point of no return

http://216.103.53.239/carnut/crash/crash-bikewheely.jpg

strange dentist.

http://www.krank.dk/newstuff/signs/clinicadent.jpg

Forgot the attachment...

Nice tattoo...

Perfect woman...

she is from the aphex twin video "window licker" :D

Everyone hates Clippy. Maybe it's because he help people kill themselves...

Further proof that cats are evil:

"Honey, I'm taking the carpool to work!"

An assortment of humorous characters:

Funny weddings:

Funny Comic:

Bush's speech:

LMAO that Pear harbor thing is hilarious!!

i wonder what his wife said when she opened the newspaper.

http://norb.rulez.org/~norb/images/worldcup.jpg

animepornstar - some of your pictures appear to me as an 'X' and when I click them a site called www.worth1000.com asks me for user name, password and domain. What am I supposed to do with it?

edit: Here are some picture I found in an Israeli site:

http://a1948.g.akamai.net/7/1948/2075/v0003/www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/050602/201620/5_hh.jpg

http://a1948.g.akamai.net/7/1948/2075/v0003/www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/050602/201626/8_hh.jpg

http://a1948.g.akamai.net/7/1948/2075/v0003/www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/050602/201622/6_hh.jpg

http://a1948.g.akamai.net/7/1948/2075/v0004/www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/290702/207952/2.jpg


The hebrew says:
"Swiming area - boating forbidden"... Shows the quality of our goverment workers ;)
http://a1948.g.akamai.net/7/1948/2075/v0003/www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/130102/165986/eilat_h.jpg

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Iraqi1.bmp


http://www.ianai.net/jokes/caution.jpeg


http://www.ianai.net/jokes/vote.for.gore.gif

Argh, get that password screen away! :mwaha:

A pen was stuck in a printer and an intern was asked to write a warning paper...

seems like a mod has removed the pics.
go to this link and click on the thread "if hackers ruled the world":
http://www.securitydatabase.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=13

edit: they like have problary removed the links to the pics because of too many visits, but here are the pics
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9378_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9360_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9410_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9358_w.JPG
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9352_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9371_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9426_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9346_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9334_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9381_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9418_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9370_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9377_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9446_w.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/posts/image/9380_w.jpg

edit2: copy and paste

All these pictures are pretty much the same - they replaced regular words with internet like writings. Don't you think one picture would've been enough?

Originally posted by G-Man
All these pictures are pretty much the same - they replaced regular words with internet like writings. Don't you think one picture would've been enough?
that's why i just posted two of the in the first post.

True. But you could've posted a warning. I wasted almost 45 seconds going through all these pictures... ;)

pulp simpsons part 1

part 2, unfortunaly i can't see what skinner says :(

part3

forgot the attachment :(

part 4, an expected one :D

part 5, :ack:

part 6, my favourite :D

part 7:whipped:

part 8, i'm not sure if the mods like this one:D

we don't

part 9

part 10, motherf*cker

part 11, :lol:

part 12, should be the last one

did klaus do this?
http://www.kenner.la.us/mason/bomb.jpg

the first xbox
http://www.krank.dk/newstuff/computer/x-box-spec.jpg

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads2/HPS1.jpg

:evil: :D

This one had me cracking up for a good half an hour

I don't get it :confused:

Do you really find her pretty? ;)

well, she's not attractive, but how is that funny in the least?

I also don't get it... there are many, many girls out there far less attractive than she, do you know this girl, are you trying to be cruel to her? Blonde girl, if you're reading this, its ok, I find you borderline acceptable and if the two of us were stranded together on a desert isle, I would probably agree to intercourse in less than two weeks :D

- Narz :king:

I laughed out load for several minutes at the Clippy-suicide one. I don't know why I found that so funny. I guess its because I hate him so much.

[What the heck is pastry doing in there?:lol:]

Hope it works:

It didn't... Let's try it again:

Warning, it's horribly awful...

The next one...

Last one...

