History and Overview

Our local comedy improv group (Improv Schmimprov) plays a game where the emcee goes around the audience asking for the names of random objects. Then he puts each object into one of the following sentences:


I like my women like I like my <object>:
Yo momma is like an <object>:

at which point the improv comedians take turns completing the sentence. For example, if the category is "I like my women like I like my toaster", the answer might be: "I like my women like I like my toaster: $19 bucks at WalMart" or "I like my women like I like my toaster: always plugged in and ready to go."

The other day the winner for "Yo momma is like a golf cart" was "Yo momma is like a golf cart: she always gots four old guys in her."

Online Version Rules

So online, this will run something like the caption contest:

I will take the first turn.
Whoever's turn it is selects a random object and selects one of the two sentences, and posts the combination of these as the category phrase.
Players have 24 hours to post their best ending to the category phrase. Please stay in the forum rules.
You can post multiple entries, but only the first entry posted for each player counts in the competition.
The original poster selects a winner, and the winner has 24 hours to post the next category phrase.

Round 1 coming in the next post...

I like my women like I like my cell phone:

Always vibrating and making noises at inappropriate moments.

Your momma is like a World of Warcraft Game Manual.

You have to be declared the winner of the round first, before you can start the next round.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: small, Japanese, and interfaces seamlessly with my other mobile devices.

I've already lost then, because Mise's beats mine with ease.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Dispensable when I get bored of them.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: sleek, black, slim, can be muted, and by golly it was a steal at twice the price.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: keeps quiet during movies - and vibrates in my pocket if it wants my attention

I like my women like I like my cell phone: professional yet curvy, and you can slide the top off with one hand.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: either on my face or in my pants.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: no more than 7 or 8 years old.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: plastic, cordless, and with a rechargeable battery.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: obsoleted by the computer.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: makes others drool when they see it and shuts up when I push a button.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Left ignored in the kitchen while I go fishing.

I like my women like my cell phones: Easily stolen, and highly breakable when thrown against the wall.

No, it just doesn't seem to work....:sad:

I like my women like I like my cell phone: cheap, Chinese, and bought off the street.

I like my women like my cell phone: Trade in the old one for a much newer and thinner one.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Stolen from a rich neighborhood to be sold on the black market

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Shared by the whole family

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Covered in leather and won't let me roam outside the cell

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Constantly taking pictures of my penis

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Stolen from a rich neighborhood to be sold on the black market

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Shared by the whole family

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Covered in leather and won't let me roam outside the cell

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Constantly taking pictures of my penis

......
No! I will not surrender! I WILL FIGHT ON!!!!

I like my women like my cell phone: With a touch screen and lots of free features.

I like my women like my cell phone: Given away in 2 for 1 offers.

I like my women like my cell phones: Thrown in a trash can when used up.

I like my women like my cell phones: Not allowed to make noise in classrooms.

I like my women like my cell phone: With an on/off switch, and a vibrate setting.

Face it, Omega you lost.

Just to rub it in:

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Doesn't go berzerk when left out in the rain

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Spreads open with a simple caress on the side

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Doesn't play games, doesn't make me listen to stupid music, doesn't give me directions, just does what it damn well is supposed to do!

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Able to take a lot of abuse

I like my women like I like my cell phone: with a Mute button.

:twitch:
I can still win! Yeah! I just need to.... Post more of these than you! Yes, that's it! This contest isn't about quality, it's about quantity! How could I be so blind?:mischief::crazyeye:

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Stops making noise if you hit it hard enough.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Completely ignored unless I really need it.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Only requiring a monthly payment.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Kept in a pocket/backpack/whatever for most of the day.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Legally considered property.

I like my women like I like my my cell phone: only used once a week for an hour, in three twenty minute intervals.

I like my women like I like my my cell phone: low on batteries.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: easily replaced every time a new model catches my eye.

Online Version Rules

So online, this will run something like the caption contest:

I will take the first turn.
Whoever's turn it is selects a random object and selects one of the two sentences, and posts the combination of these as the category phrase.
Players have 24 hours to post their best ending to the category phrase. Please stay in the forum rules.
The original poster selects a winner, and the winner has 24 hours to post the next category phrase.

Round 1 coming in the next post...Suggested added rule: When posting more than one, only the first one of the submissions counts.

i like my women like i like my cell phone: made in finland and a pleasure to finger

I like my women like I like my cell phone: turned on.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: no more than 7 or 8 years old.

