the gate?



Yeah notice the sign well above the gate: LADIES.

Massive job losses...



That one is funny, but surprising that the mods haven't banned it. Apparently they don't like references to dogs licking themselves, even.


http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/426.jpg

LOLZ


http://www.aaglobalind.com/images/bulk-vending/bulk-vending-toys/2-inch-capsuled-toys/bulk-vending-displays/BLTEC75-back-bling-teeth-funny-teeth-bulk-vending.jpg

http://nonav.com/images/funny/BabyJesusCry.jpg

I lost. http://eureka3d.com/image/recursive-demotivators.jpg

I'm on a winning streak here. Make me lose! :mad:

Once again, I've probably laughed a couple times, so I think this WWII comic will cover it ;)

http://forums.civfanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=212490&stc=1&d=1241041296

http://nonav.com/images/funny/BabyJesusCry.jpg

I lost.

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/sirtommygunn/puppetpaltf2.jpg

That TF2 thing is a total win, MOAR!!

I lost.

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/sirtommygunn/puppetpaltf2.jpg
:rotfl:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-hat-fail.jpg?w=500&h=667

I don't get it...

I'm notsure. All I can figure out is that he's wearing his hat backwards, while everyone in the background is wearing theirs normal.

People wear their hats backwards all the time.

I know, but I can't think of anything that makes more sense. I really don't get it, though.

Maybe it's because he's wearing a Cubs hat in the midst of a bunch of Boston fans? :dunno:

If he just turned his hat around and wore it normally, he wouldn't have to shield his eyes with his hand.

If he just turned his hat around and wore it normally, he wouldn't have to shield his eyes with his hand.

This.

Jesus, guys, haven't you ever worn a baseball cap?

I can't believe I didn't notice that. Now that I've started posting on this thread, I'll try to find a pic to post tomorrow to make up for the times I've loss.

http://taylorhicksgirlfriend.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/job_facts_funny_sign_notice_hilarious1.jpg

If he just turned his hat around and wore it normally, he wouldn't have to shield his eyes with his hand.

Or maybe...he burns easily and doesn't particularly want his neck to be red and sore and peeling and horrific the next day?

Just another example why fail pics are...well, fail.

The shadow created by his hand is made at an angle that suggests that the front side of his neck would protect the backside of his neck from being burned by the sun, thus the hat being turned around is completely useless.

I hate to say it, but I'm starting to be full of win.

:bump: Well, I'm a couple weeks behind on the pic I promised last page, but here it is. I still haven't figured out all of the finer mechanics of posting a pic from a file to a full size image, so you'll have to check the thumbnail picture at the bottom.

Picture: Why a basic 2nd grade education is important.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photogallery/police-sketches/jacob-carrell.jpg

Police Sketch vs. Real Person

Apart from the hair, it's not bad.

no, not really. The sketch is a female with a beard. :lol::crazyeye:

It only looks like that because of the hair

It only looks like that because of the hair

And the eyebrows, cheeks and nose.

And the eyebrows.

and the jaw. Mostly the jaw actualy.

and the jaw. Mostly the jaw actualy.

Yeah that too.

now, this thread really needs a pic.

http://www.uptake.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/not-a-very-useful-toilet.jpg

What is that?

http://imagechan.com/images/ebay.gif

:lol: :lmao: :rotfl:

But WAAAAAYYY better without the demotivator.

I've seen eBay sell the universe, Earth, the Ten Commandments, and wars.

I've seen eBay sell the universe, Earth, the Ten Commandments, and wars.
Someone attempted to sell Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard's "moral fibre" on eBay once. They disallowed the sale. Clearly, as you can't sell something which doesn't exist.

What is that?

The metal covering of the outhouse tipped over.

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/1797/buuuuuuurn.jpg

From The Outsiders possebliy?

:lol: :lmao: :rotfl:

But WAAAAAYYY better without the demotivator.

It's sad how no one posts pics when the lose:(.


shipment of fail . com it's a fail itself you just have to laugh! http://www.shipmentoffail.com/

^
You should warn people when putting links to disgusting stuff mkay?

It's sad how no one posts pics when the lose:(.
I didn't literally laugh out loud, I just thought the pic was funny. :dunno: Sue me.

Bobbtjoe told me through PM to post this video here.

Do not post for restricted members

Bobbtjoe told me through PM to post this video here.
Ignored the rest of the post as soon as this was seen.

Also, wouldn't that kind of defeat the purpose of a ban?

Bobbtjoe is banned?!

I thought you av disappeared when you got banned? I can see his fine

Ignored the rest of the post as soon as this was seen.

Also, wouldn't that kind of defeat the purpose of a ban?

idk, all I know is he just kept PMing me about it (he...he just wouldn't stop :cry: )...

Bobbtjoe is banned?!

Can any one anser that for us? is Bobbtjoe banned, and for how long? Cause I mean Bobbtjoe started this thread. It's a funny thread. Is their a rule that when your banned your threads that you started can be closed really eaisly?

Can any one anser that for us? is Bobbtjoe banned, and for how long? Cause I mean Bobbtjoe started this thread. It's a funny thread. Is their a rule that when your banned your threads that you started can be closed really eaisly?
There's a thing that shows you lots of data about banned people if you get yourself banned. What you should do is post extremley moronic posts everywhere and make moronic threads and see.

Oh wait

Heck, no!