Damn, doesn't work for this one. I retry:

aouch :eek:

Hurting, isn't it, Anime ;)

How to make women save money:

No comment...

Finally...

Ahem...

http://fatchicksinpartyhats.com/part36.shtml

it's a series, so i'm not going to post all the pix. WORTH THE CLICK!

somehow that got posted three times. i'm on a 56k, so maybe all the images bogging me down had something to do w/it.

"We're getting some unusual readings, captain!"

Perhaps the world's most tasteless ad:

Have any of you guys heard of the National Lampoon Big book. It is full of hilarious unintentional signs and mistakes.

Blam...

How would you answer the phone?

That means Buddha's happiness :)

My dumb steed, i.e. a (pale) horse :p had a pain in his a**. Took him to the doctor:

I need some efficient airbags...

Guy's got some attitude
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/military/thptptp.jpg

Manager of the Year
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/Manager_of_the_year.jpg

Gaymers
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/gaymers.jpg

...
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/errors/imac-win.jpg

WOW!!! I want one
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/vintage/dejavu.jpg

http://www.hemsida.net/dock/gta3.gif

which computer game do you think is funniest?

darlir kollir
10 years old
varberg

-gta3. because you shoot people to death.

What is varberg?
Btw, GTA 1 and 2 were censored if I remember well... Stupid games ;) with no offense.

_ what's your favorite game?
_ Virtual Valerie 2 because my dad would buy me a new joystick everyday :D

varberg is a town and i don't think gta 2 was censored.

Ah ok. Thanks.

I have tons of others like that but I don't post them all..

No comment.

Cleveland.

whoops!

That Clippy one made me think of this

double post

hehe...

the "R" is faked :splat:

Intended to ;) to see if you're a good Sherlock :D
Yep, the guy who did that sucked in Photoshop.

Btw, in California, Christie Kerr won the LPGA Golf trophy last sunday. Her 1st victory obviously. According the tournament, a kiss on the trophy is the tradition..

She's so gentle about it, she could kiss my trophy anyday! :D

- Narz :king:

I took the following pictures from a site that appearantly loves to put it's name on anything... Never mind.

I have to get a few extra pounds off.... :D

http://www.tmunot.com/funny/dirty/280302-calories_table.jpg

And some political jokes (if you don't like them just ignore)

http://www.tmunot.com/funny/israel/240402-arafat3.jpg

http://www.tmunot.com/funny/israel/220402-arafat1.jpg

http://www.tmunot.com/funny/israel/220402-arafat2.jpg

http://www.tmunot.com/funny/israel/200402-us-pressure.jpg

http://www.tmunot.com/funny/israel/200402-hamas-school.jpg

Well... if this one gets censored then it'd be really unfaire, since it's just a big cactus.

Damn, why the attachment didn't work:mad:

Whoa, won't be seeing that guy have sex anytime soon...

Niark niark ;)

http://douglas.min.net/mirrors/altern.org/bo2kfun/dork1.jpg

http://douglas.min.net/mirrors/altern.org/bo2kfun/dork2.jpg

Haha, I got my bed directly behind the computer too and my chick often lies there bored while I talk to you guys!

- Narz :king:

Well we own a Mac, so nothing to fear ;) Macs will never betray us

Okay this is a serie of Axe ads (who didn't see the very funny axe shower ad? with the guy huh... ahem...). Warning, you need a lot of imagination to get the aim of the advertising campaign...

...

etc... lot of other ones but i'll stop here.

McLaden. No it's not a Formula1

A new threat to our Navy SEALs:

Another "priceless", but this time it's funny:

Reading Hindenburg's mind...

Originally posted by joespaniel
Reading Hindenburg's mind...
Hitler pictures are always funny. BTW, I love your new avatar!

Here's another piece of Nazi humor; I don't think i've posted it here yet:

edit: I just noticed that the guy standing next to Adolf/Ashcroft looks just like Ben Stein!