I vote this one wins the round.

I like my women like I like my cell phone: sleek, black, slim, can be muted, and by golly it was a steal at twice the price.

I declare scherbchen the winner of this round. Please post the next round.

Note: I have edited the rules in the OP so only the first entry from any competitor is counted. So think a moment and make one entry; no going for volume (though I did get a chuckle out of the back-and-forth).

By the way, I like my women like I like me cell phone: if they're not in my pants, they're under my thumb.

The rule still works if you want to make more contributions (which I also enjoyed. Just make sure the first is the best one) :)

Well done Scherbchen :thumbsup:

What about we embolden our best contribution, otherwise I'd just edit my first post to put a better one in :p I'd quite like a limit to the number of contributions, but I think one is too low... what about 3?

Yeah, how about not our first, but any one of our choice? That way we don't have to edit if we come up with a better one later.

I declare scherbchen the winner of this round. Please post the next round.

Note: I have edited the rules in the OP so only the first entry from any competitor is counted. So think a moment and make one entry; no going for volume (though I did get a chuckle out of the back-and-forth).

By the way, I like my women like I like me cell phone: if they're not in my pants, they're under my thumb.

well that was unexpected. allow me...

I like my women like I like my roleplaying-games:

make 'em count!

I like my women like my role-playing games: Having fun and letting my wildest and weirdest fantasies come true.

I like my women like I like my roleplaying games: more fun as you progress.

I like my women like I like my roleplaying games: low in intelligence, high in charisma, and hotter than fireballs with a 20 roll.

I like my women like my roleplaying games: $19.99 a month.

I like my women like I like my roleplaying-games: with a large, well-written, detailed manual and online technical support, so I can figure out what the hell is going on.

I like my women like my roleplaying games: $19.99 a month.

$19.99? You need to find some cheaper RPG's. And women. ;)

I like my women like I like my roleplaying games: Using an axe always makes me win.

I like my women like I like my role-playing games: it's not about the location, and it's not about who you're partnered with, it's about the intercourse.

I like my women like I like my role-playing games: Always starting at an inn, always ending in a cave.

I like my women like I like my role-playing games: Spending all my time getting it started and ending with alot of arguing on the rules.

I like my women like my roleplaying games, they advertise that they're free, but in the end you need to pay to get access to all the features.

yikes. there are at least five here that really made me chuckle. need an hour and then I will, as primus enter pares (spelling? grammar? latin?), name the winner. just about all of these put the one I came up with to shame.

primus inter pares
if my studies of british cabinet conventions serve me right.

</off topic>

primus inter pares
if my studies of british cabinet conventions serve me right.

</off topic>

that sounds a lot better, yes.

yikes. there are at least five here that really made me chuckle. need an hour and then I will name the winner. just about all of these put the one I came up with to shame.


Just pick mine and get it over with... you know it was the best!:goodjob:

gnah! I hate to be the decider....

I like my women like I like my role-playing games: Spending all my time getting it started and ending with alot of arguing on the rules.

does it for me, though dutchfire and Firestorm94 came within an inch of claiming the prize.

here is my lame attempt: I like my women like I like my role-playing games - on insane there are more of them and you have twice the experience. (about to reinstall Icewind Dale)

the Fr8monkey has the floor!

Just pick mine and get it over with... you know it was the best!:goodjob:

hi crosspost!

PS: I lied about the hour. thought I was busy. wasn't.

So did I really win because I was funny or that I was being obnoxious? :lol:

Will be back in an hour... or will I? MWAHAHAHA!

Heh. I'll be back for next round. Should be good. :D

Times almost up, monkey boy. :p

It's past up now.

Hurry up monkey boy, I want to tell bad jokes already.

I'm growing impatient, monkey boy... :mad:

I like my monkey boys like I like my alarm clock: On time.

I like my women like I like my monkey boys: they take four times as long as they say they will to get ready.

Sorry for the delay. Here we go:

Your Mama is like an imported car:

Your Mama is like an imported car: crammed full of Mexicans.

Your mama is like an imported car. Cheap, but illegal in some states because of safety regulations.

Your Mama is like an imported car: takes five comfortably.

I can't play in the weekend, so I must lose.

Your Mama is like an imported car: reliable.

That'll do it.