A helpful message for any rampaging communist:

Come on, people! Some of you must have some funny pictures!

Stamp out literacy:

This will teach them to spam my mailbox...

Why women cannot fix cars

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/WhyWomenCannotFixCars.jpeg

:lol:

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/HazardousMaterial.gif

Originally posted by nixon
Why women cannot fix cars

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/WhyWomenCannotFixCars.jpeg

:lol:
this one seems to be the most popular image in this forum. i think it's the fifth time it has been posted now?:D

Well, it is most bemusing hitting women hard. It has a certain touch of male satisfaction. :D :p

he he... That's why I like to be cop.

Uh, would probably be wise of ya, Genghis, to stay clean. That pic of yours is approaching the unwise. ;)

Nah, he's done it several times in the forums and nobodies complained.

He he... viva telecommunications

No comment:

I found this pic at bushorchimp.com (http://www.bushorchimp.com/). It has lots more.

Here's another:

Everybody remembers this one, right?

Hee hee! The Death Cigar!

Was this one posted before?

Originally posted by gr8ful wes
Was this one posted before?
No. It's hilarious!

Another 'priceless':

Wow! A hot naked chick skateboarding!

My heart will go on...

:lol:

That last one was one of the funnest pics I've ever seen.

...the joy of learning...

Super duo:

The joy of drinking:

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads2/TN_couple.jpeg

Go visit http://www.blmb.freeserve.co.uk/

Not mine, but funny anyway

No offence meant :)

...

.

..

See:

I guess we'all been there ;)

:aarh:

:lol:

Here's what our favourite kiddies TV fireman is up to .......

(apologies in advance for 'f' word)

halloween flashers

Darkshade recently posted this picture in the OT forum. It had me :rotfl:

Hope this is funny enough for the Count!:D

The next four pics I post are from a website called www.engrish.com, a funny website that showcases Japanese misuse of english words on packaging and other areas.

Everyone must buy this bag immediately!

How disturbing is this?

I need a shirt like this:

If anyone mistreats you in any way, just show them this picture and show them what they're in for:

looks a little bit disappointed with its new hairstyle.

http://suzuki.ath.cx/kittens/shaved.jpg

Bang!!:lol:

http://marge.uvm.edu/sdempse/images/Humorous/Evolution_Of_Man.jpg

http://marge.uvm.edu/sdempse/images/Humorous/Sad_Day_At_Sesame_Street.jpg

Napoleon - Good to see someone else found the Count slightly amusing.
I'm going to have to get that on a T-shirt.:D

Nice computer.

btw, please can someone post again the very famous picture showing the difference between a male/female = one button box/tons of triggers & buttons box?
Thanks in advance.

Originally posted by GenghisK
Nice computer.

btw, please can someone post again the very famous picture showing the difference between a male/female = one button box/tons of triggers & buttons box?
Thanks in advance.

http://a1948.g.akamai.net/7/1948/2075/v0003/www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/130202/178215/men_wh.jpg

Plus bonuses:
http://a1948.g.akamai.net/7/1948/2075/v0004/www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/200302/179350/evol2_wh.jpg

http://a1948.g.akamai.net/7/1948/2075/v0003/www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/130102/169850/shop_w.jpg

http://a1948.g.akamai.net/7/1948/2075/v0003/www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/200302/179346/justdivorced_hh.jpg

Thanks :)

Ever wondered how to transform yourself into a ninja? Well, here's a helpful guide that can assist you!

I sure feel sorry for whoever's conducting THIS interview.

VERY inappropriate picture for the story:

Let's all hope our bosses don't get to like this idea.

Famous last words: "Either that cat goes or I do!"

An essential tool for every guy out there:

This reminds me of those "Goofus and Gallant" cartoons in "Highlights" magazine that we were shown to instill conformity in us kids.

Anne Frank's real diary:

nice car... i want it.

The perfect place to stop the car for a break...

http://www.cowhosting.com/upload/somuchfun.jpeg

Oh, anime, that's mean. ;)

Surely not your sister?