Your Mama is like an imported car: A nice ride considering the price.

Your momma's like an imported car: taking my full load in her back hatch

Your Mama is like an imported car: she came in a crate from a former Yugoslavian nation

Yo mama is like an imported car: not much to look at on the exterior, but plenty of room on the interior to pack in anything you want.

Yo moma is like an imported car: really good for packing stuff in.

No opportunity for an intelligent joke here.

Your Mama is like an imported car: Cheap and overused.

Your mother is like an imported car: No matter how banged up she gets, she gets the job done.

No opportunity for an intelligent joke here.

Intelligent jokes?!? I'm sorry, perhaps you are in the wrong thread. :rolleyes:

Your mama is like an imported car: when I fill her with my liquid fuel she'll purr like a kitten for hours.

Intelligent jokes?!? I'm sorry, perhaps you are in the wrong thread. :rolleyes:
Those phone jokes required thinking. Also, what are you so defensive about? :huh:

Your Mama is like A imported Car: People have sex with her a lot.

Your Mama is like A imported Car: People have sex with her a lot.

What idiot has sex with a car? Do you mean in her? :confused:

Times up! Good choices here. I have to go with...

Your Mama is like an imported car: takes five comfortably.

Way to go. Here's mine:

Your Mama is like an imported car: Runs at a high RPM, hard to get out of first and has a leather interior!

To be fair, I cheated -- that was my second one :(

Subscription post. This looks fun!

Subscription post. This looks fun!

You could just go to thread tools and select "subscribe to thread" just so ya know. ;)

You could just go to thread tools and select "subscribe to thread" just so ya know. ;)
Are you criticising him for spamming?

Anyway since no-one cares that I won by cheating (!!!!!) I'll post the next thing:

I like my women like I like my curtains:

Are you criticising him for spamming?

I'm offended. :nospam:

I like my women like I like my curtains: I choose when they open and when they close.

This was a hard one.

I like my women like I like my curtains: only use them when I'm naked.

I like my women like I like my curtains: Gives maximum absorption and helps me sleep.

I like my women like I like my curtains: as window dressing

I like my women like my curtains: Always open, never covering anything up.

I like my women like i like my curtains: Chosen by my mum.

Funnily enough, this was the exact same object I was planning on using if I won.

I like my women like I like my curtains: out of the way, quiet, and always open for my viewing pleasure.

I like my women like my curtains: well hung.

No wait... there's something wrong there :(

@Sharwood: either we're both geniuses, or we are both sat facing curtains.

I like my women like my curtains: well hung.

No wait... there's something wrong there :(

:lol:

i like my women like i like my curtains: pressed up against the window.

hmmmm

I like my women like my curtains: The perfect pattern when new, tie them to a pole in my room and toss them later when in tatters.

I like my women like I like my curtains: picked out by relatives, pressed against the window, and providing a nice feel to the room.

Meh, pretty bad.

@Sharwood: either we're both geniuses, or we are both sat facing curtains.
I like the sound of the former better, but I get the felling it's more the latter.

I like my women like I like my curtains: No more then thirteen years old.

I like my women like I like my curtains: No more then thirteen years old.

That's borderline rape. :eek:

24 hours is up, and...... VOLUM IS THE WINNER:

I like my women like i like my curtains: Chosen by my mum.


I like my women like I like my curtains: hanging lifeless from the ceiling.

24 hours is up, and...... VOLUM IS THE WINNER:




I like my women like I like my curtains: hanging lifeless from the ceiling.

I won :eek: I thought mine sucked :lol: Anyway, i couldnt think of any better, so, here's your assignment:

Yo mama is like a TV.......

Your mother is like a TV: She's big and I stare at her for hours.

Your mama is like a TV: turned on regularly by fat people.

:DtuditgdiytfdetgWarned, spam

Yo momma is like a TV: a boob tube.

yo mama's 18

Even if that were true, that is completely off topic and has nothing to do with your mother being like a television. ;)

Yo Mama's like a TV: turn her on and watch all of the people in her.

Yo Mama's like a TV: Doctors say you shouldn't use her for too long.

Yo Mama is like a tv: once she gets turned on, she won't shut up.
Yo Mama is like a tv: she makes a lot of noise but you can't get her into bed. (;))

Yo moma is like a TV- turned on by anyone who walks in the room.

Yo moma is like a TV: Commercially available since 1932.