Pardon my ignorance but what exactally am I missing with the little girl picture?

She's going down a slide, the look on the face is awesome :lol:

More confusing than funny. :confused:

Everything you've heard about Southern Baptists is true:

Dark thoughts by Franquin.

See the full story at: http://suif.stanford.edu/~leroy/franquin.html

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads3/funny1.jpg

merry christmas

http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/yunapee/dearsailors.jpg

For all you who patronize internet porn sites:

mmm...

that letter was a riot

here is a good one for hunting season

ok its not hilareous but what the heck

this is a funny hunting avatar

Ethernet killer

Perhaps you'll be more succesfull than me. ;)

Bottom row, near the middle, but no naked butt cracks here, Lefty

President of America....

..... and president of Slovakia

For more check out www.fajront.sk (http://www.fajront.sk/funpic.php?kat=english). Hopefully you won't have too much problems with language. :)

Oh my God, what is Santa doing to this dog???

It seems mean to do this to hospital patients:

This is from a Japanese birthday card. Seems a little inappropriate, doesn't it?

What every office needs :D

And who of you might be the cruel dictator of Iraq? :lol:

:crazyeye:

:)

More scary than funny...:eek:

...

oooh, Santa's getting naughty with Rudolph... Somebody call 911 (or an Animal Rights organizations)...

Only in Texas...

Only in Mexico...

this "elk picture" is quite funny:
http://europe.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/12/30/sweden.elk.reut/index.html

This is really a busy time of year for Satan.

This might have been posted on election day, but it's still funny.

Howabout some good ole George dissin:

These are from College Humor by the way. Great site.

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads3/Bush_Girl.jpg

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads3/Bush_Piss.jpg

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads3/g1.jpg

Clinton :lol::lol::lol:
http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads3/Clinton_Middle_Finger.jpg

http://fun.from.hell.pl/00-ROCZNIK-2001/2001-11-22/penisoup.jpg

Those poor dogs... :vomit:

This might not be appropriate for children's parties:

Jeltsin is getting a bit grumpy

Originally posted by napoleon526
This might not be appropriate for children's parties:

There was a mom not too long ago that threw a male stripper party for her 14 year old daughter and friends. After awhile a couple of the girls paid the stripper to perform oral sex on him...needless to say the parent got in alot of trouble.

Not exactly a funny picture but close enough....

http://home.chello.no/~siamak.javid/etc/sayit.swf

This time he definitely went too far :ack:

What so funny? I can't see anything unusual about this picture.... ;)

Oh, I can. But it's old news. ;)

tee hee :egypt:

take that

28 seconds later that guy got shot by the cia nsa bush himself and the fbi:lol: :lol:

amazing :eek:

http://www.markyamg.netfirms.com/optical.jpg

Some may argue that this belongs in one of the OT threads...

<That is so funny of Bush il maybe take it as background :lol:

phillipe, this thread is called 'funny pictures III', not 'stupid comments about pictures others have posted III'. :nono:

btw
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/oil.jpg

He he he after Magic cards, here's something else.

keep on rockin

http://koti.mbnet.fi/cityporo/Sekalaista/laulaja.jpg

:D :crazyeye: :lol:

:rolleyes: For some reason my reply keeps getting attached to the wrong thread!!

i made this for my creation team

I get a 404 error when I try to enter your site..

moddafokkas per minute :lol:
http://www.ace.pp.se/~ace/bilder/rnb-creator.jpg

More political stuff: Here’s jolly ol’ Satan Hussain:

Nice kid

yum :D

Nice birthday present. ;)

A message for all smorkers to keep in mind.

...

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/cx/uc/20030129/nq/nq030129.jpg

http://www.topfunpages.com/imgs/page_imgs/tffpa/priceless.jpg

,.,.,

From my favorite web comic, Get Your War On: (http://www.mnftiu.cc/)

Visit scenic Tennessee!