Yo mama's like a tv, slim and shiny but flat.
yo mama's like a tv, she makes a ton of noise and you have to hit her to shut her up.

Yo Mama is like a TV: You have to pay extra for the "HD" experience

Yo mama is like a TV: 7 inches wide in 1935, 150 inches wide today.

Yo mama is like a TV.......
She's always in the background with nothing on. :D

Yo mama's like a tv: I turn her on by fiddling with her knobs.

.......................

dammit Narz, that was mine :mad:

minus the background part
The background bit is an essential piece which helps the reader build a mental image. ;)

Your mother is like a TV... you know one of those dudes who dresses up like a chick...

Your mother is like a TV, spews garbage yet you still stay to listen.

Yo mama is like a TV: keeps getting bigger and bigger, and the price keeps on goin' down for it.

Your mother is like a TV... you know one of those dudes who dresses up like a chick...

How does a TV dress up like a chick?

How does a TV dress up like a chick?
TV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transvestite) .

I dont know wether to be relieved or frightened. :cringe:

Frightened.

I'm slightly aroused.

I was quite impressed by your contributions, in the end i that Catharsis is the winner.


Your mama is like a TV: turned on regularly by fat people.

Fair verdict, I thought Catharsis' was quite good (though I thought mine was too & was hoping it would win).

Mien derailed the thread, therefore it was the logical choice. I reject y'all.

Goddammit Catharsis hurry up! I have humour to share.

In two hours, (24 hour mark of his win), someone else should choose one for him.

SORRY SORRY SORRY REALLY BUSY :blush:

Your mama is like a vegetable garden...

Dirty & full of seeds.

Your mama is like a vegetable garden: If you can tame the weeds, you get a prize!

Yo mama is like a vegetable garden: sure, some parts are edible, but there's manure everywhere and you got to make sure you clean it all first.

I like my women like I like my magazines:

Short, Intelligent and Stacked.

Your mamma is like a vegetable garden: hoed regularly.

Yo momma's like a vegetable garden- only insects like her.

Yo mama's like a vegetable garden: If you don't water her every day she dies.

And we all know what I mean by watering, right? :D

Your mama is like a vegetable garden: The first lady is tending to it and the whole nation watches.

meh.

SORRY SORRY SORRY REALLY BUSY :blush:

Your mama is like a vegetable garden...

Overgrown, full of weeds and the droppings of other beasts, and locked up behind a tall fence.

Ripe and ready if the rabbits don't get to her first.

Full of hard carrots in the dirt.

Full of seed.

SPAM FOR THE WIN! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!


;)

Your momma's like a vegetable garden: ploughed once a year by Mexican migrant workers

Your mama is like a vegetable garden: Cheap, dirty, and filled with cucumbers. ;)

I like my women like I like my magazines:

Short, Intelligent and Stacked.
Dude, what are you doing?

This one may only work for those of us in the antipodes.

Your mama is like a vegetable garden: I go to her every time I want to pull a few roots.

To root is to have sex. Don't tell your parents I told you.

Yo mama is like a vegetable garden. There's green stuff growing on her.

Yo mama is like a vegetable garden, she's fresh, exciting and so inviting to me.

Yeah.

Your mother is like a vegetable garden: a bountiful source of food in the event of a war.

There are so many funny ones here, it's hard to pick a winner! But not impossible.

And with that in mind, the winner is...

...

...

...Kal'thzar!

Your mama is like a vegetable garden: If you can tame the weeds, you get a prize!

And here's my offering:

Your mama is like a vegetable garden: a therapeutic activity for pensioners.

Your mamma is like a vegetable garden: 6 feet wide and covered in manure.

Awesome, I preffered the Hoed one though :p

Try something more unusual (initial thought was nail clippers)

Your mamma is like a Google employee:

Do these all have to be your mamma jokes?

Your mamma is like a Google employee: Nobody really gives a damn about her.

Your mamma is like a Google employee: she gives free porn to the world.

Awesome, I preffered the Hoed one though :p

Well, you see, I didn't want to award the win to anyone who came up with a line I'd already come up with while thinking up the category. ParadigmShifter did just that, and in so doing, put himself well out of contention for the title. :p

Anyway:

Your mama is like a Google employee: everything she does at her job eventually ends up on the Internet.

Do these all have to be your mamma jokes?

agreed, I prefer the other category as well. but, hey, to the victor go the spoils.

Your mama is like a Google employee: She has two big round things.

Your mamma is like a Google employee: has a 90% probability of being a dude.

Your mama is like a Google employee: Easy to find, occasionally fun to use.

Well, you see, I didn't want to award the win to anyone who came up with a line I'd already come up with while thinking up the category. ParadigmShifter did just that, and in so doing, put himself well out of contention for the title. :p

Yeah, thats why I came up with this one. I didn't go into it with any expectations (except vaguley internet)

Yo momma is like a google employee: Easy to find, easier to get nudity, and even easier to put something into.

Your momma's like a google employee: probably still a virgin

Your momma's like a google employee - please use her to search for meaning & are often disgusted by what they find.

Well, you see, I didn't want to award the win to anyone who came up with a line I'd already come up with while thinking up the category. ParadigmShifter did just that, and in so doing, put himself well out of contention for the title. :p

Anyway:

Your mama is like a Google employee: everything she does at her job eventually ends up on the Internet.

Great minds think alike!


Fools seldom differ.


I was shocked when I didn't win :eek: I wanted to say forked and hoed regularly but went for the snappier line.

Yo mommas like a google employee, boring.

Your mother's like a google employee: I'm feeling lucky.

Yo mama's like a Google employee: mention the Holocaust, her first response is always denial.

Some really good ones (that I didn't expect!).

And the Winner is:

Your momma's like a google employee - please use her to search for meaning & are often disgusted by what they find.

Well done Narz!

Narz's entry should be disqualified for improper grammar

Just kidding, and btw, this was supposed to be "google employee" and not "google", you lazy bastards

Narz's entry should be disqualified for improper grammar

Just kidding, and btw, this was supposed to be "google employee" and not "google", you lazy bastards
:p

I thought Truronian's was the best actually here even though it technically didn't make sense. I didn't think I'd win this time around.

Technically mine does work. People do use the google employees to search, just as people use Thunderfall to interact here, without Google employees there would be no Google.

Here's today's

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_Pail_Kids) (images (http://images.google.com/images?q=Garbage%20Pail%20Kids))

off-beat but just the first thing that popped into my mind.

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: 6 years old with huge heads.
I don't think its possible to be unperv with this one...

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: stupid 24 year old trash that sucks a lot.

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: One man-made disaster after another.

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: I only see pictures of them.

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: Half the quality but you can get twice the quantity, and most often found on the curbs of the streets

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: Released in 1985 and designed to parody the Cabbage Patch Kids

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: Flat with curvy bottoms.

i like my women like i like my garbage pail kids: with a nuke exploding on their head.

oh yeah

I like my women like i like my garbage pail kids: With easy to identify names like Sicky Vicky.

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: Unknown to a third of the world, repulsing another third, and unhealthily desired by the remaining third.

Ok, I can't say I was too taken by any of the offereings but to be fair my selection was a bit too specific, I think generality in these games offers more room for creativity.

z4ckdabeast, you win, step on up. :)

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: Flat with curvy bottoms.

Woot!

I like my women like I like my cars:

I like my women like I like my cars:
You just pump 'em full of power for three minutes & they'll run errands for you all day long! :cool:

I like my women like I like my cars: Created in 1996, Fill them full of juice and drive them like you stole it.

I like my women like I like my cars: worn out

I like my women like I like my cars: I've already been in and had fun with them on the first time.

I like my women like I like my cars: small and from Japan, but still fits five comfortably.

I like my women like I like my cars: Lots of head room.

I like my women like I like my cars: nice headlights, but always getting rear-ended.

I like my women like I like my cars: numberous.

I like my women like I like my cars: freshly waxed.

I like my women like I like my cars: kick 'em hard enough and they'll start going again.

I like my women like I like my cars: Created in 1996, Fill them full of juice and drive them like you stole it.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Mine was- I like my women like I like my cars: willing to let me clean them.

Wow, thanks z4ckdabeast. Didn't expect that. So many good ones.

Lets go in a different direction:

I like my dog more than I like my friends because:

I like my dog better than my friends because one eats all the food, reuins your stuff, and makes a mess everywhere, while the other one's a dog.

I like my dog more than I like my friends because my wife can't have sex with a dog.

Crap, I just walked in on them doing it on the carpet.

I like my dog more than I like my friends because: if you take your pants off and smear your genitals with peanut butter in front of your friends, you can't go back to the way things were before after a shower.

I like my dog more than I like my friends because: if you take your pants off and smear your genitals with peanut butter in front of your friends, you can't go back to the way things were before after a shower.
lol, I almost went with that one but I figured I'd leave it for you. :D

I like my dog more than I like my friends because:
The Chinese restaurant doesn't serve my friends. :(

I like my dog better than my friends because the voices don't tell me to kill him...

lol, I almost went with that one but I figured I'd leave it for you. :D
I'm just glad no-one beat me to it.

I like my dog better than I like my friends because my dog's not an arse.

Basically, every other thing rolled into one. :p

I like my dog more than I like my friends because: He doesn't waste time bathing.

Shar-wood beat you to it homes. ;)

:mad:

I'll edit it

I like my dog more than I like my friends because I have a dog.

I like my dog more than I like my friends because when I locked them into the trunk of my car for a few hours, only my dog was really glad to see me after I released them again...

Despite the beastiality references I was expecting I think the award goes to...

Narz for his double reference in one statement. (You need better friends Narz!:lol:)

The Chinese restaurant doesn't serve my friends.

I dont have a zinger because I dont have a dog or friends. :sad:

wow, I won twice! :woohoo:

Today's :

"I like my boss like I like..."

I like my boss like I like the lottery: giving me money.

wow, I won twice! :woohoo:

Today's :

"I like my boss like I like..."

You're supposed to provide the noun, and the contestants provide the explanation.

I like my boss like I like video game bosses: easily identifiable weak spots and prone to stupid repetitive actions.

I like my boss like I like your mom: on all fours, eager for seconds

You're supposed to provide the noun, and the contestants provide the explanation.
opps, I thought I'd give them a bit more freedom, I will adhere to that rule next time though.

I like my boss like I like the government: hate it, but depend on it.

I like my boss like my women: I'm the one who really says how things are done.

I like my boss like I like my Ex... 6 feet under! :mad:

I Like my boss like I like my Deer: Running Scared

I like my boss like I like Lindsey Lohan: appearing in sex videos stored on my hard drive.

wow, this is gonna be a tough choice already! :goodjob:

I like my boss like i like my balls: sacked.

I like my boss like I like my cell phone,useless piece of crap,but cool looking anyway.

I hate to say it but I have a moral obligation to be righteous & true (see user title), I thought Perfection's was the best.

I like my boss like I like Lindsey Lohan: appearing in sex videos stored on my hard drive.

You're up dude!

A simple proper one.

I like my women like I like my desk:

I like my women like I like my desk : with lots of places to put my junk! :D

Wow, a good one right out of the gate!

I like my women like I like my desk: big and bulky.

I like my women like I like my desk: Filled to the brim with my crap.

I like my women like I like my desk: Theres always room for more

I like my women like I like my desk: with a woman on top.

I like my women like I like my desk: horizontal and wrapped around me.

I like my women like I like my desk: Flat and solid.

I like my women like I like my desk: Curvy legs, stable, and enough space for me and another chick on top.

I like my women like I like my desk: Filled to the brim with my crap.Winnar! :goodjob:

Alright, hmmm...

I like my women like I like yo momma:

I like my women like I like yo momma: engaging in regular sexual intercourse with me. :D

I like my women like I like yo mama. Just 50 years younger and 150 lbs less.

I like my women like I like yo momma, cuz I'm yo daddy!

I like my woman like I like yo mama: sexy

I like my women like I like your mama, son. You may be my brother, but I still love your mother.

There. Odd format, but I think it works.

I like my women like I like yo momma: 400 pounds overweight.

I like my women like I like yo momma: Undersexed, underpaid, and under me.

I like my women like I like yo momma: takes care of me more than she takes care of you, despite her being related by blood to you.

I like my women like I like yo momma: Undersexed, underpaid, and under me.

You are declared the winner.

Yikes, uhmm

I like my women like I like my steak:

I like my women like I like my steak: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!

I like my women like I like my steak: Rare.

I like my women like I like my steak: Giving me pleasure, with a hole.

I like my women like I like my steak: raw and uncut.

I like my women like my steak: to be enjoyed only after a crazy Jewish guy slaps a sticker on her.

I like my women like my steak: Tough, chewy and still bleeding.

I like my women like I like my steak: in the freezer.