Scary sight! :eek:

A different menu...

http://www.shredderinc.com/users/nofxrules/funny-TheLink%5b1%5d.jpg

http://www.shredderinc.com/users/nofxrules/sit.jpg

Its my posse! :D

crackedcrystal's picture ain't funny, it made me want to :vomit:
Gee, thanks, now I'm traumatized for life...;)

As seen in Calgary earlier this year:

.

Originally posted by Darkness
crackedcrystal's picture ain't funny, it made me want to :vomit:
Gee, thanks, now I'm traumatized for life...;)

Alright, how about extreme mouse sports?

Now that one is funny!

Originally posted by De Lorimier
As seen in Calgary earlier this year:
What the hell was he doing??? Quite professional photo, by the way, with the iron frame exactly on the right spot. ;)

Some years ago there was a (stupid) commercial with a naked man walking into a meeting with very "decent" people. One lady held her cup of tea up, exactly between the camera and...you know. ;) Some Dutchmen might remember it. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Matrix
What the hell was he doing???

This actually happened in Calgary. He was a streaker, who ended up as more of a "faller." He fell over the boards, hit his head on the ice, and temporarily knocked himself out. Made it kinda easy for the authorities to catch him.

He he he! Good one CC! :lol:

What the hell was he doing??? Quite professional photo, by the way, with the iron frame exactly on the right spot.
This actually happened in Calgary. He was a streaker, who ended up as more of a "faller." He fell over the boards, hit his head on the ice, and temporarily knocked himself out. Made it kinda easy for the authorities to catch him.

Not only did he fell on the ice and hit his head but blood started to come out of it. He suffered a commotion and was taken to the hospital. He's fine now. Here's the story as I read it on ESPN.com on december 31th:

CALGARY, Alberta -- The case of a man who climbed naked over the glass at a Calgary Flames hockey game, then tumbled onto the ice and knocked himself out, has started its way through the courts.

Tim Hurlbut, 21, is charged with interfering with public property, a subsection of the mischief charge of the Criminal Code.

Hurlbut did not appear in court Tuesday but his lawyer asked that the case be put over until Jan. 31.

The streaker climbed over the glass wearing only red socks at the Oct. 17 NHL game between the Flames and the Boston Bruins. He slipped on the ice, knocked himself out and was carried off on a stretcher.

Play was stopped for about six minutes while medical staff attended to Hurlbut, who drew mostly laughter and pity when he fell flat on his back and was knocked unconscious. Having regained consciousness, he pumped his hands in the air.

Thank you Homeland Security ;)

Has anyone seen the Reebok commercial with the naked guy who ran out onto the soccer field and wasn't caught?

Or the newer one, which was replaced with the other Terry Tate commercial? The first, which was taken off the air cause some people complained it was "too violent". The second one had a guy run into the field naked, kick the football (american soccer) ball away, and runs in front of the stands with his hands in the air. All of a sudden he gets speared reall hard from the side from Terry Tate (a very hard hitting linebacker in american football), and Terry starts talking trash to the naked guy while the naked guy rolls around on the ground in pain. It is funny, i'll try to find a pic, or the actual commercial.

The first commercial is a Nike commercial and the second one is a parody with Terry Tate.

Here is the Terry Tate commercial

http://www.terrytate.reebok.com/

i thought this was pretty funny. i know that this is sometimes how i view the world. just the way we are! :D

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I like that map.... I'm going to have to make a copy of it :)

What about this one sween32? ;)

http://www.straland.com/junk/HowAmericansSeeTheWorld.gif

Look at that!! We've got a Yankee and a redneck viewpoint here!!

That second map is pretty funny also :lol::lol:

I already posted a long time ago :p

From the patriotic poster series:

Try again:

A new "Gulf War" type console game:

Got to love English speaking anti-American Finlandians.

I like how the last name on the weapons inspector's game is "Allah."

Here's one I don't think has been posted: